How To Be A System (Dummy-Proof Edition)

One week before Ren Qingquan heard a mysterious woman and Ren Shiluo’s nagging voice.

In Burning Sky City, Martial Arts World

Inside Ren Family’s house, Ren Shiluo is currently busy with paperwork. Looking at the sun slowly setting from his window, he placed his brush and decided to take a short break.

Pulling a teapot nearby and pouring some of the warm tea into a cup, he glanced toward the sky through his study room’s window while drinking the tea. Slowly drinking the warm tea, Ren Shiluo narrowed his eyes in happiness.

 

“Ahhh. What a nice day.” Remembering everything that had happened the last few months, he wished these kinds of calm days would last longer.

Especially after handling that tiring case of destroying a mine and the whole rebellion mess consecutively. Having several months worth of peace is quite a pleasant feeling.

Just when Ren Shiluo looks like he will melt and combine with the chair he is sitting in. He suddenly frowned before looking thoughtful.

Quickly pulling something from his pocket, Ren Shiluo can be seen holding onto a shiny crystal like pendant with a drop of liquid in the middle. Focusing his attention on that pendant for a long time, he saw it slowly dim and lost its luster. Seeing it getting dimmer and dimmer, Ren Shiluo’s frown also deepened with it.

After one minute of staring at that pendant, it finally lost its luster. Accompanied by a cracking sound as if something is breaking, a fine crack can be seen inside that pendant. Quickly, the crack widened and with a final loud sound, it shattered into tiny pieces.

“Ren Qingquan!” Looking at the shattered pendant piece, Ren Shiluo’s face turned into one of shock and fear as he subconsciously screamed Ren Qingquan’s name. Placing the tea cup he was holding on the table, He immediately ran outside Ren family’s house.

As if he remembered something, Ren Shiluo screamed at the top of his lungs. “Xiao Ling! I am going to visit my wife. Are you coming along with me? “

Mysteriously coming from an unknown corner, Xiao Ling answered. “Yes, Master!”

Hearing Xiao Ling calling him that, Ren Shiluo waved his hand. “Alright, enough of your whole maid acting. I’ve been playing along with you for tens of years already. We will first go to Martial Spirit Sect then go to my wife’s place after that.”

After being rebuked, Xiao Ling finally stopped acting like a maid and asked Ren Shiluo. “But it is not the time when we usually visit aunt though?”

“Yeah, this time it is an emergency. The pendant I used to check Ren Qingquan’s condition shattered.”

While answering Xiao Ling, Ren Shiluo pulled a small plate engraved with a complicated pattern and placed a stone on the grove at its center. With a blinding light, the plate started to spew out smoke.

Throwing it toward the ground, Ren Shiluo and Xiao Ling stepped on top of that smoke as if it was solid and somehow began standing on top of that cloud-like thing.

After making sure their position was stable, the cloud slowly rose toward the sky. And under his control, that cloud moved toward the direction of Martial Spirit Sect. As the speed of that cloud is incredibly fast, both of them passed through the border of Azure Empire within half an hour.

Spending another twenty minutes, both of them arrived at the sky above Martial Spirit Sect. They soon descended toward the outer sect and started looking around the place. Using another treasure which allows him to sense others, Ren Shiluo starts looking for any trace of Ren Qingquan.

But, after searching for a long time, he still cannot find any clue and so, he returns to that cloud and begins flying toward Formation Peak.

Arriving at Formation Peak, Ren Shiluo looked around for his unreliable third brother. But all he could sense was only an empty mountain. The only presence he could sense was that of an old woman.

Descending from the cloud, he went toward that old woman and called her. “The lady over there, I want to ask you some questions!”

“Hmm?” Listening to his call, that old woman who is actually elder Rui that got blackmailed by Ren Qingquan’s third uncle answered.

Looking at Ren Shiluo who has great resemblance to those two, elder Rui frowned in distaste. After all, Ren Qingquan and his uncle have blackmailed her to take the sect’s task in their stead.

“What is it?!” As she is in a bad mood upon being woken up at night, coupled with remembering that whole blackmailing thing, elder Rui answered in a slightly rude tone.

Ignoring elder Rui’s tone, Ren Shiluo asked. “Do you know where Ren Shiguang is? I am his brother and I am here to ask him about something. “

Ren Shiguang is the name of Ren Qingquan’s third uncle. Upon hearing Ren Shiluo’s question, elder Rui answered.

“That brat went to ‘Help his nephew to search for the continuation of his martial art technique’. Which is actually just an excuse to escape from the sect mission.”

Hearing elder Rui’s answer, Ren Shiluo focused on the word ‘his nephew’s’ and asked elder Rui another question.

“Is that nephew called Ren Qingquan?”

Hearing Ren Shiluo calling the name of those two hellspawn, she nodded. Of course she wouldn’t call them hell spawn right in front of this most likely Martial Emperor related to those two.

“Yeah, his nephew Ren Qingquan. Both of them also went with another brat and that old fogey peak master. As for where they went to, I am not too sure about it.”

“Alright then, thank you.” Upon getting his answer, Ren Shiluo controlled the cloud to descend toward his location in an attempt to leave.

That is when several Martial Emperors wearing Martial Spirit Sect’s uniform stopped him. Among them, the one whose sword got stolen by the Azure Emperor shouted loudly.

“Stop! What are you doing trespassing into the Martial Spirit Sect without announcing yourself!”

After sensing an unknown Martial Emperor arriving at that place, those Martial Emperors quickly gathered at the Formation Peak. Of course as it is currently night time, they need to change their sleepwear into the sect uniform. Which is why there is quite a delay between Ren Shiluo’s appearance at the Martial Spirit Sect and their appearance.

