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Chapter 200 I wish all the couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters
Chapter 200 I wish all the couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters
[The little monk went down the mountain to Huazhai, the old monk had an explanation
The woman at the bottom of the mountain is a tiger, if you meet it, you must avoid it
Walking through village after village, the little monk thought to himself
Why do tigers look cute even though they don't eat people?
The old monk quietly told his disciples that such a tiger is the most powerful
The little monk ran away in fright: Master, you are so bad!
The tiger has broken into my heart, my heart. 】
Divine Comedy.
What is called Divine Comedy.
In the previous life, many online songs were called Divine Comedies.
However, in fact, Divine Comedy has nothing to do with Internet songs.
There are many reasons why the Divine Comedy is the Divine Comedy, and it is because such songs are too earthy.
This is the case in the previous "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain".
The same is true of "Woman is a Tiger" now.
Mo Bai just created Weibo, and countless fans who got the news immediately paid attention to Mo Bai.
In addition to paying attention, this song "Woman is a Tiger" naturally did not let it go.
Click to listen to it, and people know that another folk song has appeared.
"It's another Divine Comedy, I'm convinced."
"That's the real ballad."
"Women are originally tigers, and they sing well."
"The young monk and the old monk are so interesting."
"Dabai, what do you mean by opening Weibo, this slap in the face is too loud."
"Forward, forward."
"After this song came out, a group of sunspots didn't know what kind of mood they would feel."
"I guess he vomited blood and died."
Needless to say, for such a divine comedy.It's just that once it spread, it captured the ears of countless listeners.
At the same time, crazy forwarding and crazy downloads appeared again.
"How do you feel that folk songs are not niche at all?"
"That's right. Before, I also felt that folk songs were small, but now I feel that folk songs are the most popular."
"Not to mention, the two songs "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain" and "A Woman Is a Tiger" are so good that everyone can sing them."
"That's right, my daughter in kindergarten can sing."
"Damn it, did you teach it?"
"No, it's their kindergarten teacher."
"I'm going, Mo Bai, this is the rhythm of the fire again."
"Can I say that my son's music teacher in elementary school also taught this song?"
"Ah, a woman is a tiger is not only being sung by children, but even primary school students are also singing."
"No, this song is very popular now. Not only children, elementary school students, junior high school students, and high school students all sing it...Of course, there are also some adults like us. Although we don't sing it very much, we usually hum it from time to time. A few words."
What more can I say?
Netizens' feedback clearly proves how popular "A Woman Is a Tiger" should be.
Folk songs once again occupy the attention of countless listeners with their absolute charm.
……
"Wang Bing, I kind of want to quit the Mobai Heizi Army."
"He vomits blood, isn't that Mo Bai really a genius? Another Divine Comedy by him has appeared."
"Pai pat pat, the face was hit again, and it still hurts."
Another wave of slaps in the face, all the friends of Mo Baiheizi's army were about to collapse.
From the time they have been black and white to now, they have not won once.
Every time after being blacked out, within a few days, he was slapped in the face by Mo Bai and came back.
With such a taste, even these guys from the Heizi Legion felt severe pain on their faces.
"I don't, I don't believe it."
"I don't believe that a little singer, we can't hack him to death."
"I don't believe this girl's talent can always be like this."
"Brothers, that guy opened Weibo, let's go directly to his Weibo to scold."
As the founder of Mobai Heizi Legion, Wang Bing opened his eyes wide, unwilling to admit defeat no matter what.
"Okay, let's go to his Weibo."
"Brothers, let's go together, don't be discouraged. Think about it, if we back down, how can we hang around in the circle in the future."
"Isn't it just a little singer, everyone joined hands and scolded directly."
Maybe it was because of embarrassment, or maybe there was no other way.
At this moment, countless sunspots no longer wanted to push comments through the media, but went directly to Mobai Weibo.
"Mo Bai, you can't represent folk songs, and you don't deserve to sing folk songs."
"You're still pretending to be a little prince. You can tell by the name that you're not educated."
""The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain" and "Women Are Tigers" have no meaning, so what if they are ballads?"
"I think those who sing folk songs are diaos and bachelors. Since I don't have a girlfriend, I have to use folk songs to vent my lonely heart."
