Chapter 137
Chapter 136: Ginger
Do you want to be a grandma? ?
Be a jerk!
Jiang Shuangling almost choked on her own saliva, she just suddenly wanted to dye her grandma’s gray hair, not to truly become a grandma.
Even after more than ten years, it seems that there is still an indelible generation gap between her husband.
“You, my ears are wrong, I mean I want to dye my hair into granny gray… It’s also like an ordinary granny’s hair, I dye my hair like that, it’s not that I want to be a granny. ”
“Besides, our eldest son has not even reached the legal age for marriage.” The current legal age for marriage is twenty-two for men and twenty-two for women. Not yet twenty-two.
“I don’t even have the qualifications to marry, what kind of grandma?”
“Comrade Qi, is it because you want to be a grandfather?”
Qi Heng lowered his eyes and shook his head with a smile, “I don’t want to either.”
He touched his nose, picked up a strand of Jiang Shuangling’s hair with his right hand, and said gently, “I misunderstood, Shuangling, you can dye your hair now…you said…grandma gray?? ”
When he said this, Qi Heng’s expression was a little stunned, as if he really thought of the white hair of the woman in front of him.
“No! Ben Shuangling grabbed her hair, “Even if you go to dye your grandfather’s gray, I will not dye any grandma’s gray. ”
“It’s still the best looking with black hair. I want to eat more black sesame paste.”
Young people in their twenties dye a head of granny gray, that’s called a fashionable feature, and middle-aged people in their forties and fifties dye a head of granny gray, it’s called… If you dye it, it’s also white dye .
People don’t think you are dyed at all, but you are … too old!
“I’m only in my thirties, how can I be the age to be a grandmother?? I’m still in my prime! I am in my prime!”
If you put it in a few decades, there are many people who get married at the age of 30.
And they have to think about the marriage of their children?
Even scary little cubs.
“Raising children is very tiring.” Especially the ancestral rice bucket of your Qi family.
Jiang Shuangling complained in her heart that she had raised four children, and she said it was not easy to bring them. A lot of joy came.
After raising children to go to college, that is the joy of “raising pigs and slaughtering”.
“Take a break, take a break, after raising Xixi, we two will have a good two-person world.” Jiang Shuangling didn’t want to enter the career of raising grandchildren early.
“Good.”
Jiang Shuangling fell into Qi Heng’s arms, hugged his chin and kissed, “Speaking of which, you are very leisurely, the children don’t dare to make trouble in front of you, they are all Some soft-hearted guys.”
When she remembered the story of raising a baby in the past, Jiang Shuangling couldn’t help gnashing her teeth, as if she knew that her mother was soft-hearted and easy to talk, and these clever thieves liked to make trouble with her.
People are good at being bullied by “baby”.
Qi Heng raised his eyebrows, “Didn’t you just say I’m weak?”
Jiang Shuangling: “…”
You are a scumbag, but after lying on the hospital bed for a few days, I really thought I was wheezing.
“Okay, you are delicate, we will wait for our grandchildren to toss you delicate in the future.”
“The delicate grandpa, the delicate grandpa…”
As she spoke, Jiang Shuangling felt that she almost didn’t know the word delicate.
“Wait for the kid to bully you.”
“Okay, I’ll wait, I’m so delicate, Sister Jiang will protect me.”
“Hey…I won’t tell you, you will be surrounded by a few fat brats in the future—” Jiang Shuangling paused, thinking of a man’s great achievements, sighed: “I’m still for the fat brat. Let’s worry.”
Qi, who led countless soldiers, is the big devil who really suppressed the bear children.
After raising for half a month, Qi Heng’s illness has been cured, this man always seems to remember the “delicate” said by Jiang Shuangling, and he is very worried about it, in order to prove himself Not delicate, he carried Comrade Jiang up to the fifth floor in one breath.
The night is even more unforgiving, lively, like taking medicine.
Jiang Shuangling had to admit defeat: “Okay, I won’t say you are weak again.”
“Wrong, I was wrong, is it wrong?”
At this time, Qi Heng would only look at her with a smile in her peach blossom eyes, “Just know that it’s wrong.”
