I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

The old lady took Gu Ye to a neighborhood a few miles away. There are many shops around the neighborhood. On the least prosperous side of the neighborhood, there is an inconspicuous shop called: Health Management Center for the Elderly. Quite formal.

The old lady pointed at the shop and said, “It’s right here. My family lives in this neighborhood. I often come to listen to their lectures. They are very useful. Sometimes they also send eggs, oil, rice and noodles. The lecturers are all very good. Just come to them tomorrow. “

Gu Ye smiled: “Okay, I remember, do you still have any goods in your hand?”

“Yes, there is only one left.” The old lady showed the leaf to Gu Ye.

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, “How much is one?”

“Three thousand five.”

Gu Yexin said that such a cushion is really not cheap, “RMB?”

“Mingbi, I ca n’t spend RMB if I ask for it.” The old lady explained, “I used to ask for RMB.”

Gu Ye blinked, her eyes turned, “Grandma, I want this one, I will order ten more for you, and give it to a ghost friend.”

The old lady was so happy, “You want so much!”

Gu Ye smiled and nodded. “I have a lot of ghost friends,” he encouraged. “Go and ask him for the goods. I’ll buy them if you want, at least ten.”

The old lady said happily: “Okay, I’ll go to him to order in a while.” The old lady gave Gu Ye the last cushion and taught him how to use it. “There is wormwood in it. Here is a button. It will become hot when plugged in, and the effect of this wormwood will enter your body along your pores, just sit for an hour a day. When not in use, cut off the power supply, it is an ordinary mat. “

Gu Ye asked curiously, “Is this really amazing? Can cancer be cured?”

The old lady said earnestly: “Yes, really everything can be cured, just to persist and persevere. This mat can be used repeatedly, and it will not be a problem for three years. Is it very cost-effective?

Gu Ye drew the corners of his mouth. “Yes, it’s very cost-effective.” He gave the money happily. One coin was worth tens of thousands. Four was enough. You do n’t have to find it anymore. You are so old, it is not easy to run back and forth, and it is a hard work for you. “

The old lady said, “Young man, you believe me so much, you can rest assured that I won’t run.”

Gu Ye nodded, “Well, I don’t think you will lie to me.”

After the old lady had collected the money, she said happily, “I’ll go.”

Gu Ye smiled and waved, “Grandma, see you tomorrow! Wait for your goods, I’ll go to that place tomorrow to find you!”

“Okay! See you!”

Gu Ye looked at the back of the old lady and couldn’t help but “Oh!”

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The old lady came to her supervisor’s house, and a 27-year-old young man was lying on the bed, sleeping soundly. The old lady drifted over indifferently, pushing him, “Director Li? Director Li, I’m here to order.”

Li Yandong was awakened suddenly in his sleep. When he opened his eyes, he saw a pale grimace. “Oh!” Get out of bed and fall into a muffled sound.

Li Yandong was lying on the ground, his heart beating, as if to stop suddenly in the next second. After reacting, he was almost crazy, “Old lady, why are you here again! Didn’t I just deliver the goods to you?”

The old lady said happily, “It’s sold out, I want to buy it.”

As soon as Li Yandong sold out, he wanted to die, “Please, I’m gone, don’t come to me again!”

“That won’t work. You need to be honest. You said, I can buy from you, and I brought all the money.” The old lady took out the coins that Gu Ye gave her from her pocket. “Gaga new money , I’m full. “

When Li Yandong looked at what she pulled out, he collapsed and said, “What do I want to do? I want RMB!”

The old lady said innocently: “I don’t have Renminbi.

Li Yandong cried: “Old lady, I kneel down and scratch your head. I beg you to let me go! Ming coin … I ca n’t spend my money!”

The old lady was a little bit angry, “What do you say is not countable? We said yes, the contract was signed, I bought from you, sold ten, and you gave me a 5% profit. Sell twenty You give me a 10% profit. If I can sell one hundred, you will give me the original price. How much is it for me to sell? Is that what we say? Is the contract written like this? Young people must be honest and honest when they do things, especially in business. Your conscience cannot be eaten by dogs. I’ll ask you to order. Have I violated the contract? “

Li Yandong said heartily, “You don’t, but you are not human.”