"On the top floor. Those who listen to folk songs are also a bunch of low-level people. They think they are really literary youths. Sorry, a guy who can't even get a girlfriend is only worthy of playing folk songs."
"Today is 520, I have to go have a photo shoot with my girlfriend."
"For those of you who are single, come on, woof woof..."
Maybe these sunspots are right.
Most of the listeners who like folk songs are young artists.
Most of these literary youths are also bachelors.
Today is 520 again, the legendary Valentine's Day that is not Valentine's Day but is even more Valentine's Day than Valentine's Day.
Before, many netizens were sprinkled with dog food by a group of men and women in TT Moments. Unexpectedly, when they came to Mobai Wei.bo, they were scolded by countless black map guns.
"Nimma, if the tiger doesn't show its power, you treat us as a sick cat."
The anger of countless netizens was finally ignited.
"Brother, dude, someone despises us online for not having a girlfriend."
"Where, where?"
"On the Mobai Weibo comment circle, they scolded Mo Bai when they scolded him, but they even scolded us too."
"Grass, this is bearable."
Looking at it this way, it's incredible.
It doesn't matter whether they are Mo Bai's fans or not, or some spectators.
At this time, they were fully attacked by map guns, and countless netizens who had endured dog food for a day could no longer bear it.
"I'm your sister's 520, it's great to have a girlfriend."
"Then Wang Bing, your girlfriend might be someone else's leftover."
"Pat, pat, you guys, let's shoot together."
"Brothers, I know that Wang Bing. I did a search just now, and it's Wang Bing, a reporter from Xinchao."
"I'm stupid, this girl is still a reporter. Let's go, let's scold on their Xinchao Weibo."
"I wish Xinchao.com shut down quickly."
"Xinchao.com, I used to think it was a big website, but now I look at it, it's just rubbish."
"I will never go to Xinchao in the future."
"Same as above..."
I was unhappy without a girlfriend.
Originally, 520 was even more popular today when countless people in the circle of friends showed their affection.
Of course, this kind of thing is someone else's show, so you can't say anything.
However, he meows that he has a girlfriend and scolds them, these single dogs are too unqualified.
Countless netizens instantly became angry and joined the attack.
"Damn, why are there so many people at once?"
The sudden appearance of a group of netizens almost startled Mo Bai.
Seeing so many people leaving messages, he thought they were scolding himself.
After reading these messages clearly, Mo Bai burst out laughing.
"Hahaha, those guys really want to die."
"It's fine to scold yourself, but to scold yourself as a single dog."
"Okay, brother is single, but do you know how many singles there are in Huaguo?"
No, Wang Bing and a group of black people just scolded, and millions of single netizens were as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and they were extremely furious.
"Brothers, good scolding. Seeing your heroic performance, I am inspired again."
As he said that, Mo Bai took out his guitar again and quickly recorded a song: "I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters".
[Today is May 5, the legendary beat festival.
Men and women on the streets are all celebrating today
The roses usually sell for two yuan each
It’s been turned up ten times tonight, but the girl is still happy
Today is May 5, the legendary Jo. Cannon Festival.
I plan to go home and be alone, read a book and eat instant noodles
But a fool asked me on QQ, why are you still alone
I couldn't help shouting out such cordial condolences to him
I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters
I hope the cinemas and restaurants are all empty tonight
I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters]
ballad.
Another ballad.
Divine Comedy.
Or Divine Comedy.
It is more classic than "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain".
It is more powerful than "Woman is a Tiger".
As soon as Mo Bai's song came out, countless single netizens burst into tears.
"Mo Bai, my Bai, this song of yours has sung the gospel of my generation."
"I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters, hahaha, hahaha, once this song comes out, who would dare to call me single."
"Brothers, let's sing and scold together: I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters."
Maybe it's because Wang Bing's attack points hit the pain points of countless single netizens.
Perhaps it was Mo Bai's "I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters" that expressed the aspirations of netizens.
At the beginning, such attacks were only a part of netizens.
However, when the scolding became more and more, more and more singles joined in.
This is an epic online battle.
This is also the most powerful counterattack by online singles.
According to the statistics of relevant organizations in later generations, the number of netizens who participated in this scolding war at that time reached a staggering 3000 million.
Since then, whenever 520, many netizens are more careful when spreading dog food.
Afraid that one would be bad, a sentence suddenly popped up: I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.
