I'm Not Really a Gold Saint

Ding Li:...(??へ??╬)

"Suck? Suck your sister..."

Looking at the smelly buttocks, the corners of Ding Li's mouth twitched, and the veins on his forehead popped out.

I saw his clothes bulging, countless pieces of clothes burst open, and his muscles exploded, revealing his incomparably strong muscles.

The brat dares to tease Lao Tzu?

Find shit!

###Chapter 59 The strongest wrench debut###

Brat!

The ass is so stinky, you actually asked to suck it for you?

"Senior Brother Ding, Ding Li, Brother Ding...don't be angry, I was just joking!"

Looking at the bulging muscles of the other party's body, and the two beating pectoralis major muscles on the chest, the expensive ghost's eyelids are beating, and the little heart can't bear it.

He felt the overwhelming killing intent, and immediately broke out in cold sweat, his big buttocks trembled, as if the other party could pinch him to death with these two pectoralis major muscles.

He suddenly remembered that Ding Li, the seemingly peaceful and handsome cemetery keeper, was out of his mind. He was very outrageous in his daily activities, advocating muscles, and even threw away the Pegasus Cloth in front of the Pope.

Now it seems that there is indeed something wrong with this person's head, if he had known earlier, he would not have messed with this person.

Well... what a big pectoral muscle!

Facing the enraged tomb guard, Gui Gui instinctively turned around and ran away.

As a result, Ding Li raised his leg and kicked the boy's ass with a fast-sounding invisible kick.

"Ouch!"

The noble ghost screamed, and the whole person burst out of the door like a human cannonball.

Ding Li still had a cold face.

Damn!

Even if I, Ding Li, are good-natured, personable, handsome, and gentle, I can't encourage this trend. I must tell the other party that I am a man with limits.

You want me to stick a poisonous ass on my face, looking for shit!

But...just now another piece of clothing was torn, and the pants are almost torn, and I feel that the funds are insufficient.

I knew I would only wear a cloak and shorts to pick up customers.

Just as he was about to let the noble ghost suffer a little more, so that the brat would have a better memory, a shrill female voice came from outside the door.

"You little bastard, how dare you peek under my skirt!"

"Ok?"

When Ding Li walked out the door, he saw the noble ghost with his snow-white butt facing the sky, throwing himself face-up in the Orz posture outside the door, and his cheek was stepped on by a very pointed high-heeled shoe.

"So beautiful, so beautiful sister, so beautiful..."

The noble ghost continued to maintain the posture with his back turned to the sky, rolled his eyelids and looked up at the pair of long legs, and the skirt fluttering.

His expression was wretched, as if he had seen the beautiful scenery, he even let out a sigh, forgetting the pain, and started to smile again.

Ding Li looked at the person coming.

I saw the beautiful woman in front of me, with a fluttering rose dress, a charming appearance, long light blue hair fluttering, long and slender legs, and the heel of the red high-heeled shoes was at least ten centimeters.

Hey!

Abramovich's women's clothing is becoming more and more lethal.

Not bad!

This beautiful woman is Aphrodite, the golden saint of Pisces.

The other party's eye-catching rose red dress was fluttering in the wind, with two long snow-white legs protruding from the hem of the skirt, which made people look sideways.

That coquettish and beautiful face is alluring, and her curves are even more alluring. The chest that should be flat is extremely majestic and magnificent, and she is like an unparalleled beauty.

It is estimated that no one will believe that this is a man who is hundreds of times more beautiful than women. In terms of appearance and charming temperament, more than 99.9% of women will be dumped ten blocks.

If this person was placed in the previous life, he would definitely be the king of the women's clothing tycoon world. No matter how straight you are, you may be turned around.

The straight man of steel was instantly bent when he saw the other party.

The strongest wrench in history is none other than him.

Fortunately, I know the details.

Temporarily immune to wrenches!

By the way, why is this man so imposing and chesty? What is he doing?

"Abu, why did you come to see me?"

Ding Li asked: "Come to eat and drink again?"

Abrodi swallowed: "Is there anything delicious today?"