“Who isn’t a person?” The old lady was angry. “You young man is not honest and doesn’t talk about business. Why do you curse people? Didn’t your parents or your teacher teach you? Basic courtesy doesn’t understand! If you are my son, I will definitely hit you! “

Li Yandong collapsed and said, “Old lady, I’ll give you the goods, can you give me yuan? Can you give me yuan? I will give you as much as you want.”

The old lady said angrily: “I don’t have Renminbi. You just need to find an exchange that sells coins. Isn’t it all the way to exchange money? The bad money is exchanged.”

Li Yandong really wanted to give her a gimmick, “People will treat me as a neurosis! Besides, now the coin is inflated! The amount of one coin is thousands, and two yuan can buy a bundle. You took 3,500 yuan of coins, and came to buy me a cushion of 3,500 yuan! My business is too lossy! How much money do I have to give you! “

The old lady insisted: “Then I don’t care, you can’t sell it because of the loss. If we have a contract, we will follow the contract.”

Li Yandong grabbed his hair like crazy, “Why are you so stubborn ?! Go ahead and get a baby! What business!”

The old lady’s face changed and she became angry, “Kill you a man with no conscience! Do you think I dare not sue you? I want to show the contract to Lord Yan and let him punish you! Let impermanence take your soul away ! “

Li Yandong looked at the old lady’s blushing dead man face, and was scared to retreat frantically, “Don’t! Old lady! I’ll sell it to you, I’ll sell it to you, let’s go!”

Li Yandong also works for others. He also has superiors. He also picks up goods from superiors. He calculates it by himself. He needs 2,000 yuan to buy one, 20,000 to ten. How many people can he flee to get 20,000? Make money back. This is how to burn the mat, burn money!

Then the old lady eased her face. “Don’t say grandma doesn’t talk about humanity. Grandma gives you time to prepare it. You must burn it to me tomorrow night. I have promised others that I will give you the money.” She also exchanged a small change on the coin, “I gave you a thousand more money, I remember, I will give you a thousand less next time, don’t worry about your account.”

Li Yandong cried and said, “And next time ?!”

The old lady said with confidence: “Of course, I can sell it soon.”

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After dawn, Gu Ye drove and came to the shop that the old lady said again.

In the morning, she did not open the door. When Gu Ye arrived, there were a lot of old people playing with children around here. Gu Ye parked the car in the distance and asked about it, “Auntie, do you know when this store opens? ?”

The aunt enthusiastically said, “The door only opens in the afternoon, and it opens for three hours, from two to five, young man, if you have something, come back in the afternoon.”

Gu Ye asked curiously, “Do you know what’s on sale here?”

As soon as Gu Ye asked, everyone who was playing here laughed, “Nothing is sold here, so I will give a lecture.”

Looking at Gu Ye’s curious expression, this group of enthusiastic uncles and aunts explained to him: “It’s about the health and care of the elderly, things that should be paid attention to, and their teachers give them free of charge, not money.”

“Yes, I often come to listen, and also give things, for half a month in a row, 20 eggs, I just received yesterday.”

Gu Ye looked at the uncle who was attending the lesson, “Will you come at home?”

The uncle laughed and said, “I ’m idle at home. The teacher talks very well, and I give things. Why not let me in? My son also said that it ’s better to run out than to be bored at home.”

Gu Ye nodded. “It’s true. There is nothing wrong with running out. Is it just giving things now?”

An aunt laughed: “I heard that I listened for a long time and performed well. I would take a tour for free. Someone had been there before, and I didn’t really spend a penny. However, I only let the test go well. “

Gu Ye was surprised: “So formal, what do you take? Have you heard of it?”

“Just test what the teacher usually says.”

Gu Ye exclaimed: “It sounds terrific, and I want to come.”

The uncle and aunt laughed, “You guys don’t do it.”

Gu Ye was wronged, “Why?”

