Is my master a villain?Don't worry, I'll show it off first
Chapter 14 Eat meat but not shit
"Oh, I almost forgot about you, are you hungry too?
But you refuse to take the elixir I trained. The whole sect only has steamed buns and gruel. At this time, the meal is definitely past.
How to do?
You seem to have lost a lot of money this month. Do you want me to go out and catch some rabbits for you? "
Jiuye: You have some conscience.
"squeak"
It's a pity that because he was injured by the barrier of Kunlun Snow Region, he still can't speak a human word, and he doesn't know when he will return to his human form.
In fact, taking some elixirs should help him recover as soon as possible, but Wanhe's elixirs were too difficult for him. He couldn't accept the taste.
One time he was so hungry that he felt dizzy and couldn't hold on any longer. Wan He stuffed the pill into the pot. He thought it was important to save his life, so he swallowed it with force.
However, when it reached my throat, I vomited it out.
He shouted randomly: "I am a fox, not a dog. I eat meat and not shit!"
Who would have thought that after forming a contract with Wan He, he would live in such poverty?
He had no food, no warmth, no sleep, and he couldn't even change his beautiful face. After 500 years of cultivation, he had never been so depressed.
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Wan He understood that he was willing, so he picked him up and walked out.
"Rabbit...rabbit...
As for rabbits, we have to go to Fifth Brother’s yard. I remember that he raised dozens of rabbits in his back garden. Last time, he caught twenty rabbits. You killed them all in one go. After waiting for half a month, they should not be able to reproduce. Do you have a few offspring? "
Jiuye:......
According to my 500 years of experience in eating rabbits, the fastest is one litter per month, right?
This guy has no common sense in his head. How did I form a bond with such a person?
It's best not to spread this matter back to Qingqiu.
Wait a minute, are you going to steal rabbits from that cold-faced King of Hell’s yard again?
"Squeaky!!!"
Jiuye suddenly shouted and turned his head to the side, trying to stop Wanhe from moving.
"Don't scream, it's coming soon. If we don't reproduce the next generation, we may have to eat the last ten remaining ones this time!"
Jiuye: Who can translate my fox language for her?
Hell, last time I ate twenty rabbits, but, when this guy went to train, I was beaten up by the cold-faced King of Hell in Cuizhuxuan until I vomited them all out.
I explained many times that I didn't eat it secretly, but the guy in front of me stole it back. But the cold-faced King of Hell couldn't understand me. When I was half dead, he kindly gave me spiritual power.
So much so that the guy in front of me didn't find anything when she came back, and she felt that my hair was getting shinier. She even thought it was because of the rabbits in Cuizhuxuan.
Seizing bamboo shoots is so insidious. As expected, none of the apprentices brought out by that black-hearted bastard Yan Mo is a good person.
It's over, this guy doesn't listen to me at all. I won't commit adultery with her no matter what I say this time. Even if I starve to death, I won't go.
Jiu Ye kicked off her limbs and flew out. She fell to the ground and fell over. She got up and wanted to run away.
Wan He frowned and said distressedly: "Oh, Xiao Jiu'er, I'm sorry, I didn't hold you firmly, didn't you break it?
Come on, sister, hug me again! "
Jiuye: "Zhizhizhi", you big-headed devil, when I recover my spiritual power, the first one will beat the Cuizhuxuan man to death, and the second one will be to break the contract with you.
"Squeak-gulu-vomit..."
What is this? What is this for me to eat?
What the hell did this damn girl put in while I was screaming?
"Don't be afraid. I'm afraid you might break it, so I'll give you a high-level God-Returning Pill."
Jiuye:......
Advanced what?
What is the Return to God Pill?
"No need to thank me, seeing how moved you are...
This elixir is braised beef flavor, you should like it very much, right?
Don't worry, I will refine more flavors you like in the future. Follow me and you will never be wronged and enjoy spicy food. "
Wan He took advantage of Jiu Ye's daze to pick him up and stroke his smooth red fur.
Jiu Ye didn't say anything, and even felt a little sleepy. Her eyelids were twitching, and her spiritual power spread in her body, bringing a comfortable warmth.
Is this the effect of the high-level God-returning Pill that the dead girl said?
From my point of view, among these monks, only alchemy cultivation is of some use...
Slight snoring sounded, and Jiuye fell asleep.
Wan He: "You are such an adult, why are you still drunk on pills?
I'll have to put less of Fourth Senior Brother's plum wine next time, Xiao Jiu'er can't drink enough! "
She tiptoed into Cuizhu Pavilion, looked around, then pretended to hold her voice and shouted: "Fifth Senior Brother? Xiao Wu? Yan Yi? Xiao Yi Yi?"
After shouting several times, no one answered her, so she straightened up and breathed a sigh of relief: "Hey, you're not at home?
