Chapter 1 Where is my handle?
The ambulance siren was ringing, and anxious voices echoed in Yun Xi's ears.
"Quick, quick, quick! Send to the emergency room! Send to the emergency room!"
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way, everyone!"
He felt as if he was lying on a somewhat stiff wooden board, and the board seemed to be moving rapidly.
Is it an emergency bed?
"Cardiac resuscitation! Perform cardiac resuscitation!"
"Shock! Use electric shock!"
There was a vibration in Yunxi's chest, electric current passed into his body, and he was bounced up from the shock.
it hurts!
Stop the electricity!
It will be really dead if it is powered on again!
He wanted to beg for mercy, but he couldn't open his eyes, couldn't open his mouth, couldn't even make a sound.
It seems like...it's really not working anymore?
how so?
Yunxi thought of the last scene before he closed his eyes.
He was walking on the road and saw a couple arguing...
The girl walked straight to the middle of the road in anger...
Fool! That's very dangerous! Have you never learned traffic rules at such an old age? If something goes wrong, it will be a huge pain for several families!
The girl was still arguing. She was crying and yelling at the boy on the roadside.
Hello! No matter how angry or sad I am, I can't find a car to line up!
A sharp horn sounded!
car! There's a truck behind you, asshole!
Don't you want your life? !
Yunxi rushed over and pushed the girl away.
You still have a lot of youth, why should you give up the rest of your life for a relationship?
These were the last words he thought of...
After that, it became what it is now.
It was so dark around me that I couldn't move.
My chest feels so tight, so uncomfortable, so painful...
What about electric shock? What about the electric shock just now? Why did it stop?
He heard the door open.
"I'm sorry, we couldn't rescue him..."
? ? ?
what are you saying?
You should save me a little longer! I'm not dead yet! I can hear you! Please fucking save me again!
I can still save it! please! I don't want to die yet!
The crying sound covered up the doctor's apologetic voice, and Yunxi could hear that voice.
That was... my mother's cry, and... my father's cry.
It turns out that dad can cry too, right? This is my first time hearing it!
Suddenly, his brain was no longer under Yun Xi's control, and familiar pictures appeared in his mind one after another.
As far back as I can remember, I was beaten to tears when I grabbed lollipops with my classmates in preschool... I was lazy while doing eye exercises in elementary school, but when I opened my eyes, I saw the class teacher standing in front of me... I skipped class with my classmates in middle school and surfed the Internet, but I met in the Internet cafe while I was having a conversation with my colleagues. Hei's dad... learned guitar and piano in college in order to seduce girls... and now he's nearly thirty and still alone...
Is this a revolving door?
It turns out that I am really going to die...
Parents, I'm sorry, I haven't had time to fulfill my filial piety, and I haven't been able to let you hold your grandson...
Wife, I'm sorry, I died before I even had a chance to meet you, and I couldn't let you become a mother...
Son, I'm sorry, dad couldn't let you be successfully born into this world...
besides……
His consciousness gradually collapsed, and Yunxi couldn't even think.
At this moment, his life completely came to an end...
…
…
so quiet……
Am I dead?
Yunxi opened his eyes drowsily. Moonlight filtered in from the window. White walls, white beds, and white curtains. His vision was a little blurry, but he could tell that this was a ward.
I'm alive?
"Ah...ah..."
He tried calling twice,
The voice was very hoarse, but it finally came out.
I'm really alive!
Sure enough, saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. The ancients did not deceive me!
Pee...want to pee! So urgent!
He stood up holding the edge of the bed. He couldn't reach the light switch, so he could only walk to the bathroom by the moonlight.
Fortunately, there is a private bathroom in the ward.
Parents are so nice!
He was extremely moved!
Entering the bathroom, Yunxi stood in front of the urinal, took off his pants habitually, and stretched out his hand.
"..."
"?"
"Um?"
He grabbed randomly, and endless panic arose from the bottom of his heart, instantly filling his entire soul.
The hoarse voice rang out in the dark night, filled with shock and anger.
"Damn it! Where is my handle?!!!"
…
Yunxi's voice was not loud, but it still alarmed the people on the other side of the curtain.
The man woke up and hurriedly walked towards the bathroom: "Xiao Xi, what's wrong with you?"
