I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

Yu Zeyi said in a serious way: “I have always been calm, but if someone asks me in the future, I will speak straight.”

Gu Yesong breathed a sigh of relief, guessing that no one should dare directly ask Yu Ze’s emotional questions.

Yu Ze also reminded Gu Ye: “You too.”

Gu Ye just reacted, and Yu Zhe said something later, but he said helplessly: “There must be many people asking me.”

Yu Ze asked dissatisfied: “I shame you?”

“No, you are so good,” Gu Ye held Yu Zhe’s face, and quickly coaxed to see the other person’s eyes, Gu Ye softened, “Don’t look at me like this, I will find a chance to say.”

Yu Ze ticked off the corner, “when you were broadcasting on Saturday?”

Gu Ye: “… Aren’t you arrogant? These little things count so clearly.”

Yu Ze bowed her head with a smile and kissed Ye Tip’s nose. “I’m clear about your business.”

Gu Ye smiled, “Okay, I’ll give you a name, you calm down, let me say, don’t say it.”

Yu Ze raised an eyebrow, “Why?”

Gu Ye used a kiss instead to answer. This question also asked why, and he wasn’t stupid. Other people who asked Yu Ze would surely tell others that we were together. We hit a straight ball, no matter how others evaluated it. His Yu Zhe is the pride of heaven. He never cared about his reputation, but couldn’t bear others saying that Yu Zhe was bad. He couldn’t stop the crowd, just trying to keep him safe and steady, but he didn’t expect that Yu Zeci was so big that he didn’t want to do anything.

On Friday morning, Gu Ye posted a notice on Weibo in advance: at eight o’clock on Saturday evening, free gossip, I went to school.

After posting, Gu Ye quit Weibo, climbed up mentally, hung on Yu Ze’s back, and washed his face.

Yu Ze has been neatly dressed, carrying Gu Ye back to the bathroom like a big doll, and asked with a smile: “Can you help me?”

Gu Ye pushed the other side out disgustingly, “You go quickly, don’t you want to drive? Go away.”

Yu Xuan instructed: “Let’s go after dinner and let me know at school.”

“I see, Dad.” Gu Ye was exhausted and found himself a father.

Gu Ye ate and returned to school. It was already over ten o’clock. After the first class was over, Xia Xiang looked at him with no spirit and asked: “That thing is difficult to handle?”

Gu Ye blinked and reacted to what Xia Xiang said, and nodded solemnly.

“Sleeping in the evening?”

Gu Ye: “… well.”

Xia Xiang asked with concern: “Are you all right, haven’t you been hurt? I heard someone was injured.”

Gu Ye helpless, “Where did you find out?”

Xia Xiang laughed: “You don’t care about it. I heard that it really turned into a zombie?”

“Ok.”

Zhao Pengyu was also curious, “How to solve it?”

“It was solved by a lot of people.”

Xia Xiang asked, “What about the process?”

“Just solve it together and find out what is so clear about what to do.” Gu Ye had lost patience, and the two of them also inquired, “Where is it? Aren’t we curious? How could she have confronted so many of you? It’s amazing. We’ve only seen it on TV. “

As soon as he thought of the process of elimination, Gu Ye felt a pain in his face and a pain in his back. He said indifferently: “You are not in this circle, so don’t ask about it, ask again, kill it.”

Zhao Pengyu and Xia Xiang looked at him blankly for a while, and started to put Gu Ye on the table together, rubbing his hair into a haystack.

Gu Ye was so tired that he didn’t come back in two days. The two were crazy and no longer a cute little cute.

Obediently, I took a day and a half of class, and it was the weekend. Before the class, the teacher said that there was a mock test next Monday, reminding students that they should not be too wavey on the weekend and review it well.

I do n’t know if it ’s my own illusion. Gu Ye felt that the teacher looked at him when he said this and thought about his recent performance. Gu Ye felt that he did take too many vacations, which gave him a sense of crisis. This simulation If the test is not good, the teacher must talk to him.

Xia Xiang pounded Gu Ye with his elbow, “It’s time to cheer, or you’ll be cold.”

Gu Ye’s mouth hooked up, “Relax, it must be better than Zhao Pengyu.”

Zhao Pengyu, who was lying innocent, disapproved. “I really haven’t played recently, I haven’t played games, I haven’t played basketball, and I’ve been studying hard. If I did better than you this time, hey, auntie, bet?”

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, “What bet?”

“If I pass the exam better than you, I will go to play basketball in the next month. You go with me. You cheer for me every day, so that all the girls in the school come to see me play.”

Gu Ye smiled, “What if you didn’t do as well as I did?”

