Chapter 32 - Dishwasher
The road in the forest.
The fat uncle looked at Bi Fang in amazement, and the speed of the car could not help but slow down.
Bi Fang nodded, and said solemnly: “I am a travel anchor, but I lost my way in Qinling. I finally came out after walking for four days, and then I met you, big brother.”
Lost in Qinling? Hit the rabbit?
The fat uncle heard the words, his brain buzzed, and he was terrified, but then he felt wrong again. He glanced at Bi Fang, who was calm, and turned to scorn.
This kid is really eloquent. He doesn’t blush when lying.
He is a local. He has been pulling wood on this road for several years. When he walks at night, he can hear wolf howling several times a month. Sometimes he is lucky, and he can see that the blind bear is on the road. Wander through.
These are all visible to the naked eye, not to mention the poisonous insects, snakes and ants in the forest. Even if the professional exploration team is here, they have to find local people to lead and make full preparations.
Just such a yellow-haired kid, dare to go in with a bag? The most outrageous is still alive?
Are you writing novels and making movies? Or the protagonist who won’t die no matter what?
Apart from contempt, the driver was skeptical about the authenticity of this incident, because it was incredible.
[Hahaha, don’t you believe me, uncle? 】
[This is also normal, it’s both bear fighting and viper. If it didn’t happen in front of my eyes, I really don’t believe it. 】
[Don’t blame the uncle, but the anchor is too cowhide! 】
【Fangshen yyds! 】
【Yyds? Always single? 】
Seeing that Uncle Fatty didn’t believe him, Bi Fang took down the drone placed in front, said a few words to the audience, and found some clips of him in the forest.
“Who were you talking to just now?”
“Oh, I’m still broadcasting, thousands of people are watching, just this drone.”
Bi Fang shook the drone in his hand, and by the way brought up the video of the fight with the bear in front for the uncle to watch.
And the uncle on the side heard that thousands of people were really looking at him, subconsciously nervous, and his expression was a little unnatural. After receiving the drone and watching the video, this unnaturalness was even more extreme.
“Er, my mother! This bear! This person! This! This! This!”
The fat uncle’s face flushed, and he looked at Bi Fang and then at the video. Finally, he said incoherently, “This is not a movie, right?”
“Of course not. Big brother, do you believe it?” Bi Fang smiled and took the drone back from the driver, so as not to affect his driving.
This is the fat uncle nodding his head like smashing garlic: “I don’t see it, you young man is so amazing, black bears dare to mess with it! He has survived!”
I fully believed that Bi Fang’s uncle was also completely relieved, and suddenly became enthusiastic, took a bag from the side and handed it to Bi Fang, which contained two oversized buns and a bag of mustard greens.
“After running for so long, you must be hungry, right? This is my lunch, so you can eat something to cushion your stomach first.”
“Ah, what a shame then.”
Bi Fang scratched his head and wanted to refuse, but the scent of steamed buns had already penetrated into his nose, and he couldn’t stop the secretion of saliva.
Uncle smiled honestly: “It’s okay, eat. Anyway, there are only two buns. I can buy them later.”
The words were meant to be said, and Bi Fang no longer refused, taking the bag with green eyes, picking up one and biting it.
Take a mouthful, and the mouthful of oily flowers suddenly burst on the tip of the tongue, and it can be moved to tears.
“Well, this is…the best steamed bun I have ever eaten.”
Bi Fang bit his mouth, his cheeks bulging, and he couldn’t speak clearly.
The uncle next to saw Bi Fang looking like a starving ghost, he couldn’t help but uttered aloud, and then handed over a bottle of water: “Hahaha, slow down, slow down, this time there is no bear to grab you!”
“Hmm, uh!”
Bi Fang stuffed his mouth while responding, as if he knew what was wrong but didn’t change it.
【Fangshen finally had a serious meal this time! 】
[It feels like this bun is so fragrant, so I’m hungry. 】
【Fang Shen: Finally I don’t have to eat earthworms. 】
[I want to eat QAQ too]
【Fangshen Eat Broadcast, show you the charm of steamed buns! 】
Within two minutes, two large plates of steamed buns were packed with a pack of mustard mustard greens, and they were all eaten by Bi Fang. He drank and burped, and praised again: “It’s so delicious!”
Although people’s spleen and stomach will become weak after a long time without food, and they should not overeating, Bi Fang still ate two rabbits, and he felt okay.
Along the way, Bi Fang chatted with the driver, and talked about what he had encountered while surviving. He received more shocked eyes from his uncle, and finally made Bi Fang feel embarrassed.
Mo About two or three o’clock in the afternoon, the truck arrived in a small town. Bi Fang got out of the car after giving the driver a rabbit fur hat, and said his final goodbye.
Watching the truck gradually move away, Bi Fang entered the town, and at the same time made a final summary to the drone: “It’s time to say goodbye to everyone again, but this time, it’s really goodbye.”
“This trip, I did a lot of crazy things and got a wonderful enough adventure, but the essence of all this is to survive better.”
“In fact, the primeval forest is not a Jedi, and it is not as terrible as we think. As long as we stay calm, work out a perfect survival plan, and master specific skills, there must be hope of survival!”
“Finally, if you meet a road, there is only one thing to do, tidy yourself up, and then give it a thumbs up.”
“Friends, please remember me, I am Bi Fang, a professional explorer, and I look forward to meeting you next time!”
After finishing this sentence, Bi Fang gave a two-finger salute, and the whole live broadcast room was also rained down by barrage. It was all words of reluctance and retention, and the gift giving caused a big climax.
Numerous fish **** are falling like raindrops~www.mtlnovel.com~ Hundreds of shark fin airplanes are not uncommon.
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【Well, although I know that there will be such a day sooner or later, I still feel unwilling to arrive. 】
[That’s right, isn’t this drone rented? 】
[Ten thousand people’s blood book, boast a while, otherwise threaten to take the customs! 】
【Not addictive, I will definitely watch when Fangshen will broadcast it next time! 】
[Yes, yes, when will it be broadcast next time, are you still in Shark? 】
After looking at the barrage, Bi Fang scratched his head. The next time the broadcast is broadcast, he doesn’t know. He has to see when the system will launch the mission, so he had no choice but to prevaricate: “If there is no accident, I will be on Shark TV in the future. , As for the next live broadcast, I can only say that it should be within one month, and I will definitely notify in advance when that happens.”
In the end, I won’t say more, just turn off the drone.
But even so, many viewers stayed in the live broadcast room and chatted with each other.
[What’s wrong with this, Fang Shen didn’t leave anything, no QQ, no Weibo…]
[I don’t know, I can only wait, anyway, it’s over after paying attention. 】
[Does Lord Mu know? 】
[I don’t know this…]
When someone asked, Lord Mu spread his hands, indicating that he didn’t know anything.
Everyone had no choice but to hold regret, and disappeared in twos and threes.
On the other side, Bi Fang was worried, and was stunned, not knowing what he was going to do, because he suddenly found out that he had neither a mobile phone nor cash…
I was wondering whether to go to the town to find a day-end dishwashing work, and the long-lost electronic sound rang again.
【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the novice rewards, and now the rewards are settled. 】