I'm not a psychopath!

Chapter 18: Having fun



"Moo~"

"Moo, moo, moo, moo"

A dozen cows and horses were on all fours, trotting through the forest.

"Junior brother!"

Luo Hua approached Jiang Qingdao.

"Do we even have to learn how to scream?"

Jiang Qing glanced at the progress bar.

[Current progress: 60%]

They used branches as horns, carved the wood into long horse masks and wore them on their faces, and collected weeds and tied them up to make horse tails.

For the sake of authenticity, he even thought about plucking all the hair off the calf and horse and sticking it on his clothes. But when he saw him doing this, other disciples came to pull it out too.

They also discussed whether to peel off the cow and horse skin and put it on the body, which would definitely make it more realistic.

The calves and horses were so frightened that they screamed repeatedly.

In terms of camouflage, he had done everything he could to disguise himself and looked like a cow or horse.

But the progress bar is still far from enough.

So he decided to start with his attitude.

"Moo~"

[Current progress: 70%]

‘It really works! ’

Jiang Qing was secretly happy.

"Senior Brother Luo, you don't know something. The most important thing about disguise is not appearance.

Even if the appearance is 99% similar, if the expression does not match the disguised image, it will be easy for others to spot the flaw at a glance.

And what are we doing now?

Run for your life, life or death is at stake!

How can I care about so much? I must try my best to imitate the expressions of cows and horses.

Let me tell you all, according to my calculations along the way, our sect's Ziyun Flying Boat is parked within the Daqing Mountains.

As long as you can enter the flying boat.

It will be safe if we open the protective cover of the airship. Even if the protective cover is breached, we can still hide in the cabin.

According to my observation, these monsters are actually still in physical form, and we can rely on the narrow cabin entrance for defense.

After that, just wait for the sect to come for help. "

Everyone was shocked after hearing this.

yes!

Forgot about Feizhou! !

No wonder he was so confident that he dared to lead everyone back.

Luo Hua said excitedly "Moo~"

There was a sound.

Let the calf and horse walk at the front, and then a group of people follow behind. The camouflage charm works well, and sure enough, no monsters come around.

Although it is slow, it is safer.

Time continued to pass, and the team had covered most of the distance.

So I decided to repair it in place for a while.

Jiang Qing was very depressed looking at the 90% progress bar, which was just short of the last point.

"Ding-Deng-Deng"

There was a sound of rapid footsteps.

"Rest. Take a rest. It's no longer possible." The man walked nearby and stopped. "It seems to be quite safe here. There are no traces of monsters."

His companion sighed.

Then he looked at the stones on the ground in silence.

Too many people have died and many teams have been scattered. How long can they hold on now?

Luo Hua and his party naturally heard the noise, but no one showed up.

What can be done?

So much for spells.

You can't give them your disguise. There is only one outcome for losing your disguise.

die.

Moreover, if you show up like this, people will think that you have some special hobby.

Jiang Qing glanced at Luo Hua. He had told everyone that there were seventeen in total, but in fact there were twenty in total. He also hid three.

‘It’s better to send it secretly. ’

‘Don’t be accused of hiding something. ’

The disciples who were pretending to be cows and horses also looked at the two fellow disciples with complicated thoughts. Deep down in their hearts, each of them might be thinking about their own little thoughts.

‘What to do? ’

Luo Hua discovered,

The disciple pushed aside the grass and walked towards him, as if he was seeing the god of plague.

Isn’t this an exposed position?

What frightened him even more was what happened later. Due to the effectiveness of the camouflage talisman, the other party did not see the identities of the people. He was just surprised to see creatures like cows and horses.

After observing,

He knelt down.

Luo Hua was dumbfounded and couldn't help but said, "You're here to take a dump, right?"

"ah?"

The disciple lifted up his pants and looked around at no one, then he picked out his ears.

"???"

Luo Hua was shocked and almost exposed!

He quickly stopped talking.

But he saw the other party squatting down again.

"Moo moo!!"

Luo Hua cursed.

