Inside An Ad**t Game As A Former Hero

EP.37 Please don’t work with adventurers.

“What about the loot?”

-Equal distribution

“Who owns the treasure on the 30th floor?”

-Cloud

“Who is the leader of the party?”

-Cloud

“What if you don’t follow my orders?”

-Die…

“No no. I Don’t kill. Didn’t I say this dungeon can only be cleared with four people. You’re not dead, you’re just being beaten backwards. Did you understand?”

The three adventurers on their knees nodded.

Ok i did it.

I have tamed these ferocious beasts.

Catharsis climbed up the spine.

“Come on, let’s start our exciting adventure!”

We went down the dungeon while intoxicated.

But that excitement didn’t last long.

“Pretty female! mating! mating!”

“Gobbread…”

Yeah, I thought it might be like this.

He probably hasn’t attempted suicide once in 500 years.

Even suicide didn’t work, so he must have been waiting for an explorer like me.

Hoping to release his soul tied up in the dungeon.

But I couldn’t clear the dungeon.

How frustrated would you be?

I even gave the name of the explorer I’ve met so far and thought he was going to die nicely, but he came back to life.

It’s understandable that Izzy is gone.

“Ugh… what, that goblin? damn big. Well, after all, a goblin is a goblin.”

“Strong goblin. I kill them and offer them to their ancestors.”

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Graveliya and Gurah tried to reach for their weapons. I raised my hand to stop them and walked towards Gubread.

“Cloud? What are you going to do alone?”

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Graveliya nodded at his words. He drew a silver sword from his waist.

“c*ck! I not interested in. Die!”

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Gubread’s iron rod hit at his direction hard. He stepped out. In an instant, the distance between him and Gubread narrowed.

A silver sword was lodged in his heart.

Slurp. Gubread’s body fell forward.

He whispered to him.

“I’m sorry. I’ll make sure to finish it this time.”

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Gubread didn’t answer. He just collapsed with a relaxed expression on his face. He looked at him for a moment and then turned his gaze to the party members.

“What are you doing? Let’s go down.”

* * *

5-10 floors.

A labyrinth in the form of a meadow.

A place where giant wolves and king-toothed tigers roam around, the place where the last party struggled.

No, it’s strange to say that you struggled.

They didn’t even catch a single wolf in the end, did they?

On the other hand, the party now…

“Porridge! Oh!”

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Gurah held an ax in both hands and rotated like a top. Even though it was a very simple technique, it was ground like a fruit a wolf put in a blender.

“Go away, you bastards! oh shit hey! You savage bastard! You put flesh in my mouth because of you!”

Unlike Gurah, Graveliya ravaged the wolf with a colorful spear. She pierced a vital point like the nape of the neck or an eyeball.

Then, sometimes, when another wolf runs after her opening…

“..!”

Kyle blocked it with a large shield.

The wolf was wounded and had no choice but to retreat when it hit the shield with thorns on its outside.

So, the party members gradually killed the wolves.

It was not at the level of slaughter, but the expression of hunting was enough to be used.

Thanks to that, I didn’t have to go through the strange thing of meeting the boss on the 6th floor again. We went down to the 10th floor and met the boss.

– Whoa!

Lightning from the wolf boss’s horns spread out in all directions. Kyle raised his shield and we hid behind him.

Kaga-Gaga-!

A strong fricative was heard, but Kyle’s shield did not push away.

It looks like a shield with magic resistance.

The lightning emitted by the boss disappeared.

“The lightning is over. I go to the front, and Graveliya and Gurah turn to the side and enter. You can’t use lightning as big as it was just in battle. At most, a single blast of lightning would be all it takes. Kyle you see the situation and stop the lightning.”

Start.

As soon as the word was uttered, the S-Class dispersed. I ran straight ahead and caught the wolf boss’s attention.

In the meantime, Gurah and Graveliya have been steadily accumulating damage, and when the Wolf Boss is furious and shoots lightning, Kyle moves quickly and blocks it with a shield.

Hey yeah! This is a party play.

The proper party play that I have tasted in a long time was so sweet. To the extent that I wish this moment could continue.

‘No.’

No matter how enjoyable it is, you need to know when it’s over.

Otherwise, you will become addicted.

I swung my sword at the weary wolf.

[Kill the wolf]

The wolf’s neck was split.

The body that had lost the head fell to the ground, and the head fell to the floor and bounced.

When the wolf boss fell, the party members relaxed and sighed.

“I heard that the dungeon boss is strong, but it must be this hard. If that’s the case, Suzy doesn’t fit…”

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Graveliya, who was sitting on the floor, grumbled.

“Are you saying that after seeing this?”

I said, tapping the large treasure chest at the end of the boss room. When the three adventurers approached, I opened the treasure chest.

The treasure chest contained rewards for clearing the 5th to 10th floors.

Lighting Sword.

Ring of Wind.

Storm Shield.

Lightning Earrings.

About 10000 gold wealth.

and so on.

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Graveliya and Kyle, as well as Guruda, opened their eyes wide.

Soon a smile bloomed on their lips.

I understand their feelings.

The more reward you get after hard work, the sweeter it is.

