Chapter 68: Monkey talk
Fujun?
This is definitely not what you call yourself. Zhou Ze’s certificate clearly writes his name in the first column, and the second column clearly reads the title of “temporary ghost mission”.
Moreover, this cannot be a nickname for showing respect. For example, when the people saw a soldier in the Republic of China at that time, they were called bosses. If a temporary ghost messenger could be called a monarch, then this kind of nickname is also in hell. Is it too rampant and worthless?
and so,
The problem should appear in the little book I just got.
This document used to have an owner. Even if Zhou Ze got this one and was "refreshed", there should still be some messages from the previous owner on it.
all in all,
I picked up a relic of an amazing guy, and it was obtained in a way that didn’t take much effort.
Of course, at this time, Zhou Ze had no time to steal joy or luxury to open a glass of red wine to celebrate, but he felt a little lost in his heart. After all, he failed to fight this ugly version of the monkey brother.
But since the opponent admits to counsel, of course Zhou Ze will not be so squatted to squat down to encourage the opponent to quickly regain the confidence of life to stand up and hit me, hit me,
Hit me!
Since this is a beautiful misunderstanding, let this misunderstanding continue.
Zhou Zemo walked silently to the monkey, with one hand behind him, he was also subconsciously imitating the cool posture of Little Loli, making the other party misunderstand longer.
As he walked to the other side, the monkey was still kowtowing, and its skull should have been dug out, and the inside was hollow. In fact, all parts of its body except the "bull whip" were intact except for the good quality. And damaged.
Zhou Ze stretched out one hand, nails on the opponent's eyebrows.
"Give me your soul blood."
Zhou Ze said lightly.
"Strictly abide by the rule of the government."
The monkey was terrified, happy and sincere, and at its brow, a black earthworm appeared.
Zhou Ze grabbed the earthworm with his nails and began to pull out. The earthworms grew longer and thicker.
At the time, Xu Qinglang had suggested that Zhou Ze collect the soul blood of Baiyingying, which is equivalent to mastering the life of Baiyingying. Zhou Ze now intends to use the same method to take advantage of the monkey's soul when he is not at home. Take control completely.
However, the spirit blood of this monkey is really stout, which also shows the horror of this monkey from the side.
In the city, why did the monkey suddenly come out?
At this moment, Soul Blood suddenly got stuck, and Zhou Ze pulled hard, but he couldn't pull it.
And the monkey with a look of awe in the face was also stunned for a moment, his eyes suddenly became extremely clear!
The high prince wants to take away his own soul blood. This is his honor and the decree he cannot resist. But why is the high prince so difficult to draw his own soul blood?
Suddenly, the monkey's mouth cracked, and a scream was made, and his paw shot directly at Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze only felt that he had been hit by a large truck, but when he was hit by a fly, his nails instantly exerted force, which directly cut off the soul of the other party.
"Wow............"
Zhou Ze smashed the glass behind him, the whole person fell into the glass slag, raised his head, his chest undulated, there was blood spilled from the corner of his mouth, the whole body was up and down, and it was extremely painful.
"Damn, you are not a lord!
You asshole, dare to impersonate Fujun! "
The monkey began to go crazy. Although the soul blood was not completely drawn out by Zhou Ze, but because it was cut off by Zhou Ze, even if there was no way to make it die immediately, it was enough to destroy its cultivation base.
Zhou Ze forcibly climbed up, his mouth was cut by glass **** everywhere, and he looked very embarrassed.
However, at this time, the monkey was like a crazy beast, directly rushing to Zhou Ze.
"Poof!"
One person and one monkey collided together, but this time the strength of the monkey was much smaller than last time. One person and one monkey entangled with each other and rolled on the ground several times in a row.
"This is my destiny, and also my cause and effect. Heaven allows, debt repayment, just right!
You are a ghost, why did you come to obstruct it, you really think you are the ten palaces? "
Zhou Ze didn't answer, but pierced the monkey's body with his nails, and the pus in the monkey kept evaporating. The taste, even if you were wearing a gas mask, would have no effect at all.
Finally, after a round of pinch by both sides, the monkey's body slumped down and fell to one side. Zhou Ze staggered up, and his ten-finger nails had been mostly corroded.
He is a man who loves nails very much. Even in his previous life, he often trimmed his nails while manipulating the scalpel, not to mention that this lifetime nails are more important and natural to him.
But right now, it’s not time to care about these things. Zhou Ze was a little bit worried. If it wasn’t that the document in his hand deceived the other party, so that he could get the first hand to cut off the other party’s soul blood, this round of confrontation may lie on the ground The person is himself.
This is not a ghost,
This is a demon,
Zhou Ze scolded himself many times in his heart,
Why should you keep up, almost pit yourself to death.
is a complex animal like this. He can be irresponsible by the momentary sense of justice and the so-called conscience impulse, but then often regrets again,
feels like a pen.
Zhou Ze felt that he should call the police uncle the next time he encountered such a thing and let them solve it, so that he could leave with peace of mind.
Mrs. Bai stayed in Tongcheng for two hundred years. Didn't Little Loli open one eye or close one?
shook his head and abandoned the thoughts in his mind, Zhou Ze looked at the monkeys around him.
The monkey's mouth opened, his eyes began to become muddy, and his body began to dry out slowly like a balloon, but it was not dead yet, because it was still able to speak.
"I practice Sanjiazi, I have the opportunity to send good luck, to become a charm, to peep into the avenue... As a different kind, it is not easy to get the Tao in the sun."
