I Married the Beautiful Female Protagonist In Order To Survive

1. The period of fatigue is approaching.

The Queen of the Great Ying Empire, Louise IV, is a girl who, to an uninformed person, appears to be a naïve and carefree “idol-level” young lady, relying on her idol power and “culinary skills” to garner everyone’s support as a “simple girl,” simple·girl.

However, those who know her are well aware of the dangerous nature hidden beneath the innocent smile that she almost always wears on her face. That smile is merely one of her weapons.

At first, I indeed approached and guarded against Louise with the latter attitude. After all, having mutually exposed each other’s “disguises” due to some unexpected incidents, we even had to present ourselves as “husband and wife” under the conditions of exchange, which was a mutual restraint. But should I say it has been recent?

More accurately, it began after that night when Louise mocked me, “If it weren’t for the accident, would you OOXX me?” and I remained silent without answering. Since then, I have felt that Her Majesty the Queen seems to have underwent some “changes.”

Is it that we have become closer and gradually lowered our guard? I began to notice some reactions from her that would have absolutely never appeared before, and I couldn’t help but sigh: sometimes ignorance can be a good thing, because beneath that perfectly shining “idol mask,” Louise is certainly not a “charming” girl by nature.

For example, right now.

“Don’t paw at me, treating me like a pillow! Next time, I’ll just hold you; I’ll make you a pillow instead!”

Louise, who always maintains a fixed and healthy routine, would never play any “sweet morning love” scenes with me. She twisted my waist, and after I shivered in my half-asleep state, she pulled away.

Decisive and neat, as if she were a different person from last night.

First, she tugged at her collar and sniffed, then clicked her tongue, frowned, and shook her head, before taking off her clothes and tossing them into the basket. Then she ran her fingers through her curly hair and continued to sniff.

While sniffing, she muttered to herself.

“Hey, O’Keefe, can your habits be a little more normal? These… completely exposed areas really affect my image every day.”

“Yes, yes, yes, it’s my fault.”

I nodded vigorously; after all, in a sage state, whatever she said was right.

“Don’t think that just because you’ve seen some… strange publications, every girl likes to smell and lick some weird things, okay? At least for me, aside from feeling disgusted and wanting to stab you, I have no other thoughts. If I really ‘did it’ with you, it would only be because I didn’t want to embarrass your pitiful male dignity.”

The more Louise spoke, the angrier she became, even turning her head to complain at me.

“No way, no way, no way! You can’t really think I like it, right? Thanks to you, now whenever I see anything related to seafood, I instinctively gag! Also, how many times have I said this? Why do I have to say it again today!”

At this point, it was truly not my illusion.

“Um… Louise, why do I feel like you’re particularly irritable today?”

“Of course! It was just my legs before, which was fine since I have to shower every morning anyway. Now, it’s worse; in my mouth, in my hair… all the places I could never have imagined! Every morning, I have to play Sherlock Holmes, sniffing myself to see if there’s any strange smell lingering on me!”

Louise picked up the pillow that had fallen to the ground and threw it at me.

“At least tone it down a bit the night before my work hours, or it’ll be a hassle. Especially recently, we’re going to encounter some ‘critical periods,’ and I suggest you act a bit more normally. Otherwise, next time, what I throw at you won’t be a pillow, but a knife.”

As she said this, Louise had a look of disdain on her face, twisting the skirt she had just taken off with one hand while covering her nose with the other, then tossing it aside as if it were too hot to handle.

And this… is basically how Her Majesty the Queen has been behaving lately.

A woman whose mood can turn dark and stormy at the slightest provocation, bombarding me with complaints like a rapid-fire cannon. I’ve started to miss the days when I knew nothing about the Queen and could simply admire her idol-like perfect smile .

It’s not that I haven’t seen her play the role of the Queen recently, but… knowing her true nature, it always feels “off” in my heart.

Fortunately, despite the complaints, our “tacit understanding” has been improving, and that’s not an illusion.

“I’ll handle the recent trivial matters; you just need to participate in a few occasions for me.”

Louise was checking her appearance in the full-length mirror while saying, “Of course, at this point, anyone who opposes us must be out of their mind. The only thing I need you to pay attention to is: you have a ‘test ‘ coming up, Euclid.”

“?”

“Don’t look at me with that virgin-like expression… uh, tsk, anyway, I won’t tell you the content, but it’s definitely not something that will harm you.”

Louise hesitated for a moment, “You’ve been with me for a long time, so you probably know that the Great Ying Empire is indeed under my control, but… I’m not that capricious. This time, there are some ‘people ‘ who want to test your qualifications. I’ve never thought you were ‘unworthy’ of me, but some people don’t think so, so… you need to pay attention and perform well, then give that old hag a good slap in the face!”

Old hag?

I wanted to see the script, but… seeing Louise’s hesitant attitude, I gave up on that idea. At this point, Louise wouldn’t hesitate to ask me to make any “predictions” out of “concern.” Sometimes, she even boldly insists that I help her “see” things.

Since she didn’t tell me to “be cautious,” it means that this so-called “test” might be better not to preview. After all, knowing or not knowing the script leads to two completely different approaches.

As for that “old hag,” she might be someone even Louise needs to pay attention to. With no more information to find, I didn’t need to worry about whether it was in the script; anyway… I couldn’t avoid it .

After finishing her “observation,” Louise returned to my side as if she had timed it perfectly.

Then, at the moment she hugged my arm, the maid who had come to remind us it was time to wash up and get ready knocked on the door and walked in. Of course, this was also the beginning of our “disguise.” There was no need for us to remind each other anymore.

“Louise, let’s go take a shower together in the morning.”

“Sure~ darling☆~”

In the blink of an eye, the creature that had just looked down on me had returned to her “idol form.”

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This is a new side story~ It might be better to continue with a change of mood.

But, haha, still the queen! (My resentment)

I hope everyone will support with more monthly tickets; perhaps this will be the last side story. Because I need to focus on the new book as well.