I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

even.

Even Tianting's luck has lost a few cents!

……

……

Western cattle Hezhou.

The Bodhi patriarch who was waiting for Sun Wukong to come to learn the art, all the flowers that have been waiting are gone.

He was ordered by his body to stay here, to accept Sun Wukong as his disciple and pass on his Taoism.

This is an extremely important part of the entire calamity.

If Monkey King is not here for a day, he will not be able to leave for a day!

And I have to teach the most simple and boring kind of kindergarten Taoism to those mortals I found.

It's so boring!

"Why don't you come here? It's been almost 100 years, Gan, it seems that the old man will go there himself!"

After thinking about it, Patriarch Bodhi finally made such a decision.

Nima.

Who is his Bodhi Patriarch?

Saint avatar.

Just speak out.

In the entire Three Realms, countless people wanted to worship him as their teacher, even at any cost.

But now it's a good thing, he still has to take the initiative to come to the door and beg for a teacher.

Fuck!

……

……

this day.

Sun Wukong finished his tour in Nanzhan Buzhou and came to Xiniu Hezhou by boat.

===Chapter 6 Bodhi Patriarch said that he is a bit over the top===

Sun Wukong had just set foot on land.

Then there is a loud and clear singing voice coming to the wind,

"What's the use of heaven and earth? You can't use quilts; what's the use of wind and moon? You can't eat or drink."

"What's the use of dust? Everything is in it; what's the use of change? Taoism is self-contained."

"What's the use of facing the wall? You can't see the torrent; what's the use of drinking it? A big bag."

"..."

"Where did you come from? We lived in the same world, we sang together, we traveled all over the world..."

This song seems to have a strange power.

It calms the mind and cleanses the soul.

Li Jing and his son, who had been following Sun Wukong all this time, were startled at this moment, with ecstasy in their eyes.

"Meet an expert!"

The two cried out in their hearts.

This song contains the law of the great way.

If they can hold it well.

maybe.

Really able to break through to a higher level!

Just as the two of them were about to sit down and comprehend the singing, regardless of everything else, an angry voice came from beside them,

"Whoever is riding a horse sings so badly, it's so deaf to the ears of labor and capital, get out of labor and capital!"

"Bang!"

All sentiments.

In an instant, the smoke dissipated, and Li Jing and his son were almost so angry that they turned their backs.

And the other side.

Patriarch Bodhi, who turned into a woodcutter, also didn't come up in one breath, his face flushed from holding back.

After reacting, he wished to strangle Sun Wukong to death.

Do you find it unpleasant to ride on the sound of the avenue when labor and capital became sanctified?

Suppressing anger.

Patriarch Bodhi appeared, and he walked slowly in front of Sun Wukong,

"Little brother, be polite!"

"Polite fart!"

Sun Wukong opened his mouth and gave Patriarch Bodhi a face,

"Old guy, I can tell at a glance that you are not human. You sing so badly, and you have the nerve to show off."

"Fortunately, I met me this time, otherwise, what if I scare the flowers and plants?"

"Is it itchy and want to eat my pinecone phlegm and lightning whip?"

Sun Wukong spewed out a series of questions from his mouth, Li Jing and his son were all fooled by what he said!

"What the monkey said seems to make sense, but the singing is really not good."

A thought involuntarily grew in their hearts.

"Little brother, don't say that,"

The Bodhi Patriarch is the Bodhi Patriarch after all, he was not stopped by Sun Wukong, he continued,

"Little brother, you don't know something. My singing voice was taught to me by an old fairy on the mountain."

"If you can sing it several times a day, not only will you be free from all diseases, but you will also prolong your life!"

"I believe in you asshole!"

Monkey King showed disdain,

"In my opinion, that's just a charlatan, labor and management can't be fooled by you."

"Uh," Patriarch Bodhi came here with a mission, so he couldn't help feeling a little more angry at this moment.

"Little brother, what I said is the truth."

"The mountain in front of me is Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai. There is a three-star cave with a slanting moon on the mountain. In the cave lives an old fairy named Patriarch Bodhi."

"He taught me this song. If you don't believe me, little brother, you can go and find out the authenticity."

"I think little brother has extraordinary bones, maybe the gods will accept you as a disciple and teach you a few spells!"

"Old Grape? Don't go!"

Faced with the invitation of Bodhi Patriarch, Sun Wukong flatly refused,

"What grape ancestor? What kind of god, how can there be any god in the world who wants to lie to me?"

"Let me tell you, I'm educated, a Ph.D. graduate from Qinghua University, do you think I'll believe your nonsense?"

At this time, the system sounded,

【Ding!Reject the invitation of Patriarch Bodhi, destroy the plot of Journey to the West, and reward the magical power of the Buddha Kingdom in your palm! 】

"..."

Faced with Sun Wukong's attitude of refraining from oil and salt, Rao Bodhi Patriarch couldn't help it.

At this time.

Li Jing and his son on the side quickly reacted, and quickly grabbed Sun Wukong,

"Your Majesty, we have been looking for it for so many years, but there is no result. Why don't we go to him and have a look, anyway, there is nothing to lose."

"fart!"

Sun Wukong slapped Li Jing on the head, causing him to stagger,

"How much time will I lose by going here and there, huh?... An inch of time is an inch of green, and an inch of green is hard to buy an inch of time. When you are young, you don't know the value of green, and when you are old, you will cry. don't know?"

"I understand your paralysis!!!"

Li Jing, father and son, and Patriarch Bodhi cursed in their hearts at the same time.

You go on a horse to make colors!

"Since my brother doesn't believe me, then I have nothing to say, so let's leave!"

Seeing that this trick of the immortal guiding the way didn't work, Patriarch Bodhi decided to retreat first and think of another way.

"Wait, did I let you go?"

At this moment, Sun Wukong stopped the Bodhi ancestor.

"Is there anything else, little brother?"

Patriarch Bodhi thought Sun Wukong had changed his mind, and suddenly, a smile appeared on his face.

"Of course there is something,"

Monkey King nodded, "I have a method that can prolong the life of old people like you, which is much better than the strange song you sang!"

"How much better?"

Patriarch Bodhi was taken aback.

Is there a sound more awesome than the sound of the road?

Then I have to listen to it!

"That's right,"

Sun Wukong nodded, "This song is easy to learn, and suitable for all ages."

"Hmm... the name of this song is Little Apple. It will work together with the magic square dancing technique!"

"Really?"

Patriarch Bodhi was even more curious.

"Try it, and you won't suffer any disadvantages!" Sun Wukong persuaded.

"Okay, old man, let's give him a try!"

……

……

A full two hours.

Two hours later.

Patriarch Bodhi finally staggered back to the Three Star Cave of the Oblique Moon.

him at the moment.

It looks like a caterpillar with a head on its head, full of the dynamic feeling of 'you are my little little apple'.

Gan!

This shit... brainwashed!

After half an hour.

Patriarch Bodhi finally got up from the ground, and there was still some desire in his eyes!