Then I can take a walk by myself? "
It is said that it is a casual stroll, but the route is very clear, going straight to the back garden of Cuizhuxuan.
The person in the tree took off the storybook covering his face and squinted at the girl holding a fiery red three-tailed fox in her arms. The tail naturally drooped and mixed with her fiery red dress, making it somewhat indistinguishable. the taste of.
"Xiao Jiu'er, not bad, we are really lucky.
Look, the rabbit nest is full.
I said, after half a month, they will give birth to offspring, right?
Fortunately, I held back and didn't die.
Sure enough, Fifth Senior Brother's Green Bamboo Garden is full of outstanding people and abundant spiritual energy. The rabbits grow very fast. They were born in half a month and have grown so plump...
I will also try to draw a few talisman papers when I get back to gather my spiritual energy. "
While talking to herself, she put Jiuye aside, rolled up her sleeves, and prepared to catch rabbits.
After a while, she held two rabbits by their ears in one hand and turned back, with satisfaction written all over her face.
"Xiao Jiu'er, why is this rabbit so easy to catch today?
After running for a few steps, you can no longer run. What do you think of these four? "
Jiuye: "Hulu--Hulu"
Wan He didn't mind, opened the Qiankun bag and threw the rabbit in.
Then he caught rabbits: “Four—six—eight—ten…twenty.
Okay, that's enough. Five more senior brothers will find out. "
The person in the tree looked at the few white spots in the back garden and could count the rabbits on the palm of her hand. How many more rabbits would she catch before they were discovered?
Why didn't she leave a rabbit behind and say this again?
However, he didn't say anything until the girl picked up the fox and left Cuizhuxuan. It wasn't until he couldn't see the girl's fiery red skirt that he waved his sleeves half-heartedly, and there were more than 20 more rabbits in the garden.
The script was covered on his face and he spoke very softly: "The rabbits in Xiangyun Town should be no longer available. I have to buy them from another place next time!"
Wan He originally thought that no one would wake her up in the morning, and someone would call her to go to class in the afternoon. Unexpectedly, no one would wake her up in the afternoon.
It seems that everyone has forgotten her.
It's good to forget. If she forgets, she won't have to be forced to study hard every day. She has almost forgotten her original intention and wants to fail.
One afternoon, while she was setting up an alchemy furnace in her yard to make alchemy, she got bored of waiting and picked up a burned-out spiritual tree to practice drawing talismans on the ground.
But you refuse to take the elixir I trained. The whole sect only has steamed buns and gruel. At this time, the meal is definitely past.
How to do?
You seem to have lost a lot of money this month. Do you want me to go out and catch some rabbits for you? "
Jiuye: You have some conscience.
"squeak"
It's a pity that because he was injured by the barrier of Kunlun Snow Region, he still can't speak a human word, and he doesn't know when he will return to his human form.
In fact, taking some elixirs should help him recover as soon as possible, but Wanhe's elixirs were too difficult for him. He couldn't accept the taste.
One time he was so hungry that he felt dizzy and couldn't hold on any longer. Wan He stuffed the pill into the pot. He thought it was important to save his life, so he swallowed it with force.
However, when it reached my throat, I vomited it out.
He shouted randomly: "I am a fox, not a dog. I eat meat and not shit!"
Who would have thought that after forming a contract with Wan He, he would live in such poverty?
He had no food, no warmth, no sleep, and he couldn't even change his beautiful face. After 500 years of cultivation, he had never been so depressed.
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Wan He understood that he was willing, so he picked him up and walked out.
"Rabbit...rabbit...
As for rabbits, we have to go to Fifth Brother’s yard. I remember that he raised dozens of rabbits in his back garden. Last time, he caught twenty rabbits. You killed them all in one go. After waiting for half a month, they should not be able to reproduce. Do you have a few offspring? "
Jiuye:......
According to my 500 years of experience in eating rabbits, the fastest is one litter per month, right?
This guy has no common sense in his head. How did I form a bond with such a person?
It's best not to spread this matter back to Qingqiu.
Wait a minute, are you going to steal rabbits from that cold-faced King of Hell’s yard again?
"Squeaky!!!"
Jiuye suddenly shouted and turned his head to the side, trying to stop Wanhe from moving.
"Don't scream, it's coming soon. If we don't reproduce the next generation, we may have to eat the last ten remaining ones this time!"
Jiuye: Who can translate my fox language for her?
Hell, last time I ate twenty rabbits, but, when this guy went to train, I was beaten up by the cold-faced King of Hell in Cuizhuxuan until I vomited them all out.
I explained many times that I didn't eat it secretly, but the guy in front of me stole it back. But the cold-faced King of Hell couldn't understand me. When I was half dead, he kindly gave me spiritual power.
