I am The Villain’s Dad

“Then you can start dinner.”

Su Yuyang gave the last dish to Father Liang. He had no choice but to ask him to do the rough work of serving.

Even if the distance from the kitchen to the dining table is only a few steps away, and the Liu family also had a servant aunty, Father Liang still took the job.

He couldn’t help it. If he doesn’t do even this, he wouldn’t be able to do anything else.

Daddy Su is too powerful, he didn’t have any other chance to show off.

“Brother-in-law, here, wipe your face. You just had a hard time cooking.”

Liu Bujuan was determined. She made up her mind and started to work towards her goal of conquering Su Yuyang.

Su Yuyang didn’t notice anything off, so he took the towel and thanked her. Then, he brought it to Liu Zizi and wiped her sweat.

“You just came back, was it hot outside? Don’t walk too much in this weather in the future. I’ll hire a driver for you.”

He then boasted about Liu Bujuan, “Your sister especially prepared this towel for you.”

“Ah? Really? Thank you Bujuan.” Liu Zizi spoke with a surprised face.

Originally, she had no feelings for Liu Bujuan, and even hated her. After all, Tommy had mentioned Liu Bujuan before, which made her dislike this cousin, who was originally their second uncle’s family member, but now legally adopted as her sister.

However, after meeting her in person, she found that this stepsister of hers was really pitiful.

Especially when her Father said that it was all Second Aunt’s foolishness and it had nothing to do with this sister. Now the girl had no father, no mother, and that they were the only relatives left.

Besides, she was only three years older than her daughter Yanran, so in essence, she was only a child. How could she second guess a child as having sly thoughts of an adult?

Guilt and pity made her act very kindly to Liu Bujuan.

It so happened that Liu Bujuan had a timid temperament, always terrified of the way she presented herself. Once, she overheard her talking in her sleep in the middle of the night, shouting ‘you guys shouldn’t be so nice to me, what if you die just like Dad did?’

Liu Zizi ascertained that the child blamed herself for all the homely tragedies she faced.

She felt even more sorry for her.

Unfortunately, the child was still unwilling to take the initiative to get close to them.

She never thought the girl would be willing to care for her today.

“You’re welcome.”

Liu Bujuan was upset. Who wanted to prepare a towel for this woman? Though, on the surface, she still whispered with a shy smile.

“Your father is not a scumbag.”

Liang Jinxuan stood with Su Yanran, and spoke to Su Yanran in a low voice.

“Ah?”

Su Yanran was stunned. What amazing plot did Jinxuan dream up?

“Your Sister-in-law is planning something. She couldn’t coax you, so now she’s seducing your Dad. Fortunately, your Dad only loves your Mom, and he handed her the towel. Too bad your Mom is too stupid to see through this white lotus act and thinks she’s so good to her! Look at that fake smile of hers, it’s straining too, but your Mom hasn’t even noticed!”

(TNote: White lotus act = pretending to be a pure, nice, and kind beauty, when she is actually scheming.)

Ironically, Jinxuan guessed the truth, though for completely different reasons.

“Okay… But why in the world would she do this?”

Su Yanran was speechless, is that ok? She actually thought it made some sense, could it be that after being with Jinxuan for a long time, she is about to become a drama expert?

“For the sake of deliciousness! Can’t you see? She stared at your Dad when he cooked the food, and came when you had cookies in your hand. It’s all for the sake of getting an extra bowl of rice while eating! She is really too scheming!”

“…”

You think the whole world is like you and only knows how to eat?!!

She must be out of her mind to think the foodie’s words made sense!

She felt speechless when she thought about it.

Liu Zizi on the other hand didn’t know the little antiques of her daughter and Liang Jinxuan, but she came over when she saw Liang Jinxuan. Compared with Liu Bujuan, she liked Liang Jinxuan better. He always tried acting like a little adult.

Oh, if only the little fatty was her son.

Although her daughter was very cute, that didn’t stop her from adoring the little fatty.

He always eats anything he was given. Watching him eat, always made her want to eat another bowl of rice.

Furthermore, her husband and daughter are always so frustrated and impatient with the chubby little guy, the whole act was just too cute.

She especially liked to watch her serious husband and daughter become speechless and can’t help but spoil the little fatty.

“Little Xuanxuan, are you coming to see our Yanran?”

“Yes, beautiful sister. I came again!”

Liang Jinxuan’s mouth was too sweet when talking. Since he got acquainted with Liu Zizi, the object of his boastful praise had changed.

“Beautiful sister, you are actually Yanran’s mother? When I first saw you, I couldn’t believe it. How could you have given birth to such a Yanran? You’re obviously only a 16-year-old girl!”

“Beautiful Sister, are you actually such a powerful actress? I say, it would be a shame for a beauty like you not to become an actress and satisfy the eyes of ordinary people like us, the moon would cry!!”

(TNote: someone smack this kid before I do…!)

“Beautiful sister, Yanran is also ranked as the most beautiful in our school. Sure enough, only a Mom such as Beautiful Sister could have given birth to such a beautiful Yanran! However, compared to Beautiful Sister, Yanran hasn’t matured yet. If I wait for Yanran to grow up and have one-tenth of your beauty, all the boys in our city would suffer!”

“Smelly boy! Call her Auntie, what’s with this sister nonsense!?”