This matter Jiang Shuangling originally thought it would be over, but who knew that this double-standard man began to call himself weak, and used this to benefit himself, wanted to be fed, and cared for tenderly…
“Can’t you be gentle with me? You said I was weak before.”
“Feed me.”
…
Schrödinger’s frailty.
Jiang Shuangling just wanted to beat his dog’s head.
Little classmate Xixi hugged the meowing Dongdong, and only felt that she was the extra person in the family.
Jiang Shuangling held a personal art exhibition in the capital. The exhibition was very successful. In the end, a lot of works were auctioned. At the same time, many old friends came to join in. There were many students who used to be her, all of them called To her: “Mr. Jiang.”
“Mr. Jiang!”
When she heard the title of Teacher Xiao Jiang again, Jiang Shuangling was a little surprised. Now most people call her Teacher Jiang, and few people add a small character to the front.
With more than ten years of teaching career, she is no longer the teacher Xiao Jiang.
…It’s a piece of old ginger.
Although she is only in her thirties.
The students I have taught are just like the thriving leeks, taught one crop and another crop.
Many successful students wanted to invite her to dinner, but Jiang Shuangling never agreed to anyone’s invitation.
She prefers family gatherings to dinners rather than dinners outside.
The success of the art exhibition made her very happy. At the art exhibition, she also reunited with an old friend, Xue Li, a friend she met in Rongcheng, and now she is a well-known writer.
Xue Li, who used to have short hair, also has long hair and neatly braided hair. She is a bookish middle-aged woman.
Xue Li was very surprised when she saw Jiang Shuangling, “Jiangmei, congratulations, congratulations, I knew for a long time that you must have great prospects.”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how young and beautiful you are, I believe you are 18 years old!”
Jiang Shuangling smiled, “I congratulate you too, great writer, your previous works are going to be made into movies?”
“Well, the script is about to be changed.” Xue Li scratched her hair, “Ah, ah, my hair has fallen out a lot, and there are a few white hairs, Jiang Mei, you How can she be so beautiful?”
“Writing is bald.”
After the exhibition, Jiang Shuangling led Xue Li to play around the capital. Xue Li, a person who lived in the south since childhood, was very curious about the environment, climate and eating habits in the north, and accompanied Jiang Shuangling. She went to eat many specialties of the capital.
“Roast duck, roast duck is definitely a must eat.”
“This, this, wow, this mutton soup, no, it smells so strange, won’t it be very bad to eat, it has a strong smell of mutton, eh… drink a few It tastes pretty good.”
“The copper stove hot pot, how is it cooked?”
“Bingtanghulu, Bingtanghulu is so beautiful.”
…
It is the capital, and there are too many kinds of food.
There are other shops opened by the heirs of royal chefs, um, yes, there are many heirs of royal chefs here.
Jiang Shuangling ate with her for half a month before sending Xue Li away, and felt that she was about to become an old foodie in the capital city, just like the old man who kept pigeons and walked birds. There are many delicacies on the side.
If you have friends again in the future, you will definitely know where to take them to play and eat.
It’s also a coincidence. A few days after Xue Li left, Wang Xueshu’s family came to the capital. The former head of He was no longer the head of He. Head of He changed his career and went to sea to do business. Their business is booming.
Wang Yunsheng was preparing for the college entrance examination and didn’t come out to play. After hearing that Jiang Shuangling’s second son Qi Hui was in the military arts, Wang Xueshu encouraged Comrade Jiang to go to the military arts together. In the past, Wang Xueshu was a literary soldier She is still a member of the art troupe. Now their previous reorganization and downsizing of the art troupe has been cancelled, and she is no longer a literary and art soldier, but she still has feelings for this.
“The old friends of our art troupe had a party before.”
“By the way, Xiao Jiang, I also talked about you, and said that some people still keep your original portrait. I didn’t expect that ten years will pass like water.”
“I still keep the paintings you gave me.”
…
The two talked about the past, their tone was full of emotion, Qi Heng was drinking with Head He, and Jiang Shuangling cooked them a few snacks.
“I’m looking forward to Yun Sheng’s success, and I will come to the capital to study next year.”
“Yes, come and play at my house, where are your beautiful students?”
“Meisheng also goes to school. Speaking of which, Qi Hui has often been seen on TV these years, and he has made several TV dramas, isn’t it? People I know say this is Nezha. Really handsome.”
