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I looked over at the complete nutrition potion in my hand. I should have brewed this potion a long time ago. I knew I was unhealthy. One would just have to take one look at me to figure that out. So brewing a potion to fix some of my problems should have been a priority. Especially since it was oh so easy for me to do so. It just never seemed like something I should do but when I heard about Bro-cons condition I figured two birds one stone. I already sent the potions for her but I still had enough for me.

The usual shade of this particular potion was a leafy green. The one I brewed was a bright neon green. I would have been worried about it not working but it's Aura was still singing a song that fit what I needed. Even with my own improved skills, the potion should have not turned out like this. When I was brewing the potion I accidentally knocked over a random assortment of ingredients. I was so confused when it happened with Fortuna with me nothing like that should have happened. That's the thing she was the cause of it. To improve a potion you need to do research and spend years trying different things but ultimately you need Luck. So the potion I made was actually well beyond what the regular one did.

As much as I appreciated the new knowledge in the art of potions. I was going to have to ask her to not do that when I was around other people. It would absolutely ruin my reputation if I was such a clutz in front of a cauldron. Not to mention randomly improving a potion through sheer dumb Luck is not something I can do in public. It was kind of shitty to use Bro-con and her brother as guinea pigs but I was also going to consume this so Fortuna should not allow this to go poorly.

I drank the potion and a rush of magical energies spread throughout my body. It went to every single cell and made it like the cell was in perfect condition. It was as if I had always eaten exactly what I needed to reach the peak of healthiness. I could see as my skin was no longer so sickly pale. It was no longer calmy but soft and supple. My hair was fuller and was glossy in a way that was unfamiliar to me. It was still not perfect as I needed to brew something to remove all the fumes from it. All in all, I was now perfectly healthy with amazing skin and hair. Now I just needed to fix my teeth and straighten my nose and I would be knocking socks off.

 I'm sure if I sold this I would make a killing. Especially since this was not someone else's recipe this was mine. So they could get it from no one but me. I could sell the recipe to the potion's masters association and receive a cut from any sales of it as well. Not that I would I was not going to make Potter even more of a pretty boy. No, this potion is going to only be used by those I was willing to sell to.

I did not need to sell this potion as I could upgrade any number of potions and still make a fairly reasonable profit. Potter's wealth came from his ancestor making a potion that was effectively hair gel. That's how valuable a new potion recipe can be. It was one of the reasons I was so obsessed with becoming a potion's master. With skill, one can change their whole fate. It was something I was desperate for. I don't really feel that same desperation now but that was because I was more than set up for success now. The game has been rigged so far in my favor it's not even funny.

Hell, I could make a truly absurd bet with the goblins like in the next match between the Chudley Cannons and the Hollyhead Harpies no one would score for 5 hours and the Cannons would win by falling onto the Snitch. Truly something that should never happen but with Fortuna on my side it would become reality. It was not something I was going to do as making absurd bets and winning screams cheating. It does not discount me making more plausible bets. If I went that route I would get some starting funds. 

Like I said with her on my side it was only of time before I was quite literally swimming in gold. Suck it Deadpool Luck is a superpower! I could feel Fortuna's amusement with my antics but I was just so excited. I was on such an emotional high and feeling her love and care with every breath I took was truly astounding. I would wager this is how most people felt when ingesting Felic Felixs the filthy casuals. Get on my level and create a god that will go beyond dimensions to smite your enemies. Actually don't do that I would much prefer if I was the only one doing that.

I had so many idea's I could make everlasting variants of some amazing potions. If I improved them as well then I would be superhuman. Strength and Speed to rival Vampires and it would always be mine. If I made an everlasting version of the Nutritional potion I would never have to worry about what I eat. I will always be in a state of perfect nutrition even if I over ate. Sure there were no everlasting variants of the potions I was thinking about but that was only a matter of trying to make them. I would need to avail my self of a vast amount of ingredients to make them perfect. It was just a lucky coincidence I had the ingredients needed to upgrade the nutritional potion.

I tried to calm down my emotional high. All of these things can be done later on. I needed to concentrate on the here and now. I popped into my little hide out and whipped out the rest of my ingredients making the potions I did. So I was going to need to get more ingredients if I was going to brew anything. I wanted to leave Hogwarts and get them right this instant but if I missed even more classes I might get in even more shit. I could maybe avoid the most of it by saying I felt sick after my outburst. Why was no one able to find me? I had no idea I was just resting in my room. It's not like they had a record of my Aura leaving the castle. It just disappeared.

