Chapter 198
196 Old Thief, Have You Ever Gone To Hell To Study?
[Some people are still alive, but in fact he is dead], this sentence perfectly sums up Sao Zhu’s current situation.
In the terrified scream of Sao Pig, his chubby body crossed a long arc in the air, flying all the way for an unknown distance, and finally thumped and landed steadily.
“Indeed, I’m dying of laughter, Sao Pig is still hooking slowly here! 35
So, Sao Zhu once again paid a thousand yuan in tears.
The audience was so excited when they saw this scene, what is it that their hearts can be punished, this is called their hearts can be punished!!!
With a swish, just as she flew out of the passage, Sister Zhou saw the iron plate below flashing past. At the same time, it stopped the figure that continued to fly down!
“The game design of the old thief is really too insidious. If I played it, I would not be able to sleep well for a week, but watching Sao Pig play, I will be happy!”
“Hey, what does this mean, why is there no way, and what does this sentence on the wall mean?” Sao Pig was a little confused, and he didn’t even react, or he didn’t want to believe that there was no way to go before him. fact.
He was very lucky. After climbing the cliff, when the road forked, he did not choose to take the pit lane on the left, so he avoided the fate of returning to his happy hometown. few.
Torture, pure torture!
“Saozhu, you said that 280 is reversed, when did the old thief go to hell to study? It was clearly the eighteen layers of hell that the king of hell went to [New World] to study!
“It’s full, my blood pressure is full!
“That’s right, the old thief is always torturing the king, and the king of hell calls him an expert when he sees it!”
“Haha, it’s just practice makes perfect…” Hearing all kinds of exclamations, Sister Zhou was very calm, and there was even a numbness on her face.
After almost half an hour of groping, Yin Zi finally managed to climb to the roof of the house.
Although she was not spared this time and didn’t return to her hometown, Sister Zhou couldn’t help sighing: “This old thief, did he go to Gotham City to fight Batman in his last life, how can he be so funny? !!!”
This Nima, should you believe it or not?!
“Fuck, Sister Zhou is so awesome, she didn’t continue to fall!”
In the process of falling, the golden mist floating on the passage formed a piece, and fell into the eyes of Sao Pig, not to mention, it was quite beautiful!
But because the passage was slanted, I saw Sao Pig fly out like a slide, and directly missed the iron plate placed on the top of the cliff!!!!
After only going down a few meters, Sao Zhu began to complain, the same road, the difficulty of getting up and down the passage is not the same grade at all!
“Play this game, hey, Xiao, you must scream! 39
“What I want to say is, is there a possibility that this game designed by the old thief actually has the existence of gravity? So if you want to go down, Sao Pig, you don’t need to climb at all, just jump right off! 99
“Damn, I’ve been tortured by the old thief and lost my mind, just thinking about hooking the wall with a hammer!!!””
When the weightlessness came, I saw Sao Pig slide down this passage and continue to fall down.
“Can’t get through? TM can’t get through, I’m walking Nima, a geoduck, I tm crawled for half an hour, half an hour, and then you tell me at the end that it’s a dead end?!
“Indeed, the only one who can survive the killing in this passage should be Sister Zhou at the moment!!!”
“Strong, Sister Zhou, this is indeed an anticipation of the old thief’s actions!”5
After scolding for a while, after drawing the red envelopes, he finally calmed down again: “Then how are we going to play now, brothers?”5
She can do this not because she was abused by her younger brother, and, as an older sister, Sister Zhou has some understanding of Zhou Che.
“Damn, it almost made me laugh out loud!”
“Run, this is not the way to kindergarten!
The most irritating thing is that the old thief actually wrote such a paragraph on the wall to mock the player!
No matter how frantic he is, the red envelope is still to be distributed, and the audience is not used to him.
The next moment, Sao Zhu’s eyes suddenly brightened, he has successfully left this passage!!!
The water friends talked one after another, and at present, it seems that this is the only way to do it.
“What the hell? It turns out that this tm is a dead end!!!”
Most of these are the anchors who play the game without hesitation in order to attract audiences. When they play here, they all present classic facial expressions to the audience in the live broadcast room.
“This tm, is it a playful person, two fork roads are set up, and then one of the roads can’t be reached directly?”
As soon as the picture turned, Sao Pig came to the pink room that he was already familiar with and could no longer be familiar with. The cute cats and dogs around him were frantically selling cuteness around him.
