Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

Konoha, the land of the Uchiha clan.

Snapped!

Uchiha Asuka opened the door and pressed the light switch.

As the incandescent lamp lights up, the dark room instantly becomes brighter.

"Ah ha, I'm back!"

Suddenly, sharp voices came from the sofa.

I saw a tawny civet cat holding a lollipop in its mouth and a newspaper in its hand, looking at it carefully.

"Tailed beasts also have night vision?"

Thinking of the room where the lights were not turned on just now, Asuka took off his shoes and looked at the sofa, wondering, "Aren't you all made of a huge ball of chakra?"

Hearing this, Shukaku put down the newspaper and glanced at the door. His sharp voice was filled with disdain for things like newspapers, "As a tailed beast, what's the use of getting information in a timely manner?

Who would publish truly secret information in newspapers? Would humans publish plans to capture tailed beasts in newspapers? "

As he spoke, Shukaku's dark yellow eyes turned left and right, and then looked in the direction of the Kingdom of Water. There was a hint of pity in his voice, "A certain giant turtle once wanted to obtain timely information through newspapers, and then was killed by treacherous humans. I have been a fool for many years."

Uchiha Asuka:? ? ?

He didn't understand what the connection was between the raccoon cat's answer and the question he asked?

Question: Can tailed beasts have night vision?

Shukaku: Tailed beasts do not need to obtain information in time. The treacherous humans seized on the tailed beasts' desire to obtain information in time and deceived Oogway as a fool.

"idiot!"

Asuka threw the shoes he had taken off aside, stretched his muscles, and said, "I'm curious if tailed beasts have night vision. The lights in the living room and bedroom were not turned on just now, and the whole room was dark. If such a dark environment didn't have With night vision, it is impossible to read clearly the words on the newspaper.”

The next second, an angry voice came from behind the newspaper.

"No! No! Do you have to tell me clearly?"

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These words made Asuka completely silent.

Only then did he realize that Shukaku seemed to be holding the newspaper upside down, and why did the cover of the newspaper show a beautiful woman in a swimsuit surfing at the beach?

Looking at this unscrupulous newspaper, Asuka looked at Shukaku behind the newspaper with complicated eyes.

"Did you read this kind of newspaper every day before you were sealed?"

"that is not!"

Shukaku continued to look at the newspaper in his hand, his little eyes scanning the human beings one after another on the newspaper, "In the past, in the desert, I did nothing but sleep every day, sleeping during the day and sleeping at night.

Sometimes I sleep in one place for a long time and continue sleeping in another place. Sometimes I go out for a walk because I have slept too much and continue to sleep when I feel sleepy. "

"Then why are you reading the newspaper all of a sudden?"

"Cultivation of temperament and character." Shukaku put down the newspaper, took a deep look in the direction of the Senju clan, and continued to add, "Just a few days ago, an old man said to me: "Freedom is the symbol of this era. Something as precious as S-level ninjutsu. "

The criterion for judging whether a person is free is whether the body and brain are consistent, and whether the mind is consistent with the body: freedom means doing what you want to do and saying no to what you hate. "

"so."

Feiniao rubbed his chin and asked in confusion, "What does this have to do with you reading the newspaper?"

Upon hearing this, Shukaku glanced at him and stretched out his hand to draw a circle in the air, "After half a year of observation, I found that the most free people in Konoha are a group of old men who read adult magazines.

That kind of mentality of doing nothing, being leisurely, waiting to die, and wasting your time.”

As he said that, Shukaku suddenly showed a hint of admiration in his eyes.

Of course it does not worship humans, it just worships the attitude of those old men towards "freedom".

False freedom: Go to the Thousand Hands Clan every morning and cook a hot egg fried rice in front of the smelly fox

True freedom: spend your time as you like, enjoy your leisure time, and waste your time. Get up every day and go to the Thousand Hands Clan, lean on the big tree outside the Clan and read adult magazines for a day.

Is it useful for tailed beasts to read adult magazines?

It's no use at all.

Why watch it?

Wasting time, wasting time. Showing "freedom" vividly in front of the smelly fox.

"pity."

Shukaku's eyes moved slightly. He looked in the direction of the Thousand Hands Clan and murmured, "I actually want to sleep. Although sleeping is a waste of time, it doesn't stimulate the smelly fox deeply enough. After all, it can also sleep with that little devil." sleeping in his belly."

Hearing the word "little devil", Feiniao, who had planned to ask something, instantly lost his mood to ask.

He now hates the word "kid".

Shukaku waited for a long time and found that no one in the room answered his question. He smacked his lips and looked sideways at the door.

at this time.

Uchiha Asuka was seen lowering his head, with a disappointed expression on his face, and occasionally he would sigh, mixed with a hint of regret.

Seeing this, Shukaku crossed his arms across his chest, looked at the other person with strange eyes, and then asked.

"Did you get beaten by Tsunade?"

Before Asuka could speak, Shukaku's mouth opened like a faucet with a broken valve, and all kinds of complaints poured out like running water, "I just said that bitch is not a good person. She shakes her fist every morning when she goes out. It scares me so much that I sometimes make the pig defecate in the place where I cook."

As he spoke, Shukaku's khaki head turned red instantly, and white steam spurted out from his ears.

This is also an important reason why it gave up cooking.

That bitch is so annoying! !

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Asuka glanced at it speechlessly, then moved his body and fell on the sofa, covering his eyes with his big hands, shaking his head and saying, "It has nothing to do with Tsunade, it's because of other things."

"Oh?"

Shukaku tilted his little head and asked in surprise, "What's the matter?"

"The pregnancy thing!"

Following the gap between his fingers, he looked at the incandescent lamp in the living room and murmured, "In order to get pregnant, some people are willing to let their subordinates go through life and death, and travel to several countries, just to find a half-true and half-false folk remedy.

Others, who just gave birth to a baby last year, are pregnant with another baby this year.

Camels also have one child every two years. That guy can give birth to more babies than a camel. "

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These words made Shukaku's already small head go crazy.

Although it has lived for thousands of years, it does not know much about human reproduction. It only knows that human reproduction requires ten months of pregnancy, and after giving birth, it needs to rest for a period of time to allow the body to recover.

"Coco." A stream of white steam came out of Shukaku's red head again. After chirping for a long time, he choked out, "Maybe this is "freedom"?"

Hearing this, Asuka was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Shukaku as if he were a fool.

This guy is indeed not very smart and can always relate everything to freedom.

"Hey!"

After noticing Asuka's disdainful look, Shukaku jumped up on the spot and said dissatisfied, "Is what I said wrong? Being able to get pregnant anytime, anywhere, isn't this freedom? What is this?