LIGHTNOVELONLINE Le Ziren's happy life in Marvel
Chapter 27
Chapter 27
In the vast desert, a bird of prey was galloping on the road. It was Sherlock who was going to set off to experience self-driving crossing, but at this time, Sherlock's expression was not the excited one at the beginning.
As for the reason, it is very simple. The originally planned solo spiritual journey abruptly turned into a two-person journey.
Just travel, look at the legendary Iron Man in the co-pilot, Mr. Tony Shi Dake, this guy is still wearing a battle armor while traveling! !
Two full days have passed since Tony stopped him at the door of his shop, and dear Uncle Tony has also been wearing the battle armor for two full days and sat in his co-pilot.
Sherlock looked at Tony, who was using the projection inside the battle armor to handle the group's official business, with a look of disgust, his eyes were full of puzzlement, and finally, Sherlock couldn't help but complain.
"I said, dear Uncle Tony, if you can't let go of work, why don't you go back? Lying at home, watching the American Find Dad show, drinking some ice cream, is no better than sitting in my co-pilot wearing a battle armor Do you go up a lot?"
Regarding Sherlock's complaints, Tony was stunned for a moment, then opened the mask of his armor angrily, gave Sherlock a big white eye, and then said.
"My dear nephew, you are the one who insists on experiencing some kind of self-driving crossing. I have no objection to your traveling. I also said to fly, but you refused.
Then I made the best choice and said to build a RV, so that I can watch the American Dad Show together at night, but you also refused, and now I am worth hundreds of billions, sitting in the co-pilot of your broken pickup, you What else is there to dissatisfy? "
Listening to Tony's words, Sherlock really had an old trough in his mouth, and he couldn't bear it anymore. After thinking about it for a while, he became more and more angry. Taking a step back, Sherlock couldn't bear Tony anymore.
"Tony Big Shit! Do you know what self-driving is called? Look at the caravan you proposed! Can that be called a caravan? Have you ever seen a caravan with [-] wheels that can resist bombs?
Also, we are traveling, why are you wearing your battle armor?Meow, I don't even dare to take you into town!
Damn it, I just wanted to go to the town to experience the customs, and I was welcomed by the mayor himself!Hey, for a moment, I didn't even know whether I was traveling or watching investment with you.
And most importantly, it's been two full days!I've never seen you take off your battle armor before, can't you go to the toilet?Aren't you hot in such hot weather?
Which good guy would travel by car in armor! "
Sherlock complained fiercely like a machine gun. I, Sherlock, have an mmp that I must say, and I not only want to say it, but also say it in front of my face!
But obviously, Tony didn't care about Sherlock's complaints at all. Instead, he rubbed his chin and thought for a while before saying.
"Well, what you said is very reasonable. I really should develop a more portable armor. The current armor is a bit inconvenient. Jarvis, record this idea and start researching it when I go back.
As for the problem you mentioned about going to the toilet, as a genius, I already thought of this when I was designing the armor on the Internet! "
After that, Tony pointed to the iron pants of his steel armor and continued.
"At the beginning of the design, I had already thought about long-term combat. It can be folded here for my convenience, and because I have to consider the extreme environment, there is a purification device inside my battle armor. If I really can't hold back, you can Solve it directly in the battle armor.
The armor can be automatically filtered and turned into pure water for drinking.And thanks to your magical potion, the ways I solve problems can become varied. "
After all, Tony didn't hesitate anymore, put his hands on both sides of his pelvis, and with a light force, there was a wave sound, just like the sound of Lego being pulled out, Tony directly pushed his hip bone shaft Picked it up from his body.
The most amazing thing is that the hip shaft held by Tony is still wearing steel armor, and after the hip shaft was taken off, Tony did not lose his support and slumped on the chair.
On the contrary, it was still the same, as if after taking off the hip shaft, there was still an invisible thing supporting Tony's body, and even the various functions of the armor were still intact.
Sherlock's brows twitched, and he understood what the entry on Tony's head had been.
'Entry: A Doll's Life
Entry effect: The user will become an extremely simulated doll
Time: 00:10:08'
Co-authoring a doll life is like transforming into Lego.
But in the next second, Sherlock felt his blood pressure go up all of a sudden.
I saw Tony open the car window on his own, and stretched out the window with his hands holding his hip shaft. The next second, Tony showed a comfortable expression on his face.
Looking at this scene, Sherlock felt his blood pressure go up, and he slammed on the brakes to slow down, while growling at Tony.
"Tony Big Shit! If you dare to pee on my car, I will never end with you!!!"
