I Married the Beautiful Female Protagonist In Order To Survive

24. That Night Was Just an Accident (Merry Christmas)

After all, this time the fairies of Pruce only had the ability to “eavesdrop,” and not to see, so there was no need for me to showcase my “superb acting skills” at such a time. Naturally, my words became even more unrestrained.

Since we were just pretending, exchanging words with the queen, what’s the harm in a little flirtation? After all, the fairies can’t see, and we wouldn’t actually take it seriously, right?

At the moment the queen “extended her invitation” to me, I thought to myself, so I went along with the situation and said some flirtatious words. However, when Louise really pushed me and then mounted me, I realized: this woman is serious !?

For a moment, my brain reacted faster than my body!

Why? How could this be!? Is it necessary!? Aren’t those elves unable to see what we’re doing here!? Then why are you playing it for real, Louise!?

Then I snapped back to reality; instead of questioning, what I needed now was to stop this! Otherwise, wouldn’t it be just like last time, all “unclear and ambiguous” again!?

“Wait, wait… hold on, Louise!”

I hurriedly pressed my hand against Louise’s face, but in return, she reached out and pinched my waist, making me groan in discomfort.

“Wait? I’ve been very ‘safe’ lately~ I don’t think there’s any need for precautions~”

Unlike her every word being quite “suggestive,” the expression on Louise’s face was warning me, reminding me that this was not the time to speak carelessly! But the problem is: does the queen really need to “play for real” right now! ? Or do you lack confidence in your “acting skills” and must practice in person to achieve the best effect?

I finally had an idea.

“Don’t, don’t make a mess here; let’s just go to the bathroom directly?”

As soon as I said that, I couldn’t help but admire myself!

Look at this, a solid reason that won’t raise any suspicions from the elves who can’t eavesdrop, and it provides an excuse to leave. This was also the idea the queen had just failed to achieve. So, once these words were out, the queen should let go… right?

What responded to me was the queen’s smiling expression, which… was no longer acting; it was clearly seizing the opportunity, taking advantage of the situation. Queen, you really know how to seize a chance.

“Don’t~”

“Then… then let’s not…”

I lay back in resignation, fine, fine, Louise, whatever you say goes.

Afterward.

The morning light was hazy, and my sleepiness gradually faded. When I was awakened by a familiar voice beside me, a ray of light had already seeped in from outside the window, gradually reminding me of what had happened last night.

To put it simply… Louise and I “acted” for the elves to “hear,” and then when we used the excuse to go take a shower and left, Louise told me a bit about the covert investigation methods of the elves from the Kingdom of Pluress, of course… she really told me while we were “taking a shower” together.

Then, when we returned, Louise used the excuse that “the elves might still be listening” and “acted” again.

As long as it’s a normal elf, who can hear until the end!? That said, my body is much more honest than my mouth. In the end…

It has turned into the current situation.

The girl beside me has her legs wrapped around my waist, holding onto my neck and refusing to let go, blowing air into my ear the moment I wake up.

“That group of elves is no longer listening.”

“I know…”

Rather, I could guess this kind of thing without a script: if that group of lsp elves really listened all night, I would have to admire them a bit. So, to summarize: during the “late night” last night, Louise and I had no need for any “acting,” it was purely “real deal,” “dry kindling and raging fire,” just me, an old pervert, unable to control myself, with no excuses to find.

Fortunately, it was the queen who seduced me first, at least I still had this last bit of room for argument.

“Don’t get me wrong~ I only did that because it was the best way to deceive you~”

The queen adopted a “smoking after the act” attitude, saying nonchalantly, “Otherwise, do you think my dignity allows me to shout all sorts of things in front of you?”

“That’s enough, Louise. How do you explain the late night?”

“!”

Louise’s explanation was to punch me directly in the chest, then glare at me unhappily, and then… she lay back down beside me, using my arm as a pillow. However, just now, Louise’s reaction also left me with a question; it was the same before, and last night too, this “question” was something I couldn’t hold back, so I took this rare opportunity of being alone to voice it.

“Queen, I’ve noticed something.”

“Mm?”

“Why is it that every time we ‘do that thing,’ it always starts with some ‘accident’?”

Initially, it was a change in the “deal” between me and the queen, an accident; recently, there have been all sorts of “unavoidable” accidents; last night was even more of a standard “accident,” which led us to our current position.

Thinking carefully, every time Louise and I had “that thing,” it happened under unexpected circumstances. This… is too strange! It’s as if there has never been a normal relationship between us! I actually didn’t have too many thoughts on my side, but the queen… how could she pretend nothing was wrong?

The next moment, the girl beside me responded, but it didn’t seem very happy.

Louise let out a bitter laugh: “If there were no accidents, would you be willing?”

For some reason, I suddenly felt a bit uncomfortable in my heart, as if something was being tugged at.

“Hum—come on, O’Keefe, isn’t your attitude towards me just like that? Our current relationship has transformed from an accident, and now you want to turn it into the most ordinary ‘acquaintance’ kind of relationship?”

“…”

I didn’t respond, mainly because… I really didn’t know how to reply to the queen’s sarcasm. However, this prolonged silence seemed to infect her as well.

She was about to continue her sharp tongue, but my reaction made her quiet down too. With her mouth slightly open, maintaining a rather ungraceful posture while holding onto me, her cheeks slightly flushed, she stared at me without moving…

I don’t know how long it lasted, but this awkward and quiet scene was finally broken by the queen.

“Get up, get up! Ah… I was being foolish, actually rambling on about this with you…”

“Get up, O’Keefe! Don’t face me directly! I’ve seen enough!”

“Moriarty! Moriarty! Arrange my morning wash! Moriarty! Where are you!?”

I felt that the queen’s current state was a bit strange, so I chose to continue playing dead to avoid getting involved.

Whether it was an accident or not, anyway… it happened, and there’s nothing to regret, right, Louise?

We just need to face our common enemies. Previously it was Letty, last night it was Adev, and next… there’s one more person.

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Merry Christmas, everyone! There’s no extra this time, after all, what I’ve written is already an extra.

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