I Married the Beautiful Female Protagonist In Order To Survive

5. Wife A and Wife B

Although Louise’s “rule” was essentially meaningless, it was just two Louises turning into one Louise each day, at least it gave me a chance to “distinguish” them. I couldn’t think of a better way than to accept it.

So, after the rule was set, we tacitly “started”—one Louise left to carry out the queen’s daily tasks, while the other stayed behind.

It gave me a chance, but also confused my senses, after all, how would I know if the Louise in front of me was real or not? Rather, because I couldn’t determine the truth, there were some actions I would normally do with the real one that I couldn’t bring myself to do at that moment, making this “test” even harder to guess.

“Ahem.”

I cleared my throat, intending to start “distinguishing.”

“If this goes on, I won’t know which one of you is real, and I won’t even be able to tell if you’re the same as yesterday. So, in order to distinguish you first, Louise… uh, from today on, you’ll be called Louise A.”

The Louise in front of me indeed showed an unhappy expression.

“You actually used A, B, C, D to distinguish your wives?”

“Stop whining, you’re the one who brought your mother in to test me!”

After retorting, I continued, “Later, when I ask and want to distinguish, you just tell me your current name. Although I still won’t know the truth, at least I can tell them apart.”

This time, Louise didn’t argue with me anymore; she just leaned against the table, playing with her long hair, and said.

“Actually, this method doesn’t work at all~ First of all, the Moon Fairy will soon find out about this, maybe she knows already~ Then she can deliberately mix up A and B to confuse things. With a preconceived notion, you ‘ll find it even harder to judge.”

She paused for a moment before continuing, “Secondly… why do you think the real Louise would cooperate with you? Maybe tomorrow it’ll still be me, but I’ll say I’m B~ Your wife has quite the playful side when it comes to these things~”

“Don’t meddle with me, the real Louise wouldn’t say that.”

“Why not?”

“Because she’s the real one.”

I glanced at the Louise in front of me, who tilted her head and gave me a quick look… uh, A. “Because it’s the first time, so I’m answering you. But if you ask again later, your answer just now would be enough for me to suspect you’re an imposter.”

My plan was simple: no matter whether the person in front of me was real or fake, I’d create a scenario that would definitely distinguish the real one from the Moon Fairy. Specifically: A and B. Whether this A was genuine or fake , she could either confuse things further or admit it—either way, I could at least be sure that the real Louise would remember her number and never lie to me.

Why was I so sure? It wasn’t even a question.

Because she’s the real one, and if I doubted the real one, this whole “test” would be unsolvable. With the assumption that the real one wouldn’t lie, I could use that as a foundation to slowly start finding the differences.

“That’s quite a neat arrangement… but… are you a little too nervous?”

Of course, whether the Louise in front of me was real or fake, she’d definitely “tease” me, because… I knew just how awful Her Majesty’s temperament could be. Just like now…

“You don’t need to be this nervous around me~ As for distinguishing A and B, you can treat me as the real one~ With that as the premise, just slowly start gathering evidence~ Otherwise, if you suddenly get so polite and distant, I’m the one who’s going to feel uncomfortable.”

If it were a matter of distinguishing between real and fake, then if I treated it as real, I’d lose.

I glanced at Louise A. “Alright, but usually when I’m alone with Louise, we don’t just stare blankly at each other. So… can I kiss you now?”

“That’s right~”

“Well then?”

“Go ahead~”

For a moment, I felt a bit uncomfortable.

Anyway, no matter what I said, whether real or fake, the girl in front of me would definitely say “go ahead.” Maybe she was genuinely ready, or maybe… she was just certain I wouldn’t really make a move .

If it were the real one, that’d be fine. But if it were a fake, wasn’t this just using my relationship with Louise for their own benefit!? Now that I thought about it, it might have been better to go with the “half and half” approach last night and use my body to “verify” things! After all, no matter right or wrong, I’d still come out ahead!

When I came to my senses, I had already pushed Louise A’s shoulder and pinned her down on the table!

She didn’t seem intimidated at all, but I… immediately felt intimidated.

“Not going to continue?”

The girl in my line of sight didn’t resist; rather, it felt more like she was teasing me. “I’ve already said, whether it’s true or not, I don’t care about this kind of thing. Isn’t this your trump card? Although in the end, our evaluation in the test will be very low~”

“Stop being so verbose, I was just a bit impulsive earlier.”

The girl pinned under my hand was clearly… exactly the same as Louise in my memory; there was no way to distinguish them just by sight. If the power of the script couldn’t be used, this level of “observation” wouldn’t yield any conclusions, and the result would only leave me feeling troubled.

After all, Louise said “I don’t care” with her mouth, but I knew very well: she was extremely jealous. Not long ago, those vixens who had “designs” on me were all left in a miserable state by Louise afterward .

In this “test,” I couldn’t let the real one down; as for the impostor? I couldn’t care less.

The girl beneath me was still tempting me.

“Really not going to give it a try? Who knows, the Moon Fairy might refuse at the last moment and expose herself~ That old woman is just tough on the outside~”

“Come on, how would I know if you’re just self-deprecating?”

Shaking off the boring thoughts in my mind, I raised my hand and pulled up Louise A.

“I’ll start by ‘remembering’ the Moon Fairy’s abilities. You said, the Moon Fairy’s ability is ‘insight into the heart,’ right? Are there any weaknesses?”

If she said ‘none,’ then this one in front of me must definitely…

“There is~ But I won’t tell you. By the way, don’t look at me with that kind of gaze; even a fool knows you’re ‘testing’ me. How did I teach you that night before…”

She poked my nose and moved away from my side.

“Since it’s the power of a fairy, there must be flaws. For me, I think this flaw is the key to distinguishing between us. Whether it’s Louise or the Moon Fairy, they both have high expectations of you; otherwise, how could the Moon Fairy be willing to give you her first time?”

“Find the ‘flaw,’ distinguish between the real and the fake, and maybe afterward you really can embrace both~”

I absolutely don’t want that!

One is already driving me crazy; now another “Louise’s ‘mother'”?

That would be deadly!