Learning to Love Time Loops Without Going Insane

“Frank, you’re really going to like this game. Cal taught me you haven’t met him yet, but he’s the best. He’s my big brother,” Bug’s tail wagged as she taught Frank how to play D&D.

“I doubt he’s better than Ethel. She likes plants. Most people don’t.” Frank’s voice was as gruff as ever.

“Don’t bet like that, Frank, we all like you. That’s why we made you the capybara hat. Now you are an honorary capybara. Bug loves hers.” Albert spoke up, taking a break from testing his dice.

“I do. The hat keeps me so warm. It’s very nice.”

“I want to play a dwarven druid.” Frank interrupted.

“Alright, we can make that.” Bug used her nose to flip through the book gently.

“I want to be Frank, the dwarven druid, defender of plants, the scourge of humanity. I will protect the trees!”