I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

Then he really became the ancestor of the Tathagata.

And he happened to be an ordinary disciple of Buddhism, the most ordinary kind.

A most ordinary Buddhist disciple became the ancestor of the Buddha?

That's not the scenery!

That's courting death, okay? !

Subsequently.

Thinking of Avalokitesvara who asked him to come to Wuzhi Mountain to accept Monkey King as his disciple.

A resentment suddenly rose in Tang Seng's heart.

Originally, he was a monk at Jinshan Temple.

Knock on the wooden fish and chant scriptures every day, and explain the Zen of life to the rich lady who came to worship Buddha.

Don't mention how moist this day is.

result.

When Guanyin appeared, he insisted on going to a place hundreds of thousands of miles away to learn scriptures.

This Nima.

Thousands of miles away, he went and returned with his life?

He directly refused.

but.

What he didn't expect was.

the next day.

Throughout the Tang Dynasty, it was rumored that Tang Seng was a holy monk who was rare in a thousand years. In order to save all living beings, he was willing to go to the West to obtain the scriptures.

There is no way, under the shouts of the public, in the end, he can only be forced to embark on the journey to the west.

On the road.

Guanyin said that he found some disciples to protect him.

The eldest disciple is even the legendary Monkey King, the kind who can't do it.

Take a look now.

This shit, a cow is a cow, but this is too much, right?

Is everyone stepping on a horse from the grandfather of the Buddha? !

Thousands of words, finally turned into a sentence in Tang Seng's heart,

"Guanyin, are you messing with me?!"

West, Daleiyin Temple.

Guanyin: "???"

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"My lord, in fact, the little monk didn't do it on purpose, he was misled by the woman..."

Tang Seng apologized sincerely.

After speaking a full [-] words, he scolded all eighteen generations of Guanyin's ancestors, and finally changed his style of painting and knelt down to beg for mercy.

"My lord, look, your lord has a lot, so don't worry about these..."

Sun Wukong nodded slightly.

Brother, it's pretty good!

So ever.

He waved his hand and said with pride,

"It's a misunderstanding, so let's close it."

"However, when my old grandson was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, he once swore a heavy oath in his heart."

"If one day, someone can save my great sage from trouble, I will definitely take him in as a disciple, treat him like my own son, and take care of him with all his shit and piss."

"So, Tang Sanzang, since you saved me, then you can become a teacher!"

Tang Seng:? ? ?

Why does it sound weird?

He murmured in his heart, but then thought about it.

I also feel that the Monkey King in front of me is a sweetheart with a noble character.

Don't be offended by your own words.

On the contrary, he is willing to abide by the oath he made 500 years ago, accept himself as a disciple, and even feed him with shit and piss. He is willing to do such tedious things.

Don't talk about it, Monkey King is really a good person!

Think of this.

Tang Seng didn't hesitate any more, and simply knelt down three times and kowtowed nine times, "Master, please accept my apprentice's bow!"

Good guy, he was crippled by labor and management!

Sun Wukong really couldn't help the smile in his heart, and said with a smile,

"Hahaha! Good, good, my good apprentice, get up quickly!"

Subsequently.

He thought of another thing, and continued to say to Tang Seng who stood up,

"Since you have entered my sect, I will give you a dharma name as a teacher. What do you think?"

"This...don't dare to hide from Master, this little disciple already has a Dharma title, called 'Xuan Zang'."

"It doesn't matter, then I will give you a Taoist name, called 'Three Burials', the three burials of burying the sky, burying the earth, and burying the common people. What do you think?"

'Three burials'?

To bury the sky and bury the common people? !

Nima!

Domineering, Master!

Tang Seng pondered for a moment, and happily agreed.

at the same time.

A system notification sounded in Sun Wukong's mind,

[Ding, congratulations to the host for playing bad Tang Seng, destroying the plot of Journey to the West, and obtaining the most precious killing gun, the twelfth-grade pure world white lotus, and the Taoist whip! 】

Whip system Taoism? ? ?

Nima!

This is for me to go farther and farther on the road of pinecone phlegm shaking lightning whip!

Sun Wukong has black lines all over his head.

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in the clouds.

The four-valued meritorious service and the five-party Jiedi witnessed what happened below.

Several people looked at each other with solemn expressions.

Damn, Tang Seng actually worshiped Sun Wukong as his teacher.

Really lying in a big slot!

They thought about stopping it.

But after some excuses, no one dared to go.

After all, they are very clear in their hearts.

In case Sun Wukong was angered and was beaten to death by one of his sticks.

That would be a dead end, and the Buddhist sect would reprimand the monkey a few words at most.

As for revenge, that's impossible. This is the boss of the robbery, who dares to touch him?

===Chapter 24 Disciple will send you to heaven immediately as a teacher===

However, you can't just watch it like this.

Finally, after some discussion, they decided to send a meritorious Cao to report to Guanyin.

The rest of the people continued to stare here.

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the other side.

Sun Wukong gave Tang Seng a meaningful look,

"Disciple, thank you for saving me from the predicament. I will follow the Bodhisattva's will and send you to the west heaven!"

"Amitabha, this is very good, thank you Master!"

Tang Sanzang was very satisfied.

Not long after he left Chang'an, he encountered many dangers and really needed escort.

Since it was arranged by Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, and he is a figure from the grandfather generation of Tathagata Buddha, his strength is absolutely indistinguishable!

"That apprentice, prepare a little bit, and I will send you to the west immediately as a teacher!"

Sun Wukong took out his Primordial Lightning Whip and reminded him lightly.

"Then thank you, Master..."

Before Tang Sanzang finished speaking, he watched in horror as Sun Wukong swung his whip, hitting him head and face!

Without even uttering a scream, he was beaten into a ball of minced meat!

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for killing Tang Seng at the beginning of the game, ruining the plot of Journey to the West, and getting a karma-level Palm Buddha Kingdom experience card! 】

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quiet!

Dead quiet!

Quiet needle drop can be heard!

In the sky, the remaining three heroes and Wufang Jiedi were stunned for an instant!

"The scripture learner was... beaten to death?"

Yintou Jiedi murmured dumbly.

This Westward Journey just started, is it over?

It's outrageous to turn against a teacher, how can you play like this again?

"I'm afraid it can't be solved by Venerable Avalokitesvara alone. You watch this place, and I will go to the west to invite the Tathagata Buddha!"

Jintou Jiedi's face turned pale, and after giving an order, he hurried to the Great Leiyin Temple in Xitian.

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