After discussing the distribution of loot, it was decided who would get what.

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Graveliya is the Lightning Earring.

Kyle is the shield of the storm.

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Gurah is a Lightning sword.

I have the Windfortune Ring.

Originally, I thought I’d take a Lighting Sword,

-Warrior. like a ring. don’t get stuck Shame on your ancestors!

I have decided to yield to Guruda’s stubborn attitude. Because it seemed strange to wear a ring on such a size. It is doubtful that the ring will even fit into the finger in the first place.

After dispensing like that, we took a break in front of the bonfire.

Maybe it was because we got the loot, and the atmosphere at the party was much more relaxed than before.

“Me. I have a wife. I have a son.”

“Is your wife pretty?”

“Be good. She listens to me well and teaches my son well. She is a good mother.”

“You don’t even say that she’s pretty even with empty words. But if you’re a barbarian, you’re from the Principality of Polycia. Why does a guy with a family come to another country and do this?”

“My son. an excellent warrior. He must become a better warrior. It takes a lot of money.”

Uh? What was it, Goose Daddy?

I thought he was just a stone-headed barbarian…

Suddenly, I started to feel nauseous.

“Do you want to see your family or not?”

“Miss you. Wife too. Son too. A lot of. I wonder if I’ll get along well.”

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Guruda’s eyes looking at the bonfire were wet with rain.

Instead of offering consolation, I patted him on the back.

While I was doing it, Graveliya, who had been quietly listening to our conversation, opened her mouth.

“I’ve been wondering for a while, Are you a nobleman?”

It was a random question.

Why is the nobleman suddenly appearing?

“I used to be terribly handsome. Still, I am not a noble.”

“No… I didn’t ask for the face, that’s it. That gorgeous pommel. You must have seen it somewhere.”

I looked at my pommel.

It is a silver-colored pommel engraved with an eagle soaring.

“This is from the floor.”

Not on the street, but on the floor of the arena.

Who is that?

It must have been some kind of blue rose, but the knife he used was rolling on the floor. The decoration on the tip of the sword seemed to be quite a special material, so I just picked it up at a glance.

“By the way, is this the pattern of a noble family?”

“I’m not sure, but I think I saw it somewhere. It must have been in the Kingdom of Alitia…”

Saying that, Graveliya blurted the end of her words, not sure if he was even sure.

“It’s okay. You can find out later and return it if it belonged to a noble family. Stop talking nonsense and go to sleep. Tomorrow will be harder than today.”

* * *

Of course, the difficulty increases as you go down the dungeon.

On the 5th to 10th floors, even an S-class party that easily hunted enemies was downstairs.

On the 10th to 15th floors, it is said that there is no choice but to suffer.

“Die, you bastard!”

The spear that Graveliya pierced through the Kobold’s face.

Kobold.

A dog-like monster that walks on two legs, it has characteristics its bent back like a hunchback.

The level of these guys is around 20-25, so if you are an S-class with an average level in their 30s, they can easily catch monsters…

– Knock, Kung Kk K K K K K!

– Kung Kung!

– Kung K K K K K K K K K K K K!

“Noisy motherfuckers!!”

There were too many numbers.

At first, two or three kobolds began to appear everywhere as they barked.

As it continued, we ended up being chased by dozens of kobolds like this.

Shhh.

A crossbow shot by a kobold passed Graveliya’s cheek.

“Hey! Hey Kyle! Can’t stop properly!? Wanna be a widower?!”

“…!”

“Shut up! Don’t reply, just block it properly! Are the shields you received as loot decorations? You have to carry one shield in each hand!”

“…!!!”

“Don’t make the face that you’ve realized, just listen quickly!”

“Hunting. many. warrior’s blood. Seeking!”

“The seething horn. Hey you savage bastard!! Just run away alone like before. Really kills me! Oh really, why am I doing this? The order is Cloud, you’ll do it… What are you laughing? Is the situation funny now?!”

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Graveliya looked at my face and frowned and cursed.

It seems that he is just failing to manage his facial expressions.

But what about having fun?

‘How long have you been kicked out like this?’

The most memorable is being chased by the extermination unit directly under the 3rd Corps commander. After running around for a whole week in Elia Great Forest, we barely managed to get rid of them, maybe?

“Hey, fuck you! Don’t laugh and tell me what to do now! You said you would be the leader!”

“Let’s go all the way to the boss room.”

“…Did I hear wrong now? Can you tell me again?”

“Let’s go to the boss room like this.”

“Huh… heh heh… heh heh heh heh…!”

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Graveliya smiled in surprise, then pointed a finger at the kobolds that were chasing us.

“To the boss room? with those bastards? Why are you making it so difficult for everyone to search together?”

“Don’t die. Trust me and follow me.”

“What dog-”

“It was blocked. Gurah, pierce the Graveliya!”

“Start!”

“kill!!”

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Graveliya and Gurah broke through the kobolds that stood in their way. It was a form of delicately finishing Graveliya when Gurah roughly slashed it with an axe.

While they pierced like that, I deflected the crossbow arrows Kyle couldn’t stop with my sword.

Each of us was faithful to our role and, thanks to the hours of running, we were able to get right in front of the boss room on the 15th floor.