An uncle said, “It was recruited before, but it was not recently. I saw a young guy coming two days ago. It is said that the newcomer who just moved to this community seemed to be a doctor. Anyway, he came here, and they did n’t accept it. I heard that you don’t need to be young. “

“There is an age limit, how old is that person?”

“Thirties, his mother used to come to class.”

His mother is gone, so this son even came to listen to his mother’s business? Gu Ye was puzzled. The doctors had received professional education. It was impossible to believe this. Gu Ye thought it out and smiled, “Thank you, I will come again in the afternoon.”

After hearing the news, Gu Ye went to Yuze Company and lay down on his mobile phone. He gave a sympathy to Xia Xiang and Zhao Pengyu: What happened to you two?

Both were crying, and Xia Xiang was exhausted and said: Now he is officially working in the company, and every day is nine to five.

Zhao Pengyu: At least you can go to 9: 5, I was sent directly, I climbed from the bottom! Everyone said that being a mother’s soft heart, our family is too hard!

Gu Ye’s sympathetic comfort: You must be strong, you must live bravely!

Zhao Pengyu: Gu Ye, what are you doing now? Let’s be honest, what have you done in my company?

Gu Ye was lying on the sofa with a lollipop in his mouth: I was very busy every day.

Zhao Pengyu: Fart, I don’t believe it!

Gu Ye solemnly said: Really! Don’t believe you come to me.

Zhao Pengyu’s heart jamming: If I had time to find you, I would have run early!

Gu Ye’s sympathetic reply: So you must be strong. Today I have another case. I won’t tell you any more. I will see you when I’m busy. Children, be alive!

Xia Xiang: Dare to video, let’s see what you are doing?

Gu Ye: You don’t know how busy I am! Goodbye!

Zhao Pengyu: …

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When he went to that shop again in the afternoon, Gu Ye called Xie Cheng to go with him. There was a talker on the road and he was relieved.

When he arrived at the scene, there were already a lot of people attending the class. Gu Yeyuan looked at them all, and they were all old people. Many of the cars parked at the gate are bicycles and electric cars. It seems that not all people live nearby, but they are not too far away.

A luxury car like Gu Ye is too conspicuous. Everyone will look at it twice. Xie Cheng reminded him: “You put on a mask, don’t let people recognize it.”

Gu Ye helplessly said: “I don’t feel like a good person wearing a mask when I go in. When I look at it, I look like a reporter. If you ask young people, don’t we take two lessons?”

Xie Cheng laughed: “I should let my Master listen.”

Gu Ye encouraged, “You are not afraid that your master will kill you, you will go.”

Xie Cheng smiled and got out of the car. “I hope he can stand up and hit me.”

Xie Cheng went to the store and saw more than 20 elderly people sitting in the small living room, all holding cloth pockets. At first glance, the young person in charge looked with a smile on his face, but with a hidden vigilant question in his eyes, “Excuse me, what can I do for you?”

Xie Cheng smiled and said, “My dad is not in good health. I want to ask if you sell health products here?”

The person in charge said politely: “I’m sorry sir, we don’t sell health products here. We are here to tell the elderly about some health knowledge. If it is convenient, you can have your uncle come and listen to two lessons. Our lessons are free.

Xie Cheng asked curiously, “What is it about? No money?”

The person in charge laughed: “Without paying money, we just teach the elderly some health knowledge so that they are all healthy.”

Xie Cheng asked in doubt: “How do you make money to eat?”

“We are paid by the boss. The boss is a wellness expert and is very famous.”

“Who?”

Seeing that Jie Cheng has doubts about this, there is an old man helping to talk, “lady, here really don’t even have a penny, but also send things, can you deceive people not to collect money?”

Xie Cheng smiled and said, “I didn’t expect such a good thing.”

The other old men followed, “Yeah, they are all very nice and they make sense, they just teach people to keep healthy.”

After looking at it, he couldn’t find anything at all, and the person in charge looked more and more vigilant when he looked at him. Then he said, “That’s it. I’ll tell my dad when I go back, and let him come and listen.”

