Chapter 001
Thank you for the invitation, I just traveled through time, Tiga Studios
Ga la…
A decadent, disheveled, and extremely sloppy young man pushed open the door, kicked away the scattered garbage bottles and cans, and walked straight to the bathroom.
He took off the muddy clothes on his body, and threw the wet trousers and underwear that smelled of urine into the trash can.
Crashing————
Feeling the stimulation of the cold water washing her body, Chen Xue’s mood gradually returned to calm, but she still couldn’t help covering her face.
I was scared to pee my pants or something…
We really embarrassed the traversers.
But there is no way! That’s Gorzan——! ! !
He crossed over in a daze, and as soon as he came over, he heard Gorzan’s roar that was almost engraved in the DNA of all the fans.
At that time, he felt like he had just woken up. He was groggy. He thought someone was playing “Ultraman Tiga” on TV.
He even raised his head and cursed: Why are you yelling so loudly? !
Then a black ‘wall’ fell and stepped on a place not far from Chen Xue about five meters away. The terrifying wind pressure blew him away. After rolling on the ground several times, he performed a classic opening and closing eyes.
Taking a closer look, it’s not a wall, but a leg… like a dinosaur’s leg.
But…it’s too big…
Looking up…
Fuck! Gorzan!
It’s not the kind of leather case, but the real monster Gorzan!
Then he peed in fright.
Fortunately, Gorzan ignored him, a small human being, and left in a certain direction.
It must be going to fight against Di Jia.
Chen Xue was afraid that this world would not be the orthodox Dijia TV but a magic-changing fanfic written by a certain moth author, such as the script of opening Tijia or Da Gumo.
Then he, an ordinary person, can only play GG.
There are so many ghosts and monsters in the Tiga world. If you only watch TV, you won’t notice it, but if you go to learn more about the settings, this TM can live? !
In addition to the giant snails in the Pacific Ocean and the endless monsters, there are also a bunch of aliens gathered on the earth!
Don’t look at the 52 episodes of other people’s TV, but it took about three years from Tiga’s appearance to Gatanjae, and it was impossible to fight only forty or fifty monsters.
For example, in the 38th episode of “Mirage Monster”, the opening said that a month ago, the monster used as the background board was wiped out by the winning team.
Well, the victorious team eliminated it alone, without Tiga playing (those who said that the victorious team Fira was unbearable can be omitted).
Then let’s think about the literal translation of Victory Team – [Global Unlimited Mission Squad].
Almost all year round, only a month or two when the monster doesn’t show up can relax a little bit, and if something happens during this period, you have to go back to work immediately (I don’t know how many dates Horii has had).
It’s miserable (007), but under such a background, ordinary people are even more miserable.
One day, I was happily eating hot pot and singing a song, and suddenly there was a monster or alien incident, and I just hiccuped my fart.
How does this TM work? !
As for Chen Xue, who is a time traveler, it seems…should…it seems that she doesn’t have golden fingers.
There is no system, and there is no self-transformer.
So the knowledge about the plot and setting of Dijia TV in my mind is a bit useful.
But this doesn’t change anything.
As we all know, except for the specific time of major events in Dijia’s TV timeline, the order of other unit dramas will not be disconnected if they are randomly changed.
It is probably impossible to be a prophet to help (flicker) and intermediary Hui, and it is very possibleDiscovered by the Kiriarods.
“Tsk! I can only be a salted fish!” Chen Xue cursed angrily.
Why can’t I be Ultraman? If I were Ultraman, I would be like this? ! (Pandaman knocks on the table)
After taking a bath,
Chen Xue lay naked on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
In his sleep, he vaguely heard something calling him, but because he was frightened by Gorzan and lost control, Chen Xue’s mental state is very poor now, and he doesn’t know anything when he enters a deep sleep.
I slept until noon the next day, but I didn’t wake up naturally, but was awakened by the smell in the room.
‘Savoring’ the disgusting stench in the air, Chen Xue looked at the unfamiliar ceiling.
I’m not dreaming…
I really traveled to the world of Tiga, really… Fuck!
The original owner of this body is also named Chen Xue, male, a homeless person.
She has the appearance of the protagonist of a special film, but because her appearance is generally feminine, she looks like a girl when she wears a wig and dresses up a little.
As a result, the original body has been persecuted and bullied by the people around him since middle school, his temperament became depressed and gloomy, and he almost wanted to commit suicide.
Later, in order to get rid of the past, I deliberately made myself more and more unkempt, and lived an extremely sloppy life.
So much so that he became the “scum of society” he is now, living by doing odd jobs every day.
“It’s too miserable! But if it were me, I probably wouldn’t be much better…” Chen Xue, who trimmed her hair in front of the mirror, sighed helplessly.
Yuan’s chicken coop head is too unsightly, and it’s just a little bit better than the tramp’s.
“Phew…he finally looks like a human being.”
After washing his face and putting on his glasses, his eyes were blurred.
Chen Xue:? ? ?
He took off his glasses and was clearly visible.
Putting on the glasses, it was blurry.
“Yesterday… I was wearing glasses to see things clearly…” Chen Xue put the glasses aside with a dazed expression, and then observed her body.
The original self in his memory couldn’t even beat a girl, with thin limbs and a small belly.
Looking at Chen Xue now, although her limbs are not very strong, they still have some muscles. Compared with the past, she is much more powerful. The unsightly belly is gone, and her six-pack abs are faintly visible.
what is this?
When I woke up, I found myself washing the scriptures and cutting the marrow.
Are there any delays in the welfare of the traversers? !
“Although I don’t understand what’s going on, it’s a great help!”
Chen Xue can feel that this body has even greater potential!
Although he doesn’t know the reason, – but he just knows.
If the original body’s physical fitness and potential were filled in a beer glass with the volume of a cocktail, then the current Chen Xue is filled with a large bottle of beer in a huge water storage tower.
Although the amount of big beer is much more than that of cocktails, it is not enough. To survive in this world with all kinds of monsters and aliens, this is not enough!
After washing her face and calming down, Chen Xue raised her head, and said to the handsome young man in the mirror, “Set a small goal – JOJO-level physical fitness!”
Buzz buzz…
“Still, let’s clean up the room first.”
This sorting took a whole day, and there were at least a dozen bags of garbage in total, so Chen Xue had nothing to say.
The original body was so sloppy…
Before he crossed over, he would only see it in news and sand sculpture videos. .
While Chen Xue was cleaning, news about monsters and giants was broadcast on TV, which made him heave a sigh of relief.
That’s right, Ultraman Tiga didn’t have Mode. He still appeared like a normal TV plot, repelling Gorzan and destroying Merba.
Phew… as long as Dijia is still there.
After confirming that Dijia was not destroyed by the will of a certain universe, Chen Xue’s heart was full of hope.
With Di Jia here, all he has to do now is to become stronger and…to survive!
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Because “Altman Tiga” TV is essentially three screenwriters backstabbing each other, so some settings will be based on my own understanding, and it is impossible to follow Yuangu’s settings (it is said that Yuangu eats books twice at a time. times).