LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 40 - What the Hell is This Place
Chapter 40: What the Hell is This Place
A check-in procedure?
Who’s checking in? I didn’t plan to check in!
Shu Ke was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat. He had never said that he wanted to check in! This is a restriction of personal freedom!
“No… I…”
“It’s okay, junior. You will definitely fall in love with the banana building!”
Without waiting for Shu Ke to refuse, Asher raised his hand and gave Shu Ke a pat on the shoulder.
“The banana building is quite well known. It is one of the top 10 best dorms in the entire academy. There have been dozens of star pupils from that dorm.”
“In addition, the banana building is rather large, but there aren’t a lot of people staying there. So one can basically have a private floor. It is surely enough for you to rest!”
At this time, Igor Croc was like a weird man who is offering candy to a child, using alluring words to persuade Shu Ke to stay in the banana building.
“Moreover, I’m a support paladin. With me, you don’t need to bring any medicine in future battles. You can also enjoy the feasts that I cook!”
“Asher is a war paladin. If you want some practice, you can go to him. You won’t be able to hurt him even if you beat the hell out of him.”
“As for Reid, he is a magic fencer. He has always been known as the one-hit killer. He can break the defense of a tier-5 magical beast and kill a tier-4 magical beast in one move. You can talk to him if you like swords.”
“There is even a genius mage in our building. However, she is still sleeping. You can wait and see what she is capable of.”
“In short, you can get a lot of benefits here that you can’t get in other dormitories!”
Igor looked at Shu Ke with all seriousness and poured his heart out in that invitation.
Although Shu Ke couldn’t tell if his face was serious, the sincerity touched him.
Now that he thought about it, it seems that he had misjudged them based on appearance.
Just because Asher was a pervert, Shu Ke couldn’t stubbornly think that other people were also perverts.
In fact, their behavior was still quite normal. Shu Ke didn’t see anything wrong with it.
Nothing they did was weird except the way they dressed, but it shouldn’t be a big problem.
It didn’t mean anything. It could be a hobby.
Thinking of this, Shu Ke suddenly felt that he was being a little unreasonable, so he nodded. “I’ll consider.”
“Yay!”
“That’s great!”
“Finally, someone is willing to live in our banana building!”
Hearing Shu Ke give in, the three of them immediately jumped up in excitement.
Even Reid, who seemed to be the most serious person, was dancing happily like a child.
“We can finally save the banana building!”
“I’ll go get prepare some of my specialty dishes. Let’s feast tonight!”
Igor immediately picked up the huge kitchen knife that was comparable to a battle knife and went into the kitchen.
When Shu Ke saw how happy they were, he felt a wave of comfort in his heart.
However, he soon realized that something was wrong with this place.
“Where did that wild laughter come from?”
A burst of maniacal laughter was heard, causing Shu Ke to feel a chill on his back. He even started to sweat.
“Ah?”
Before the two of them could react, they waved their hands casually, “That should be Igor. He’s always a little excited when he cooks.”
“AHAHAHAHAHA!!”
“HAHAHAHA!!”
..
This is deemed “a little excited”?
Shu Ke couldn’t help but shiver. This laughter sounded like it came from purgatory. Are you telling me that he’s just a little excited?
Shu Ke couldn’t help but feel a little worried as he walked to the outside of the kitchen. He looked around to see what was going on with Igor.
But when he looked at it, Igor almost scared Shu Ke.
‘Damn it, are you cooking or filming a magic version of Saw??’
Igor held a weapon that looked like a chainsaw and directly hacked at the body of an ox-shaped magical beast.
Shu Ke knew this magical beast to be a tier-1 magical beast, the Iron-Ox.
It got its name due to the thick iron-like exterior it had.
Although it was a tier-1 magical beast, it was remarkably strong and had an extremely bad temper. Once it was provoked, the Iron-Ox would fight to the death with whoever or whatever provoked him.
But the one in the kitchen wasn’t that impressive now!
It was held down on the chopping board by Igor with one hand. Igor then mangled the Iron-Ox’s neck with the chainsaw.
Sparks and lightning were present when the Iron-Ox was sawed through. A large amount of blood was flowing as a few pieces of the aftermath fell onto Igor’s face.
At that moment, Igor was like a wild butcher, a bloody one indeed!
It was terrifying.
But the scariest thing was that he was laughing when he did all that, he was actually laughing very loudly.
Like a child, he laughed insanely
Shu Ke’s whole body was shivering from the laughter.
What kind of a f*cking place was this?!
Shu Ke thought that it was more of a madhouse than a dormitory.
And it was the same as the Arkham Asylum. They were all crazy!
“This guy doesn’t have any sense of grace when he does things, right?”
At this time, Reid came to Shu Ke’s side and they both watched Igor in disdain.
‘No!’
‘Was this a question of whether there was any sense of grace? Do you think that it is normal for a person to laugh like this?’
Shu Ke really felt that this dormitory was a little strange. Who the hell were these people?!
“Actually, don’t judge him by the way he cooks, his dishes are really good. You’ll know for sure after you eat them.”
‘Eat?’
‘Do you think I still have the appetite to eat after seeing this?’
Shu Ke looked at Reid as if he had seen a ghost. But he suppressed his nausea and said, “Well Reid, I suddenly remembered that I still have some things to deal with, so I’ll leave first.”
Shu Ke turned around to escape from this place, but it was too late.
At that time, Asher had also come over. He grabbed Shu Ke’s shoulder and started to nag at him, “Today is your first day as a member of the banana building. Moreover, we are students of the same instructor. So we should get to know each other. Don’t be in such a hurry to leave!”
“No! I didn’t say that —”
“I didn’t say that I wanted to stay!!”