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Chapter 346 Farce
Chapter 346 Farce
"Meat... meat..."
Luffy was in a prone position, with his butt pouted high, his face on the pillow, and talking in his sleep.
All kinds of sea beast meat that was roasted until golden and crisp entered his dreamland in turn, but suddenly, the delicious meat turned into a pitch-black shoe sole.
Snapped!
"do not want!"
The air bubbles on the nose shattered, Luffy bounced high while covering his buttocks, and fell back on the bed.
Taking a mouthful of saliva from the corner of his mouth, his consciousness gradually became clear, and Lu Fei rubbed his butt in a daze.
"Huh~ It's a dream."
"Hey, doesn't it hurt?"
"Hahaha, it doesn't hurt anymore!"
Figo's strength is very evil, he obviously ignited the body lamp, but after being beaten, Luffy's butt still didn't dare to touch the ground for five days.
Only now has it finally healed.
This made Luffy a little happy. . .
He got out of bed and moved his body, twisted his butt three times to the left and three times to the right, grinned, and pushed open the bedroom door.
"Good morning, Ace, Sauron, Miss Cook." He greeted with his hand outstretched.
Kuina put her hand on the handle of the knife, thought for a while and sighed, then put her hand down.
"Finally woke up? Luffy." Ace said, "I was going to call you."
Seeing the solemn expressions of Ace, Zoro, and Kuina, Lu Fei was taken aback, his smile gradually disappeared, and he remembered what day it was today.
"Where's Granny Xin?"
"left already."
"Go, go?!" Luffy exclaimed.
"It's going to Mr. Fishing Lantern King to prepare." Ace: "Preparing for the funeral of Ascension."
"Oh..." Luffy's heart relaxed, his buttocks didn't hurt, and he retreated happily. He noticed the things on the table again, and asked in surprise, "That's...?"
"42 lamp coins." Ace said, "All of Grandma Xin's savings."
Sauron interjected: "It is the sum of the shops, lights, and her original savings that we helped her deal with. Granny Xin wanted to hand them over to the Lantern Fishing King, and let the Lantern Fishing King distribute these wealth to those who need them. But just before she left, she said, just leave it to us."
Lu Fei's mouth moved: "We, let's go... Let's see Granny Xin off."
"Of course I'm going, I'll wait for you."
"Ace, why didn't you wake me up?"
"Grandma Xin won't let me go." The four walked out of the residence and walked towards the mansion of King Diao Deng.
Today is the time for the funeral of Diao Deng Wang Wangang's ascension to heaven. In the direction of Diao Deng Wang's mansion, a nine-story tower platform has been built, with a height of 300 meters, so that anyone in any corner of the island can see its existence.
The fishing lamp king will take off there, and in the process of dying, he will pull and fix his own lamp into the sky, blocking the lamp sparks.
So the more you walk in that direction, the denser and crowded the people will be, but it is silent.
People were all looking in the direction of the tower, in groups of twos and threes, but few people spoke to each other.
The four of them were walking through the block when they suddenly heard a soft call from the side: "Guina?"
Kuina turned her head: "Zam?"
The person who called her was the man who told her about the funeral of her ascension, and she came with her.
Zam walked over quickly, and looked at the three of Sauron questioningly: "They are..."
"The younger brother I'm looking for." Guina gestured to Sauron, "The other two are his friends."
The three raised their hands at the same time: "Hello."
The neatness of this movement allowed Zam to immediately see how the three of them were feeling.
He hesitated for a moment and said, "Congratulations on finding your younger brother, Kuina, you... can I trust you?"
Kuina asked: "Of course, thanks to your care before, is there anything I can help with?"
"We are planning to sabotage the funeral." Zam said in a low voice, "Stop the Lord Diao Deng Wang from holding this ascension funeral!"
The four of them stared.
Lu Fei and Ace looked at each other, and Kuina said, "You guys? Zam, I understand that you don't want Mr. Lantern King to die, but ruining the funeral in such a public place..."
"I don't care about that much anymore." Zam said with red eyes: "We went to the king of the starry sky to help dissuade him, and some people went to meet Mr. Diao Deng Wang, but it seems that Mr. Diao Deng Wang has not changed his mind. Meaning, the funeral is coming up soon, and this is the only way we have left!
Even if we are blamed by Lord Diao Deng Wang, even if we die, we will definitely..."
He clenched his fists, his body trembled slightly, showing a suppressed determination.
Kuina looked at the three of Sauron.
"Let's go." Luffy said.
