In Konoha, here are the top ten tragedies in the ninja world

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Konoha Village

Ichiraku Ramen Shop

Before the Chunin Exam.

A yellow-haired boy strode into the store.

"Uncle Yile, here, this is the money I saved for a month. I want to eat my favorite"

"Um, little Naruto, it's the big-flavored barbecued pork, right?"

A middle-aged man wearing a white chef's uniform and a white hat asked with a smile.

"That's right, uncle, hurry up, I haven't tasted your ramen for a long time. I like Ichiraku ramen the most, and I like you the most, too."

Naruto nodded repeatedly.

""Okay, wait a moment, little Naruto, I'll make it for you right away."

The middle-aged man picked up a piece of dough with both hands and swung it vigorously.

In less than a minute, the dough turned into dozens of thin and long noodles in his hands. Then the man grabbed both ends of the noodles with his hands, gently pulled and loosened them, and the noodles fell into the boiling soup pot.

After a while, a bowl of fragrant ramen was ready.

The man, who Naruto called uncle, added some beef and barbecued pork to the bowl, sprinkled some chives, and brought it to Naruto.

""Wow, it smells so good, it's worthy of the uncle's cooking."

Smelling this fragrance, how could little Naruto resist, not caring about the heat, he ate it up in big mouthfuls, but in a few moments, little Naruto finished it.

"It's so delicious. Ichiraku Ramen is never enough. I want to lick every drop of the soup."

Naruto didn't care about his image at all and licked the soup with a look of enjoyment.

"Little Naruto, haha, give me the bowl and I'll serve you some soup. It's rare that you like my ramen so much!"

"Really, uncle, you are the best to me. In this village, only you and the third generation grandfather are the best to me, woo woo!"

Naruto's voice was a little choked, and finally he couldn't help but cry.

Damn the third generation, you are not a human being, and you have been made so miserable by Naruto. You are the son of the Hokage, but you can't even get enough food to eat, and you have to drink expired milk. You are worthy of it.

The beastly third generation Hokage, is this how you take care of your grandson?

Zhang Wei couldn't help but complain in his heart. He was a time traveler.

He had just graduated from college and became a social animal. Somehow, he woke up and traveled to the world of Naruto and became the heir of Ichiraku Ramen.

Unlike the original work, he, the owner of Ichiraku Ramen, is a lonely man. He doesn't have a beautiful daughter named Acorus, and he doesn't have two apprentices.

His name is not Shouda, but Zhang Wei, just like in his previous life.

"Poor kid, I'll make you some more ramen, the dough is not worth much anyway. When you come to my place to eat ramen in the future, you can have unlimited noodles and soup until you are full.

But this is what I have agreed with you, you are not allowed to tell others, this is a special treatment I give you alone.

But I have to tell you in advance, you can't add barbecued pork, otherwise with your appetite, you will eat up all the uncle's food."

Looking at the sensible little Naruto, Zhang Wei couldn't help but feel distressed and blurted out

"I, I oh, I must be dreaming."

Naruto slapped his head hard.

Oh, it hurts, haha it's true!

For Naruto, eating Ichiraku ramen is like letting him go to heaven.

It's just a bowl of ramen, and it's not worth much, what's the big deal?

Zhang Wei looked at Naruto who was laughing foolishly and shook his head.

This is the only thing he can do for the prince.

After all, he is just an ordinary person, and he doesn't know ninjutsu. In this dangerous ninja world, he might be sent away by some middle school student with a large-scale Shinra Tensei one day.

In the final analysis, the most miserable one is an ordinary person like himself.

And the prince, no, Naruto-kun, he had a hard time when he was a child, But he is still a cheater after all!

The reincarnation of Ashura, the guardian of the Nine-Tails, and the cheater of Grandpa Six Paths.

After this Chunin Exam, that old thing Sarutobi Hiruzen will have to burp, tut tut, he deserves it.

What's so great about you, the Third Hokage, who are you, Danzo, even the tiger-skin masked man who is causing trouble now.

Compared with my prince and second pillar, you are just trash. In the future, I can kill you with one hand, no, I can kill you with just one look.

In the final analysis, you celebrities in the ninja world are just like me, who can't even beat two Konoha Genin.

Zhang Wei has some resentment towards those powerful lunatics in the Naruto world

These lunatics would take advantage of others and kill innocent people at every turn, and these guys didn't feel the slightest bit of guilt after they harmed people.

For so many years, he didn't dare to leave Konoha Village. The outside world was too scary. There were ghosts, cultists, self-destructive middle school patients, and a shameless snake who liked to do human experiments...

Go out? You won't even know how you died.

Alas!

Zhang Wei sighed. He also wanted to be high-spirited and conquer the mountains and rivers of the ninja world, but his strength didn't allow it.

In this life, he also wanted to practice ninjutsu, but he didn't have any talent for ninjutsu. The ninja school didn't want someone like him at all, and didn't want to spend energy to train him.

He is not Xiao Li, and there is no teacher Kai who is willing to train him. The key is that he doesn't have the strong physique of Xiao Li and Kai. He has also tried training, running around Konoha to exercise his physique.

As a result, he had back pain the next day, and he lay in bed for a whole day before recovering.

"Uncle Ichiraku, thank you. I'm going to train first. Sasuke and Sakura are waiting for me. Goodbye, uncle!"

Naruto, who had woken up, waved goodbye to Zhang Wei, interrupting Zhang Wei's thoughts.

"goodbye!"

"Goodbye."

Never mind, he should be content. If he doesn't go out and have fun, he will live a life of mediocrity until he dies, and he won't get involved in anything.

His Ichiraku Ramen will become more and more popular. Even if he can't be a ninja, he will be the ramen king of Konoha.

The only pity is that I didn't get married earlier in this life and have a daughter to inherit my ramen business.

And in another five or six years, when the Fourth Ninja World War is over, the world will probably be peaceful. Fighting and killing are tricks of those children, boring!

Thinking of this, Zhang Wei was relieved. No matter what the current situation is, as long as he lives long, his life will get better and better.

In the original work, unlike those short-lived ghosts, he, the manager of Ichiraku Ramen, lived to the end, and Boruto and Himawari both ate his ramen.

A smile appeared on his face, and he was ready to work hard and take in some apprentices in the future.

A mechanical voice suddenly rang in his mind.

"Ding! Energy points have been stored... The inventory system is being activated..."