“Grass!!!” After being stunned for a while, Sao Pig finally broke out again:
“Haha, Sao Pig broke the defense again!”
I saw that on the left side above him, it turned out to be a floating snake. The snake should be made of sculpture. It was motionless, quite long, and its body extended to an invisible distance.
Alas, if there are pigs, why are there thieves…
“Fuck, this tm just fell all the way to the starting point of the game?”
On top of this snake, there is a big rock, on which is written a line of words: [Please be careful, don’t play with snakes, use a wooden barrel to continue climbing]
“Is this game sick, is this old thief sick?! Is this tm a game that people can play?! 35
I think it took him half an hour to get up, and then when he got down, I’m afraid it would take another half an hour.
In Yinzi’s live broadcast room, he kept talking, and he was also waving the small hammer in his hand, and kept climbing up.
The audience was blown away when they saw this scene!!!
“Don’t play with snakes…Is this a hint from the old thief? Seeing this hint, Yin Zi frowned.
Finally, this old thief’s newly released small game, he can play, but in the process of playing, he tortured his high blood pressure abruptly.
There is no doubt that there are two paths, waiting for Yin Zi to make a choice!
Yin Zi turned his head to look, and sure enough, above him to the right, was a hanging wooden barrel.
“It looks like the old thief deliberately designed it, after stepping into the trap he made, how can it be so simple to get out of it!
Sao Pig roared, his face that had already cooled down instantly turned red and warm, and changed to the same as that of a horse monkey, he took a hammer and aimed at the surrounding ground and knocked wildly: “Then what have I been doing for half an hour? Lonely? Grass, bastard, the old thief is a bastard. Did he go to the eighteenth hell to study in his previous life? How could he torture people like this?
“Grass, how come it’s so much more difficult than going up!!!””
“I strongly suggest that the old thief should go to the police station to prepare a case. It’s just too scary to pull this shit!!!”
Sao Zhu’s expression was excited, his face was even redder than the head of a braised pig, he was frantically bbing, but the next moment the game screen dimmed directly, and a prompt popped up in front of him:
“Do you still need to think about it? Sao pig, the road on the right before is the correct one!”
“I’m back to my hometown again, so what the hell have I been playing for the past few hours!!! Crap!
A nightmarish scene appeared, and a dead tree appeared in front of him…
Sao Zhu found that this passage was easy to get up and down, and the buckle that could be easily hooked when going up was easy to loosen due to the influence of gravity, and it took several hooks to hook firmly. .
“The old thief’s design is too vicious. I feel distressed for Sao Pig for three seconds, and the distress is over. Forgive me for laughing out loud, hahaha!!!”
“Besides, Sao Pig….you triggered the Easter Egg!!!35
No, even longer.
Let’s look at Digging to Survive again, there is not even a single save point, and the terrain basically extends upwards infinitely, which means that if there is a serious mistake… then it can only explode directly on the spot, and all of a sudden from Back to the starting point!!!
“What dragon country clown!”
“If you can’t go up, you can only go down!
But at this time, another choice appeared in front of him.
“Pfft, did the old thief actually set this relaxation egg in this game?”
“Go back the way you came, Sao Pig!
Sure enough, it is not only scaring people to scare people out of a brain hemorrhage, but also driving people crazy!
There is a beautiful girl from Bangguo who punched and kicked directly at her VR machine: “Xiba, I don’t play anymore, Xiba, old thief, I want to kill you Xiba!
But when she jumped down and returned, Sister Zhou was blessed by her heart, and for no reason she had another heart.
She subconsciously felt that there was a bigger pit waiting for her next!
Sister Zhou was also one of the unfortunate members. She unfortunately went to the left and hurriedly climbed to the top of the passage. When she found out that it was a dead end, she was also quite desperate.
The audience were talking, and when they heard the barrage prompt in their ears, Sao Pig finally accepted this terrible fact, and his face… distorted!!!
“It can only be said that the old thief understands players too well, and knows that some players are going to be diagnosed with high blood pressure, and successfully predicts again!
Seeing this wall, combined with the text prompts on the wall, the audience instantly reacted:
“It’s still a game of luck, isn’t it?!
“Fuck, Nima is wrong!!!
“The system has detected that your blood pressure is too high, please stop playing this game and rest.”9
Described in one sentence is: uphill is like diarrhea, downhill is like eating shit.
