I really don't want to be a warlord

Taoist priest Simu was drinking alone, happily smacking his lips.

Let’s play another BGM: This feeling is like a beautiful dream flying in the sky of fate.

Du Kang ate it and had endless aftertaste.

He was frightened when he suddenly heard someone calling him. Does anyone in this deserted mountain know his name?

The first feeling in my heart is that of goblins or ghosts?

Looking back, I saw about eight or nine people at the fork in the woods. I was shocked that there were so many people infiltrating at night.

I was annoyed in my heart: Ma Dan, I am so scary and scary to death, today is really unlucky, I met a stranger.

These days, there are many bandits, and Taoist Master Simu dare not go alone. After all, he still knows the power of the musket, so he rushed over with all his zombies.

More than a dozen zombies have yellow talismans attached to their foreheads, and they follow the four-eyed Taoist bell and jump around obediently.

Seeing this scene, Luo Laowai, Partridge Shao and others were no longer surprised.

However, Shen Hao still felt uncomfortable. After all, this thing was a zombie, not a movie but real.

Although it looks funny on TV, the real thing is really scary. In addition, the surrounding dense forest is dense, and there are owls cooing from time to time.

Taoist priest Si Mu came forward, looked at everyone, and asked:"Which one was called Pindao just now?"

Everyone couldn't help but look at Shen Hao, and Shen Hao smiled and said,"It's me.

" Taoist priest Mu looked at Shen Hao, and then he said casually,"How strange! The flowers are neither flowers nor mist, and I can't see your destiny. It's as if you are not from this world. It's really strange." Strange."

Shen Hao was stunned and thought, are Taoist priests so fierce these days?

Then the four-eyed Taoist suddenly kept sniffing at Shen Hao's body.

After turning around, he frowned slightly and looked at Shen Hao with a thoughtful look on his face:"It's strange that you actually have demonic energy in you, but it's very light and very pure. This kind of demon should be someone who has successfully cultivated." It's weird to hurt people, but there are such monsters these days?"

Hearing this, even Partridge Whistle, Chen Yulou and others looked at Shen Hao curiously. Just because they are well-informed doesn't mean they know everything.

"I don’t know who this young man is. You just called me Taoist Master Four Eyes. Do you know Pindao?"The four-eyed Taoist priest said doubtfully.

Shen Hao smiled and nodded, thinking: I grew up in Xiangjiang movies.

"Taoist priest, you are chasing corpses"

"Nonsense, is this what you want to say when you come to Pindao?

Shen Hao shook his head and said:"I want to ask, sir, how much does it cost to drive a corpse?" Taoist Priest

Four Eyes looked at Shen Hao and said calmly:"A corpse, a piece of ocean, regardless of the distance, so this young master has an immortal who needs me to rush him?"

Shen Hao smiled and said:"That's not true. We are going to a place. There may be some dirty things, zombies and the like inside. Will the Taoist Master be willing to help us?"

Taoist Priest Simu suddenly lost interest and raised his neck proudly:"I'm sorry, I'm not free. I have to drive away corpses." After saying that, he turned around, picked up the bell and left.

"How about 10 yuan?"Shen Haodao

"10 yuan? That's just the money for my senior brother to take a look at Feng Shui. Sorry, I'm not interested." Taoist Priest Simu snorted coldly and walked forward again, but his steps were much slower.

"How about 50 oceans?"

"I'm not that kind of Taoist priest"

"What about 100?

Taoist Priest Four Eyes suddenly turned around and said with a smile:"It's easy to say, you can do whatever you want with me tonight.""

"In this way, I will give you 500, and you will listen to me for this month, and you will be thanked again after everything is done." Shen Hao smiled;

Taoist Priest Simu raised his right hand and said in shock:"500 yuan? you sure"

"Of course, why don’t you want to?"I'll give you 100 first," Shen Hao said; without saying a word, Shen Hao just threw 100 into the ocean.