“This is the little beauty who almost stole my name from Meisheng.”
Jiang Shuangling: “…”
Huihui never wanted to steal the name Meisheng.
Jiang Shuangling accompanies Wang Xueshu on a military tour, and happened to meet Qi Hui and the others rehearsing the show, which is a dance show. Wang Xueshu, who has learned dance, watched them dance without blinking.
Jiang Shuangling: “…”
Speaking of which, the real soft-bodied person in their family is Qi Hui, who has practiced since childhood. After the original teacher taught Qi Hui to sing to no avail, he threw him to learn dance. This child is actually I wanted to learn acrobatics even more, but later I felt that the acrobatics were not good enough. I followed the teacher to learn dance, and I practiced the basic skills every day, and my body and figure were first-class.
A piece of grass jokingly called military art.
I don’t know how many years it will take to pull the weeds.
Wang Xueshu sighed: “Your children have practiced dancing since childhood? I knew earlier that I should have sent Yun Sheng to learn dancing.”
“What?”
“Isn’t my mother who can dance?”
“Little Jiang, I remember your voice is good, I wanted to introduce you to the art troupe to sing, why did your child not inherit your mantle and sing, but learned the dance of the old king next door .”
Jiang Shuangling: “…” Because this child inherited Lao Qi’s dysphonia.
“Mom, why are you here?”
“Come and see your show, this is Aunt Wang.” Jiang Shuangling looked at her son who got off the stage and put on his uniform, and felt that her cub was really pleasing to the eye, with a slender waist and long legs, and the whole family was healthy A child with the best flexibility.
A person who plans to become an actor in the future is a good-looking person. Before he graduates, he has been recruited by many directors.
If this child is treated favorably by the years like Qi Heng, his face in his 40s will still be handsome…
“Hui Hui, do you still remember Aunt Wang next door? You were pregnant with your mother at the same time…”
“I also ate a lot of radishes.”
Qi Hui: “Radish?”
Jiang Shuangling: “Your dad ate a lot of radishes back then.”
“Are you going back with Mom today?”
Although his home is also in the capital, Qi Hui still lives in the school, and occasionally goes home to live for a day or two. Usually, he stays in the school, which saves trouble. If he wants to film, he will That is even a month or two to go abroad.
Comrade Qi Hui is the one who travels the most in their family now. He has visited many picturesque places.
“I’m not going home today, there will be rehearsal tonight.”
“Okay, Mom and Aunt Wang are hanging out at school.”
Separated from her son, Wang Xueshu took her hand to envy: “Old Jiang, I really envy you.”
Jiang Shuangling: “What do you envy?”
“There is such a son, who looks like Qi Heng in your family, and he is a good man. Look at how many girls just looked at him from the audience, and they will definitely not worry about their daughter-in-law in the future. Maybe In the future, people will rush to be your daughter-in-law.”
“You don’t have to worry about it.”
The corner of Jiang Shuangling’s mouth twitched: “The child is still young, so she thinks so much.”
“It’s not too small, just wait a few more years, won’t you be able to get married and have children?”
Jiang Shuangling does not think that their children are good at early love and early marriage, “I think the children will only meet the person they like after twenty-five, it doesn’t matter if they get married at thirty, as for children, it depends on fate Well, I can’t be in a hurry.”
“I didn’t expect you to be in no hurry to hold your grandson?”
Jiang Shuangling: “…how old am I, why do I want a grandson?”
“Also, you are different from the people next to you. I just think that after Junsheng and Meizhi grow up, they are not as fun as they were when they were young, and the children of five or six years old are more cute and silly, the elder said. Believe anything.”
“In the future, I can only wait for my lovely grandson and granddaughter.”
“Wait, I’m not in a hurry.”
“These children in your family are so good, you must not be in a hurry.”
She and Wang Xueshu went out of the university campus, and experienced old glutton Jiang Shuangling took her to eat the delicious food in the capital city, private kitchen, and old street cakes, all of which were tasted .
Wang Xueshu, who doesn’t need to keep her figure at the moment, can be regarded as a foodie. Originally, Jiang Shuangling took her to eat first, and then Wang Xueshu begged Jiang Shuangling to lead her to eat in the city. plug.