Regarding Sherlock's threats, Tony didn't seem to hear a sheep, and the deserted Gobi was outside the window, and Tony was not afraid of his actions being seen.
After a while, Tony took his hip shaft back from the window, and pressed it lightly to its original place, after a crisp 'wave' sound.
Tony's hip shaft returned to its original position, and there was no gap on the armor, as if it was an illusion that Tony took his hip shaft off just now.
Sherlock hoped that this was an illusion. Tony's behavior in the past two days has completely broken all the filters about Iron Man before Sherlock passed through.
At this moment, Sherlock felt that he was about to suffer from high blood pressure. If possible, what Sherlock wanted to do most at this moment was undoubtedly to beat his dear uncle severely.
Give me back the Iron Man I saw in the movie, hello! ! !
Unlike Sherlock's filter shattered and a feeling of lovelessness, Tony himself didn't feel wrong about his behavior at all, and looked at the entry that was about to end the countdown.
At the end of the countdown, a tube protruded from Tony's armor, and Tony bit the tube without hesitation and took a sip.
Watching Tony drink the potion, Sherlock frowned even deeper, and after thinking about it, he said to Tony.
"Tony, potions are not omnipotent! Antidotes cannot help you all the time. You must know that potions are medicines, and medicines will be resistant to them. If you drink like this, the effect of antidotes on you will become weaker and weaker.
Seriously, if you have time to spend here with me, why don't you go home and study new armor or study new elements. "
Regarding Sherlock's proposal, Tony just hummed perfunctorily and didn't say much, but in the next second, Tony's face changed drastically, and he said to Sherlock with a serious face.
"parking!!"
Hearing Tony's words, Sherlock stepped on the brakes quickly. After the car stopped, Tony got out of the car and closed the armor without any hesitation, just when Sherlock didn't know what happened.
Tony left a sentence, there is something that needs to go to Pepper, and told Sherlock to go first, and he will catch up.
Before Tony left, Sherlock saw that the entry on top of Tony's head had changed.
'Entry: rubber life
Entry effect: every 10 minutes to increase a certain part of the body, change every 10 minutes, the parts are random.
Entry time: 23:59:01'
As if he understood something, Sherlock slapped the steering wheel jealously, then picked up his mobile phone sinfully and called his future aunt Pepper.
(End of this chapter)
In the vast desert, a bird of prey was galloping on the road. It was Sherlock who was going to set off to experience self-driving crossing, but at this time, Sherlock's expression was not the excited one at the beginning.
As for the reason, it is very simple. The originally planned solo spiritual journey abruptly turned into a two-person journey.
Just travel, look at the legendary Iron Man in the co-pilot, Mr. Tony Shi Dake, this guy is still wearing a battle armor while traveling! !
Two full days have passed since Tony stopped him at the door of his shop, and dear Uncle Tony has also been wearing the battle armor for two full days and sat in his co-pilot.
Sherlock looked at Tony, who was using the projection inside the battle armor to handle the group's official business, with a look of disgust, his eyes were full of puzzlement, and finally, Sherlock couldn't help but complain.
"I said, dear Uncle Tony, if you can't let go of work, why don't you go back? Lying at home, watching the American Find Dad show, drinking some ice cream, is no better than sitting in my co-pilot wearing a battle armor Do you go up a lot?"
Regarding Sherlock's complaints, Tony was stunned for a moment, then opened the mask of his armor angrily, gave Sherlock a big white eye, and then said.
"My dear nephew, you are the one who insists on experiencing some kind of self-driving crossing. I have no objection to your traveling. I also said to fly, but you refused.
Then I made the best choice and said to build a RV, so that I can watch the American Dad Show together at night, but you also refused, and now I am worth hundreds of billions, sitting in the co-pilot of your broken pickup, you What else is there to dissatisfy? "
Listening to Tony's words, Sherlock really had an old trough in his mouth, and he couldn't bear it anymore. After thinking about it for a while, he became more and more angry. Taking a step back, Sherlock couldn't bear Tony anymore.
"Tony Big Shit! Do you know what self-driving is called? Look at the caravan you proposed! Can that be called a caravan? Have you ever seen a caravan with [-] wheels that can resist bombs?
Also, we are traveling, why are you wearing your battle armor?Meow, I don't even dare to take you into town!
Damn it, I just wanted to go to the town to experience the customs, and I was welcomed by the mayor himself!Hey, for a moment, I didn't even know whether I was traveling or watching investment with you.