Brush it up!!!
Thinking of him before, he was still a top streamer on the Douyu platform. Since the birth of [New World], each game released is better than the other, but he can’t play any more in terms of physical strength and courage, which led him to The heat is getting lower and lower.
“Nima, the old thief, this is too much!!!”
“Yeah, I watched Sao Zhu and Teacher Ma before, and they all chose the left side. After being trapped by the old thief, they flew all the way back to the starting point. Sister Zhou’s reaction was okay, she was hooked!!!!
“The old thief did this job so beautifully, he really just played with a hammer?!
“Hahaha, this Nima is too miserable, I only now know the true meaning of the phrase “some people are alive, but they are already dead”!!!
“No, no… 55 Sao Pig already had a very bad premonition in his heart at this moment. With unbelievable eyes, he suddenly looked forward, grass!
You must study carefully before you can move forward. A little carelessness is the tragic fate of falling to the bottom of the cliff!
The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly burst into laughter:
Set up two roads, and then one of them is a dead end. After you climb up for a long time, I will tell you the truth!
“It’s over, it’s over!!!’35
“I wiped it, I almost fell. If Jienima falls, I’m afraid I will go back to my hometown again. I’m rude to tell the water friends, the game is much more difficult than Sekiro.”! !!”
Sao pig:
“Grass, old thief, old thief, I would like to think that he designed this game to torture people enough, it turns out that he can even more torture people’s tricks!
The audience immediately laughed. This Easter egg appeared in Silent Hill and Deep Sea Trek before, but I never thought that I could meet it in Dig to Survive!
And the most saucy is, Sao Pig, it’s him again! Every time Sao Pig comes to play, he can successfully trigger this Easter egg!
So Sao Pig used the hammer to move his body again, preparing to go back the same way.
“It is estimated that I have been with the old thief for a long time, and I was infected by the old thief! The talk comes when you open your mouth!!!”
“What’s wrong with my tm…” Seeing these cats and dogs, Sao Pig couldn’t feel any warmth at the moment, and he sighed to the sky.
“Going back to the original starting point, standing blankly in front of the mirror..35
“It’s time to relax.
In this comparison, “Sekiro” is much friendlier than this game!
Visually, his rebroadcast plan may end here…
“Wardfa, origin, Maron Fak, I’m going to the damn origin again!!!” There was a little white brother with a twisted face and his hands on his head.
In this case, there is no nonsense anymore, Sao Pig immediately gave up hooking the wall with a hammer!
While feeling a strong sense of weightlessness, she was not attracted by the golden light in front of her, but kept paying attention to the situation below!
“Well, this passage is a pure trap, you are fooled, this is not the mercy of the old thief at all, this is the malice of the old thief!!!
Yin Zi’s remarks aroused the approval of the audience. That’s right, although the enemy of “Sekiro” is very strong, one will die a dozen times, but at least the game “Sekiro” can be resurrected, and there are save points!
“Stop bbing, a thousand red envelopes, hurry up, act, saucy pig!!””
And what’s even more pitiful is that the design of the game itself is disgusting enough, and the old thief has added some malicious intent to it, making it impossible for players to guard against it!
Hearing the sound of the barrage, Sao Zhu suddenly felt a sense of relief, he slapped his bald head suddenly: “Yes, I jumped directly, and I am still cautiously crawling here!!! 39
All kinds of roars, collapses, and a group of demons danced wildly, as if they had come to a zoo, and it just so happened that the animals in this zoo were all in heat.
All I can say is, it’s amazing!!!
“It’s no wonder that Sao Pig has climbed so easily along the way. This doesn’t give the player a little sweetness. How could the player be fooled and willing to continue to move forward!”5
When the player thinks that he is enough to cheat people, maybe his career of cheating the player has just begun.
“Yes, how come and how come back!”
“Damn, this old thief is crazy, I’m playing Nima a geoduck!
At this moment, the entire game screen seemed to be stagnant, and then half a second later, countless barrages erupted!
It’s not just a pig, because it’s a one-half possibility, which means that almost half of the players in the world have entered the dead end, and then realized the philosophical meaning of “although alive and dead”.
“Haha, God tm went to Gotham City to fight Batman, when did Sister Zhou speak so much?!!”
However, it is just such a distraction that something big happens!