Ace also nodded: "Together."
Zam suddenly showed surprise: "Thank you two brothers, your names are..."
Soon, Zam took the four of them to a courtyard very close to the tower.
There are 47 people gathered here, and adding the five of them makes 52 people.
The weakest is also the king who lights one lamp, and the strongest is the king who lights three lamps.
"Huh? Zam, I brought people here at this time. They are..." someone said unexpectedly.
"It's my friend, no problem."
Zam patted his chest and assured that the four of Kuina and these people would briefly introduce each other soon.
The eyes of the four communicated secretly.
'There are too many people. '
'It's okay, just stop for a while. '
'be careful. '
Even Luffy's off-line character has reached an ideological consensus with the other three.
Stop the funeral?How can it be stopped.
They also wanted to prevent Granny Xin's death, but they respected Granny Xin's choice, and respected the destination chosen by an old senior.
Even Figo is on the island, anyone who wants to stop the funeral is unlikely to succeed, it will only make the funeral imperfect and add a farce to the end of the predecessors, so they have to stop those who want to stop Funeral man!
Time passed by, and noon was approaching.
In the block outside, there was a small commotion for a moment, and the next moment, even the sound of breathing almost disappeared.
In the courtyard, the kings who planned to stop the funeral looked at each other, and someone who went outside to investigate returned, and said in a low voice: "Get ready to act, Mr. Yudeng King has already started to climb the tower, everyone remember which direction you should take action from!" right?"
Everyone nodded in unison.
Kuina took a deep breath, faced Zam, and said, "I'm sorry, Zam."
"Sorry, Jorus."
"Sorry, Eefa."
"Sorry……"
At the same time when the four of Kuina were ready to go, they suddenly heard sentences similar to what Kuina said one after another in the courtyard!
In the courtyard, there was a moment of dead silence.
Nearly [-]% of the kings looked at each other in blank dismay.
The remaining [-]% of the kings were those who were said to be sorry, and their eyes widened at this time.
"What... are you sorry for?"
"Hello?! You?!"
The 39 people smiled at each other and surrounded the remaining 13 people: "Here, don't move."
"You, you?!"
"I trust you so much, bastard!"
island center.
Wang Wangang, the fishing lamp king who climbed to the top of the tower step by step, smiled.
(End of this chapter)
"Meat... meat..."
Luffy was in a prone position, with his butt pouted high, his face on the pillow, and talking in his sleep.
All kinds of sea beast meat that was roasted until golden and crisp entered his dreamland in turn, but suddenly, the delicious meat turned into a pitch-black shoe sole.
Snapped!
"do not want!"
The air bubbles on the nose shattered, Luffy bounced high while covering his buttocks, and fell back on the bed.
Taking a mouthful of saliva from the corner of his mouth, his consciousness gradually became clear, and Lu Fei rubbed his butt in a daze.
"Huh~ It's a dream."
"Hey, doesn't it hurt?"
"Hahaha, it doesn't hurt anymore!"
Figo's strength is very evil, he obviously ignited the body lamp, but after being beaten, Luffy's butt still didn't dare to touch the ground for five days.
Only now has it finally healed.
This made Luffy a little happy. . .
He got out of bed and moved his body, twisted his butt three times to the left and three times to the right, grinned, and pushed open the bedroom door.
"Good morning, Ace, Sauron, Miss Cook." He greeted with his hand outstretched.
Kuina put her hand on the handle of the knife, thought for a while and sighed, then put her hand down.
"Finally woke up? Luffy." Ace said, "I was going to call you."
Seeing the solemn expressions of Ace, Zoro, and Kuina, Lu Fei was taken aback, his smile gradually disappeared, and he remembered what day it was today.
"Where's Granny Xin?"
"left already."
"Go, go?!" Luffy exclaimed.
"It's going to Mr. Fishing Lantern King to prepare." Ace: "Preparing for the funeral of Ascension."
"Oh..." Luffy's heart relaxed, his buttocks didn't hurt, and he retreated happily. He noticed the things on the table again, and asked in surprise, "That's...?"
"42 lamp coins." Ace said, "All of Grandma Xin's savings."
Sauron interjected: "It is the sum of the shops, lights, and her original savings that we helped her deal with. Granny Xin wanted to hand them over to the Lantern Fishing King, and let the Lantern Fishing King distribute these wealth to those who need them. But just before she left, she said, just leave it to us."
Lu Fei's mouth moved: "We, let's go... Let's see Granny Xin off."
"Of course I'm going, I'll wait for you."