And most importantly, it's been two full days!I've never seen you take off your battle armor before, can't you go to the toilet?Aren't you hot in such hot weather?
Which good guy would travel by car in armor! "
Sherlock complained fiercely like a machine gun. I, Sherlock, have an mmp that I must say, and I not only want to say it, but also say it in front of my face!
But obviously, Tony didn't care about Sherlock's complaints at all. Instead, he rubbed his chin and thought for a while before saying.
"Well, what you said is very reasonable. I really should develop a more portable armor. The current armor is a bit inconvenient. Jarvis, record this idea and start researching it when I go back.
As for the problem you mentioned about going to the toilet, as a genius, I already thought of this when I was designing the armor on the Internet! "
After that, Tony pointed to the iron pants of his steel armor and continued.
"At the beginning of the design, I had already thought about long-term combat. It can be folded here for my convenience, and because I have to consider the extreme environment, there is a purification device inside my battle armor. If I really can't hold back, you can Solve it directly in the battle armor.
The armor can be automatically filtered and turned into pure water for drinking.And thanks to your magical potion, the ways I solve problems can become varied. "
After all, Tony didn't hesitate anymore, put his hands on both sides of his pelvis, and with a light force, there was a wave sound, just like the sound of Lego being pulled out, Tony directly pushed his hip bone shaft Picked it up from his body.
The most amazing thing is that the hip shaft held by Tony is still wearing steel armor, and after the hip shaft was taken off, Tony did not lose his support and slumped on the chair.
On the contrary, it was still the same, as if after taking off the hip shaft, there was still an invisible thing supporting Tony's body, and even the various functions of the armor were still intact.
Sherlock's brows twitched, and he understood what the entry on Tony's head had been.
'Entry: A Doll's Life
Entry effect: The user will become an extremely simulated doll
Time: 00:10:08'
Co-authoring a doll life is like transforming into Lego.
But in the next second, Sherlock felt his blood pressure go up all of a sudden.
I saw Tony open the car window on his own, and stretched out the window with his hands holding his hip shaft. The next second, Tony showed a comfortable expression on his face.
Looking at this scene, Sherlock felt his blood pressure go up, and he slammed on the brakes to slow down, while growling at Tony.
"Tony Big Shit! If you dare to pee on my car, I will never end with you!!!"
Regarding Sherlock's threats, Tony didn't seem to hear a sheep, and the deserted Gobi was outside the window, and Tony was not afraid of his actions being seen.
After a while, Tony took his hip shaft back from the window, and pressed it lightly to its original place, after a crisp 'wave' sound.
Tony's hip shaft returned to its original position, and there was no gap on the armor, as if it was an illusion that Tony took his hip shaft off just now.
Sherlock hoped that this was an illusion. Tony's behavior in the past two days has completely broken all the filters about Iron Man before Sherlock passed through.
At this moment, Sherlock felt that he was about to suffer from high blood pressure. If possible, what Sherlock wanted to do most at this moment was undoubtedly to beat his dear uncle severely.
Give me back the Iron Man I saw in the movie, hello! ! !
Unlike Sherlock's filter shattered and a feeling of lovelessness, Tony himself didn't feel wrong about his behavior at all, and looked at the entry that was about to end the countdown.
At the end of the countdown, a tube protruded from Tony's armor, and Tony bit the tube without hesitation and took a sip.
Watching Tony drink the potion, Sherlock frowned even deeper, and after thinking about it, he said to Tony.
"Tony, potions are not omnipotent! Antidotes cannot help you all the time. You must know that potions are medicines, and medicines will be resistant to them. If you drink like this, the effect of antidotes on you will become weaker and weaker.
Seriously, if you have time to spend here with me, why don't you go home and study new armor or study new elements. "
Regarding Sherlock's proposal, Tony just hummed perfunctorily and didn't say much, but in the next second, Tony's face changed drastically, and he said to Sherlock with a serious face.
"parking!!"
Hearing Tony's words, Sherlock stepped on the brakes quickly. After the car stopped, Tony got out of the car and closed the armor without any hesitation, just when Sherlock didn't know what happened.
Tony left a sentence, there is something that needs to go to Pepper, and told Sherlock to go first, and he will catch up.
Before Tony left, Sherlock saw that the entry on top of Tony's head had changed.
'Entry: rubber life
Entry effect: every 10 minutes to increase a certain part of the body, change every 10 minutes, the parts are random.
Entry time: 23:59:01'
As if he understood something, Sherlock slapped the steering wheel jealously, then picked up his mobile phone sinfully and called his future aunt Pepper.
(End of this chapter)
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