Ding Li smiled: "Eating fish today, I just caught a big fish, shall we eat fish together?"

"roll!"

Aphrodite rolled her eyes that were so beautiful and bubbling: "Don't you know that I am a Pisces? How dare you tell me to eat fish?"

"Then what are you doing here so early in the morning?"

Ding Li couldn't help asking the other party: "I see that your face is a little pale."

"Your vision is so accurate... Last night I felt unwell, I squatted in the pit all night, and finally bled... I thought my aunt was here!"

Aphrodite's cheeks were slightly pale, his face was not good, and his voice was a little weak, probably because he squatted until his legs became weak.

But, what the hell is this big aunt?

You are still a male in essence, and there is no Sunflower Book in this world, so it is impossible for my aunt to come to see you.

There is only one possibility.

"Hey, tell me the truth, did you eat something you shouldn't eat?"

Ding Li saw the clue.

"Oh, I didn't eat anything. It's the hot pot base you gave me last time. You know that I like spicy food. I like to chew when I have nothing to do."

Aphrodite swallowed: "That taste really stimulates the appetite."

powerful!

Ding Li simply gave the opponent a thumbs up.

My own special hot pot base is made with devil pepper, which is an enhanced version of Chongqing super spicy.

When I first saw that Aphrodite liked spicy food, I knew that this person had a strong taste, so I simply gave him a kilogram.

Originally, he wanted the other party to eat hot pot, but who would have expected that this person would eat the hot pot bottom directly.

Dude, even if you are a golden saint, if you dare to hold and gnaw on the Chongqing hot pot bottom material of the Jukai level, it will be strange if it doesn’t bleed.

By the way, can golden saints also develop hemorrhoids?

"Miss, you are so beautiful!"

"Dare to ask Miss Sister's name?... My name is Gui Gui, Mr. Mu's disciple, everyone in the sanctuary knows it, everyone knows it."

"Miss, I'm very rich in Camille, and besides, I can repair holy clothes to make money, and most importantly, I'm still single now."

The noble ghost was full of smiles, looking at the glamorous and unparalleled Abrodi who was so strong and proud, two lines of nosebleeds almost flowed down.

He seemed to be deaf to the old cow's voice, and couldn't help wiping his saliva, as if a child was hungry after seeing a wet nurse.

Ding Li was speechless. ￣□￣｜｜

This brat has not developed yet, why is his mind so mature?

Aesthetics are about the same as adults.

It is estimated that this little guy is still a small color embryo.

Bang!

The expensive ghost answered with a big foot wearing high heels.

This big foot kicked Gui Gui's face fiercely, causing his fat face to vibrate and deform, and his chubby body was kicked flying again.

Boom!

Seeing that the noble ghost was inlaid on a boulder opposite, and then slowly slipped and fell to the ground, he passed out completely, not to mention the nosebleeds, and there was a red high-heeled footprint on his face.

Even so, the noble ghost was still fine, but passed out temporarily.

Lustful people have stronger vitality, and the same goes for brats.

Aphrodite's face became more and more gloomy, and she took out a white rose from her bosom expressionlessly, and the fierceness around her was constantly spreading to the surroundings, full of oppression.

"Tsk tsk tsk, something is wrong, Abu is really angry?"

Ding Li narrowed his eyes.

Wait a minute, how did Abu's murderous intent come to him?

###Chapter 60 Foodie and Hypnosis###

Don't look at Abrodi, who developed his women's clothing skills by himself, likes to wear a women's clothing to wander around the cemetery, and also likes to pretend to be a woman with an old cow's voice, but he is a full-fledged man, very manly, and has a tough personality.

After this period of contact, Ding Li got to know each other better.

Abu usually has a low-key and direct style, is brave and good at fighting, and is an excellent fighter who orders and prohibits. Compared with reasoning, he is more accustomed to using fighting to implement his strength.

As a golden saint, he only advocates power, and believes that only with power can peace be defended, and power is justice.

So even if you know the identity of the pope, you still choose to be loyal.

Fortunately, this guy has a greedy mouth, and he never pays for a meal, only for delicious food, especially for sweet and spicy food.