This trip to the capital is a satisfying one.
Jiang Shuangling is also very satisfied.
After sending Wang Xueshu away, Jiang Shuangling looked in the mirror, thinking that something was wrong, and then went up to weigh herself. Gained six pounds.
A little bit more effort, and you have to run ten pounds away.
“It’s over, it’s over, Qi Heng, your daughter-in-law is getting fat.” When you get older, your metabolism decreases, so you are more likely to gain weight than when you were young.
Jiang Shuangling compared her waistbands, thinking that she must not continue, she must lose weight.
“In the next month or two, I will definitely be careful about what I eat.”
“You can’t gain weight any more, you won’t be able to carry me any longer.”
Qi Heng comforted her by the side: “Don’t worry, if you gain another hundred pounds, I will move you on your back.”
Jiang Shuangling: “…”
Not comforted.
“You have to reduce it before the New Year, otherwise how can you continue to enjoy delicious food during the New Year.”
“The kids should be back by then.”
“Qi Heng, I touched your stomach, did it soften a little too.”
“You touch it carefully, it’s not soft.”
“You eat a lot, so why don’t you grow fat! …
At this time, a phone was installed at home, and it was convenient to contact friends. Qi Yue would call back once a week. Of course, this was when he could be reached. I haven’t been able to contact this guy for months.
Maybe it’s floating on the sea, or maybe it’s not knowing which island it’s nesting on.
I heard him tell a lot of stories about people guarding the island. If it is a large island, it is not bad.
Because of the lack of fresh water on the island.
If there is enough fresh water, it would be a pleasure to grow flowers on the island, and have a mobile phone network.
Jiang Shuangling and her second sister-in-law Cheng Mingxi often chat on the phone recently, not talking about anything else, but talking about health care and raising all kinds of flowers and plants…
“Little Jiang, how do you keep your hair?”
“My old man Qi recently got a prescription for medicinal wine. Would you like to give it to your old man… Qi? Make some for the fifth brother?”
“A lot of roses were planted in the past, which are edible. Next time you and fifth brother come over to eat flower cakes.”
…
Jiang Shuangling heard what she said was funny, and asked Cheng Mingxi to send her a lot of flower seeds, and planned to grow flowers in the city. Later, she thought that winter was coming, and natural growth was definitely not suitable , Now just taking advantage of the fact that there are many houses in the family, I have vacated one room as a conservatory, which is specially used to grow flowers and plants, and to recuperate my body and mind.
At this age, Zhao Yinghua also likes to take care of flowers and plants, and especially likes to practice calligraphy beside flowers and plants.
“Rose?”
“There are also sun-dried rosebuds, very fragrant.”
“There are more flowers there.”
After arriving in the capital, apart from not being accustomed to eating, the most unbearable thing is probably winter, it is dry and cold, and it will snow heavily. Xixi has grown so big since she was a child, and it is rare to see such a thing in winter big snow.
“This is probably the thousand trees and ten thousand pear blossoms in the poem.”
Qi Xi folded a few red plums, filled a vase with water, and inserted the red plums into the house.
The kitten Dongdong raised by them is no longer the same as the previous little milk cat, and has grown a lot. It is a very cute and playful pastoral kitten, although temporarily Haven’t been able to find out that it has the feat of catching mice.
But…
It once caught a snake.
Sure enough… Meow is Meow.
If it was put in the past, Jiang Shuangling would always think that the cat was a very soft, clingy and clingy pet. It would be good to catch a mouse, but I didn’t expect to catch a snake.
The cat’s paws held down a small tender snake, and everyone was almost scared.
How can cats catch snakes?
Later I learned that, despite the small size of the cat, the speed of action can indeed be ranked, not only to catch snakes, but also to catch birds.
Those who keep birds at home generally avoid cats.
Jiang Shuangling used to wonder why a cat that can’t fly is good at catching birds? But it turns out that cats can really be regarded as a natural enemy of birds.
“Today we bought fish at home and made one for Dongdong.”
children.
Fortunately, it did not jump down by itself, nor did it catch fish and eat it.
“Mom, the fish we raise at home are delicious.”
In addition to feeding cats every day, Qi Xi’s fun is to feed the fish in the pond. She likes to drink fish soup.
