Chapter 33: Otaku Romance
With the appearance of the tower master, everyone in the adventure group still expressed their respect. But the wild words in his mouth are not very convincing. Although the glamorous warrior leader didn't say it clearly, he also showed disapproval. Instead, a heavily armored soldier under her command knocked on a shield behind her and said:
"Any equipment can be broken? Then, can the perishing gold shield made by me, a master dwarf craftsman, also be broken?"
Lin proudly said: "It's useless, I can break it." However, he changed the subject and said: "But I haven't tried it with a dwarf crafted shield. I don't know how long it can last."
What an outrageous statement, only a magician in such a remote country place would dare to say it. The warrior took off the shield on his back. The square tower shield was as smooth as a mirror, and the cylindrical curved surface glowed with several kinds of aura, which meant that it was blessed with several kinds of magic. The shield is painted with a noble coat of arms and a totem of a griffin beast, colorful. This is a magic shield with excellent workmanship. Lin does not deny this point of view, and judging by the appearance of the warrior, this shield is not just a fake.
The soldier knocked on the shield triumphantly, and said, "Then, can your Excellency's huge knife be able to chop this shield?"
"Do you want to try?" Seeing the soldier's eager expression, Lin decided to demonstrate it first, and then asked the soldier's answer. He said to the two girls, "Go to the foundry and bring out three iron ingots. Two of them will be used as legs, and one will be used as a frame."
After finishing speaking, Lin waved his hands, shouldered the Zhanjian Saber on his back, and asked everyone to move into the hall. At this time, the two apprentices had already set up an iron ingot about the width of two palms, waiting to test the knife.
Everyone in the adventure group was surprised by the materials used for the test knife. Generally speaking, it is a wooden frame and bundles of straw. If you are more particular, it is a piece of pork or beef, and if you are cruel, it is a living person, usually a death row prisoner. No one put an iron ingot directly, it was not the size of a palm, but a military-grade iron ingot for transportation, a big thing that had to be carried by several strong men.
After explaining to the guests, Lin gave himself the Great Strength Technique. To master this weapon well, one cannot rely on one's own strength. And when he held up the door panel, his appearance was quite bluffing. Immediately, the magic of the sword was activated, and a strange noise filled everyone's ears. I saw the tiny serrations on the blade, which started to run along the blade at high speed.
As a man's three romantic weapons: chainsaw, lightsaber, laser gun. Maybe Lin hasn't thought of a way to do the latter two, and I'm sorry for myself if I don't do the first one.
The game should start with Doom, and the movie may start with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. This modern weapon that stands at the pinnacle of cold weapons has officially entered the field of vision of believers in otaku culture. Inserting the chainsaw into the enemy's body, listening to the roar of the engine, accompanied by splashes of blood and minced meat, who can say that such a weapon is not at all enjoyable.
The lost world has no engines or motors, but it has magic. The Lost world may not be able to make jagged teeth and usable chains, but there are dragon scales. Thinking about the bag of scales that were supposed to be made into the dragon scale armor, it can be said that it was a homework that Lin never let go of during the time when he was coding and thinking with his brain.
Without the burden of the engine, the chainsaw can be made more like a sword. Coupled with the long-armed hilt for holding with both hands, although I don't know what the real design of the Mo Dao in Tang Dynasty looked like, this appearance is also similar to the Zhanma Dao of later generations.
But the chainsaw is not only capable of cutting horses, and the world of Lost Earth also has things like ships. Therefore, the former Fat House, which was influenced by the video game Robot Wars, did not hesitate to use the name "Zhanjiandao".
Now, this is the first time that the Zhanjian Sword has been shown in front of outsiders since it was completed.
When the sawtooth ran to the highest speed, Lin slashed with both hands, and the iron ingot was split into two amidst the ear-piercing noise and flying sparks. Maybe it's due to the difference in materials. This ship-cutting knife is not like its counterparts on Earth. It takes a long time to grind anything. The serrations of dragon scales and iron ingots are like cutting cheese with a hot knife.
Such an achievement is unbelievable in the eyes of everyone in the adventure group. Lin shrugged, flexed his muscles and said, "I also want to try the quality of the shield of the master dwarf craftsman. Do you want to try it?"
The stunned man kept looking back and forth between the two pieces of iron ingot and Zhanjian knife, and he silently put the shield back into the latch on his back. This perishing gold shield can only be afforded after spending most of his wealth and taking out a loan from the leader. At that time, he was very confident, holding this shield, he could not go anywhere in the lost world.
But when others try weapons, they use wood as thick as an arm at most. If it can be cut off, it is a very sophisticated high-quality weapon. Now the tower master is testing weapons, he just takes a piece of iron that is about the thickness of his own waist, and just cuts it through. Although the material quality of the iron block is far inferior to his own shield, it is thick enough.
Such a thick piece of iron was chopped off. If he hid behind the shield, he would probably end up cutting the person and the shield in half. So the soldiers conceded. It's not that our side is not tough enough, it's that the enemy is too cruel.