Dumbledore would be watching me like a hawk but I figured he was already going to be doing that anyway. I was also not that scared of him. He could suck my left nut if he wanted to turn me into a pawn. I was fully capable of smiting Voldiedork my self. I did not need to kneel to him to make it happen. 

I was going to be under more pressure from Lucious but he was a smart lad. If I displayed anything I was capable of he would jump ships. He was a turncoat through and through. He was only out for himself and I could certainly use that. Not that needed him anymore but he was a useful pawn himself. I was finding it hilarious that I had effectively flipped the board and no one could do anything about it.

Again I tried to calm myself. I was being rather cocky for someone who could be speed blitzed. Some times you can be put in a situation where even Luck is not able to save you. That is why I wanted to increase my power. No one in this world should be able to stop me but what did I know? I was just a kid who was given unbelievable power. So I needed to tone down the arrogance even if I felt like it was well deserved. 

Just because I was nigh unkillable in this world did not mean I could not be hurt. If Lily died from me causing as much chaos as I wanted I would never forgive myself. I would off myself if I was not sure I was able to bring her back to life eventually. That did not mean I wanted to put her in a position that would take her life. She should be the happiest girl in the world. She will be that. I will make sure of that.

[Feminine Penis: Um Prince-san can you stop attacking Arrow-san?]

[Her Tits Give Power Ups: It does seem rather cruel at this point.]

[Likely To Fuck Her Brother: The cunt deserves it.]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: I will never surrender! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DUCKS!?]

I honestly forgot about her. Also wow Bro-con has a mouth on her. Who the hell is she? She and her brother were apparently starving. She wants to fuck her brother and she had a rather crass vocalaby. Even in she was nothing but pleasant to me. Maybe she was upset with Pyrrha because I basically saved her and her brother? I had no idea who could fit what she has displayed.

I should stop messing with Pyrrha even if she was being annoying. I knew she did not deserve what I had inflicted upon her. She was just driving me crazy. Okay just ignore the death threats I can do that. You can stop now Fortuna. Again I could feel her pout at that but she complied. She felt like she found something else to entertain her. 

[Red-Head Obsessed Prince: Alright I stopped. I'll just try to ignore her.]

[Feminine Penis: Thank you Prince-san.]

[Her Tits Give Power Ups: I was getting a little worried there.]

[Likely To Fuck Her Brother: Aw I was looking forward to what was going to happen next.]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: I won't say thank you.]

[Red-Head Obsessed Prince: Okay I was trying to look at some of the other features but it was locked until we vote for an Admin. I don't really care who it is as long as it's not Arrow. I will not lose this because she was throwing a fit.]

That was a fucking lie. I totally cared who was Admin. Like I said I was not willing to lose the Chat Group because I did not have the power of Admin. It was one of the reasons I was trying to get Bro-con on my side, The trap seemed like a bit of a pushover and he seemed to already be following my lead. So I should have enough votes to be Admin.

[Likely To Fuck Her Brother: You got my vote, Mr. Prince.]

[Feminine Penis: Um mine as well Prince-san.]

[Her Tits Give Power Ups: Damn I did not even get a chance to canvas for votes. T-T]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: I have no idea what game you are trying to play but I vote for myself!]

Right, you do that Pyrrha. It's not like it was blatantly obvious that I already won the vote. Even Rias gave up she must have known there was no winning Bro-con on her side. She might have been able to get Pyrrha and the Trap to vote for her. It was unlikely for the Trap because he knew what happened to those that displeased me. Like I said he felt like a push over.

[User: Red-Head Obsessed Prince has been voted as Admin.]

[Unlocking Point Sign In.]

[Unlocking Store.]

[Unlocking Gacha.]

[Unlocking Auction.]

[Unlocking Inventory.]

[For further features expand the Chat Group!]

I was already looking at what the new features were. The store seemed to offer literally anything for points. You could purchase a vat of never ending blue cheese or Kryptoian Bloodline. Obviously, anything really impressive had an equally absurd point cost. I saw a username randomizer token for a hundred points while a custom username token cost ten thousand. Apparently, the Chat group really did not want the members to change their usernames.

The Gacha was what got me excited. For a hundred points you could roll for any item from the worlds connected to the Chat Group. If you were willing to spend a thousand it turned into a low grade token guaranteeing a certain level of items. Ten thousand for a mid one. A hundred thousand for a high one. Finally a million points for a peak token. 

I currently had no points to spend but the Sign In feature will fix that.

[User Red-Head Obsessed Prince has signed in for 100 points.]

[Her Tits Give Power Ups: How did you do that? I was looking through the store and I needed points?]

[User Feminine Penis has signed in for 20 points.]

