第460章 难杀的宇智波良1(2合1)(第12页)
The spring breeze blows over the cheeks, making people close their eyes comfortably. The air is filled with vitality, indicating to people that spring is here, and all things are reviving and mating.
After staring at the estrous black cat on the wall for a long time, Ryoichi suddenly turned to look at Asuka, "Why don't you castrate the old black cat? I'm really afraid that it won't be able to handle it now that it's getting older."
Call ~
As soon as he finished speaking, out of the corner of his eye, Liang saw a brick flying towards him at an extremely fast speed, carrying the sound of wind.
He tilted his head slightly to avoid the incoming bricks, and then a hoarse voice came from the wall.
"Old man Ryoichi, you humans can give birth to children in your sixties or seventies. If you convert my age into human terms, I'm only over fifty years old. I just can't control myself in this season of spring.
That's it
You actually want to castrate me? "
While he was talking, a dark and shiny ninja cat jumped down from the wall with elegant steps.
After it walked around Asuka, its amber eyes stared straight at Liang Yi, and its words were mixed with a hint of contempt, "A few days ago, I saw you going out to find a woman.
Are you almost 70? "
"fart!"
Liang's eyes widened for a moment and he said angrily, "I am in my early sixties this year."
Just as he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered that he was not the only one here.
Ah!
Liang Yi looked up at the sky, his old face blushed slightly, and he said awkwardly, "What Old Hei said is all nonsense. Asuka, don't listen to his nonsense here. I have been sleeping all night for family affairs recently." Not."
"Oh?"
The black cat glanced at him teasingly, then jumped up on the table, "You can tell your conscience that you are so much older than me and still have the energy to find a woman. I just didn't control my instinct, so you are going to castrate me."
Doesn't your heart hurt? "
Hearing this, Liang Yi closed his eyes and said directly, "When you went out to have fun and left the kittens to me to raise, didn't you feel sad? The key is to raise one litter, one litter a year, you Is this a nursery?"
The black cat's face showed human grievance. It looked back at the bird and complained.
"This is when I began to dislike me. When I was young and able to work, the old man happily raised children for me. Now that I am just getting older, the old man is ready to castrate me.
Vicious! ! "
Looking at the big black cat with a face full of grievances, Feiniao let out a long sigh in his heart.
Because of wars and missions, the average lifespan of ninja cats is very short. However, just like there are ninjas who live to be sixty or seventy years old, there are also some individuals with longer lifespans among ninja cats.
The big black cat in front of me is one of them
"I'm just joking!"
Asuka said as he re-unrolled the scroll he had just put away.
Putting his thumb into his mouth and biting it gently, a trace of blood slowly seeped out from his fingertips, and then he saw Asuka's hands forming seals on the scroll.
Peng!
A white smoke instantly enveloped the scroll.
The black cat, who had been accusing Ryoichi of his evil deeds just now, was a little confused at this time. It stared at the white mist in front of it for a long time and said in confusion, "Little Asuka, what did you summon?"
"The fish I brought back to you from the land of honey."
Before he finished speaking, the white mist gradually dissipated, and the black cat saw two puffer fish appearing on the table. Judging from the color of the puffer fish's skin, it was obvious that they were extremely well preserved.
"Isn't this the pufferfish that Ryoichi didn't want just now?"
After staring at the two pufferfish for a long time, it gave a thumbs up to Asuka and praised, "Well done, your kid is more vicious than Ryoichi. He just wants to castrate me, you want to poison me, you Uchi Bo is really a bunch of living hell kings.”
Then, I saw it pushing the two puffer fish aside with a kick, its face full of disgust.
It is true that cats love to eat fish, and it is true that pufferfish is a fish, but is pufferfish a serious fish? What is the difference between this pufferfish and a rat that has eaten rat poison? Both of them contain highly toxic substances in their bodies. Whoever eats them will die.
"Ryoichi!"
Seeing that Uchiha Asuka wanted to poison him, Black Cat complained with a heartbroken expression, "I have worked for Uchiha through life and death for decades, and this is how you Uchiha treat heroes?
They don’t even want to help me raise a child.”
"I have raised dozens of litters for you, and you get taken advantage of every year. I don't want to be one this year."
Hearing this, Ryo raised his eyelids slightly, looked sideways at Uchiha Asuka lying next to him, and asked, "Asuka, are you willing to raise a child for someone else?"
Asuka:? ? ?
He always felt that the old man's words seemed to mean something.
"Ugh!"
At this time, I heard Ryoichi sigh suddenly and said to himself, "As the second elder of the family, I naturally support marriages that can bring benefits to the family, but as an elder, I still hope that the younger generation will marry a first wife. No kids.”
Asuka:? ? ?
He was now sure that the old man was making a hidden metaphor for something.
"Old man, what do you want to say?"
Hearing this, Ryoichi looked up at the sky, his eyes flashing with memories, and began to reminisce about those past times.
Since neither of them spoke, the atmosphere in the small courtyard became extremely peaceful, as if the noisy streets outside were two completely different worlds, and the wall was the barrier that separated the two worlds.
After half a ring.
Just as he was thinking about whether to leave, he saw Ryoichi Uchiha lying on the chair with his lips slightly open, and there was an inexplicable flavor in his old voice.
"Since my cousin left, I often lie on the chair and recall the scenes that happened in the past."
As he spoke, he raised his hand and pointed to Uchiha Asuka's house across the street, "When the village was first established, the two clans relocated their clans. After the Uchiha clan relocated, they almost restored the appearance of their former clans.
The compound where you live now is where your grandfather once lived. Before the Uchiha moved, our two families were neighbors. After the Uchiha moved, our two families were still neighbors.
I had a very good relationship with your grandfather when I was young. Every time your grandfather came back from a mission, he would bring me some rare things that are not common in the family. Once, he even caught a sanjiang fish behind my elder brother's back."
Sanpei fish?
When he heard this word, the information about this thing came to Asuka's mind.
Its body is covered with pimples, it is good at burrowing into the ground, it is huge, it lives in the mountains of Yuyin Village, it can spray a wide range of poisonous mist from its mouth, and it is also a psychic beast of Hanzo.
"Why don't you talk?
And old man, why didn’t you sign the Sanshou Fish back then? Even though it’s ugly, it’s really very toxic. "
When Asuka came back to his senses and was about to continue listening, he found that there was no sound in the yard again.
Lifting his eyelids and glancing at the old man, Feiniao saw that the old man was looking at him up and down with strange eyes, and the red light flashing in his eyes from time to time was somewhat scary.
"Hey!"
Feiniao trembled, waved to him quickly and said, "Old man, what are you looking at?"
"Ha~"