I Am the Corpse Master

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Lying on the ground, Jiang Lin pretended to be Sleeping Beauty once, no, he was a spy.

The music from the musical pocket watch slowly drifted into the distance. After Ren Tiantang was attracted, Jiang Lin closed the pocket watch.

Ren Tiantang jumped over, found Jiang Lin on the ground, and came over and squatted in front of him.

Sniffing Jiang Lin’s body, Ren Tiantang sneezed.

Funny, zombies can sneeze.

After tearing off the fixed talisman on Jiang Lin’s forehead, Ren Tiantang shook his head and looked at Jiang Lin.

“The corpse on your body is so pungent.”

Seeing Jiang Lin wake up, Ren Tiantang spoke.

Of course, to outsiders, it sounds like a hum ah ah, and the zombies can understand it, so can the ninth uncle.

“My wife loves perfume.”

Jiang Lin stood up directly and responded to Ren Tiantang in zombie language.

With a purple hand, he touched Ren Tiantang’s tattered clothes with a look of surprise on his face.

“Are you going for dinner?”

“I met a stinky boy today. He played tricks on me, blew me up with a bomb, and was mad at me.”

Ren Tiantang’s nose spewed white smoke, and he was very angry.

Am I so rude?

Jiang Lin was speechless, so many five-yang bombs could not kill Ren Tiantang, and Yang Zhijian didn’t have a good effect.

After that, Jiang Lin chatted with Ren Tiantang, and he found that Ren Tiantang was really funny.

Ren Tiantang’s intelligence is enlightened, but he is not as good as an adult, equivalent to about ten years of human beings, or even younger.

“Where are you going?”

“I’m going to Renjia Town.”

Jiang Lin danced with Ren Tiantang, chatting all the way.

He thought too much before, and now Ren Tiantang completely treats him as a kindred spirit.

Jiang Lin doesn’t like to deceive people, but it shouldn’t be against the law to maliciously deceive zombies.

“The direction of Renjia Town is over there.”

“Isn’t it here?”

“You’re lost.”

“It’s weird.”

Jiang Lin felt that if he was a human being, a peddler, and a child, he would still have the ability to fool children. Ren Tiantang’s current intelligence was almost at that level.

He turned Ren Tiantang away from Renjia Town.

“Your clothes are so tattered, we’ll be laughed at by zombies. My wife made me some clothes, and I’ll give you one.”

“Okay.”

Ren Tiantang grabbed his arms, and the clothes on his body were suddenly lifted.

“You have a lot of wounds on your body. I used to do massage. I’ll rub it for you. It’s better soon.”

“Okay.”

So Jiang Lin pushed Ren Tiantang back smoothly.

Jiang Lin jumped to Ren Tiantang’s back, condensed his palms with a ferocious spirit, and stroked Ren Tiantang’s back.

“Your skills are really good.” Ren Tiantang nodded in praise with a look of enjoyment on his face.

“My wife said the same thing.”

Jiang Lin thought mmp, can he touch the jade backs of Chen Yu and Ren Tingting without washing his hands a hundred or eighty times?

Ren Tiantang felt very comfortable, and unconsciously, his feet left the ground.

Jiang Lin’s eyes suddenly bulged behind him. One was because Ren Tiantang was hanging in the air, and his body was in the posture of a sleeping Arhat in mid-air; the other was because Jiang Lin saw the distribution of the dead body meridians in Ren Tiantang’s body.

“I said! This Ren Tiantang can hang in the air, can Nima Zombie King do this?”

What made Jiang Lin even more unbelievable was that the dead body meridians that appeared on Ren Tiantang’s back were dense and intricate.

In Jiang Lin’s mind, among the local zombies to which Ren Tiantang belongs, Ren Tiantang has the most abilities.

Teleporting, hanging in the air, or even having his head chopped off can continue to be connected.

Now Jiang Lin has witnessed teleportation and hanging in the air, but he doesn’t know if cutting off Ren Tiantang’s head will kill him.