After returning to the car, Jie Cheng said with a complex expression: “It’s not necessary to be young here. I don’t sell anything on the spot. I think there’s nothing in it. It’s really like doing good things to give a lecture to this group of old people. “

Gu Yexuan laughed, “If you know what they are doing at once, they must be checked by water meters. I heard that they will take well-educated old people to travel for free. They must be called away from their children. Fudge, I can imagine how they flicker, saying that they only give them good learning benefits, not takeaway, just pay for it. Buy more and send more, the better you use the better. “

Xie Cheng’s wicked way: “Deficiency is not lacking?”

“Anyone who lied to the old man did not lack morality? It was all about pensions and life-saving money. Let’s go back. I told the old lady to get the goods at night.”

Xie Cheng asked in confusion: “What do you take?”

Gu Ye smiled badly and told Jie Cheng what happened last night. Jie Cheng was also very happy. “This is called a newspaper for a newspaper. Someone has suffered.”

At present, paper burning is afraid of causing fire and polluting the environment. The places where paper is burned are fixed, and paper is burned at intersections with few people. Where is there such a place like Emperor Capital? The paper can be burned almost to the outer ring. Moreover, in a small house, it can only be burned in there. When we catch up with Qingming and the fifteenth, we must line up a long line. Moreover, it is also necessary to burn paper money and not burn large items.

Xie Cheng smiled badly: “It’s not easy to send a shipment this time. You should send two more at a time.”

Gu Ye smiled and calculated a bill, “He can sell three thousand five, and the old lady buys it with Ming coins. What is the difference between Bai and Bai? He can’t give much more.”

Jie Cheng felt inexplicably relieved, “deserve it! Let him lie to the old man and old woman!”

That night, Gu Ye Xie Cheng finished his supper and went to see the old lady again. In the distance, the old lady looked ugly and came empty-handed.

Gu Ye blinked, “Grandma, what about my goods?”

The old lady said angrily: “That kid lied to me! He gave me ten pieces of paper and fooled me. This thing definitely doesn’t have that function!”

Gu Ye widened his eyes and said angrily, “How can he do this business? It’s okay to lie to the elderly!”

“Yeah!” Gu Yeyi said, the old lady was even more angry. “I paid all the money. He gave me these things that didn’t work. How can I give you? Can I use paper for you?” Isn’t this deceiving? “

Gu Ye and Xie Cheng both looked dumbfounded, “Too much! We don’t want fake and shoddy goods!”

The old lady had a blue face, “Yes, no, I have to go to him.”

Xie Cheng added jealousy, “It’s too wicked! This is not a human thing, let him pay more and double the compensation!”

Gu Ye took the car key, “How can there be such a deceitful consumer, we will take you to find him!”

In this way, Gu Ye and Xie Cheng took the old lady into the car and sent the other person to the community according to the instructions of the old man. “Grandma, you go and we will wait for you at the gate.”

The old lady reassured, “Don’t be afraid, I won’t lie to you, I’ll give it to you when you come.”

Gu Ye moved, “Thank you grandma, you’ve worked hard.”

It’s midnight, and there are almost no pedestrians outside. Gu Ye and Xie Cheng parked the car on the side of the road. After the old lady left, both of them were lame. “This is wicked, deceives the old lady.”

“Unplayed!”

They tore apart a packet of seeds and waited while eating.

It didn’t take long before I saw a smoke coming from a building in the distance, and Jie Cheng was startled: “Crouch! He won’t be burned by the old lady! What if there is a fire?”

Gu Ye shrugged his nose. “If there is wormwood, the smell of burnt must blow your nose, and neighbors will also smell it.”

The two stopped at the side of the gate, clearly seeing that the security guard at the gate took a call, and then ran in the direction of that building. Immediately afterwards, the building turned on a lot of lights, and Gu Ye snorted and drove the car a little further. Within two minutes, he heard the fire engine and police car sirens coming.

Xie Cheng grinned, “I’m afraid this kid will be arrested.”

Gu Ye said disgustedly: “Deserve it, do it, it’s best to get involved in what you did before, don’t put it back, save it again.”

The old lady was glad to get the goods and came out to take a look. Gu Ye’s car was hiding far away. She floated over and said with a smile: “Young man, I got the goods. He said that he would pay me two more, and he would give I have twelve. These ten are yours. “

Gu Ye saw that there was only one left in her hand and reminded her: “Grandma, this is not enough.”