Hearing the sound, Yunxi instinctively put on his pants quickly. At this moment, the bathroom light suddenly turned on. The sudden light was so dazzling that he couldn't help but close his eyes.
"Xiao Xi, are you okay? Why did you scream so loudly all of a sudden?"
This was a strange female voice that Yun Xi had never heard before.
He opened his eyes, adjusted to the light in front of him and turned around. Just when he was about to speak, he paused.
His figure was reflected in the bathroom mirror.
In the mirror, he has long black hair that hangs down his head like a waterfall. He also has exquisite facial features. He is as beautiful as a fairy in a painting. His skin is as tender as jade, his arms are slender, and his clothes are loose. The lower part is exquisite and convex.
At this moment, he was stunned.
"Xiao Xi, are you okay?"
The woman next to her asked with concern when she saw her appearance.
Yun Xi shook his head: "I just wanted to go to the toilet and thought I saw a mouse."
He pushed the woman out of the door, quickly closed the bathroom door tightly, and then immediately looked into the mirror again.
In the mirror was a beautiful woman he had never seen before. He touched his face, and the woman in the mirror did the same.
He pinched it again. It was so soft and elastic, not like his rough face at all...
At this time, Yunxi finally understood that he... traveled through time!
In the past, he had seen cartoons in which he could travel through time as long as he faced a truck. At that time, he only thought it was funny and interesting, but he never thought that he would actually encounter such a situation one day!
A swelling feeling came over my mind, and strange and familiar memories rushed into my mind crazily.
The owner of the body, who has the same name as him, is called Yun Xi. She is the only daughter of the Yun family in Yunyang City. She is sixteen years old and is studying in the fourth grade of Tianyang Martial Arts School.
Yesterday, when Yun Xi was practicing, his meridians seemed to be disordered and he went crazy. Eventually, his meridians broke and he died. He took the opportunity to be reborn in this little girl's body.
"This...what is this?"
Yunxi frowned.
Time travel can surprise him, but it can't make him worry. But time travel and becoming a girl, this... isn't it embarrassing for me, a grown man, to live as a girl?
There was a distending pain in my lower abdomen.
Need to pee...
That’s it! That’s it!
Isn't it just squatting?
Yunxi sat on the toilet with the momentum of "a strong man is gone and never comes back".
…
When Yun Xi walked out of the bathroom, he had already begun to accept this kind of life. After all, he was still alive, right?
Moreover, he thought of the beautiful self in the mirror. Such a rebirth was not bad at all.
"Xiao Xi, are you okay?"
The woman who was guarding her in the ward saw her coming out and asked quickly.
The concern in words is unfailing.
Having obtained Yun Xi's memory, he naturally knew that this woman was his current mother, Xu Qinghan.
He smiled and shook his head: "I'm fine. I'm a little sleepy. I'll go to sleep first."
Seeing the tired look on her brows, Xu Qinghan didn't ask any more questions and just said, "Then you should rest quickly."
Yun Xi lay on the bed, eyes open, looking at the white ceiling, unable to fall asleep.
Yun Xi, let’s be Yun Xi… Girls, let’s be girls…
I have been a man for half my life, and now that I can experience the life of a woman, I have made a profit.
But since I can be reborn, can you give me a system or something?
To be honest, I really want to sign in and give away cultivation bases and magic weapons or something like that!
Yunxi thought heartlessly in her heart.
But I heard a whisper in my mind!
[System binding...1%...2%...3%...4%...100%]
Yun Xi: "???"
[System binding is successful, congratulations to the host for winning the single crown system]
Yun Xi was stunned, he was so systematic.
But what does this single crown mean?
[Single laurel system successfully opened]
[System Analysis: The host only needs to remain single to gain points. If the host leaves the order, the system will automatically disappear. 】
Yun Xi: "..."
I've traveled through time and become a beautiful woman, why don't you let me get out of singleness?
But soon Yunxi woke up again.
Although he is now a girl, his soul is still a male soul. He imagined a scene in his mind where he was married to a man.
"..."
"vomit!"
He almost vomited out all the gastric juice.
Sure enough, it is impossible to be single, even in this life!
At this time, a panel that only he could see appeared in front of him.
Host: Yunxi
Realm: None
Physique: mediocre people are mediocre
Points: 0
Props: none
Skills: None
Other functions: Mall (not turned on)
Yun Xi: "???"
The mediocre are mediocre?