Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

There were huge clouds floating in the sky, temporarily blocking the blazing sun from the Ninja School.

Four boys and girls were talking quietly at the school gate. The expressions on their faces changed greatly, and they were uncertain.

Naruto glanced at the three of them, and then lowered his voice and continued: "At that time, I lifted the quilt of that beast Asuma and saw Sasuke shivering inside. It was really pitiful."

As soon as these words came out, Zhuludie and the other two people instantly lost their composure.

"This is impossible!" Shikamaru couldn't help but said: "I remember Asuma only liked Kurenai-sensei."

The next moment, Naruto patted Shikamaru on the shoulder and said with a cold smile: "Beni-sensei? Haha, if my guess is correct, Beni-sensei should be just a tool used by Asma to cover up his abnormal psychology."

"Otherwise, think about it, Asuma keeps saying that she and Teacher Hong have been childhood sweethearts for more than 20 years. This is not more than 20 days, not more than 20 hours, but more than 20 years."

"Shikamaru, do you think you can't catch a woman after more than twenty years?"

Shikamaru thought for a moment, although chasing a woman sounds troublesome, but more than twenty years is indeed an exaggeration. You have to be so stupid to not be able to chase her.

So Shikamaru, who didn't know that licking a dog would lead to a good death, shook his head.

Then Naruto said: "So you guys think about it again, if Asuma didn't really pursue Kurenai-sensei, wouldn't it be more reasonable?"

Naruto spoke as if he was carrying a magical voice, which made people want to believe it.

The more Ino Shikacho and the three of them thought about it, the more frightened they became, especially Shikamaru and Choji.

As boys, they swallowed in fear and trembled when they thought of spending so much time with Asuma.

Oh my god, I have been led by a pervert for so long.

Seeing that the three of them were really doubting Asuma, Naruto felt inexplicably relieved.

"One last reminder."

At this time, Naruto, who was in high spirits, put his arms around the shoulders of Ino and Shikamaru at the same time, and then looked at Choji opposite, his expression suddenly became serious.

Ino's body suddenly trembled, and her eyes moved to her left shoulder. The clothes she was wearing were sleeveless. The warmth of the young man's palm came from the skin on her shoulder, and her heartbeat inexplicably accelerated a little.

"What. What's wrong, Naruto."

"You must not tell others that I said this. I regard you as my best friend. I am worried that you will be hurt by Asma before I tell you. If you talk nonsense, it will hurt me." , then we will break off our friendship.”

Naruto warned very seriously.

Choji and Shikamaru looked at each other, both silently guarding the backyard, and solemnly promised: "Well, we will definitely not say that it was you who told the story."

"Okay, everything that needs to be said is said. It's almost time for us to go in." Naruto said with satisfaction.

At this time, Ino grabbed Naruto's clothes and said softly: "Let Shikamaru and Choji go in first. I have something to tell you."

"You two have a good chat, bye!"

I have to say that Shikamaru is really good at judging the situation, and after hearing Ino's words, he immediately dragged Choji away.

Ino silently gave Shikamaru a thumbs up.

Only then did Naruto realize that he had hugged Ino at some point. He quickly put his hands down from Ino's shoulders and said with some embarrassment, "I'm sorry, Ino, I didn't pay attention just now."

Ino looked at Naruto, feeling slightly disappointed, and said with a carefree appearance: "That's weird, I don't blame you, we are good friends."

He was relieved to hear that she didn't blame Naruto: "Well, what do you want to tell me?"

"Naruto." Ino observed the surroundings, then lowered his voice and said, "Not only do you have to guard against Asuma, but you'd better stay away from Sasuke."

In order to prevent Naruto from misunderstanding, Ino quickly added: "I'm worried about you, after all, Sasuke is not clean either."

Seeing Ino's overly serious expression, Naruto suddenly felt a little sorry for Sasuke.

I hope Sasuke will not commit suicide because of the misunderstanding of the villagers.

Amen!

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When Naruto and Ino arrived at the examination site, they were already surrounded by ninjas from various ninja villages.

Shikamaru and Choji were entangled by the big horn Inuzuka Kiba of Class 8. Looking at their expressions, Naruto could guess that Kiba was asking them about Asuma.

Shino was still a silent man, while Hinata and Naruto looked at each other and lowered their heads shyly.

Naruto noticed some changes in Hinata. She was not wearing a cotton-padded jacket today, but had changed into a small blue cheongsam. Although she was still very conservative, she no longer looked like a fool.

Just as he was about to step forward to say hello to Hinata, Sakura's voice came from behind.

"Naruto, why are you walking with Inoboar?"

"Huh?" Ino immediately turned around and yelled at her: "You're an ugly guy with a wide forehead. Who do you think you are? Naruto goes with whoever he likes. Are you being too lenient?"

Sakura stood next to Naruto, pulled him over forcefully, and then said to Ino: "Because you are a pig and Naruto is a human. How can humans and pigs walk together."

"Wide forehead, are you looking for death?"

"Yeah, what do you want?"

Listening to the noise between the two, Naruto silently shook off Sakura's hand and took a few steps back.

If it were two big sisters with bulging fronts and backs quarreling, Naruto might still be in the mood to watch.

But if little girls quarrel, let them quarrel.

I won’t accompany you, so I’ll take my leave!

"Hinata, long time no see"

Naruto was about to say hello to the cute Hinata again, but suddenly a watermelon peel appeared in the middle of the road.

"You are Uzumaki Naruto!"

Xiao Li, who was wearing a green tights and had a mushroom head with thick eyebrows and round eyes, stretched out his hand to block Naruto's way.

Naruto thought for a while, and it seemed that he and Xiao Li didn't know each other now: "What do you want from me?"

"Come with me to the open space downstairs to show off!" Xiao Li said, but he didn't seem to take Naruto seriously at all. He glanced behind Naruto at Sakura who was still arguing with Ino.

Naruto immediately understood the reason. It was probably that Xiao Li had just met Sakura and fell in love at first sight, so he came to find trouble after the courtship failed.

I have to complain about why the children here are so precocious, and all of them are harboring puppy love.

"Nervous." Naruto ignored Xiao Li. There was no point in fighting a guy who couldn't even find options.

"Hmph!" Xiao Li got into a fighting stance: "Naruto Uzumaki, if you are a man, then have a battle with me for Miss Sakura."

"Huh?" Naruto frowned.

In the spacious classroom, other people also noticed this side because of Xiao Li's words, and many people looked like they were waiting for a good show.

Xiao Li's two teammates, Hyuga Neji and Tenten looked over, and Tenten's eyes lit up when he saw Naruto.

She had seen this young man before and thought she would never meet him again.

"It's that disgusting thick eyebrow again." Sakura was immediately annoyed when she saw this. Just now, this thick eyebrow that she didn't recognize at all came to her to express his love for no reason.

Then she said that the person she liked was called Uzumaki Naruto and ran away quickly. She didn't expect that this thick eyebrow would directly come to Naruto.

Sakura was about to go up to Xiao Li to reason.

However, at this moment, the classroom door was suddenly kicked open.

Sasuke, whom he had not seen for a long time, walked into the classroom with his hands in his pockets and his head raised.

"Hey, that guy with the thick eyebrows over there, you'd better get out of here now."

Sasuke said in an arrogant tone: "Naruto's opponent is me!"

The sky cleared up and the rain stopped, and Erzhuzi felt that he was doing well again.

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