The cold days in the north are longer than those in the south. Qi Xi and Jiang Shuangling were very excited when they saw the snow at first, but turned into indifferent when they saw the snow.
When Qi Hui returned home, he said, “As soon as I saw the snow, I was so excited that I screamed. It must be from the south.”
“Do you make a lot of snowmen in your school?” Jiang Shuangling is now on the campus of Central America. Since the snow, the creativity of the students has been brought into play, and they can meet strange snowmen every few days.
Any broken arm Venus does not matter, what is more strange is that the recently popular gourd doll has appeared beside Venus.
Some students are very leisurely, and they built seven gourd brothers to form a circle in the school.
When Jiang Shuangling passed by, she almost laughed silly.
So she found someone to build a snake spirit next to her.
In the end, some people knew her as the elder sister of Xu Xian of the Medical University, and some people jokingly asked if she was looking for a Bai Suzhen?
Jiang Shuangling regretted it very much at that time, she only regretted that she didn’t push the snake spirit snowman, and replaced it with a black bear spirit next day.
She also made a red cloak very leisurely, and put it on the black bear essence snowman.
…
As a result, Jiang Shuangling, who had never had frostbite because of playing too much snow, actually had a tendency to develop frostbite. She was told by Qi Heng for a while, grabbing her hand, and applying medicine tomorrow .
“A lot, a lot.” Qi Hui thought of the scene in the school, and felt a burst of hot eyes.
“But a lot of them are gourd babies recently.”
“There is a **** at the bottom of a teaching building. It snowed and it was slippery. Many people fell there. Of course, those who deliberately walked there must take the initiative to find and fall.”
“I saw it today, after one person slipped, the other person pulled, and they all rolled down together one after another.”
Jiang Shuangling smiled: “Hulu baby saves grandpa, one by one.”
Qi Hui: “…really.”
When Jiang Che took off his white coat and came back, he also said that there have been many patients in the hospital recently who fell to their tailbone or arms due to slippery roads. .
Especially the elderly Zhao Yinghua, it is even more difficult to fall on the road.
Don’t go out when it’s snowing.
The family was roasting sweet potatoes in the house, Jiang Shuangling and Qi Heng were blowing roasted sweet potatoes, only Zhao Yinghua didn’t like sweet potatoes very much, they were all people who were hurt by eating sweet potatoes in the past.
Don’t eat sweet potatoes if you can.
Jiang Shuangling likes to eat sweet potatoes, especially dried sweet potatoes. When there is nothing in the day, she eats a few pieces of dried sweet potatoes and chews to pass the time.
frozen.
Qi Xi, the poor child, clamored to eat popsicles in the snow, and Jiang Shuangling made a lot for her.
I saw Qi Hui and Qi Xi brother and sister, holding a popsicle to build a snowman outside, that’s fine, after building the snowman, he smiled and put a popsicle in the snowman’s hand , muttered the next day: “The night has passed, and the popsicles are not finished yet.”
When she was in the mountain city, Jiang Shuangling could still get up in winter. As for now… the temperature in the morning is below zero, Comrade Jiang felt that she just wanted to lie down in a warm bed with a handful of old bones .
The natural punctual alarm clock called “Qi Heng” couldn’t wake her up.
Sometimes Jiang Shuangling will rub her eyes and get up, and take her daughter to play the game of splashing water into ice in such a subzero climate.
However, since school is about to start the winter vacation, this thing has no fate with Jiang Shuangling when she wakes up early.
Qi Heng insists on getting up early to exercise.
Jiang Shuangling suddenly found someone to make a wooden sword and put it in Qi Heng’s hand, joking: “When you can’t practice anymore, just practice the sword like the old man in the square. , what Tai Chi sword.”
“I think those old men’s snow-white training clothes are pretty good-looking, with red tassels on their swords.”
Qi Heng took the wooden sword, poked Jiang Shuangling’s stomach, and asked curiously, “What about you?”
Jiang Shuangling didn’t care: “I’ll applaud you from the side, and when the old ladies next to me ask, I’ll say you are my husband.”
“Yes, the handsome old man leading the crowd is the one from my family.” Jiang Shuangling snickered, imagining such a miraculous picture in advance in her mind.
Qi Heng: “…then what should I say?”
