Chapter 8 The anchor’s speechless incident of becoming a god, 99+
"No, this is not [Finger Shaking Technique], it's clearly hypnosis. I just fell asleep, you guys hold on, I'll slip away."
"Brother anchor, are you sure you're not kidding us? It's been over 20 minutes and nothing has happened except being cute."
"It takes too long to move the skill forward, and it's time to catch up with Ultra Mask's transformation."
"Everyone, I just passed by and I asked, what kind of live broadcast room is this? Is it an online teaching of dancing onions?"
Just when everyone was waiting impatiently, Baobao Ding finally finished wagging his finger for the 100th time.
A miracle happened.
I saw Baobao Ding's two fingers magically glowing, and the skill was finally released successfully.
A lucky event will be randomly awarded to a lucky viewer who complains about Chu Yang.
I saw this cursing audience who kept complaining about Chu Yang's cheating and fake science popularization. The computer in front of him suddenly exploded without warning.
Although the explosion is not very powerful, the effect is gratifying.
This keyboard warrior was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. His clothes were in rags, and there was still a pinch of unextinguished flames in his curled hair. He opened his mouth and spat out a cloud of black smoke. Not to mention how happy he was. Feeling.
"I just bought a laptop! I want to call the Consumer Association to report this unscrupulous merchant."
It just so happened that this unlucky viewer's friend was also an anchor, and happened to be a fan of Chu Yang. The explosion scene was successfully recorded, and he backhanded @ Chu Yang.
Chu Yang looked at this scene with such seriousness that he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, trying hard to suppress a smile.
"Ahem, netizen, don't worry, your computer is probably not a quality problem, but was selected by Baobao Ding's skills.
But don’t worry, the anchor is a very honest person and will never compensate you for your losses. "
"puff!"
Chu Yang's answer made the other party vomit out a mouthful of blood, and he fainted with resentment.
"Ding, to meet the fans' requirements, live broadcast to demonstrate skills: finger-shaking skills, achieve 100 finger-wagging, complete the task, reward props: the key of luck."
"Equipping the Lucky Key can increase the success rate of Baby Ding's [Finger Shake Skill]. Each time it is equipped, it can trigger previously accumulated but unsuccessful skill events."
At this moment, the system prompts sounded indescribably cordial to Chu Yang's ears.
This is simply an artifact specially customized for Baobao Ding!
"In other words, if you equip the Lucky Key now, all the events that have not happened 99 times before can happen at the same time!"
Chu Yang touched his chin and began to make calculations.
99 unpredictable and undeterminable events happened at the same time! What kind of chain reaction will there be?
Referring to the 100th success, the punishment for the one who is hit with a [-]% chance is just a small explosion. At most, he is unlucky and should not die!
Chu Yang's smile made the fans watching in the live broadcast room panic, feeling like they were being targeted by something unclean.
They all started posting messages, begging to be let go!
"Fuck, Su Shen, I was wrong, take my knee."
"I feel very bad. My grandmother who is far away in heaven seems to be waving to me from a distance."
"Justice comes from heaven at this moment. Player Zu'an should take care of himself."
For a moment, everyone in the live broadcast room felt insecure and started praying at the last minute.
I hope that I won’t be blessed by Baobao Ding’s luck.
Chu Yang handed the [Key of Luck] to Baobao Ding with the intention of giving it a try.
Baby Ding squeezed it with his little hands, and something strange happened again. The lucky key that looked like a big spoon began to glow with colorful light. Immediately afterwards, rays of rays of light blasted away from the sky and disappeared.
There are 99 ways in total.
There will be 99 representative, random lucky events happening.
Famous scene one:
"Bring it to you!"
A thief had just snatched his wallet when he encountered a ray of light.
"Boom!"
Immediately afterwards, he was struck by lightning. He lay on the ground for 10 seconds and then got up and continued running.
"Boom"!
Another thunderbolt struck the thief, and the unlucky thief fainted again. After a full 30 seconds, he regained consciousness and still struggled to get up and continue to escape.
Before taking two steps, there was another familiar "bang" sound, and he scored three times and hit the thief again. This time it was more powerful, leaving a black mark on the ground.
"I made a mistake. Please let the police arrest me and put me in jail. Don't send God to punish me. The 10-meter-3-step thunder... I entered the temple without worshiping the gods and offended the Thunder God. Are you afraid that I will not die?" "
The thief, who was in shock afterwards, was successfully arrested by the police who arrived. Before leaving, his eyes were full of fear and he vowed to convert to Jesus.
Famous scene two:
"Hello everyone, I am Uncle Nanhai Desert. The old people say that on such a windy day, you must not stand under the coconut trees if you have nothing to do, otherwise you will be easily hit by the falling coconuts..."
"Long!"
Uncle Da Mo from Hainan was popularizing science knowledge. Before he finished speaking, a strong wind blew by and a large coconut fell from the tree and hit him squarely on the head.
Dinner music started playing.
Famous scene three:
A young man who wanted to order food unexpectedly found a job at "Mei Meili" after spending half an hour filling in information on his mobile phone. He successfully found a job.
Looking at the yellow work clothes that were delivered and the message on his mobile phone that there would be a fine for overtime, he sighed and said with the longest breath in his life.
"When I was eight years old, I met a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that when I was 24, I would wear a yellow robe and have plenty of meat and fish to accompany me. Now I have come true.
I just want to say, I believe you, you are such a bad old man! "
After saying that, with tears in his eyes, he rode on a small electric donkey and went to deliver food to customers.
Famous scene three:
A desert lizard was foraging for food on the sand at night. Suddenly, four large human men approached it, held down its head, and tortured its face by repeatedly crushing it with bicycle tires.
The next day, the news reports.
"Yesterday, four men in India illegally injured a cute male lizard. They have been caught and successfully sentenced!"
Both humans and animals were silent after seeing this report...
Unexpected disasters are happening every day, shattering the world's outlook, and outrageous and speechless events are happening, and they are constantly refreshing the hot search list.
99 random events, all of which happened.
"If I say that these incidents have nothing to do with me, would you believe me?"
"What do you think? I believe you, this anchor is very bad!"
"Hey Yao Yao Ling? Is it still too late to download the national anti-fraud app?"
In order to prevent the incident from getting worse, Chu Yang quickly said that this was just a demonstration of Baobao Ding's skills and was not his original intention.
The live broadcast room in Chu Yang was in full swing. The Shenlong team exploring the "space rift" escaped death and climbed ashore to rest and reorganize before preparing to set off again.