Father Liang slapped Liang Jinxuan on the head. Shit, not calling Father Su as Uncle, but Daddy Su, and his wife as Beautiful Sister. It’s no wonder that after all this time of hanging out at the Su’s, he couldn’t even figure out who he was really supposed to be flattering.

“Dad, you have such a stupid mouth. You can’t even please a girl, no wonder only a woman as ugly as Mom would want to marry you, causing me to be so unattractive.”

Liang Jinxuan covered his head with resentment and looked at his own father.

Can’t you see that he’s trying to save the day? After coaxing Beautiful Sister, will Daddy Su still be a problem?

“Oh, Brother Liang, children are naturally disobedient. It’s useless to beat them, just starve them.”

Su Yuyang’s words sounded, though very gentle, but Liang Jinxuan felt a cold wind blowing behind him, making him shudder in the summer.

Wait, what did he just hear? Starve him?!

Why!?!?

Unfortunately, all the people present were amused by his desperate expression of being struck by lightning, and no one remembered to speak for him.

Even his Father, who ran his ass off to take up a favorable position, didn’t care about him as a son.

That night, Liang Jinxuan thought he might lose ten pounds because he missed a table full of big dishes!

His parents, happily eating the big meal cooked by Daddy Su, never thought of giving him even a taste of it. He was probably not born, he must have been found and adopted!

“All right, this is for you. Don’t kiss up casually in the future. Flattering the wrong people may be counterproductive sometimes.”

After dinner, Su Yanran came over with the food her Dad had given her to give to Liang Jinxuan, and told him as such.

“Wuwuwu, Yanran… You really are the only one who treats me the best… How about you marry me? Marry me so Daddy Su won’t do this to me.”

“Smelly boy, do you like food that much?”

Su Yuyang originally thought that this boy would be honest and good after a hungry meal, but unexpectedly, he was still thinking about asking his daughter to marry him.

His daughter was so young, and you already want to snatch her away? Dream on!

“No no! Daddy Su! You heard wrong. I said the food cooked by Daddy Su was so delicious that I would fly to heaven happily if I smelled it, even if it was just leftovers! If I could eat them fresh with you guys next time, I might just become an immortal.”

Liang Jinxuan’s childish strong desire for survival drove him to boast people by instinct.

Su Yuyang hurriedly interrupted him when he saw that the kid was going to boast non-stop again.

“Forget it, just eat.”

What leftovers, that’s obviously what he specially left for him before, wouldn’t he become the Jade Emperor if he ate it?

Forget it, since he decided to let his daughter develop freely with this little fatty, he won’t abuse him. What if his daughter would protect this brat and fight against him in the future?

It’s just that sometimes he can’t help but want to tease him when he sees him act so greedily.

Well, as a future father-in-law, you must make your son-in-law be afraid of yourself, so that he wouldn’t bully your daughter.

It’s not like he couldn’t resist teasing him just because he was cute.

“You ah, don’t always bother the kid. Look at Little Fatty, he’s lost weight.”

Liu Zizi saw through her husband’s little thoughts and couldn’t help but poke him around the waist to speak up for Liang Jinxuan.

“Being thin is better for him anyways. Haven’t you seen his parents say that he looks better after being hungry for a couple of meals?”

Su Yuyang had the excellent shield of the Liang couple, so he was guiltless.

“Pfft, I’m speechless at the two of them. No wonder Fatty is so funny, his traits were all passed down through his jeans. How could you sell out your own son decisively for food? Little Fatty is really pitiful. As the Aunt and Beautiful Sister, I will have to care for him well in the future.”

Liu Zizi covered her mouth and laughed.

“No way! I don’t care if my daughter steals my wife from me, but what’s with the extra fat kid? I must revitalize my husband standing tonight and let you know where my charm lies!”

Su Yuyang stretched out his hand and grabbed Liu Zizi’s waist.

“Ah! I didn’t see anything!!”

Crack, the bowl shattered.

Originally, Liang Jinxuan had finished the big bowl of food quickly. He was holding the bowl and wanted to go into the kitchen to see if there were any other food left.

In the end, there was the scene of Su Yuyang hugging Liu Zizi in the kitchen and trying to kiss her.

He stretched out his hands to cover his eyes, and the bowl that was in his hands naturally broke.

Liu Zizi couldn’t help but laugh.

Su Yanran: “…”

Su Yuyang: “…”

Why is there such a stupid fatty in this world?

Liang Jinxuan, the little fatty, actually covered his eyes and slowly moved away along the corner. Just now, the sound of the bowl was so loud. It would be bad if Grandpa and Grandma Liu came down.

Only halfway through the escape, he noticed that Su Yanran was still standing there, with no intention of leaving, and ran back to pull on her.

“How long are you going to be a light bulb here if you don’t leave?”

(TNote: being a light bulb = being the third wheel/ someone uselessly hanging around/ distracting other people for no reason.)

After saying that, he pulled Su Yanran and ran away, not forgetting to throw a sentence to Su Yuyang.

“You continue, you continue!”

“Pfft… hahahaha…”

Liu Zizi laughed out loud until she was bending over, it was so funny that her husband was shocked to silence.

How can there be such a cute and funny child as Liang Jinxuan in this world?

Su Yuyang grabbed Liu Zizi’s hand and took her into his arms.

“Still laughing? Didn’t you get enough of the braised pork chops today?”

“Well …”

The words Liu Zizi wanted to say just got swallowed…