“You say that the one sitting over there is your daughter-in-law… No, I’m afraid that you will become an old man, and what should I do?”
“I’ll say you have a bad temper then.”
Qi Heng: “…what if you attract bees and butterflies?”
“The same, you also said I have a bad temper.”
“The two of us make do together, we belong to the wicked and the wicked grind.”
Qi Heng: “… talk nonsense.”
Qi Heng squeezed her face with a smile, and returned the wooden sword in his hand to her, “Take it yourself, when I’m old, this thing will crack long ago.”
“This is a wooden sword.”
Jiang Shuangling: “…”
“I thought it was a toy you bought for yourself? Take it to the temple fair?”
Jiang Shuangling took the wooden sword in her hand and poked the other person’s stomach, “Yeah, even if I bought a toy for myself, I can also perform sword swallowing.”
“Stop making trouble, the kids are coming back soon.”
“What’s the trouble, I’ll take Xixi to the Forbidden City in a few days.”
In the cold winter and twelfth lunar month, Qi Hui and Jiang Che both took vacations one after another, and Qi Xi was the one who had the earliest vacation. Zhao Yinghua did not go out in such weather, and stayed at home, even with Jiang Shuangling , Let’s get fat together in winter.
Qi Xi: “When will eldest brother come back? I miss eldest brother.”
“He said, he will definitely come back before 30 years.”
“When Big Brother comes back, I’ll bake him sweet potatoes.”
Jiang Che: “I’ll bake a banana for Qi Yi.”
Qi Hui: “Do you want to turn on the TV to watch Journey to the West?”
“Brother’s performance of Nezha is so good, why don’t you play monkeys? Mom said that you liked monkeys when you were a child, and even caught monkeys.”
“The eldest brother caught the monkey. The second brother only fed the monkeys in the zoo.”
“Second brother, my mother drew a picture of a group of monkeys in Huaguo Mountain. Some time ago, someone paid a lot of money to buy it, but my mother was not willing to sell it.”
“Grandpa Shen said, this painting is our mother’s maternal love for you!
“One hundred and eight monkeys.”
Qi Xi put her chin on her hand, envious: “Mom, why don’t you paint a picture for Xixi?”
Jiang Shuangling came out with a plate of cakes, “What do you want to draw? Since you were young, Mom didn’t draw so many pictures for you.”
“Mom, if you can draw 108 cats for me, you will be the mother who loves me the most in the world.”
Jiang Shuangling: “…”
“It’s too late for Mom to teach you how to draw, you can draw by yourself.”
“I’ll draw you a little fairy Xixi.”
One hundred and eight cats or something, it’s a nightmare to see.
“Okay.”
Qi Yue, who finally arrived home, came back in the wind and snow, without an umbrella, snow fell on his shoulders and hat, Jiang Shuangling opened the door and helped him to brush the snow off his shoulders, Let people come in and drink a cup of warm **** tea.
“Brother, you’re back!”
“Brother, are you back?!”
“Qi Yue, are you back?” Jiang Che walked out, but instead of calling him Qi Yi, he called him by his name, which may be an adult, a jokey name when he was a child, so embarrassed Call again.
Qi Yue didn’t care about this, “Jiang Yi, you seem to have become shorter.”
“You’re growing taller again?!”
Jiang Shuangling held her chin to study her eldest son who had just returned home, “It’s a little taller and darker.”
“The wind and the sun by the seaside are really black…”
Qi Yue touched his nose and was extremely narcissistic: “Men should be darker, I am the most handsome little brother in our family now.”
Qi Xi: “Brother, you are the eldest brother.”
“Brother, Xixi still likes your white and tender appearance.”
Qi Yue: “…you little girls, you really have no vision.”
“Brother, I managed to bask myself evenly, so I’m just waiting to go home and show you guys.”
Jiang Shuangling: “It’s really hard for you.”
The skin of everyone in the family is very fair. If you want to tan your skin, you have to get evenly darkened, which is indeed not a simple matter.
Now that Qi Yue came back with a chocolate skin, and stood with Qi Hui, who remembered his appearance, Jiang Shuangling suddenly thought of a word: – Haier Brothers.
One black and one white, it cannot be black and white.
“A month off? Take a good rest at home.”