I Married the Beautiful Female Protagonist In Order To Survive

3. My Wife is a Hermaphrodite

Louise IV used her power and status to ensure my safety, while I, when I felt “no problem,” used the power of the script to transform into the so-called “prophecy” to provide suggestions to Louise IV.

Each taking what they need, utilizing each other, a fair and perfect transaction. In this world, there is no “protagonist,” so I don’t need to pretend to be some saint. With a script, I don’t have to consider “right or wrong”; what I need now is simply to survive.

I recounted to Louise what I had just seen in the script about the person who had created a “death script” for me, and then listened to her impatient complaints.

“Why are they all young and incompetent pigs?”

“Are you still bold enough to ask me this question, Your Majesty? Do you think you know why?”

Setting aside the female nobility, most men of a certain age have a sense of self-awareness, realizing that a blossoming young queen like her is unlikely to take an interest in them, so they have come to terms with it.

The foolish and ignorant naturally gather around the young noblemen: each one believes they are special to the queen, and after receiving a polite greeting from her, they probably go home already imagining what their children will call her.

And this group is also the one most involved in my “death script.”

“Tch~ I thought there would be some big shot~”

The queen’s regretful complaint came through, looking quite adorable, but once I thought about the fact that she was lamenting the “lack of worthy nobles to reprimand,” her every move became utterly unappealing.

“This matter concerns my survival; I have no reason to deceive you. After all, I haven’t even recognized all the nobles of the Great Yīng Empire, nor do I have any opportunity to deceive you.”

“I know~ It’s just that I have my doubts about you☆~”

“Sigh…”

“Hey, Oujili, sighing at a time like this really makes me sad~”

As she spoke, the queen stood up and came to my side.

She reached out to touch my chest, her eyes filled with joy, but… the words she spoke were not the kind of romantic lines that would make one blush.

“You are one of the few who knows what I am like and can coexist with me as an equal. We are both slightly ‘smarter’ people; we can see through the thoughts of those empty-headed fools; we have a pretty good agreement between us; we also know that keeping our promises brings us the greatest benefit.”

Then she came to the edge of the bed and sat down, “So this time, I really don’t doubt you~”

This topic was over.

The queen patted the space beside her: “Darling, shall we sleep together tonight?”

No, no, even if you’re willing, my back, which is chilling to the bone, certainly does not agree to that.

I usually sleep on the sofa; after all, there is no such thing as “uncomfortable” furniture in the palace of the Great Yīng Empire. Just at this moment, I was about to refuse…

【There is more content from Louis IV.】

The script appeared, shattering my originally stable plans for today.

“Say what you want to say quickly!”

“Here’s a little benefit for you~”

“Climb.”

“If you don’t let me lie down, I won’t say anything~”

Fine, I guess I have to accept my fate?

I sat down next to Louise, and this queen was quite unreserved, leaning against me without a word, even crossing her legs in front of me, forcing me to hold her. To be honest… those “stars” on her stockings were a bit dazzling, making it hard for me to look away.

“You handled things pretty well today, so I’m here to remind you about some truly ‘dangerous’ characters.”

The queen leaning against me raised a finger, “Strictly speaking, only I know the details of your identity right now, so the first person you need to watch out for is my patrol team leader, Moriarty~ She’s not easy to deal with, you know~ Don’t be fooled by her appearance; she’s actually an old maid who can’t get married, and her personality is in a terrible menopausal state.”

This woman really dares to speak ill.

“Isn’t she your subordinate? The patrol team is yours, right? Why are you specifically warning me?”

“Hehe☆~”

The response I got was the queen’s smile, and reason told me to just go along with it, not to delve too deeply into why this woman even needed to be cautious of her most trusted subordinate.

“The second one is the royal relative of our Great Ying Empire, my nominal uncle, Zerola. He is the most dangerous for you; his strength is almost at the level of what we know as a ‘Saint.’ If he really has any objections to you, it’s not something you can just ‘foretell’ your way out of.”

I nodded, “I’ve met him; he was suspicious of why I was marrying you.”

The next moment, I heard Louise click her tongue.

“Ogier, do you know? Some people love to use their position and power to ignore some necessary ‘processes’ and ‘rules,’ and dealing with such people is the most troublesome, like having to clean a sewer on a hot day—there’s little reward, and it just puts you in a bad mood. The return you get is hardly worth the mess you end up in.”

“For me, the thing I dislike the most is this dirty and smelly work; it’s not elegant at all, and it doesn’t make anyone feel good. Even the joy of victory can be replaced by a nauseating feeling. So unless absolutely necessary , I don’t want to put on an apron to clean.”

“Alright, alright, stop complaining.”

I interrupted the queen’s increasingly hair-raising complaints.

Then, I sighed and said, “He thinks you’re hiding something from him and that you should tell him about your marriage. By the way, this is an extra service, don’t take advantage of it.”

I still told the queen more about what I saw in Zerola’s script.

“Looks like I need to give my uncle a little nudge.”

“Can you be a bit cutter, Queen?”

“It’s decided~”

The queen really did become a bit “cute.” She clapped her hands, tilted her head back, and winked at me, “Let’s go to Uncle Zerola’s house tomorrow to ‘bring him good news’~”

“After all, if he ends up leading the opposition, it will bring a lot of trouble~ You wouldn’t want our engagement to just ‘snap’ like that, would you~”

It is like that, although it is like that…

“Don’t overthink it, Oqulid. Since I promised to keep our agreement, I will definitely do it. Anyone who tries to doubt our relationship now, and your situation, is doubting my decision, my authority.”

The queen sat up, her finger extended, pressing against my lips.

“As for me, I really dislike others casually messing with ‘my things’ because only I can handle my things.”

“Now you are one of them, understand? The eighth-tier Zerola is indeed very strong, but… Oqulid, did you see anything in his ‘prophecy’ that says ‘he can’t possibly die’? No, right~ Hehe, that’s enough~”

A perfect smile, a chilling expression.

What I saw on the queen’s face at this moment was these two vastly different appearances.