From the 11th to the 15th floor in just a few hours!

This is a very wonderful record.

“I know it’s hard, but just a little bit more. See that big stone gate over there? If you open it and lock it, the kobolds won’t get in.”

No answer was heard.

Maybe it was because they were too tired to even answer.

We arrived in front of the boss room and opened the stone door and went inside.

“What? Don’t you have a lock? Hey Cloud! What happened. Are you sleeping?!”

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Graveliya, who had closed the stone door and was about to lock it, was perplexed.

“Oh, what? It’s ok i’m already asleep. They are supposed to be locked the moment an intruder enters.”

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Graveliya pushed the stone gate with a strange expression on her face.

But the gate didn’t budge.

“What? Are we imprisoned?”

“To be precise, we wasn’t locked up.”

thud!

The 15th floor boss room is in the form of a round corridor.

A heavy sound was heard from inside the corridor. A large figure began to appear through the darkness beyond the reach of the torch’s light, and then it appeared.

– Crer…

What appeared was a strange kobold.

It is about 3 m tall and has muscles that fit him. In its four arms, they were carrying weapons such as blunts, axes, and swords.

Just by looking at it, it seems to be stronger than the normal kobolds.

This is the boss on the 15th floor, King Kobold.

Maybe it’s because he has four arms, and in the game, he was a boss with twice the number of actions.

The damage was great too, so it wasn’t a bad thing at all.

But this isn’t a game.

‘Would you mind sticking with one person per arm?’

With that thought in mind, I looked back at the party members.

They had been chased for hours by the kobolds, and their form was a mess.

They had wounds all over theie body, and blood was dripping from the wounds. Most of all, it wasn’t that everyone was exhausted or the sound of breathing was harsh.

‘…I think it would be unreasonable to raid.’

That’s fun. unfortunately it was I gasped and said to the three.

“You guys are resting now. I will take care of this.”

He swung his sword and walked towards the King Coblet.

* * *

“…Just ask one thing.”

It was when kobold meat was being grilled over a bonfire. Graveliya said.

“You have finally decided to open your mouth. I’ve been feeling lonely because it’s been quiet ever since.”

“You, if you had that level of skill, why did you stay still when you were chased by kobolds?”

“I didn’t stand still… but I know what you’re trying to say. The reason is simple. I fear you will die.”

“What?”

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Graveliya narrowed her brow as if she didn’t understand.

“I said fear that you will die. No matter how strong you’re, it’s the one sword I hold. And there were too many kobolds to count. Is there any guarantee you won’t die while I hunt them?”

“…No.”

“Yeah, that’s it. So don’t ask anything strange and eat meat. You must have spent a lot of energy running around.”

I handed the meat skewers to Graveliya. These are delicious skewers that have just been cooked and the juices are dripping down.

She accepted it and asked one more thing without eating.

“I’m just asking, do you have any intention of leaving here after finished?”

“No.”

Replied sternly.

If I was going to quit here, I wouldn’t have come in the first place. Because it’s just a chance. There is a lot of potential for this party. There was no reason to quit.

“Yeah… I see.”

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Graveliya nodded. She then put the meat skewers I had been given back to the bonfire.

“Is it ripe?”

“I will eat in a little while. I still have some energy left to spend.”

“Are you left?”

“I’m going to have s*x with Kyle.”

“…?”

I beg your pardon?

Did I hear it wrong?

“s*x in the dungeon…? No, I understand that you are a married couple… Anyway, isn’t that a little bit?”

“How are you? It’s safe here. And if I don’t even have s*x, I don’t think this fucking stress will go away.”

“Are you going to do it in the corridor? Do you have Guura with me?”

“Of course you two should go.”

“…Do you know that there are kobolds out there?”

“Well, how are you? you are old Or would you like to do it all together? I’m fine.”

No shit

“What crazy…”

“Yeah, you’re done. savage. how about you? will you?”

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Graveliya put her hand on her chubby chest and made a s*x appeal.

I frowned.

“Hey, no matter what, the Gurah family…”

“Would.”

“Is this crazy bastard?”

She looked at Guura with a puzzled expression. She confidently looked into his eyes.

“Do you? really?”

“To make things go smoothly. rest. need.”

“It’s true that you need a break… your family? you have a family. Do you think that if you did it with her, that sweet family would crumble?”

“The opposite is true. It has to be done to keep the family together.”

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Gurah said without a single stutter with a very serious face.

To create a harmonious family?

What kind of bullshit is this…

“…Hey, isn’t it because your wife is good-looking? Every time I see it, I get sick of the wind, so sometimes I untie it like this… isn’t it? I believe not.”

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Gura avoided my gaze.

Hey, why are you avoiding me?

look straight into my eyes

“…I don’t know anymore. Do what you guys do.”

He sighed and stood up from his seat.

I stuttered and walked out of the corridor. Before closing the stone gate, Graveliya heard a cry.

“Don’t come in before I say I’m done! Don’t even peek!”

I closed the door without answering. I leaned my back against the stone door and sat down on the floor as if sliding.

“Orgy… Orgy in the dungeon…”

This is an insult to the dungeon!