Infinity and Magic

*Ano's POV*

'It seems someone's late to the party.'

I then stood on the needle-thin top of the tree which thankfully wasn't breaking.

"Oh, it's a free for all I guess." I smiled and then took a step forward and landed straight at the ground with dust flying off startling Harriet and Hermione who had been asleep.

"Tsk, tsk youngsters these days. Can't even meditate without dozing off. In my time I used to go to school on a house-sized Bear, drinking Vodka and fighting off Rogue samurai. " I said with wisdom and helped them stand up.

" Were you up there?" Harriet asked

I nodded

" The whole time? " Hermione continued.

"Yup. Now let's go." I said and hurried off.

*15 minutes later*

As we reached Hagrid's Hut I could see Draco standing in a patch of grass kicking pebbles.

'Hmm in the night it is then.' I thought and noticed Ron on the other end staring at a tree as if waiting for it to turn into a fairy or something.

"Heyo! What's going on bitches!" I heard someone speak and immediately I had my knife ready.

"Well, well, well we meet again. My ancient enemy. Prank channels. Now where the fuck are you, I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty you know." I said with a maniac grin behind my mask.

"Uh, sorry but I tapped on the wrong video." Harriet apologized and by the time she looked up my knife had disappeared,  Draco was looking at me weirdly but a quick raise of my eyebrow promised quite the pain. Ron seemed like a blank slate.

"No worries," I said with a smile even though the knife was being slowly being moved from my wrists to my elbow.

"So what are we gonna do for the rest of the day?" Draco asked and before Hermione could recommend the library my ears perked up.

*Smack*

"Didn't expect this batshit crazy castle to even have a vampire." A voice came from the forest as a boy the same age as us started to appear from between the trees.

"Woah! Real Kinky shit you know. These are for Real late night activities. High-quality leather straps as well. I've found a fellow brother of the degenerate sect!" I said with a joyous voice even though I was holding the front of the whip the guy had used to attack us in my right hand.

If I had focused behind me I would've seen Hermione blushing.

"Hey, that's my family Heirloom!!" The guy in a leather jacket holding the whip shouted. He had Raven Black hair, black eyes, a sharp nose with an aggrieved face. There was also a scar on his right eyebrow which was furrowed tight now in anger and embarrassment.

"I didn't know that Shitty R Us opened an R rated toy branch. Real fine craftsmanship but you're still an amateur if you forgot to even assign a safe word. Tsk, tsk." I said while shaking my head in disapproval, completely ignoring the fuming Belmont in front of me.

"Didn't expect the vampire here this early. Though do tell me why aren't you burning into smoked ash in this beautiful sunlight of ours. Perhaps even a slight itchiness here and there." The Belmont asked with a hint of what appeared to be curiosity in his voice.

"Because I'm not a Vampire," I said coolly but my smile almost split my face as I watched the dread set in on the Belmont's face.

'Still an amateur.' I thought as I noticed he wasn't as intelligent about things as I thought.

" Dad's gonna whoop my ass." The Belmont said with a shaky voice as he noticed I wasn't having any problems in sunlight.

" A very close relationship indeed. I assume you're Trevor Belmont's son." I said and the Belmont nodded. Completely ignoring the snarky remark.

" Yup. Name's Simon Belmont. Son of Trevor Belmont and Sypha Belnades. The first of my name and all that good stuff." Simon Belmont replied. Dressed in a black leather jacket and Blue jeans with a silver cross necklace.

" Name's Anos V. Snape. The best on the continent." I replied as I let go of his whip.

" Wait are you related to that other blindfold bastard? This place is really weird." Simon said though I felt a little burst of cursed energy from him.

" Well are we here to study or to socialize. I do believe that it's time that we looked at the school's extensive library collection..." Hermione began her speech on libraries.

"She's talking about studying on the first day?" Simon said surprised.

"Wierd right?" I replied from his right with a low voice.

"Super weird. Now how to find that castle." Simon said and started looking around.

"Right there." I tapped Simon on the shoulder and pointed to the only castle in the vicinity.

"Oh right! Now let's go." Simon said with a skip in his step.

"Wait you don't have any luggage on you?" Harriet asked as the others walked behind us trying to catch up.

"Light on your feet and heavy in your punches," Simon replied casually though his mud-covered pants told a different story.

"Whatever I'm not sharing my undies." Draco made his stance clear.

"Whatever I don't ne.."

"Oh, how pitiful. It seems we'll have to share everything. But I don't allow Kinky things in my bed. I'm still a young maiden at heart you know." I said chirpily. The irritated Simon didn't blush but instead gave a small smile.

"Unless you wanna steal the girl's underwear." And there was the Tomato-faced Belmont.

*15 Minutes later*

Now that the whole castle had woken up it was indeed very weird to be walking next to 4 normal kids for me and Simon.

I mean who wears the school uniform?

"You know everyone's staring at us right?"  Draco said in a whisper though all of us heard him clearly.

" Oh shoot it must be the spinach stuck in my teeth. Should've chewed slowly. Well, what can I do but bask in this limelight, oh such a cruel world. " I exaggerated as everyone chuckled.

" You know I never heard that there would be a Progenitor here let alone of the same age as me," Simon said as we started to move through the winding corridors towards the staff room.

" The surprise is mutual. " I said with hands behind my head as we finally found the staff room.

Unexpected to any of us though, Simon straight up kicked the wooden door open off its hinges.

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