Zhao Pengyu was full of confidence. “If you dispose of it, I won’t believe it. Learning every day is not as good as asking you leave every day.”

Gu Ye smiled and said, “Well, I won’t bully you junior. If you’re not as good as me, you shouted three times in the gym: Gu Yexuan, from generation to generation, dominate the rivers and lakes.”

Zhao Pengyu disliked, “Are you shameful?”

Gu Ye smirked, “It’s not me, it’s you that is ashamed.”

Zhao Pengyu shrugged his sleeves and was full of confidence. “Okay, this time it looks like we must win, otherwise we will have to be thrown into outer space.”

Xia Xiang looked at Zhao Pengyu sympathetically. He lost to Gu Ye every time. He had never won it for several years. Why not find himself happy?

Zhao Pengyu really wanted to win back and didn’t play anymore. Gu Ye lazily lay on the sofa and took a look on his Weibo. His last Weibo post had a huge number of comments, and his comments were particularly wonderful.

Hahaha, the master goes to school! It turns out that even better people are going to school.

Master Gu, study hard and keep improving!

My name is already taken, it must be the most special, so Master Gu can see me at a glance.

Hey hey, my name is good too! Hehe hehe

Tomorrow’s live broadcast, I am most looking forward to seeing everyone’s names.

I waited for Master Gu’s live broadcast. If I was lucky enough to get me, I will definitely give you both a photo album, whatever age you want.

Gu Ye touched his chin. He was inexplicably interested in this album. He couldn’t help but reply: What’s your name, can you tell me in advance?

Gu Ye asked, fans screamed: Master Gu, can you hold back a little? Do you know who you are with?

Don’t be stupid upstairs, he must have asked this because he knew it, could you both announce it directly? Stop going around!

It ’s been so straightforward. One day you two said that you were not together, I would n’t believe in love and announce it soon!

No, I have trouble breathing, and my brain is hypoxic. !! !!

Ask any more about Gu Ye not returning, anxious fans scratching their heads and scratching their heads, until that person said in excitement, my name is: President Yu’s boyfriend is the best in the world.

Countless people followed the building: Then I am President Yu’s boyfriend the first beauty in the world!

Then I am President Yu’s boyfriend.

…

Gu Yefuer, already predicting the style of painting in the live broadcast room tomorrow night, must be a special ghost.

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Going home on Friday afternoon, Gu Ye stayed at home for a long time, then went to Yu Ze’s home the next day, cleaned up the home, bought a few pieces of furniture, and some decorations, let people come over. Originally, I wanted to cook and eat together at night. Unfortunately, Yu Ze had a meeting in the afternoon. He told Gu Ye in advance that he might go back later and ask him not to wait for him.

Tossing back and forth is too troublesome, Gu Ye will broadcast live at night, just tell the other party to leave him alone, and go for his serious business. After packing the home, looking at the new home, Gu Ye felt much more comfortable. The place where he lived would make people feel warm, and it was the hotel that was deserted.

At 8 pm, Gu Ye prepared some snacks and started broadcasting live on time. Everyone saw the background of his live broadcast, they were all surprised: the environment is different from last time, does Master Gu have so many villas?

I inexplicably saw the atmosphere of the business elite in this decoration style. I don’t know if it is my illusion. Master Gu, where are you?

Gu Ye was speechless. They could see so many things in one background, but they could be broken. “Okay friends, let’s say that tonight is free to gossip. Go to whomever you count, start.”

Everyone asks: Can you ask me how long is the live broadcast tonight?

Gu Ye took a packet of pistachios and said, “Go to sleep after you finish.”

Fans mourned for a while: It took me a long time to wait for you, and I finally hoped that you would come. No! At least two hours!

Gu Ye said, “I usually want to sleep until nine o’clock.”

Fan: No! You do not want! You don’t have to sleep much before you die, you will sleep forever!

Gu Ye wanted to tell them, not necessarily, that he might want to go out after he died.

“It’s started. I’ve seen your names. I will also look at the barrage. Yes, I will also look at the gift area. It’s not that anyone who draws more gifts will draw them. Keep your money and buy snacks. “

Even if Gu Ye said so, there weren’t many fewer gifts, and there was no shortage of rich people everywhere. Gu Ye looked at the names of people passing by quickly, and found a very good Id in this group of people. Gu Yehan smiled and said: “The first lucky man, the name is: Master Gu’s family is happy and healthy, Shou and Tian Qi. “

The live room is happy: it’s okay!

This name is too chicken thief!

Gu Ye smiled and asked, “Which way do you choose to count? You can send photos to look at photos, send palms, and take pictures of Chen Bazi, or test words.”

