Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Her long golden hair was fluttering in the wind, and a few drops of water slipped from her forehead to her pure face. Her moist and translucent skin was crimson, and the moonlight was hazy, with a looming appearance that she couldn't stop talking about.

With a "crash" sound, Sandai's nosebleeds flowed out, and his whole body fell straight to the ground as if his soul was gone.

"The seduction spell, solved!"

Naruto's voice was mocking, and he walked slowly to the third generation and said: "Old man, trash like you is worthy of being the Hokage, so you should abdicate as soon as possible to make way for the wise."

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing goal two and the reward (Rasengan) was successfully distributed. 】

After a while

The Sandaime sat on the grass and wiped the nosebleeds that were still flowing with a handkerchief: "Naruto, you little bastard, you are still studying such a nasty ninjutsu as the Seduction Technique."

"The old man is still stubborn, you just didn't last two seconds under the seduction technique."

"Shut up and stop talking."

The third generation spoke fiercely, but in his heart he felt much more relaxed. What Naruto did just now was still the same Naruto he was familiar with, defeating him with strange ninjutsu and trying to pull him down from the position of Hokage.

The only difference was that Naruto's seduction techniques were more refined than before, and this time they even managed to truly mess up his mind, even if it was only for a short moment.

To mess with the mind of a Kage-level ninja is something that even many advanced illusions cannot do. However, given that the nature of this move is too special, even the third generation cannot make an evaluation for a while.

"Enough fussing, now it's time to get down to business."

The third generation put away his handkerchief and looked at Naruto seriously: "Tell me, what happened to you these days."

The dark forest was filled with the sounds of insects and birds, and a bright moon was reflected in the center of the lake.

Naruto's eyes were lowered, his expression gloomy.

"I saw Yondaime-sama."

Naruto's tone was calm, but his emotions were all written on his face. He silently stretched out his palm, chakra flowed in his palm, and a blue sphere gradually formed.

"Rasengan!"

The Sandaime had a look of disbelief and shock on his face. He didn't expect Naruto to tell such a bizarre thing about meeting the Fourth Generation, but the Rasengan in Naruto's palm had to convince the Sandaime that what Naruto said was true.

It must have been something left in Naruto's body through the Uzumaki clan's sealing technique.

"Naruto, what did the Yondaime in your dream say to you?" Sandaime asked.

"He hasn't talked to me," Naruto said.

Hearing this, Sandai was secretly relieved. He had watched Naruto grow up, and he knew that although Naruto was naughty, he was not very good at lying, and his emotions were usually written on his face.

Minato, as the inheritor of the Will of Fire and also a Hokage, you must understand me.

Naruto said disappointedly: "He just taught me the Three Body Jutsu and the Rasengan and then disappeared. He has never appeared since yesterday morning."

"Third-generation grandpa, do you think the fourth-generation uncle doesn't want to come because he hates me?"

"Is it because I don't learn ninjutsu fast enough, but I've really worked hard."

"." The Third Generation looked at Naruto who was looking at the starry sky in front of him, and picked up a leaf from the ground: "Naruto, the Fourth Generation didn't teach you Ninjutsu to discourage you. He wanted you to pass on his Fire Skills." Will, I hope you can protect Konoha for him."

Naruto looked up at the stars. It was really tiring to deceive this old man like Sandai. He was like a cult leader who started brainwashing him every chance he got.

You have made Naruto suffer for so many years, and you still want Naruto to help protect Konoha. Naruto, do you want to ask you about your second arm?

If you don't participate in the destruction of Konoha, you can be regarded as a handsome man with a good heart.

Seeing that Naruto didn't speak, Sandai thought he was in sadness and reached out to pat his shoulder.

"Cheer up, Naruto, haven't you always wanted to be Hokage and gain everyone's recognition? Just aim to teach your ninjutsu to the fourth generation and work hard."

MD, can this old man shut up?

"."

The next day.

After Naruto put on his clothes and tied his forehead protector to his arm, he went out, yawning all the way. He was PUAed by a third-generation old man for more than two hours last night. He got home very late and was seriously sleep deprived.

When he was about to arrive at the ninja school, Naruto met. No, I should say, he was stopped by Ino on the street.

If Naruto went around to the left, he would go to the left to block her. If Naruto went around to the right, she would go to the right to block her.

"Naruto Uzumaki, where did you go yesterday? I waited for you until night and I couldn't see your figure."

Ino was really angry. She almost caught a cold yesterday because she tried to block Naruto, and she was scolded by her parents for a long time because she didn't report coming home late without permission. She angrily scolded: "You damn bastard! "

Naruto:"???"

Another two-armed one?

Naruto didn't understand why Ino made him sound like a betrayed scumbag, and he didn't know what was wrong.

"That's the lady from the Yamanaka family, how come she got involved with that brat?"

"Are you talking about that cute little boy? I think they match each other quite well."

"What does it deserve? That's a nine-tailed demon."

"Really? I didn't even recognize him."

"The changes are quite big, but it was really him. I saw him come out of that house with my own eyes."

"From what Miss Yamanaka said, she waited for that brat until night yesterday."

"The young lady of the Yamanaka family must have been harmed, right?"

With the gossip around and Naruto's surprised expression, Ino finally realized that she had said the wrong thing and quickly explained that it had nothing to do with Naruto, but it seemed to have no effect. Others had already preconceived the idea and couldn't explain it at all for a while.

Seeing this, Naruto yawned and continued walking forward. Ino cared about what others said, but he didn't care.

Just say it casually and treat it like a dog barking.

However, before he had taken two steps, Ino ran over again and blocked Naruto's path.

"You are not allowed to leave!" Ino opened his arms and vowed not to give way.

Naruto raised his eyebrows and said displeasedly: "If you are mentally ill, go to Konoha Hospital to find a doctor. Don't block my way."

"You bastard!" Ino wrinkled her small nose, with an angry look on her pretty face: "Not only did you humiliate me by saying those words yesterday, but you also called me sick today. I have to beat you."

yesterday?

Naruto suddenly realized that Ino was looking for him because of what he said to Ino yesterday in order to get the reward.

Just when Naruto was about to apologize to Ino and let the matter go, Ino suddenly put his hands together and faced Naruto. This gesture was the seal of the Yamanaka family's secret technique, the Heart Turning Technique.

[Passive selection trigger! 】

[Due to your humiliation yesterday, Yamanaka Ino was angry with you and planned to teach you a lesson, so he launched an attack on you. The choice you will make is...]

[Option 1, stay friendly: dodge the attack, humiliate her with words again, and tell her that she'd better come to your door and wait for you at night. Completion rewards (thirty-six binding methods)]

[Option 2, treat it rationally: beat her and let her know why the flowers are so red. Completion reward (one percent control of Nine-Tails)]

[Choice 3, act recklessly: If she dares to hurt you, she must be severely punished. After defeating her, complete the reward (Heart Turning Technique) on the street]

[Choice four, ruthless: No need to say more, kill him. Completion reward (10% control of Nine-Tails)]

Tsk, do you still need to choose such a simple question?

Naruto avoided Ino's seal position and quickly teleported behind her before she could cast it.