(End of this chapter)
[The little monk went down the mountain to Huazhai, the old monk had an explanation
The woman at the bottom of the mountain is a tiger, if you meet it, you must avoid it
Walking through village after village, the little monk thought to himself
Why do tigers look cute even though they don't eat people?
The old monk quietly told his disciples that such a tiger is the most powerful
The little monk ran away in fright: Master, you are so bad!
The tiger has broken into my heart, my heart. 】
Divine Comedy.
What is called Divine Comedy.
In the previous life, many online songs were called Divine Comedies.
However, in fact, Divine Comedy has nothing to do with Internet songs.
There are many reasons why the Divine Comedy is the Divine Comedy, and it is because such songs are too earthy.
This is the case in the previous "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain".
The same is true of "Woman is a Tiger" now.
Mo Bai just created Weibo, and countless fans who got the news immediately paid attention to Mo Bai.
In addition to paying attention, this song "Woman is a Tiger" naturally did not let it go.
Click to listen to it, and people know that another folk song has appeared.
"It's another Divine Comedy, I'm convinced."
"That's the real ballad."
"Women are originally tigers, and they sing well."
"The young monk and the old monk are so interesting."
"Dabai, what do you mean by opening Weibo, this slap in the face is too loud."
"Forward, forward."
"After this song came out, a group of sunspots didn't know what kind of mood they would feel."
"I guess he vomited blood and died."
Needless to say, for such a divine comedy.It's just that once it spread, it captured the ears of countless listeners.
At the same time, crazy forwarding and crazy downloads appeared again.
"How do you feel that folk songs are not niche at all?"
"That's right. Before, I also felt that folk songs were small, but now I feel that folk songs are the most popular."
"Not to mention, the two songs "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain" and "A Woman Is a Tiger" are so good that everyone can sing them."
"That's right, my daughter in kindergarten can sing."
"Damn it, did you teach it?"
"No, it's their kindergarten teacher."
"I'm going, Mo Bai, this is the rhythm of the fire again."
"Can I say that my son's music teacher in elementary school also taught this song?"
"Ah, a woman is a tiger is not only being sung by children, but even primary school students are also singing."
"No, this song is very popular now. Not only children, elementary school students, junior high school students, and high school students all sing it...Of course, there are also some adults like us. Although we don't sing it very much, we usually hum it from time to time. A few words."
What more can I say?
Netizens' feedback clearly proves how popular "A Woman Is a Tiger" should be.
Folk songs once again occupy the attention of countless listeners with their absolute charm.
……
"Wang Bing, I kind of want to quit the Mobai Heizi Army."
"He vomits blood, isn't that Mo Bai really a genius? Another Divine Comedy by him has appeared."
"Pai pat pat, the face was hit again, and it still hurts."
Another wave of slaps in the face, all the friends of Mo Baiheizi's army were about to collapse.
From the time they have been black and white to now, they have not won once.
Every time after being blacked out, within a few days, he was slapped in the face by Mo Bai and came back.
With such a taste, even these guys from the Heizi Legion felt severe pain on their faces.
"I don't, I don't believe it."
"I don't believe that a little singer, we can't hack him to death."
"I don't believe this girl's talent can always be like this."
"Brothers, that guy opened Weibo, let's go directly to his Weibo to scold."
As the founder of Mobai Heizi Legion, Wang Bing opened his eyes wide, unwilling to admit defeat no matter what.
"Okay, let's go to his Weibo."
"Brothers, let's go together, don't be discouraged. Think about it, if we back down, how can we hang around in the circle in the future."
"Isn't it just a little singer, everyone joined hands and scolded directly."
Maybe it was because of embarrassment, or maybe there was no other way.
At this moment, countless sunspots no longer wanted to push comments through the media, but went directly to Mobai Weibo.
"Mo Bai, you can't represent folk songs, and you don't deserve to sing folk songs."
"You're still pretending to be a little prince. You can tell by the name that you're not educated."
""The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain" and "Women Are Tigers" have no meaning, so what if they are ballads?"
"I think those who sing folk songs are diaos and bachelors. Since I don't have a girlfriend, I have to use folk songs to vent my lonely heart."
"On the top floor. Those who listen to folk songs are also a bunch of low-level people. They think they are really literary youths. Sorry, a guy who can't even get a girlfriend is only worthy of playing folk songs."
