LIGHTNOVELONLINE Prologue
"You know... I've seen several degrading ways to die, but having a heart attack while having sex with a doll and bathing in chocolate is the first time I've ever had it on my hands"
"Please don't make what is already horrible worse" the fat man with rusty red hair pleaded
"Don't worry young man, there's no need to beat yourself up so much" the man spoke tenderly to calm him down, after all it was just a weird death, among several others that have already happened on the face of the earth and in other worlds for example
"Moving on, what kind of next life do you desire?"
Calvin sighed and raised one of his eyebrows "simple as that? Won't there be some test like those cultists on my world claimed? Or something like an accumulation of karma from the novels? And I wasn't a good person in life" he was a bit pessimistic about being reincarnated; of course waking up and finding himself in a luxurious room with an evolved bishounen serving him tea while playing God took a lot of his doubts away
"You can skip steps and be quite selective when you are the one in charge" Loris took a light sip of tea, after drinking it - he smiled "You know that"
The depressed Calvin could only sigh, for the God in front of him was very right. He had had a mediocre life, where he had met and lived with this kind of person by the bunch
"Can I choose anything anyway?"
"Feel free to choose because I'm in a good mood" Lori nodded
'Being in a good mood equals omnipotence, I see' Calvin thought to himself
With the carte blanche in hand, Calvin began to think about his first life, from when he came out into the world and scared the doctor who performed his delivery, to when he stopped breathing. After thinking it all over quickly, he concluded that it was all just a stinking piece of shit
He was kicked out of the house for being a disgusting pig who tainted the family's time, just for spurting some cum in his mother's face when she invaded his room. Treated like a perverted pig by all the women, because of his endless vexatious acts
Of course, there was much more to it than that, but it's just a small sample of what this man was in life
A complete loser!!!
"All right!" Calvin gained a small glimpse of his desire, "Send me to a world where there are no men!!! Only women!!! All kinds of beautiful women!!! Busty elves!!! Lascivious succubuses!!! Perverted demi-humans and more!!!" The redhead exclaimed with all the force of his lungs
Calvin always hated men while he was still alive, all those beings prettier and luckier than him. He hated their existence, dreamed that they would all be eradicated leaving him as the only one, so they would all turn to him in the end
But of course it was nothing but a sick wish
The others followed his sick logic, being the only being with a stick in the middle of thousands of lecherous holes, the party would be guaranteed. But of course, there were several flaws in this request...
"If there is no one but me, I know I will be the king!!! I'm tired of being belittled by all those superior looking bastards; I want to be a bishounen with a big dick of course hehe"
Hearing his very objective wishes, Loris just smiled amusedly, he already expected this when he brought him here, about his thoughts and his quick change when such an offer was presented
Of course, Loris would follow through with his words, but there were some things Calvin was missing. How could there be a world with only women?
"Are these all your wishes?"
"Maybe a family...that...well...
"That instead of kicking him out of the house, he'll suck his cock?" Loris pointed out as he took another sip of his delicious tea
"I thought about something liberal, but that level is too good for me; I'm not going to be going in for hugs anyway...maybe it's good to send my memories to a more adult phase of mine, but I want you to just leave him striving to grow up in this time, the fun stays with me"
The redhead wanted to have a new life where there was only fun, but starting everything from scratch would be nothing but hell. He could ask to be sent with an adult body into this world, but in his view, it would be good to have some - roots - in there
"Your way of thinking about things...is well...let it go, after all it will be you who will live this life" taking a last sip of his tea, Loris stared at Calvin strongly "let me make it clear kid, I won't change the structures of this world just for you, but I will still make sure your wishes come true"
With these last words, Loris quoted some words in an unknown language that Calvin could not understand
Then an arc of light appeared on top of Calvin's head, which soon took his body from that place
"How will women reproduce without the opposite sex boy, but well, you'll still only have women anyway....