I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

At this time, the criminal had come to the door. He ordered Chen Yan: “Open the door.”

Chen Yan stooped obediently to drive the door. At the moment when she stooped, Chen Yan suddenly fell short and kicked the criminal to the ground with a sweep of the court leg. The criminal’s pistol was kicked off.

SWAT officers rushed over with excitement at this wonderful scene, and Chen Yan was also proud of his handsome performance. She immediately flew towards the criminal. At this critical moment, a gunshot shocked the entire sky, and Chen Yan felt that his eyes were dark and his consciousness was blurred.

The captain was shocked, and he rushed over desperately, holding down the criminal’s hand holding the gun. How is this possible, how can a criminal have two guns? Did n’t you find out he only had one last time? When the captain picked up the pistol kicked and flew by Chen Yan, he was so angry that he dropped the gun on the ground fiercely: “Fucked by a bitch, this **** is a toy gun!”

When Chen Yan woke up, she found herself lying on a bed, and it was a very delicate and elegant bed, especially the soft quilt. It felt very comfortable, but the man next to him was a little annoying. Damn! How can there be a man by my side? My Chen Yan is an authentic girl with yellow flowers. Where did this man come from?

Chen Yan kicked the man next to him awake. I saw the man pointing at Chen Yan ’s nose with a trembling finger. His expression was painful and helpless: “Do you still let Ben Wang live? Not even sleeping peacefully, No! I told my father and emperor today that I want to share a bed with you! “

After that, the man did n’t wear his coat and went out in pajamas.

Chen Yan heard dizzy, what the king and emperor, 80% made a movie! I remember that the director asked me to take a shot, but it wasn’t a bed scene, it was jumping down from the roof. This **** director must be fooling me again! Not right! I did n’t seem to meet a fugitive before I went to the film and television city. I kicked his pistol, and then, I do n’t remember … I was too hard to faint, and my teammate sent me In the film and television city, the director took advantage of my unconsciousness to take advantage of the opportunity to shoot bed scenes? Although this is logically reasonable, I am afraid there is no such a boring director in the world! Besides, how can I get into the director’s eyes in terms of my appearance?

“Sucking” Chen Yan instinctively took a snot. “Fuck! What’s going on recently? I didn’t exercise for a few days and even caught a cold.”

“Suck, suck, **** …” Oops! Why do I have so many snots? It seems that I really have a cold. It’s unforgivable to stream while sleeping. If my teammates know, who will be in the same room with me!

Chen Yan immediately went to find napkins, but after a long time, there was no such thing. There was only a dirty handkerchief leaning on the table. Without thinking, Chen Yan took her handkerchief and wiped it to her mouth.

“Wow! Cough cough!” Chen Yan was almost vomited by the smell of the handkerchief, “Here, what is this place, I want to take a bath, come here, is there anyone here?”

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Chen Yan just finished shouting, and there was a person outside, white and pure, aged 14 to 5 years old: “Ma’am, are you called slave-in-law?”

Sure enough, it’s a filming, how do you all enter the filming one by one, there is no camera here, what are you doing: “You, you got me the director.”

“Director, what director?” The girl didn’t move.

Chen Yan said angrily: “Aren’t you filming? Or what are you doing in costume?”

The girl sighed softly and said to herself, “I’m sick again.” The girl finished her head and gave out a spittoon: “Come! Niang, it’s time to pee, or the princess will get angry again if you pee in bed . “

Chen Yan almost flew over with one foot, calling me to pee, you treat the old lady as a fool! Chen Yan gasped for breath: “You, who the **** are you? Why insult me, do you want to make it clear today, believe it or not, I will beat you!”

The girl was so scared that “Mom” ran out. She ran and yelled, “My lord, my prince, and my mother are confused again. Come and see!”

The time was not long. The so-called prince came in a hurry just now. He turned a few times toward Chen Yan angrily, and finally shook his head and sighed, said in a low voice: “Xuan Xuan, come, sleep all night, the urine Urine, or Yu Yu will be angry! “

Chen Yan is going crazy. It ’s all messy: “Director, director, you get me out!” Chen Yan said as she went out, the prince quickly wanted to pull her, but how fast Chen Yan was, all of a sudden Just left the hall. I saw quietly in the hall, the two maids dressed as girls walked past her with a basin.

Chen Yan grabbed her: “What about the director? You call him out.”

The maid shook her head, gave her a deep gift, and then continued to do her own thing. The prince rushed over: “Xuanxuan, don’t make trouble anymore, wait a moment when the father and emperor are coming. How do you see people like this, Cui Yun, wash and wash for the mother, clean up the feces and urine.”

Chen Yan was a little flustered at the moment, it was not like filming! There must be a camera for filming, and there must be a director. There is nothing here. What’s going on, can I cross it? Nope! That’s a gag made on the Internet. How can a big living person go through it? I do n’t believe in killing, but how can I explain this?