Shen Hao remembered that there were zombies in King Xian's Tomb and the Pingshan Tomb. To deal with zombies, firearms were useless, and Maoshan's talismans were needed. Enough.

This is called professionalism.

"I am willing, of course I am, don’t worry, don’t treat me like a human being, I can do whatever you want." Taoist Priest Four Eyes said in surprise; he thought to himself: I’ve bought a whole street for 500 yuan, just look at what the four-bald donkey has with me. Pretending.

Chen Yulou and others looked at each other, wondering why Shen Hao provoked a Taoist priest.

They were not in this profession, and of course they didn't know if a Taoist priest could do it. You are a bad person, aren't you?"

Shen Hao said:"If something happens, I guarantee that I will make up for your losses."

Luo Laowai opened his mouth and couldn't say a word.

After a long time, he said:"You have money, just say it."

Shen Hao said Hao looked at these zombies dressed in official attire and wondered:"Taoist Priest, what about you zombies? Taoist Priest

Four Eyes waved his hands and said nonchalantly:"Don't worry, there is Yizhuang ahead. Just put the zombies wherever you want. It wo n't get in the way." Hearing this, no one objected.

They had originally planned to go to Yizhuang to rest. This time there was a more professional Taoist priest, which made him feel at ease.

Chen Yulou looked at the bright moon that had risen above his head and said with a smile:"It's already midnight and it's getting late. In this case, let's go on our way as soon as possible."

"Okay."

At this time, Taoist priest Simu took out two bamboo poles, then took off his Taoist robes and tied them to the bamboo poles, making a simple stretcher.

Amid everyone's confusion, Taoist priest Simu put the single frame on On the shoulders of the two zombies, he walked beside Shen Hao with a smile and said:"Mr. Shen, this journey is a bit bumpy. You are tired from the journey. Let the zombies support you and you will not be tired. Please take a seat."

Hearing this, everyone was stunned. Damn, are you still a Taoist priest with profound Taoism? You are just a dog-legger. Is this too good?

Shen Hao was a little surprised. Let the zombies carry the sedan. There is something. It is worth the money.

"This zombie won't bite me."

Looking at his face as gray as if he had vomited yellow wax, Shen Hao still said worriedly;

"Don't worry, I'm here to make sure you're fine, so just sit tight," Taoist priest Simu said confidently;

Shen Hao also happened to feel sore in his legs and was exhausted, so it's not bad to have a sedan.

Sure enough, you get what you pay for.

After sitting on it, Taoist Master Simu shook his bell and walked away in a bound.

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid it"

"If you love to avoid it, you can take care of yourself."

Chen Yulou, Partridge Whistle and others couldn't help but secretly laugh at this funny side.

They could only think in their hearts: Is this Taoist really good at playing?

Logically speaking, Partridge Whistle is Taoist priests and Zhang Zhiwei also belong to Taoism. Chen Yulou was also taught by the Taoist priest when he was a child, and he can recognize the treasures of the world. But at this moment, when they looked at the four-eyed Taoist priest who was directing the zombies and carrying Shen Hao, they all felt that their Taoist practices were a bit shallow.

Look at them, how good they are at playing. Not to mention other things, the ponyboys in Xieling felt a little bit envious when they saw Taoist Master Simu, giving him such a good opportunity to flatter him..

If I and others were smarter and carried Mr. Shen, why shouldn't they be rewarded? After walking for about an hour, they finally arrived at Yizhuang under the leadership of Taoist Master Four

, and Chen Yulou lit a leather lantern.

Looking at the yizhuang, there are rows of black wooden coffins with paint peeled off.

Some of them are even rotten, surrounded by a sour and rotten smell.

These odors are all made of arsenic to prevent the corpses from rotting. He mixed medicine and turned the corpse into a zombie to keep it from decaying.

Taoist Master Simu ignored everyone, but put the zombies into the coffin one by one, affixed the talismans, and then made a gesture to withdraw the magic power.