The old lady smiled and said, “I can work it out. When he comes back, I’ll ask him for that one.”

“Yeah!” Jie Cheng was amused and whispered to Gu Ye: “This old lady is stubborn.”

Gu Ye nodded, many of the older generation were so stubborn.

Gu Ye drove back, stopped in a nobody’s place, and gave the old lady a scent of incense. “Grandma, let’s talk about commonplace. Is your home in that neighborhood?”

The old lady delivered the goods to Gu Ye, and she was in a good mood. She smiled and said, “Yeah, oh, your car is so good. I haven’t even been aboard when I was alive. When can my son and grandson buy such a good car?” Car? “

“I still care about my son when I am dead. This is my mother’s heart!” Gu Ye smiled and asked: “You and your son must be in a good relationship. You are gone, how sad are your children? It ’s not like you are young, there are seven Ten? “

The old lady smiled and said, “It is exactly seventy, there are two sons, the older is more than forty, the younger is more than thirty, and they are all married. I have nothing to worry about. My wife is not early, I die After that, I thought my wife would come to pick me up. I did n’t expect that he did n’t come, maybe he was going to have a rebirth. The son and daughter-in-law are very filial and good, I have no regrets. “

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, “What does your son do?”

The old woman smiled and said, “The oldest son and daughter-in-law are both teachers, the youngest son and daughter-in-law are doctors. They are usually busy, and they do n’t have time to go home during busy holidays.” Hung, she laughed twice, concealing her embarrassment. “Haha, they are filial and buy me a lot of things. Daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law give me pocket money every month, they hit me on the card, and I buy clothes. I have several courier services every month. “

The more the old lady said that, the more Gu Yehe Xie Cheng felt the old man’s heartache, and speaking of the back, the old man said sullenly, “In short, they are all good.”

Gu Ye sighed, “So, what else do you want to tell your family, I’ll tell you, your son can’t see you?”

The old lady wondered, “I really can’t see me. I went home and watched in the first seven or five or seven. They can’t see me, but the person who sells my stuff can see me.”

Xie Cheng smiled, “If you do too much bad things, you will naturally have a bad mood, and it’s easy to see a ghost.”

Gu Ye took over the topic, “You tell me, I’ll pass it on.”

The old lady smiled and said, “Just tell them, I’m fine, I don’t have time to come back to see me, I know their difficulties, let them stop blame, and live a good life.”

“Okay,” Gu Ye nodded. “I wrote it down. Tell me your son’s name and contact information. I’ll go to him tomorrow.”

The old lady even carried her back, she said, and Gu Yebian wrote it down on his mobile phone, comforting him: “Relax, it must be done.”

After sending the old lady away, Gu Ye said, “I will go to the old man ’s son to find out the situation tomorrow. I heard that there is a doctor who has just moved to that district and also went to that shop. I suspect that person is the old man Son. If so, there must be something in his hand, but the evidence is insufficient. “

“Okay, go tomorrow afternoon and sleep well in the morning.”

Gu Ye took the cushions and divided the wild ghost who asked him to borrow money, and told them: “It definitely won’t work, you can try it.”

Thinking of one more at home, Gu Ye said earnestly: “After I return, I will send the one at home to Lord Yan.”

Xie Cheng said angrily: “Don’t be damned! You said you were fine to tease your father, and your mother would be done. What are you teasing Grandpa Yan?”

Gu Ye touched his chin and wondered, “I just want to tease him, I don’t know why.”

He didn’t feel so big in his last life. After rebirth, he liked to tease Lord Yan, and even wanted to **** him on purpose. Gu Ye thought deeply about what virus he was infected with during his rebirth.

Gu Ye was very stubborn and sent the cushion to Lord Yan, and told the other party seriously: “This is to honor you. You will not burn the paper in Qingming, so please put away.”

Gu Ye went to bed after sending it, and slept until noon the next day, was called by Xie Cheng to have lunch, and then went to the old lady’s son.

Find that doctor first.