However, the eyes of the rest of his team were bright, as if they had found a treasure. Seeing that the warrior didn't intend to test the shield, Lin didn't intend to ask about the other party's inability to get off the stage, so he ordered the two apprentices to put the ship-cutter sword back in its original place, and took out another sword that was criticized as being difficult to use.
Waving the weapon, bursts of lightning flashed in the air, which is a derivative of its own magic attribute. Originally, Lin only wanted magnetic power, but the electromagnetic power was not separated, and the electric power was also integrated, so he directed it for attack.
"The name of this sword is the Snake Belly Sword. Its characteristic is... well, you can see it by looking at it." Lin Sha retreated away from the crowd, shook his head and calculated the distance, and then retreated a few steps. He began to wield the snake belly sword.
What is the evaluation of the magician's sword skills in the eyes of the soldiers? To be honest, no one dared to speak out, so Lin had no way of knowing. I can only get a glimpse of it from those contemptuous expressions. But at the next moment, the Snake Belly Sword swung forward flatly, the sword body was out of joint, and the weapon like a nine-section whip attacked a distance several times the length of the sword body. The shiny tip is almost close to everyone's face.
The blade is divided into twenty-three sections, connected by thin rods, as flexible as a whip. Lin twisted his wrist. In his imagination, the sword body should be like a spirit snake, spinning around him. However, due to the clumsiness of the user, all the blades thrown back greeted the magician himself.
Flicking past those sharp blades that would cause wounds when brushed, Lin flicked his wrist, and the magical magnetic force that he had painstakingly researched, immediately absorbed the sword body and restored it into a long sword. This is the magical weapon of the female warrior in the game "Soul Sword" inspired by the earth. It's a pity that this kind of technical work cannot be afforded by a fat house like Lin, so this weapon was made and offered.
His face was a little red, and Lin Gan smiled a few times to hide his embarrassment, and said: "In short, this is a highly technical sword, and it must be used by skilled fighters. Unfortunately, until now, it has not met a suitable one. Owner."
"Wow!" The sudden barking of a dog woke everyone up, and only then did the members of the adventure group realize that there were two huge dog-shaped monsters standing outside the gate, and they drew out their weapons one after another. The three masters and apprentices on the side of the magic tower remembered that they hadn't fed the dog at noon, and of course they hadn't eaten either.
Lin didn't make any big countermeasures against the guests' vigilance with great fanfare. Instead, he quickly calmed the tense guests and said, "Everyone, don't worry, this is the dog raised by two of my apprentices."
Give the snake-belly sword to Kaya, and she will put it back in its place. Hallomi went out to drive two big dogs, don't keep staring at people, sticking out her tongue and drooling, as if she wanted to eat people. Lin squeezed out a smile to face the vigilant visitors, and said: "If you are interested in weapons and want to try them out, please feel free to inform my apprentices. You can also rest in the tower with peace of mind, and don't worry about being attacked by monsters and wildlings." danger."
As for the two dogs that were standing on all fours and were almost taller than this teacher, I don't know what kind of delusional version of Jinkela they were fed to grow so big in just a few months.
The original kennel can't even fit the dog's head. The dog food has long been taken care of by itself, and the three masters and apprentices unanimously agreed that such a big dog can't afford it. Instead, every few days, the two girls and the two dogs would go out hunting, UU reading www.uukanshu.com to the place designated by their teacher. Of course, that was also the place where it was discovered that there was an abnormal concentration of high-level energy under the monitoring of the magic tower.
Now Lin's approach to the inherent territory of the magic tower is very simple within X ten days, and if there are some bad signs, he will let the dog bite. Let the girls accompany you. In addition to practicing some cooperative tactics, you must also avoid accidentally injuring passing adventurers or caravans.
After the hunted prey is processed, some of the good meat is used as food for the three masters and apprentices, and the rest is fed to the dogs. Usually raw meat, but will be rewarded with cooked food every few days, just to see if there is something worthy of praise. Today is the day to feed cooked food. The two dogs saw that it was a little past noon and they hadn't received the reward yet, so they ran to the door to urge them.
As for facing a group of guests who were not accustomed to lunch, Lin, the tower owner, asked politely. Originally, it was just a formality, and the guests who wanted to have a taste, after eating the roast duck made with honey as the sauce, ate the portion that the master and apprentice had originally prepared for dinner.
This made Lin feel a lot of resentment. Finally, I met a group of migratory birds passing by, and with the assistance of two big dogs, I caught a few intact wild ducks. Thinking of the taste of Peking Duck, Lin was so excited that he couldn't help himself, and agreed to reward the two big dogs. Although I don't have any impression of the recipe and ingredients, at least I know the baking method. The skin brush sauce is directly replaced with honey.
When the crispy skin entered the mouth, Lin was moved to tears. Although the taste is not authentic, the taste is not authentic, but there is always a little thought about that world. The three masters and apprentices finished eating one, two big dogs and one dog, and the rest were all eaten by a few strong men and female men, and there were no bones left. Only someone's infinite remorse remains.
But this little episode at noon is still insignificant in the eyes of most people.