LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 14
Chapter 14: Crow! Parrot! Evolution!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Soon, he was forced to transform into the appearance of a parrot and a crow.
“Beep, beep, the system is undergoing evolution on Transformation Body No. 3-Crow.”
“Ding Dong, the system is undergoing evolution on Transformation Body No. 2-Parrot.”
“Ding Dong, Transformation Body No. 3-Crow D-class evolution successful, the evolution this time is [Organ-Steel Claw].”
“Ding Dong, Transformation Body No. 2-Parrot B-class evolution successful. The evolution this time is [Wisdom-Coaxing].”
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Lin Neng’s body instantly turned into a crow. The position of his claws turned silver-white, flashing with white light. It looked abnormally sharp and could cut through steel at any time.
His sharp claws could tear through everything!
That was a remarkably successful evolution.
Immediately after that, Lin Neng turned into a parrot again. His body seemed to become more comfortable, but the feeling quickly ended.
Lin Neng jumped on the table, but there was nothing unusual.
What did he evolve?
Wisdom? Coxing others?
What kind of skill was that?
Lin Neng jumped on the table in a daze. He felt that his strength and his speed were normal. He was just an ordinary parrot.
After thinking for a while, Lin Neng decided to fly around the house.
Perhaps his ability would be useful in some special place?
As he flew, Lin Neng stopped in front of a mirror and flapped his wings.
Looking at himself in the mirror, Lin Neng could not help but blurt out,
“How can there be such a handsome bird in this world?”
“Oh, my God! I want to kowtow to myself in front of the mirror!”
“I’m simply the only beauty in the world!”
“This pair of eyes, how many stories are hidden in them, how deep they are! They are filled with the charm of male hormones!”
“If nothing goes wrong, I should be the most handsome existence in this world!”
“The rarely seen beauty in the world. I’m who I am, a firework-like no others.”
…
The long lines came out of Lin Neng’s mouth automatically.
After saying that, he was stunned on the spot.
“This…”
‘Did I say it myself?’
Lin Neng was dumbfounded.
He finally understood what his skill was.
It was complimenting!
And it was the kind that was not under his control!
Now, he was the only one in the house, or rather, he was a bird.
So, he could only be narcissistic in front of the mirror. But when he was facing others, would he not be able to control himself to praise others?
Lin Neng still maintained his parrot form and flew in front of the mirror, looking at himself in the mirror with a dumbfounded look.
“Oh my God! There is such a handsome bird. Even when he is in a daze, he is so moving. Even when he is in a daze, he is so handsome. If this is not me, then I am afraid that I have already fallen in love.”
“It’s over. I’ve fallen in love with myself in the mirror. I can’t extricate myself anymore. From now on, the person I love deeply is only me in the mirror. I want to put the mirror in front of my bed. Every day when I wake up, I’ll be able to see my handsome face. I’ll be awoken by my handsomeness and not an alarm clock.”
“Every day, I have to look in the mirror for five hours because I want to have enough time to appreciate my beauty. Why not six hours, seven hours, or more? Because if I look too much, I’m afraid that I’ll fall in love too deeply and can’t extricate myself…”
After Lin Neng said that, he was completely dumbfounded.
He was about to go crazy.
He had spent a whole 200,000 US dollars!
He could have even bought a house even in a remote place with that amount of money.
And, he had only exchanged it for a useless bootlicker skill?
He might not even be able to accept it even it was used on himself.
Lin Neng sighed and turned around. When he saw the table next to him, his mouth could not help but open:
“There’s such an exquisite table design! It’s simply rare in this world!”
“Look at the material of this table. It’s so smooth, yet it feels so nice to touch!”
“Look at this design. It must be the work of a master to be able to have such good taste. It’s hard to forget just by looking at it. It’s the only thing in my dreams at night. I can’t forget it for a long time.”
After saying that, Lin Neng turned his head and saw the chandelier above his head.
“Look at how big and bright this chandelier is!”
“Oh, this is light! The light of a chandelier is like the Sun, spreading warmth into my heart.
“Praise the Sun. No, praise the chandelier!”
An ordinary chandelier had become an existence as great as the sun in Lin Neng’s words.
That was the greatest bootlicker!
…
Lin Neng finally couldn’t take it anymore.
He immediately deactivated his transformation and returned to his human form from the parrot.
“F*ck!”
As soon as he turned into a human, Lin Neng couldn’t help but start cursing!
“I spent 200,000 dollars to evolve this thing?”
“Can anyone tell me how am I supposed to use this to assassinate?”
Lin Neng thought about it. Since it was evolved by the system, then he could only ask the system.
He immediately contacted the system, “System, how do I use this skill?”
“Think about it yourself.” The system’s reply was very simple.
“Then can it evolve again?”
“No, evolution is irreversible. Once the evolution is completed, it is the inevitable result. No matter what, it cannot be replaced or changed.”
The system said in an extremely calm tone of voice.
Hearing that, Lin Neng was completely dumbfounded.