The man said excitedly: I want to see palmistry!

Gu Ye smiled and opened the other person’s id, “I add you and my friend, and the photo is sent to me.”

Gu Ye nodded after reading, “Well, this brother is a typical worship of the pattern, the pattern is like Yu Yaoqin, the person who worships the pattern has a strong temperament, Gu family dedicated. This gentleman should be since childhood Excellent study, outstanding after arriving at the job, often praised by the boss. In my opinion, at the end of this year, the career will go to another level, congratulations in advance. Finally, a reminder, “Gu Ye teased:” May marry. “

Everyone is busy taking screenshots, and the last sentence is all weird: What does it mean to marry? Not me?

Master Gu’s family is happy and healthy, Shou and Tianqi: How can you tell that it’s my boyfriend? That’s amazing!

Gu Ye smiled and said: “Guess.”

The girl surprised Gu Ye by throwing a lot of gifts: it was too accurate! Really my boyfriend’s hand!

Everyone applauded Gu Ye, it was great!

Bravo! It all counts!

Master Gu really is Master Gu, so handsome! Good cow!

It’s not a good cow, it’s a bragging. You can see so many tricks when you look at the palm, isn’t it his trust?

Master Gu’s family is happy and healthy, Shou and Tianqi: I swear that it is definitely not a trust!

Regardless of the doubt, Gu Ye saw another name, “Next, the name is the best handsome in the world, that is, the boyfriend of President Yu, who said he would make a good album.”

Lying down! Ahhhhhhhhhh! !! !!

Official announcement, satisfied! Master Gu wants it!

Yu selection Yu selection Yu selection Yu selection! God! Please send it out when done!

Master Gu, are you so narcissistic! Do you always know that Bai Yu is so straightforward?

Do n’t say it ’s too full. Be careful of being beaten. Now the Internet does n’t know what ’s wrong. As long as they are not ugly, they want to sell rot ring powder. They are used to rot girls, and rot girls destroy the network environment.

I know a fart upstairs! Did you get it right? Eat your rice? Enclosure self-suppression prevents you from drilling?

Gu Ye suddenly noticed that the fighting power of his fans seemed to be very powerful, and he was scolded. He sipped, “Let’s continue to count, my friend, which algorithm do you choose?”

General Yu’s boyfriend is the first handsome in the world: I look at the photo.

Gu Ye: “Su Yan Zhao.”

After Gu Ye added his friend, the other person sent him a picture of himself. Gu Ye was amused. “What do you do with my picture?”

Mr. Yu’s boyfriend is the best in the world: I want to count your marriage!

Gu Ye smiled and said, “That’s impossible. Fortune tellers don’t count themselves, they can only count others, and give you another chance.”

The other party immediately sent Yu Ze’s photo to him.

Gu Ye reminded him: “This is the last chance, and it can’t be changed. I’ve counted on Yu Zhe’s face before. It is safe and wealthy, emperor’s life style, smooth feelings, keep white heads, have no children, and only love one person in his life. . “

Everyone in the live broadcast room was like chicken blood, and asked him: Do you only love you in your life?

Gu Ye took a sip of water and said with a smile: “No answer, next.”

Fans are about to cry, let’s go public! I beg you! What is the difference between this and being public? We want to hear you say it!

Gu Yezhuang did not see, “Next, the black powder named Gu Ye went to Xinjiang to kneel and count the grapes.” Gu Ye was happy after finishing his studies, these people are so talented!

Send the Ye Fan’s black powder to Xinjiang to kneel and count the grapes: I ask my feelings, measure a knot, and always end up with a concentric knot.

Gu Ye nodded slowly, saying slowly: “There is silk on the left, there are tangles, the girl’s emotional path is not very smooth. But fortunately, there is auspiciousness on the right. The ending should be good. The conclusion is also a break. Love is gone, and the latter has not yet appeared. Don’t worry, girl, it’s your good marriage. You can’t be wrong. “

The other side is excited to thank Gu Ye: Great! I was desperate for the future, and Master Gu gave me hope!

The live broadcast room was lively. At this time, I heard someone swipe a card at the door. Gu Ye tilted his head and looked at it curiously. Yu Zhai pushed in the door and saw Gu Ye sitting cross-legged on the sofa, holding the computer while he was broadcasting, smiling: “Bo, I’m back.”

Gu Ye conditionedly clicked the small airplane in the lower right corner of the computer, and adjusted the computer to flight mode. “Don’t you have a business discussion?”

Yu Ze took off his coat and hung it on the hanger at the door. “You will be home and I will be back in time.”

