Chapter 478 Rumors Uzumaki Zetsu (2 in 1) (page 12)
"Sigh~"
"Yes, pull its beard!!"
"Sigh~"
"Spread this fat cat's back and hit it hard!!"
"Sigh~"
Feeling the sudden severe pain in her back, Kushina couldn't help but take a breath of cold air and doubted the way of life, "Staying with this fat cat for half a year, the good thing is that it's not my turn at all."
As she spoke, she looked at the outside world through the orange cat's gaze.
Since her soul was accidentally recalled last year, she has been sealed in the body of an orange cat by her own race. She eats and sleeps with the cat, and senses all changes in the outside world through its body.
When the orange cat eats fish, there is a fishy smell in her mouth; when the orange cat eats fish bones and gets stuck in her throat, she also feels like fish bones are stuck in her throat; when the orange cat scratches an itch with its hind legs, Kushina feels that her feet are flexible It's so outrageous that it can scratch anywhere except the back.
But scratching her chin with her foot was still a bit beyond her psychological endurance.
“It’s a good thing this cat doesn’t eat mice!!”
Thinking of its food for half a year, Kushina's eyes flashed with joy.
Even if Uchiha Asuka has a lot of bad things, he is really good to his psychic beasts. Every time he is a top can in the country of birds, and those cans...
Kushina observed the outside world and sighed softly.
"The taste of the canned cats is second only to the food I cooked. Some of the taste is even better than the food I cooked. I don't know if the canned food is so delicious, or if my sense of taste is disturbed."
As soon as she finished speaking, Tsunade's face with a sinister smile suddenly appeared in her sight, scaring her so much that she took a step back involuntarily.
Then she reacted immediately and realized that she was now inhabiting the orange cat's body. Tsunade had no idea of her existence, and it was impossible for Tsunade to show such a terrifying smile to herself.
"It's fine if you spread rumors behind your back, but you still mentioned the rumor to someone else's dead boyfriend in person."
Seeing Tsunade's delicate face become more ferocious, Kushina crossed her arms and gloated, "What's the difference between this and spreading rumors in front of Danzo that he wants to become Hokage? Rumors + heart-breaking"
As soon as she finished speaking, Kushina couldn't stop laughing.
Suddenly there was a sharp pain in my butt, as if someone had twisted it hard several times, and my thighs became numb.
"come on!!"
Kushina clenched her fists tightly, gasping in pain while encouraging Tsunade who was pinching the cat's butt.
If she had known that this fat cat had a worse character than Uchiha Asuka, she should have found a chance to have a good talk with it physically while she was still alive.
Then, Kushina was seen putting her hands in the shape of a trumpet to her mouth and shouting outside.
"Tsunade-sama, try harder, haven't you had breakfast?"
Although she knew the other party couldn't hear her voice, she still wanted to shout out.
It hurts so much! !
Shouting out can alleviate the pain somewhat.
"Stop shouting, stop shouting!"
At this time, a soft and cute voice suddenly came from the air, and an orange figure quickly appeared in the air.
Looking at the orange cat floating in the sky, Kushina instantly put away the pain on her face, raised her head and looked around as if nothing happened.
"Pooh!"
The orange cat spat in the air and said angrily, "It's okay to endure the abuse of the old woman outside, but now I have to listen to you crying and howling here, it's really annoying!"
Hearing this, Kushina blinked her eyes, looked at the orange cat innocently, and asked.
"Abuse? Tsunade-sama's loving touch is actually abuse in your eyes?"
Feifei:? ? ?
Fei Fei subconsciously touched his numb butt, and then stared at Kushina's calm face for a while, but he still couldn't see any signs of pain on her, as if the other person really couldn't feel it at this time. Pain is average.
"Kushina-sama?? Are you not in pain??"
Kushina spread her hands, resisting the pain in her body, and said calmly.
"Not only does it not hurt, I even want to sleep."
As she spoke, she yawned in front of the orange cat, with a hint of sleepiness appearing on her face.
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Seeing the other party's calm look, a trace of confusion suddenly flashed in the orange cat's eyes.
However, before it could continue to think about it, a sharp pain suddenly came from under its nose and brought it back to reality.
"As expected of an old woman who has been single for almost forty years, her finger strength is really scary, her beard is about to fall off!"
The orange cat covered his nose with both paws, and was about to continue cursing the old woman, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw Kushina's hands covering her nose tightly, and the muscles in her cheeks couldn't stop twitching.
"Ha~"
Then, he saw it falling directly next to Kushina, mockingly, "Kushina-sama, why are you covering your nose? Do you have a beard? Put it down quickly and let me see."
It was a big deal for this woman to grow a beard. "
"Shut up!" Kushina glared at it fiercely and said in a bad tone, "Speaking ill of people behind their backs and being caught on the spot by the real owner, is this a small thing??"
Sensing that the pain in his beard was gradually diminishing, the orange cat rolled his eyes, "Isn't it all for you? If it wasn't for Resurrection, why would I come to the medical department? If I didn't come to the medical department, how could I be here? To Tsunade."
"Didn't you say bad things about Tsunade-sama first?"
next moment.
The orange cat sat down on the ground, crossed his arms, and said confidently, "Nonsense! That's not a rumor, it's a fact. Do you think I'm Danzo, and rumors come out of my mouth?"
Hearing this, Kushina's eyes widened and she retorted on the spot.
"I watched Tsunade-sama fall in love with my own eyes back then. The two of them didn't even hold hands when there were many people. How could I have such outrageous "regret"?"
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This sentence immediately silenced Fei Fei Gan.
After a while.
I saw it transformed into a book out of thin air, then flipped through it a few times, pointed at the words on it and waved to Kushina, "Kushina-sama, come here and take a look."
"An unofficial history of the ninja world?!"
After looking at the name on the cover, Kushina frowned and came to the orange cat and looked down.
"Where did the first Kazekage get the funds to create Sunagakure Village?"
She read the text in the book softly, and after recalling it, she was shocked to find that the history books she had studied did not contain historical records about the first Kazekage.
As a former high-ranking official in Konoha, she knew very well how terrifying the scale of funds required to establish a ninja village was.
The funds for the creation of Konoha were provided by the Uchiha and Senju families, and these two families were the top ninja clans in the ninja world. Their joint investment laid the foundation for Konoha.
Although there are several other ninja clans that have inherited the same heritage for thousands of years as these two major ninja clans, they are not in the Kingdom of Wind.
This also made her a little curious about the next answer in the book.
Then, Kushina's eyes slowly moved to look at the explanation below.
“Provided by the Daimyo of the Land of Wind!!
As everyone knows, the experience of the first Kazekage has long been beautified. His true identity is actually the "waiter" of the nobles. He once sold hooks in the Kingdom of Wind.