Unexpectedly, the other party was not happy at first, "Go, go, you little cow and horse, go and eat your grass."

Not far away, Jiang Qing's eyes lit up when he heard this.

He took a bite of grass with determination.

[Ding, mission accomplished]

【Earn rewards.】

'Wow! Brother, are you working so hard? ’ Luo Hua heard the sound of gnawing grass coming from the other side and was shocked on the spot.

What a strong desire to live.

"Moo! Moo! Moo moo!" Luo Hua suddenly shouted, the other party was serious!

He couldn't afford to offend him, so he simply stood up, lifted up his trousers and ran away.

When the others saw this, they also knew that they could not stay here any longer, so they followed suit.

"Ah? This, this, this!"

The man was frightened. He rolled and crawled to find his companion and said, "Quick, run quickly. It's not suitable to stay here for a long time."

"The cows here are all sperm!"

"That cow can speak human language, and likes to spy on human beings. I saw a heifer climbing up a tree and jumping from treetop to treetop."

"Is this true?"

His companions were even more horrified.

This is a monster. It has at least a thousand years of cultivation. Such a group of bull monsters is more terrifying than monsters.

When he was about to escape, a stone was suddenly shot and hit him on the back of the head. The stone was wrapped in paper.

Open it and take a look.

The word "flying boat" was engraved on the stone.

On the back is a coordinate.

"Camouflage Talisman" He suddenly wanted to understand something and found the abandoned hairless calf horse.

"Look, Ziyun Feizhou!"

The disciples were very excited. Under the pressure of death, they performed the oxen and horses so well that there was no need for physical proofs.

A group of people rushed onto the flying boat.

Jiang Qingxuan's heart was finally relieved.

"Everyone, come up quickly."

Now that the crisis has been resolved, the people who are still alive have been through life and death together, and they have quickly become familiar with each other.

It was lively for a while.

Someone said something out of the blue.

"What? Who knows how to open the shield?"

"."

Everyone was silent.

One by one, they turned to look at Jiang Qing.

Fortunately, he was confident and recalled the scene of Luo Shui opening the protective shield in his mind.

Following her example, she entered a series of numbers on the console, and a protective shield instantly enveloped the ship.

"good!!!"

Everyone cheered, and Luo Hua patted Jiang Qing's arm, "Brother, we all owe you our lives."

Jiang Qing didn't say anything, nodded, and walked towards the edge of the flying boat, as if he wanted to jump off the flying boat.

"Brother Ginger!"

"What are you going to do?"

He quickly stopped Jiang Qing.

This movement attracted everyone's attention, and Jiang Qing touched his nose.

He couldn't say that he had a system. He had just obtained the Preparatory Sword Intent and had no chance to use it on the way to escape. Now that he was safe, he was ready to try it nearby.

After pretending to be a cow and a horse all the way, he was very curious at this moment as to what the purpose of this sword was.

Yeah, and you can also get some magic crystals by the way, so you can exchange for some contribution points when you return to the sect.

He thought briefly and said:

"Have fun."

After saying that, he jumped down.

"What?"

After hearing this, a question mark appeared on their heads. Are they even willing to risk their lives?

The disciples looked down at the figure that was gradually being swallowed up by the thick fog and were at a loss.

At this time.

Someone suddenly pushed away the crowd.

He was the disciple who was used by Jiang Qing to scare the monkeys. A blood line on his face had scabbed, but he was lucky enough to survive.

Choking and saying:

"Now that there are swarms of monsters outside, what else is worth going out for?"

This is what everyone is curious about.

"It's a responsibility." The man said loudly: "They are our fellow disciples who are still struggling to survive!"

"Is it him!!" someone exclaimed.

As soon as these words came out.

Everyone's eyes were full of admiration. It could be said that there was a crowd of demons dancing around outside. They rushed out to save people, obviously putting their own lives and deaths at risk.

How courageous this is!

Along the way, those who had resented Jiang Qing couldn't help but feel guilty.

"Sir, you are righteous."

I don’t know who bowed first.

Immediately afterwards, everyone bowed in the direction where Jiang Qing left.


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