Gu Ye pursed his lips. “Did you eat?”

“I ate, what about you?”

“I ordered a takeaway, then, don’t talk.”

Yu Ze raised her eyebrows, and was a little confused.

Gu Ye helplessly said: “I’m broadcasting live, you wait for me to count these gossip.”

Yu Ze uttered a “snoring”, but did not answer, and went to the bar to pour water to drink.

Gu Ye restored the network and said in a serious way: “Sorry, the network card just now.”

The live room is almost upset: it’s time to get stuck! I heard a particularly magnetic sound! !!

But pull it down and tell who it is! Sounds familiar!

Bom, I’m back, hehe ~

Stop it, maybe his brother!

Your brother calls you treasure?

Don’t be nauseous, okay? I just look at fortune telling, men and men are together, bye.

You don’t like you leaving, what’s preventing you? You are a lot less.

Actually, I’m Gu Ye boyfriend fan.

Demolition cp who eat shit!

Demolition cp who eat shit! +1

Demolition cp who eat shit! +2

…

Gu Ye calmly said: “Let’s go ahead and count, the next one is that you see my id means that you are going to drop the star.” Gu Ye said ridiculously, “I have been thinking about playing a game with you.”

The other party brushed a row of gifts for Gu Ye. The names were very happy, and the words were quite stable, probably not taken by myself: I am also simpler, ask for test words, and test my recent career. Just a word of loyalty, loyalty.

“The word loyalty can be dismantled. The top is the middle, and the bottom is the heart. If you want to start a career, you must first determine the core backbone. The middle word uses a plus method, and a mouthful is a problem. You should already have someone in your heart Hesitating, why not change? “

The man gave Gu Ye a few more gifts, and said in amazement: You even figured out my situation. In this word, it can be counted so much. It is amazing.

Some people exaggerate the accuracy of Ye’s calculations, and others say Gu Ye: You can replace the person who has been determined by one word alone. Why do you have such a big face? Too unfair to that person!

Gu Ye Dandan said: “I just calculated from this word. If others want to listen, how to do it has nothing to do with me. I’m only responsible for the person who finds my word, then beep, and send you to Xinjiang to kneel and count grape.”

Fans are happy, and some people advised Gu Ye: Master Gu, don’t read these comments, you can look at me, I just want to know who that person was just now.

Correct! Please let him show up!

The topic has just been turned back, and turned back again, Gu Ye reluctantly said, “Aren’t we a live broadcast that counts?”

Fan: Isn’t the most important issue with your relationship?

At this time, Yu Ze held a glass of water and walked over directly. Gu Ye looked up at him helplessly. He didn’t want to “stuck” the net again.

Yu Ze gave him a resentful glance. He didn’t show up. He just put the water in front of him, turned around and sat opposite him, took the computer out, and reviewed the report.

Even so, the person in the live broadcast room is still crazy, and already knows who he is: Even if only one hand is exposed, I know it is Yu Ze!

Couple watches, Gu Ye, look at your wrist! Yu Ze’s watch is custom-made, only this one in the world!

No wonder Gu Ye’s watch is familiar and has not been recognized!

You all live together, why not make it public?

Oh my god, my cp turned out to be real, let me slowly, I really lack of oxygen.

…

Gu Ye reluctantly looked at Yu Xuan, so he didn’t have to show up at all. Everyone can guess who he is from this detail, and he very much doubts that Yu Xuan is intentional. Gu Ye raised his cup and pretended to calm his cough. “Okay, next.”

The change of topic was extremely blunt, and everyone was no longer a gossip. They were all looking for Yu Zhe’s figure. Gu Ye ate half a packet of pistachios, and the fans were not stingy. Because no matter what they are eating, Gu Ye eats snacks there. He doesn’t squeak or speak at all. Seeing everyone lingering, Gu Yedanding said, “Next.”

…

Gu Ye and Yu Ze have cohabited together, and saw that Gu Ze ’s news was sent to Gu Ye ’s Weibo in Gu Ye ’s live broadcast room, and a lot of people came from Gu Ye ’s Weibo. Reached more than 10 million people. This traffic is rare on the entire platform.

Gu Ye ’s identity is also very special. He is not a real star, but his traffic is comparable to the front line. He is not a celebrity, but he can attract so many people in a live broadcast. After the people on the live broadcast platform found out, they also discussed whether to throw an olive branch to Gu Ye and ask him if he would come to live broadcast regularly. As soon as this idea was put forward, it was rejected by the upper levels.