So much so that the guy in front of me didn't find anything when she came back, and she felt that my hair was getting shinier. She even thought it was because of the rabbits in Cuizhuxuan.
Seizing bamboo shoots is so insidious. As expected, none of the apprentices brought out by that black-hearted bastard Yan Mo is a good person.
It's over, this guy doesn't listen to me at all. I won't commit adultery with her no matter what I say this time. Even if I starve to death, I won't go.
Jiu Ye kicked off her limbs and flew out. She fell to the ground and fell over. She got up and wanted to run away.
Wan He frowned and said distressedly: "Oh, Xiao Jiu'er, I'm sorry, I didn't hold you firmly, didn't you break it?
Come on, sister, hug me again! "
Jiuye: "Zhizhizhi", you big-headed devil, when I recover my spiritual power, the first one will beat the Cuizhuxuan man to death, and the second one will be to break the contract with you.
"Squeak-gulu-vomit..."
What is this? What is this for me to eat?
What the hell did this damn girl put in while I was screaming?
"Don't be afraid. I'm afraid you might break it, so I'll give you a high-level God-Returning Pill."
Jiuye:......
Advanced what?
What is the Return to God Pill?
"No need to thank me, seeing how moved you are...
This elixir is braised beef flavor, you should like it very much, right?
Don't worry, I will refine more flavors you like in the future. Follow me and you will never be wronged and enjoy spicy food. "
Wan He took advantage of Jiu Ye's daze to pick him up and stroke his smooth red fur.
Jiu Ye didn't say anything, and even felt a little sleepy. Her eyelids were twitching, and her spiritual power spread in her body, bringing a comfortable warmth.
Is this the effect of the high-level God-returning Pill that the dead girl said?
From my point of view, among these monks, only alchemy cultivation is of some use...
Slight snoring sounded, and Jiuye fell asleep.
Wan He: "You are such an adult, why are you still drunk on pills?
I'll have to put less of Fourth Senior Brother's plum wine next time, Xiao Jiu'er can't drink enough! "
She tiptoed into Cuizhu Pavilion, looked around, then pretended to hold her voice and shouted: "Fifth Senior Brother? Xiao Wu? Yan Yi? Xiao Yi Yi?"
After shouting several times, no one answered her, so she straightened up and breathed a sigh of relief: "Hey, you're not at home?
Then I can take a walk by myself? "
It is said that it is a casual stroll, but the route is very clear, going straight to the back garden of Cuizhuxuan.
The person in the tree took off the storybook covering his face and squinted at the girl holding a fiery red three-tailed fox in her arms. The tail naturally drooped and mixed with her fiery red dress, making it somewhat indistinguishable. the taste of.
"Xiao Jiu'er, not bad, we are really lucky.
Look, the rabbit nest is full.
I said, after half a month, they will give birth to offspring, right?
Fortunately, I held back and didn't die.
Sure enough, Fifth Senior Brother's Green Bamboo Garden is full of outstanding people and abundant spiritual energy. The rabbits grow very fast. They were born in half a month and have grown so plump...
I will also try to draw a few talisman papers when I get back to gather my spiritual energy. "
While talking to herself, she put Jiuye aside, rolled up her sleeves, and prepared to catch rabbits.
After a while, she held two rabbits by their ears in one hand and turned back, with satisfaction written all over her face.
"Xiao Jiu'er, why is this rabbit so easy to catch today?
After running for a few steps, you can no longer run. What do you think of these four? "
Jiuye: "Hulu--Hulu"
Wan He didn't mind, opened the Qiankun bag and threw the rabbit in.
Then he caught rabbits: “Four—six—eight—ten…twenty.
Okay, that's enough. Five more senior brothers will find out. "
The person in the tree looked at the few white spots in the back garden and could count the rabbits on the palm of her hand. How many more rabbits would she catch before they were discovered?
Why didn't she leave a rabbit behind and say this again?
However, he didn't say anything until the girl picked up the fox and left Cuizhuxuan. It wasn't until he couldn't see the girl's fiery red skirt that he waved his sleeves half-heartedly, and there were more than 20 more rabbits in the garden.
The script was covered on his face and he spoke very softly: "The rabbits in Xiangyun Town should be no longer available. I have to buy them from another place next time!"
Wan He originally thought that no one would wake her up in the morning, and someone would call her to go to class in the afternoon. Unexpectedly, no one would wake her up in the afternoon.
It seems that everyone has forgotten her.
It's good to forget. If she forgets, she won't have to be forced to study hard every day. She has almost forgotten her original intention and wants to fail.
One afternoon, while she was setting up an alchemy furnace in her yard to make alchemy, she got bored of waiting and picked up a burned-out spiritual tree to practice drawing talismans on the ground.
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