"Ace, why didn't you wake me up?"
"Grandma Xin won't let me go." The four walked out of the residence and walked towards the mansion of King Diao Deng.
Today is the time for the funeral of Diao Deng Wang Wangang's ascension to heaven. In the direction of Diao Deng Wang's mansion, a nine-story tower platform has been built, with a height of 300 meters, so that anyone in any corner of the island can see its existence.
The fishing lamp king will take off there, and in the process of dying, he will pull and fix his own lamp into the sky, blocking the lamp sparks.
So the more you walk in that direction, the denser and crowded the people will be, but it is silent.
People were all looking in the direction of the tower, in groups of twos and threes, but few people spoke to each other.
The four of them were walking through the block when they suddenly heard a soft call from the side: "Guina?"
Kuina turned her head: "Zam?"
The person who called her was the man who told her about the funeral of her ascension, and she came with her.
Zam walked over quickly, and looked at the three of Sauron questioningly: "They are..."
"The younger brother I'm looking for." Guina gestured to Sauron, "The other two are his friends."
The three raised their hands at the same time: "Hello."
The neatness of this movement allowed Zam to immediately see how the three of them were feeling.
He hesitated for a moment and said, "Congratulations on finding your younger brother, Kuina, you... can I trust you?"
Kuina asked: "Of course, thanks to your care before, is there anything I can help with?"
"We are planning to sabotage the funeral." Zam said in a low voice, "Stop the Lord Diao Deng Wang from holding this ascension funeral!"
The four of them stared.
Lu Fei and Ace looked at each other, and Kuina said, "You guys? Zam, I understand that you don't want Mr. Lantern King to die, but ruining the funeral in such a public place..."
"I don't care about that much anymore." Zam said with red eyes: "We went to the king of the starry sky to help dissuade him, and some people went to meet Mr. Diao Deng Wang, but it seems that Mr. Diao Deng Wang has not changed his mind. Meaning, the funeral is coming up soon, and this is the only way we have left!
Even if we are blamed by Lord Diao Deng Wang, even if we die, we will definitely..."
He clenched his fists, his body trembled slightly, showing a suppressed determination.
Kuina looked at the three of Sauron.
"Let's go." Luffy said.
Ace also nodded: "Together."
Zam suddenly showed surprise: "Thank you two brothers, your names are..."
Soon, Zam took the four of them to a courtyard very close to the tower.
There are 47 people gathered here, and adding the five of them makes 52 people.
The weakest is also the king who lights one lamp, and the strongest is the king who lights three lamps.
"Huh? Zam, I brought people here at this time. They are..." someone said unexpectedly.
"It's my friend, no problem."
Zam patted his chest and assured that the four of Kuina and these people would briefly introduce each other soon.
The eyes of the four communicated secretly.
'There are too many people. '
'It's okay, just stop for a while. '
'be careful. '
Even Luffy's off-line character has reached an ideological consensus with the other three.
Stop the funeral?How can it be stopped.
They also wanted to prevent Granny Xin's death, but they respected Granny Xin's choice, and respected the destination chosen by an old senior.
Even Figo is on the island, anyone who wants to stop the funeral is unlikely to succeed, it will only make the funeral imperfect and add a farce to the end of the predecessors, so they have to stop those who want to stop Funeral man!
Time passed by, and noon was approaching.
In the block outside, there was a small commotion for a moment, and the next moment, even the sound of breathing almost disappeared.
In the courtyard, the kings who planned to stop the funeral looked at each other, and someone who went outside to investigate returned, and said in a low voice: "Get ready to act, Mr. Yudeng King has already started to climb the tower, everyone remember which direction you should take action from!" right?"
Everyone nodded in unison.
Kuina took a deep breath, faced Zam, and said, "I'm sorry, Zam."
"Sorry, Jorus."
"Sorry, Eefa."
"Sorry……"
At the same time when the four of Kuina were ready to go, they suddenly heard sentences similar to what Kuina said one after another in the courtyard!
In the courtyard, there was a moment of dead silence.
Nearly [-]% of the kings looked at each other in blank dismay.
The remaining [-]% of the kings were those who were said to be sorry, and their eyes widened at this time.
"What... are you sorry for?"
"Hello?! You?!"
The 39 people smiled at each other and surrounded the remaining 13 people: "Here, don't move."
"You, you?!"
"I trust you so much, bastard!"
island center.
Wang Wangang, the fishing lamp king who climbed to the top of the tower step by step, smiled.
(End of this chapter)
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