“He is willing to broadcast live on our platform, and tell him that we don’t need a penny of reward money, give it all to him, thank him for adding traffic to our platform, he can donate, even if we do charity. He may not have this treatment when he goes to other platforms. People like this type of person, you ca n’t keep him with money, you can only use affection. ”

The people on the live broadcast platform found someone who could talk, and after Gu Ye finished the live broadcast, he contacted Gu Ye and reiterated the meaning of the upper level. Gu Yegang received the money for the reward, and he was very happy. When he saw the news again, he felt better. After taking a screenshot of the other person ’s chat history, Gu Yefa posted on his Weibo, thanked the dog tooth platform for this treatment, and donated all the rewards received today to the charity, with screenshots as evidence.

Gu Ye’s operation made everyone stunned. Originally, he was still talking about his emotional life. Gu Ye donated the money in a blink of an eye, and propagated to the dog tooth platform by the way. The people who said Gu Ye Zuoxiu were embarrassed to say anything, after all, so much money is not something anyone can do. The number of downloads of Gouya App increased by millions in two hours. I didn’t expect to owe Gu Ye’s affection in the end.

Gu Ye lay in bed and looked at the comments for a while. All she saw were positive comments, and Gu Ye’s mouth was hooked. Now that the quality of people on the Internet is getting higher and higher, even if Yu Ze appears, everyone’s attention has shifted from his private life to the kind things he does. If you go on like this, make a good preparation, and their feelings are not unacceptable to the world. In short, scold him, he can ignore. Scolded Yu Ze, no.

Gu Ye was content, and was about to quit, and saw a comment that was incompatible with these messages: if there is a **** or a ghost, can they let them stand high and take a look at the people living in hell.

This comment has been brushing.

The person who left this comment did not mention anything else and kept brushing this comment.

Gu Ye Lima felt that something was not right. This simple sentence is not like a middle two teenager groaning without illness, but it looks full of despair.

He clicked on the netizen and found that it was a new number, and he didn’t even pick his name. The comment is still in progress, Gu Ye restlessly poked at the other person: Do you need help?

At this time, the other person’s head was refreshed, and a thin woman’s face and eyes appeared like an abyss.

Gu Ye saw her face, her expression calmed suddenly.

The other party sent him this sentence: Master Gu, if you can really communicate with ghosts and gods, please tell the king, I will be a cow and a horse for ten lifetimes, and my whole family will not die!

Gu Ye suffocated and asked seriously: Is this avatar yourself?

The other party did not reply for a long time, Gu Ye asked three times in a row, and the other party responded with a word: yes.

Gu Ye sat up and quickly replied: Don’t do stupid things, give me the address, I will save you!

A mountain far away, in a small old bungalow, a woman in her early thirties, looked at this sentence in despair, without a trace of expression on her face, and withdrew her Weibo on her eyes. Family members can’t be trusted, let alone strangers.

At this time, a middle-aged man opened the door. He was not tall, had dark skin, a pair of small eyes, stared at the woman sitting in bed, and walked over quickly. When the woman saw him, her godless eyes finally got a little look, and she was all horrified, and subconsciously hid her phone. When the man saw her, he came over with a cold face, grabbed the woman’s hair, and, despite the woman’s struggle, dragged her off the bed and kicked her on the ground.

“Bad! Let you go out and work for two days, you’re out of your mind, right? You paid 1,000 yuan to your house this month! I paid 500 yuan for my mobile phone! Give it to me!”

It was only then that the man’s left hand was somewhat disabled, much smaller than his right hand. Even if he hit someone, his left hand was always in his sleeve.

The woman screamed and shivered, “I bought a cell phone to make it easier to find a job.”

“It’s convenient for grass mud horses!” He stomped on the woman’s head, lifted the pillow and quilt on the bed to the ground with his right hand, found the mobile phone worth only 500 yuan, and slammed the woman’s feet, and put the woman’s mouth There was blood coming out, and it was still not deflated, and he kicked several feet on the woman’s back again. At first, the woman screamed twice, then she just looked at him coldly, without saying a word.

This reaction, on the contrary, angered the man. The man grabbed her hair, dragged her off the ground, and slammed it against the wall again severely, holding her head to the wall, scolding in disgrace: Your brother killed my sister! Your family is beastly! You dare to look at me with this kind of look, do you look down on me? When you were married to me, you look down on me! You think I am a disability, right? Do you think that I don’t deserve you? Am I great at school! Amazing at reading? You are such a bargain that you ca n’t even drop an egg! “

The swearing was too loud, and the yard was not big. After the old man at the house was awakened, he came to this house and took a look, and saw the women’s faces were bloody, and closed the door for them indifferently. Did not say, left.

The woman took a deep breath of despair, her eyes suddenly filled with resentment.