[Feminine Penis: Aw I was hoping for more. You have to open the sign in function Power-san.]

[User Likely To Fuck Her Brother has signed in for 95 points.]

[Likely To Fuck Her Brother: Nice! A couple more days and I can buy a fucking gun.]

[User Her Tits Give Power Ups has signed in for 99 points.]

[Her Tits Give Power Ups: Damn I thought I was going to get 100 points.]

[Feminine Penis: No fair everyone scored so high! Why was I the only one with a low score? T-T]

[User I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel has signed in for 1 point.]

[I Was A Hunter But I Took An Arrow To The Heel: …..]

[Feminine Penis: Nevermind. Sorry Arrow-san.]

[Likely To Fuck Her Brother: Rofl.]

Nice a perfect score. I expected nothing less than that. Rias had crazy luck but with me here she should never score a hundred. Bro-con had a high point total as well, was one of her traits Lucky as well? The Trap was unlucky and Pyrrha was just sad. Fortuna's laughter told me why she got a one. I did not even reprimand her for it as it was not too bad. I did tell her to stop messing with her. I did actually like Pyrrha after all.

[Red-Head Obsessed Prince: Not sure why you would want a gun but I can probably get you one for some points.]

[Her Tits Give Power Ups: Oh I can do that too! I just need 1 point and I can change my stupid name!]

[Feminine Penis: Why are the both of you offering to sell guns!!! That's dangerous!]

[Red-Head Obsessed Prince: You consider guns dangerous?]

[Her Tits Give Power Ups: Fascinating Guns can be dangerous beyond the Dimension Gap.]

[Likely To Fuck Her Brother: Woah I thought with the whole magic thing you had going on you would have no idea what guns were Mr. Prince. Well, you did get me soda so I should not be too surprised. :p ]

[Likely To Fuck Her Brother: I wanted to get a revolver. I'll send you 50 points for it.]

[Her Tits Give Power Ups: Wait! Wait just 1 point Bro-con. I just need one point! I'll send you so many guns!]

[Feminine Penis: WHY IS THE ARMS DEAL GETTING WORSE!]

I mean fifty points would be nice. Normally I would have to go back to London to raid an armory but I could just massively over power an accio. It was worth the shot and knowing my Luck it should work. Not that I think I would be able to get that deal as Rias was offering so much more for one point. I also noticed that Bro-con was not calling me Prince-san. She called me Mr. Prince. So she was probably not Japanese. So she was not an anime character. That was fucking surprising I was aware that brother fuckers existed outside of anime but it was more uncommon. She was not Cersei because she knew what a gun was. It also ruled out any medieval or fantasy settings. She just gets more and more confusing.

She must be so confused about why we are calling her Bro-con. Still, she was rolling with the punches so good for her. She never introduced herself so it was going to have to stick. No one has introduced themselves except Izumi. I wish he said his full name but what can you do? I was not going to introduce myself I was a rather famous character acting completely out of character. It was eventually going to come out but I'll just blame the Chat Group for the changes.

I had exactly one hundred points so I was able to use the Gacha. So here I go gambling again. I selected Rias' world as the power ceiling there was so much higher than RWBY.

[User Red-Head Obsessed Prince has rolled the gacha and has received Star Buster Star Blaster{High-tier Longinus} (S-tier)]

[Her Tits Give Power Ups: I have never heard of that Longinus!?]

[Feminine Penis: So lucky! My ability is only B-tier I can't imagine an S-tier item!]

[Likely To Fuck Her Brother: So S-tier is something really special? I guess I was really lucky.]

[Feminine Penis: Your newbie gift was S-Tier!? That's so cool.]

[Her Tits Give Power Ups: Prince-san what do you want for it? I want it so much!]

[Red-Head Obsessed Prince: You don't even know what it does.]

[Her Tits Give Power Ups: Don't care it's a Longinus a high tier one!]

I looked down at the gleaming white blade and scifi looking rifle and grin. Rias was on the right track a Longninus of any type is game changing. Not to mention this thing is fucking absurd.

[Star Buster Star Blaster{High-tier Longinus} (S-tier)]

Star Buster Star Blaster is one of the five new Longinus's. It has evolved after the evil dragon war. It is split into two parts. The blade has immense cutting power nearly capable of cutting anything. The rifle is capable of shooting large blasts of aura that can wipe out several islands and even kill gods! Due to its nature as a new Longinus it is non sentient any and all abilities are controlled by the user's own will. With enough strength this Longinus can live up to its name by blasting and bursting stars.]

Rias was just not capable of offering him anything that could compare to this little gem. Truly it was a Longinus being capable of destroying the world.