LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 11 - 11 11: Capturing the Priest Guild!
11 Chapter 11: Capturing the Priest Guild!
Translator: 549690339
The effect of the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique was undoubtedly heaven-defying.
After holding in for most of the month, Qian Baifeng could finally let loose.
However.
Zheng Cheng seemed to have overlooked a very important thing.
Qian Baifeng, after all, was just a normal man.
And, he was obviously a middle-aged man with high blood pressure!
Zheng Cheng remained calm even after not seeing him come out for ten minutes.
After twenty minutes, Zheng Cheng began to get nervous.
What if… an accident happened?
It wasn’t until half an hour later that the restroom door was shakily pushed open by a figure.
“Save, save me…”
“My, my legs are numb…”
Zheng Cheng forgot another thing.
The public restrooms of the Priest Guild were squatting ones.
Poor Qian Baifeng, not only did he let loose, but he also squatted for half an hour, his legs were almost useless.
However.
As he lay on the stretcher, he still tightly gripped Zheng Cheng’s hand.
“Doctor, thank you! Thank you so much!”
“I haven’t felt so great in a long time!”
“Seriously!”
“Better than pearls!”
“I’ll seek you out next time too…!!!”
His enthusiasm provoked discussion from the surrounding priests and onlookers.
“What happened with that fat guy?”
“Heard he kept going for half an hour until he passed out!”
“Holy crap… that’s impressive?”
“What’s up with that newbie priest?”
“Heard his new skill can make people have a diarrhea spree.”
“Wait, really? There are weird skills like that?”
“Half an hour non-stop, that is too horrifying…”
“Not even a fairy could withstand it…”
Hearing the surrounding chatter, Zheng Cheng didn’t care at all and headed back to his clinic.
Following the receptionist’s advice, he collected two thousand yuan from Qian Baifeng.
Excluding rent, he made a net profit of one thousand yuan.
This money was coming in way faster than from copying scriptures.
“Beep beep beep…”
At this moment, his mobile phone vibrated.
Upon checking, it turned out to be people in the chat group discussing Qian Baifeng’s situation.
“Have you guys heard? There’s a miraculous doctor who specializes in treating constipation at the Priest Guild, an old constipation sufferer went to his clinic and had diarrhea for half an hour straight!”
“Seriously, no kidding?”
“It’s true! My wife’s best friend’s sister’s colleague’s brother is a priest and saw it with his own eyes today!”
“That’s impressive, I’m going to go check it out.”
“Let’s go together!”
“I wonder if it would work on me? Ate a strange fruit a few days ago out of cravings, still feeling constipated.”
“Dude, how daring can you be to eat a strange fruit from the wild?”
“I’m a pharmacist, so after detecting that the fruit wasn’t poisonous, of course, I had to test its medicinal properties.”
“Holy crap! A professionist…”
“Can professionists be so gluttonous too?”
“Hehehe, the spiritual energy has revived, and the world is undergoing tremendous changes. There are probably countless mutated plants out there now, plus those mutated beasts. We, the people of Xia Country are known to be foodies…”
Zheng Cheng switched off his phone and nodded slightly.
As the people in the group said, in the present world, it’s not just humans who have awakened professional abilities.
All the plants and animals on the entire planet have also mutated.
Testing which plants and animals are edible essentially means having people try eating them.
There are people who simply eat weird stuff just for the thrill and because they are foodies.
Most people would end up in a poisoned state, hallucinating and having diarrhea as if they had eaten a mushroom.
There are also some who ate plants with a lot of fiber and ended up unable to poop no matter what.
For Zheng Cheng, this was undoubtedly good news!
He then opened up his skill panel.
[Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique LV1 (4/100).]
“My proficiency increased by 1 point, that’s great!”
Zheng Cheng closed his skill panel with satisfaction and sat down leisurely.
“I have a ten-day break, wonder how much my skill proficiency can increase.”
“And Chen Xiao and the others…”
As Zheng Cheng expected, for the rest of the day,
One after another, patients came looking for Zheng Cheng. Men and women both, there were even professionals!
Once they had downed the Gastro calm capsules carefully prepared by Zheng Cheng, he brought them to the toilet.
The Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique took effect instantly in these patients.
That day.
The Priest Guild was confronted with the dread of being overran by constipated patients!
The sour and foul smell permeated the temporary medical area of the Priest Guild.
That day, Zheng Cheng’s Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique proficiency soared to 27 points!
The next day!
As soon as Zheng Cheng arrived at the clinic, he saw a long queue at the entrance.
“The doctor is here!”
“He’s so young?”
“He’s from a family of Chinese medicine practitioners!”
“Such a handsome young man, I should’ve worn a mask…”
“Doctor, save me…”
Half a day was all that was available yesterday, and patients who lived far away had no time to make it here.
But today was different.
With the promotion from many people in the group, especially Qian Baifeng’s first-hand testimony, many patients rushed over overnight.
Looking at this crowd, Zheng Cheng could practically see his skill proficiency soaring.
He quickly said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please don’t worry, line up one by one.”
Under his guidance, patient after patient was treated.
Soon.
The makeshift treatment room’s public restroom was full to the brim, occupied by patients.
Having no choice, they flooded to other parts of the Priest Guild.
Even the public restrooms in the Formation Master Guild and Pharmacist Guild next door were taken over by them.
The professionals coming and going were dumbfounded at this crowd.
“What’s going on? Why are there so many people…”
“Heard that a miraculous doctor arrived at the Priest Guild next door, attracting a lot of patients.”
“A miracle doctor? What does he treat, that there are so many people?”
“Seems like he treats constipation…”
“My God…!”
On the second day’s treatment, approximately hundreds of people were attracted.
Zheng Cheng only had 11 points of spiritual energy.
He could only release the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique ten times per turn to prevent passing out from lack of energy.
Finally, he had to buy ten bottles of the potions that could restore spiritual energy from the place next door.
Under his continuous release of skills, his skill level quickly broke through LV1 and reached LV2!
“Already LV2, about to break through to LV3.”
“Let me see, the proficiency needed to upgrade from LV2 to LV3 is 500 points.”
“Meaning, I need to use Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique about 500 times?”
Zheng Cheng said excitedly, “Once the skill level reaches LV3, special characteristics may appear.”
“I wonder what the special feature of Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique LV3 will be?”
“Hey handsome, did you come here to train your skill proficiency?”
Suddenly, the cute girl from next door pushed open the door and walked in.
Zheng Cheng casually replied, “Of course, what else would I be doing here?”
Lu Mengmeng felt a bit envious, “Your beginner skill is really weird… You’ve made quite a lot of money these days.”
Zheng Cheng asked, puzzled, “Do you have an ulterior motive?”