I'm not a psychopath!

Tang Chengren shook his robe.

He had known for a long time that Shen Chengxian was unreliable and always had a limit to everything. Previously, because of his perfect body and muscle proportions, he attracted screams from female cultivators.

How good is he after he comes back?

He seems to be possessed by a demon.

In order to supplement protein, he touched all the old hens' nests in the nearby peaks, and he did it every two or three days! At that time, there were rumors:

'I don't know which peak has a flower thief who specializes in picking old hens, or the kind of pregnant and laying hens. Every night, he will sneak into the chicken coop and touch the old hens' buttocks in front of the roosters. His nature is extremely bad! '

To this day, many roosters are still depressed and can't even "crow" in the morning.

He accidentally discovered this matter. In order to prevent the reputation of the Ninth Peak from being ruined, he studied the protein pill, but he didn't want to encourage more unhealthy trends!

"After this incident, I hope he can understand." Tang Chengren sighed.

As for now.

It was his turn to turn the tide.

"Hmm!" Tang Chengren's eyes widened.

A group of staff members were seen falling on the stage, foaming at the mouth.

"Junior Brother Tang, what are you doing?" Li Changsheng saw something was wrong and rushed over to scold him.

"Big Senior Brother."

Tang Chengren assured him, "This is just a small accident, leave it to me!"

Li Changsheng glanced at him, said nothing, waved his hand to dispel the poison gas, and sent the scattered junior brothers back to the backstage.

'It's my turn. '

Tang Chengren's eyes fixed.

He walked to the stage, bowed politely, and then sacrificed the furnace.

The red copper Yin-Yang furnace slowly rose into the air.

This scene made everyone very confused. Fortunately, Tang Chengren quickly explained: "My fellow disciples, elders. Have you ever thought about a question, what is the world we live in?"

"Where do time, space, and dimension come from?"

"People are born to seek knowledge. Seeking immortality, seeking the way, and solving doubts, they are exploring the unknown all their lives. I am not talented, but I have a bold guess recently."

"This whole world, the sky, everything in this world, all originated from an explosion!"

Tang Chengren controlled the alchemy furnace, and the furnace began to rotate faster and faster, and the internal pressure was getting greater and greater.

There were some fellow disciples who studied mathematics off the field, who were very interested in his theory, but most of them were not interested, just wanted to see the explosion furnace.

What kind of tricks can it explode?

But Tang Chengren smiled slightly. Fortunately, the junior brother was resourceful and had expected this scene long ago, and showed him a piece of memory.

The junior brother said it was called fireworks.

Those scenes were the most beautiful explosions that Tang Chengren had ever seen in his life. Although his junior brother didn't know how to make them, he was sure to replicate them!

As long as he added the seven-color potion he carefully prepared, he would be able to create the most gorgeous fireworks.

"The wind rises when the Xun moves."

Tang Chengren cast a spell and summoned two dark clouds to dim the light. He wanted to be perfect.

"Look, everyone, this is an explosion!"

"This is art."

The energy accumulated in the furnace became more and more terrifying. Finally, a crack appeared on the surface of the red copper Yin-Yang furnace, and there seemed to be a collision between Yin and Yang inside.

"Boom!"

"Not good."

An elder peak master realized that the energy was too strong and might affect the disciples below. They hurriedly flew out and wanted to stop it, but the explosion came faster.

A loud sound spread through the sky and the earth.

The fire only flashed by, but the smoke enveloped the entire venue. Well, colorful smoke.

Qingsu frowned at this scene.

Failed again?

She waved her jade hand, and the world became clear again.

I saw several elders still standing in the air, and even two peak masters, their hair was blown up in various colors, and the style was very special.

Of course, the disciples below were not much better, that is, Jiang Qing and Qin Xiaosui were far away from the venue below, and Qingsu was protecting them behind them.

He looked around.

There were a lot of broom heads and chicken coop heads in the sect, as well as colorful side bangs and colorful braids.

Three words emerged in Jiang Qing's mind.

Kill! Ma! Te!!

‘It seems that this potion can’t be washed off. ’ He has already imagined the scene. In the future, when the sect goes out for training, a group of colorful...