The ability of zombies may be related to the meridians of the dead body. This is Jiang Lin’s guess.

“If so, are the punishment tasks of this system one-time or repetitive?”

If the punishment task is repetitive, isn’t he going to push the backs of other zombies with abilities?

Jiang Lin’s scalp felt numb just thinking about it. If nothing else, just talking about people like Ren Tiantang, there are a lot of Nima!

The royal zombie with skin like King Kong, the ancient house zombie with telephoto, the zombie general who was reborn from a broken limb, the wild zombie king who can be invisible, the Chen Zu zombie who is not afraid of the scorching sun, the zombie king Xuankui who extracts people’s memories and makes them visible …

These are all hopping.

“Will these zombies also appear? Don’t you want me to push them one by one?”

System, let me return this punishment task to you.

When he thought that he might become a massage doctor for zombies, Jiang Lin felt that a large number of alpacas were galloping past in his heart.

Jiang Lin shook his head, retracted Xia Fei’s thoughts, and carefully recorded the distribution of the dead body meridians in Ren Tiantang’s body.

“Hey, I’m your grandson-in-law. It doesn’t seem to be wrong for you to push your old man’s back.”

After completely recording the distribution of the dead body meridians in Ren Tiantang’s body, Jiang Lin patted Ren Tiantang awake.

“This dress is for you.” Jiang Lin threw Ren Tiantang a Qing Dynasty costume.

Now he wants to increase Ren Tiantang’s favorability to him, and he will ask Ren Tiantang how he feels after being injected with drugs.

“Your body is strong and strong, and you can’t cut it with a knife. You will grow stronger with age.”

Jiang Lin patted Ren Tiantang and gave him a thumbs up.

“I’m not afraid of knives, I’m afraid of needles.”

“You’ve been shot? How do you feel now?”

Ren Tiantang thought for a while, and said, “Since the injection, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer sore, and my heart no longer beats!”

Jiang Lin: “…”

Why did you inject the lid in the lid?

“What about other feelings, aren’t you afraid of the sun? It hurts me so bad.”

Jiang Lin was a bit exaggerated. After he turned into a zombie, he wasn’t afraid of the sun, but if he was exposed to the scorching sun, he would feel a little more uncomfortable than a human being.

“Not afraid, not afraid. Looking up at the sun at forty-five degrees feels great.”

Ren Tiantang faced the sun, stretched out, and yawned.

Why are you still looking up to the sun at forty-five degrees?Do you think you are Guo Jingming?

Seeing Ren Tiantang open his mouth, Jiang Lin stared into his throat.

No corpse.

Zombies will have corpse aura, why doesn’t Ren Tiantang?

“What about the gas in your throat?”

Jiang Lin pretended to be curious and shook his head to look at Ren Tiantang’s throat.

“I don’t know, I seem to have melted it away and ran into my body.”

“…”

This…is this the legendary Hua Dan?

Jiang Lin had read novels. After some cultivators formed elixir, they did not choose to form infants.

“Come on, I invite you to drink blood.”

Ren Tiantang saw that Jiang Lin’s partner was very pleasing to the eye, and patted his chest and invited him to dinner.

“Drink blood?”

“No, no, I’m dizzy.”

Jiang Lin waved his hands again and again.

“Do zombies also faint with blood?”

Ren Tiantang was stunned, and then sniffed Jiang Lin again.

“You, you are a disgrace to the zombie world.”

After confirming that Jiang Lin had a strong corpse aura, Ren Tiantang looked at Jiang Lin with contempt.

Zombies dizzy?

“Let’s go, take you to inhale the yin qi.”

In the clear sky, two zombies were jumping in the mountains, and they happened to meet a village woman.

“Roar!”

When Ren Tiantang saw a living person, he would rush to kill her.

The village woman was so frightened that her legs went weak and she kept screaming.

Jiang Lin grabbed Ren Tiantang.

“Hello, you have no taste. You bite such an ugly woman. Ugly woman stinks of blood!”

The stupid Ren Tiantang really believed Jiang Lin’s nonsense.