Everyone seems to like to recall their past before they die. It's not easy to say how much they are in their life. This monkey's mentality is actually not much different from that of people.
"After practicing for so many years, I can't control the thing underneath myself." Zhou Ze spit out a bit of blood, and his teeth were covered with blood.
"One body is one body, one body is born again and again." The monkey's voice began to become weaker, but it still sounded with a big clang,
"I once practiced the practice of reincarnation of the flesh, starting from the beginning, practicing from the beginning, in the mountains, rescue the passers-by in the wilderness, pick and send medicinal herbs to the villagers at the foot of the mountain, and drive away the nearby mountain monsters and ghosts.
Although there is no temple, does the job of a mountain god. It protects one side of the mountain people from generation to generation. Even today, there are also my stone carvings in that town, and there are stories of **** monkeys helping people. "
Zhou Ze wiped his nails on his clothes, looking at the damaged nails, he was very sorry, of course, Zhou Ze just sneered at what the monkey said.
A **** monkey?
A mountain **** who guards the mountain people?
Help others?
You have been overjoyed for your help, your husband went out to work, do you go to help her husband to comfort his wife in a boudoir?
Moreover, think of the image of the graying machine on the wall of the cargo side when I first went upstairs. It is really difficult for people to associate it with the **** monkey.
"Don't sing for yourself, just pick up nice words." Zhou Ze raised his hand again and was ready to make a conclusion for the monkey.
"It's them. At the time of my fourth practice rotation, I caught the flesh that I just rotated. At the time, I was just a little monkey. Her husband was a lumberjack in the mountain forest. He fell and fell to the canyon. At that time, I went to send him fruits and dew. I went to their camp and led his coworkers to rescue him.
But when he was rescued, he tied me with the rope used for logging, and said to his coworkers:
There will be a blessing after a big disaster, if you hear the monkey brain is good, take it to your wife to taste it, and it will have a wonderful effect on infertility! "
In the last paragraph, the monkey said it in ancient Chinese sayings, which can show its anger, but also show that it is already in a period of lingering, consciousness has gradually become chaotic, and subconsciously speak in the most customary way.
"Open my head, take my heart, cut my flesh, share it with everyone, and make up for it!"
The monkey said that it had shrunk to the size of an ordinary monkey, which was a kind of anger that gritted his teeth and penetrated into the bone marrow!
Cultivate the three princes, do good deeds, and protect one side, but on the eve of Daoxing's imminent success, they are destroyed once, not by their own enemies, but by the hands of the people they saved,
Whoever is doing this is a monstrous hatred.
"My body is destroyed, the road has collapsed, but my heart is filled with resentment!
Other reasons, today's results!
I have already died, and I am willing to enter the cycle of rebirth, and cast it on the beast, but my grievances can't be eliminated, and my soul can't go to hell. I have to go down the mountain to seek revenge and understand the cause and effect. "
"This is the reason why you violated the wife of others?" Zhou Ze asked.
"You are a man, I am a beast, and it is right and proper for you to eat animals!
But the animal is not allowed to complain to the people, but no? "
Zhou Ze hesitated for a while, then nodded, "ran."
He is not willing to deny, nor does he want to deny.
Of course, eating monkey brains is illegal and wrong. However, judging from Zhou Ze’s emotional tendencies, this monkey came down the mountain to retaliate and nearly killed two dead bodies. Zhou Ze could not accept it.
For example, if you watch the people in the restaurant eating braised pork, you will feel good.
But if you look at a group of pigs eating meat in the restaurant, how do you feel as a human being?
is a very selfish position, a very distorted fart,,, stock, but the truth is such a truth, everyone's position is different, the angle of seeing things is naturally different.
Moreover, Zhou Ze felt that no matter what, the child in the belly of the pregnant woman was innocent.
"You are in pain, I will help you out, and then try to see if you can send your soul to hell."
"Thanks..." The monkey said the last word.
Zhou Ze’s nails penetrated the monkey’s body again,
The body of the monkey trembles,
The body completely lost vitality.
But Zhou Ze searched for a long time, UU reading www.uukanshu.com also waited for a long time, but did not find the dead soul of the monkey.
This may mean that the monkey has gone away, because its revenge has not been completed, so its soul will not go to hell.
Standing up, Zhou Ze found that a faint layer of black smoke was dissipating around him. This was like a barrier, preventing what was happening here from being perceived by the outside world, otherwise he would have attracted many people to come by his own fighting with monkeys. Too.
Zhou Ze carried the body of the monkey up, supported the stairs, and walked slowly down.
At the same time, I told myself to remember today's lesson. I'm just a ghost messenger, a ghost manager, a mountain spirit ghost and the like, beyond my business scope.
In the night, Zhou Ze took a shovel left by the gardener's house in a park outside the hospital to dig a hole for the monkey and buried it in the body.
Then he simply treated the wound himself. After doing all this, Zhou Ze sat down leaning against the tree with some strength.
Take out the mobile phone whose screen is cracked but still usable. Zhou Ze sent a message to Dr. Lin:
"Is that pregnant woman and her child saved?"
After five minutes, Dr. Lin replied:
"Keep it safe, mother and child are safe."
Zhou Ze lit a cigarette and took a breath, then immediately felt a pain in his lungs and coughed violently.
But soon, Dr. Lin sent another photo and a text,
"However, the child is deformed and has three legs."
Zhou Ze looked at the photos on his phone,
The thin, premature baby lay there quietly, breathing evenly,
But his lower body has three legs,
The extra leg,
Like a monkey...tail.