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Dynasty, Dajing.

In the Sitianjian.

"——Report!"

"Report to the head of the department, the 32nd line of the cabinet reported that a 3.2-level shock wave was detected in the Ziyun Sect in the central part of Shengzhou."

Qin Jianguo put down the file in his hand calmly and looked at the person who came to report. If it was just such a small matter, he would never be alarmed.

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"You tell me!"

"This, this, I really don't know how to describe it." He handed over a bronze mirror, "Please look at it, sir."

"What is it?"

Qin Jianguo took it and looked at it and was stunned. He was stunned for a long time and asked:

"What are these colorful things?"

"Reporting to the sir, they should be the disciples and elders of the Ziyun Sect. It is difficult to calibrate their identities. At present, two peak masters, more than ten elders, and thousands of disciples have been confirmed."

Click.

The bronze mirror slipped from his hand.

Xiao Sui seemed to be in this Ziyun Sect.

He really couldn't imagine what kind of sect this was, and he couldn't accept his precious daughter, with a colorful chicken coop on her head and calling her Lao Deng all the time.

Xiao Sui wrote to him a few days ago, and his tone was quite normal, so he should still be saved!

"Quick, call Zhan'er to me." Qin Jianguo stood up and paced back and forth, muttering to himself: "I have to ask him to go to Ziyun Sect in person in the near future. In addition to sending the amulet, he also needs to inspect it carefully."

"Brother, your fur color"

At this moment, countless disciples and elders looked at each other at the venue.

"Your fur color is not as good-looking as mine! Don't say, it's quite fashionable!"

"Hehe, actually mine is not bad."

"Wow, that senior brother's trumpet head is so beautiful! I want it too, Senior Brother Tang, can you help me blow it up like that?"

Someone shouted.

Jiang Qing's heart skipped a beat, as if something strange was triggered. Thinking back to the time when this evil wind swept through the streets and alleys of the previous life.

I didn't expect this world of immortal cultivation.

"Xiao Sui!"

Jiang Qing quickly grabbed Qin Xiao Sui's arms and shook them, "Xiao Sui, you promised me, no! You swear, you will never get involved in this kind of atmosphere."

Qin Xiao Sui was dizzy.

He promised again and again.

After a commotion, the following programs were carried out steadily, but everyone was not interested, they were more focused on the food on the plate.

There are such delicious things in the world!

Jiang Qing looked at this scene, and a sense of pride arose spontaneously. It's not for nothing that it's called a country of gourmet food.

"Junior brother, can you go up?"

Hearing this, Jiang Qing nodded to Li Changsheng, and there was another finale dish.

A hot pot for a thousand people! !

This pot is huge, with red oil boiling in the pot. Li Changsheng placed it steadily in the center of the venue. The sesame aroma of the hot pot immediately came to his nose. In order to stir-fry this pot of ingredients, he emptied Brother Tang's pharmacy.

"We can start eating next."

Plop--Plop--

The sound of water entering the water came one after another.

"Such a strong smell of medicinal herbs."

"The Ninth Peak is well organized. There is a medicinal bath after dinner. The fire is a little strong, but it's okay!"

"This medicinal bath smells amazing!"

The male disciples jumped in one after another, and they all looked like they were taking a hot spring bath, but there were also those with low cultivation and poor physical fitness who screamed from the heat as soon as they jumped in.

As a result, they had to be teased by their senior brothers, asking if there was something wrong with them?

This made the female cultivators anxious, because it looked really comfortable, but in public, men and women couldn't be together. It would ruin the family tradition.

"Junior sister, let's go over there."

"The designer of this pot must be a great senior, and it secretly combines the Yin and Yang."

"Let's go take a bath in the clear soup pot."

You must be kidding.

Jiang Qing was dumbfounded. He quickly pulled Qing Su and Qin Xiaosui. This really couldn't be taken.

"It's bad, big brother, stop!"

"Hiss."

Jiang Qing sucked in a breath of cold air. What should I do?

Who knew that these people would jump in before I could even open my mouth? This world of immortal cultivation is too unruly.