"Today is 520, I have to go have a photo shoot with my girlfriend."
"For those of you who are single, come on, woof woof..."
Maybe these sunspots are right.
Most of the listeners who like folk songs are young artists.
Most of these literary youths are also bachelors.
Today is 520 again, the legendary Valentine's Day that is not Valentine's Day but is even more Valentine's Day than Valentine's Day.
Before, many netizens were sprinkled with dog food by a group of men and women in TT Moments. Unexpectedly, when they came to Mobai Wei.bo, they were scolded by countless black map guns.
"Nimma, if the tiger doesn't show its power, you treat us as a sick cat."
The anger of countless netizens was finally ignited.
"Brother, dude, someone despises us online for not having a girlfriend."
"Where, where?"
"On the Mobai Weibo comment circle, they scolded Mo Bai when they scolded him, but they even scolded us too."
"Grass, this is bearable."
Looking at it this way, it's incredible.
It doesn't matter whether they are Mo Bai's fans or not, or some spectators.
At this time, they were fully attacked by map guns, and countless netizens who had endured dog food for a day could no longer bear it.
"I'm your sister's 520, it's great to have a girlfriend."
"Then Wang Bing, your girlfriend might be someone else's leftover."
"Pat, pat, you guys, let's shoot together."
"Brothers, I know that Wang Bing. I did a search just now, and it's Wang Bing, a reporter from Xinchao."
"I'm stupid, this girl is still a reporter. Let's go, let's scold on their Xinchao Weibo."
"I wish Xinchao.com shut down quickly."
"Xinchao.com, I used to think it was a big website, but now I look at it, it's just rubbish."
"I will never go to Xinchao in the future."
"Same as above..."
I was unhappy without a girlfriend.
Originally, 520 was even more popular today when countless people in the circle of friends showed their affection.
Of course, this kind of thing is someone else's show, so you can't say anything.
However, he meows that he has a girlfriend and scolds them, these single dogs are too unqualified.
Countless netizens instantly became angry and joined the attack.
"Damn, why are there so many people at once?"
The sudden appearance of a group of netizens almost startled Mo Bai.
Seeing so many people leaving messages, he thought they were scolding himself.
After reading these messages clearly, Mo Bai burst out laughing.
"Hahaha, those guys really want to die."
"It's fine to scold yourself, but to scold yourself as a single dog."
"Okay, brother is single, but do you know how many singles there are in Huaguo?"
No, Wang Bing and a group of black people just scolded, and millions of single netizens were as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and they were extremely furious.
"Brothers, good scolding. Seeing your heroic performance, I am inspired again."
As he said that, Mo Bai took out his guitar again and quickly recorded a song: "I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters".
[Today is May 5, the legendary beat festival.
Men and women on the streets are all celebrating today
The roses usually sell for two yuan each
It’s been turned up ten times tonight, but the girl is still happy
Today is May 5, the legendary Jo. Cannon Festival.
I plan to go home and be alone, read a book and eat instant noodles
But a fool asked me on QQ, why are you still alone
I couldn't help shouting out such cordial condolences to him
I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters
I hope the cinemas and restaurants are all empty tonight
I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters]
ballad.
Another ballad.
Divine Comedy.
Or Divine Comedy.
It is more classic than "The King Called Me to Patrol the Mountain".
It is more powerful than "Woman is a Tiger".
As soon as Mo Bai's song came out, countless single netizens burst into tears.
"Mo Bai, my Bai, this song of yours has sung the gospel of my generation."
"I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters, hahaha, hahaha, once this song comes out, who would dare to call me single."
"Brothers, let's sing and scold together: I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters."
Maybe it's because Wang Bing's attack points hit the pain points of countless single netizens.
Perhaps it was Mo Bai's "I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters" that expressed the aspirations of netizens.
At the beginning, such attacks were only a part of netizens.
However, when the scolding became more and more, more and more singles joined in.
This is an epic online battle.
This is also the most powerful counterattack by online singles.
According to the statistics of relevant organizations in later generations, the number of netizens who participated in this scolding war at that time reached a staggering 3000 million.
Since then, whenever 520, many netizens are more careful when spreading dog food.
Afraid that one would be bad, a sentence suddenly popped up: I wish all couples in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.
(End of this chapter)
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