Furthermore, this time, learning from the time when they got beaten up by Azure Emperor. They also took the sect’s bell, which is their strongest weapon along.

So, among that group of people, two of them are holding the sect’s bell while another Martial Emperor prepares to ring it when a fight turns out to be inevitable.

Answering the question from one of the Martial Emperors, Ren Shiluo said kindly. “Nothing much. I am just here to visit my relatives.”

Hearing his answer, those Martial Emperors slightly relaxed. At least the freak event last time where they got robbed in broad daylight wouldn’t happen.

This time, a female Martial Emperor went forward and asked Ren Shiluo gently. “Then, your excellency, why don’t you notify us before entering the sect?”

Answering that female Martial Emperor, Ren Shiluo returned to his usual mode. “You guys never told me I need to notify you first. It’s not like I could see any place to tell you about my visit. Also, I mainly visited your sect because my son seems to have gone missing just this night and he is a member of your Martial Spirit Sect. So in a panic, I just barged into your sect without any time to notify all of you. Furthermore, this is currently night time, I think visiting all of you at your residence at such a time is quite rude ... “

Sensing the cloud that finally arrived, he continued. “... So, that is why I didn’t notify you first. Anyway, I am currently extremely busy. Let’s talk again later.”

Under elder Rui and the other Martial Emperor’s shocked gaze, a cloud descended from the sky with a girl standing above it.

Seeing Ren Shiluo who hopped on top of it and then flew away, all they could do was stare blankly.

Looking at the thing only recorded in those immortal cultivation books. One of the Martial Emperors spoke what was in his mind.

“Damn, so that whole immortal cultivation book is really not a mere nonsense written by some crazy guy. Guess we need to reread the whole thing once more.”

The surrounding Martial Emperor’s nodded, as they had the exact same thought.

***

Meanwhile, after leaving the Martial Spirit Sect. Ren Shiluo continued his journey toward the core of Endless Mountain. After passing through many mountains and flat plains, he is a bit confused. Several years ago, he visited this place once. And if he remembered correctly, there shouldn’t be any plains in this section of Endless Mountain.

Discarding those random thoughts to the back of his mind, he soon arrived at the core area of Endless Mountain. Looking at the barren area lacking any sort of greeneries, his confusion grows.

Upon observing those barren areas, Ren Shiluo could see there are many traces of plant ash spread around. Thinking the lack of greeneries seems to be caused by some uncontrollable wildfire, he continued his journey.

This time, he pulled a compass-like thing from his clothes and glanced at where the needle on that compass was pointing. Urging the cloud to move toward the location pointed by the compass, Ren Shiluo and Xiao Ling soon arrived at a certain location.

Once they arrived at that location, the compass started to spin around in place, which meant they finally arrived at their destination. For information, the place both of them currently at is exactly where Azure Emperor shattered the space and left the world.

Descending from the cloud, Ren Shiluo started screaming at the top of his lung. “Honeyyy!!! The pendant you left me to check Ren Qingquan’s condition shattered!”

Getting no response after waiting for some time, Ren Shiluo screamed once again. “HONEYYYYYY!!!!!”

After not getting a response for a long time, Ren Shiluo decided to call his wife by her name.

“Gui Ruyan! OUR SON MIGHT BE DEAD!!! “

This time Ren Shiluo finally got a response, as a small crack akin to glass breaking appeared in the space nearby. From inside, a white hand appeared as it slowly widened the surrounding crack.

Once the space crack turns wide enough. A beautiful woman appeared, although only her head and shoulder went outside the crack. But it doesn’t diminish the beauty she has in the slightest. She has an appearance as beautiful as jade, with a tranquil aura similar to the moonlight, while having a Black languid eyes that seem to be bored of the mundane world. The beauty mark on the corner of her eyes coupled with Her lips crimson lips and flowing black hair akin to a waterfall makes her a breathtaking sight.

Staring at Ren Shiluo with her languid eyes, that woman spoke. “Why are you panicking so much?”

Looking at his wife appearing, he retold the story about that shattering pendant. Hearing his story, Gui Ruyan closed her hand for a moment while occasionally pinching her finger.

After a minute of finger pinching, Gui Ruyan said to Ren Shiluo. “There are no worries. Ren Qingquan is currently safe. The pendant just shattered because Ren Qingquan actually entered the cultivation world and went beyond its range.”

“The cultivation world? Is it the cultivation world you said you come from? Should we also visit it soon?”

Shaking her head, Gui Ruyan answered, “That won’t do. I can’t leave this place for the next few years. If you are curious about our son’s condition, I will use a magical technique to contact him later. But I will only do it after a week because I am extremely busy right now.”

With that, Gui Ruyan went back into the spatial crack as it slowly healed. When the space has just completely healed, another crack appears and Gui Ruyan’s head poked out of it once again.

“Oh yeah honey, I almost forgot. Could you use the spirit weapon Spring Flower Branch I left for you to regrow the burnt area? When I calculated our son’s condition previously, I realized the surrounding mess was caused by him.”

She also pointed at Xiao Ling as she said. “Be a good girl and help him with this.”

After that, Gui Ruyan returned inside the spatial crack. Leaving behind Ren Shiluo and Xiao Ling. Sighing, he followed Gui Ruyan’s word before she left.

Pulling a branch with a beautiful flower from inside his pocket which shouldn’t be able to hold such a big thing. Ren Shiluo placed his hand inside his pocket once again and pulled a stone. Placing the stone nearby that branch, it slowly melted and got absorbed into that branch.

After the stone melted with that branch, he jumped to the cloud and started to fly at low altitude.

Waving that branch around, it released several green lights which dispersed around the surrounding soil. Once the green light touches the soil, many green buds start to appear. Similar to a fast-forwarded movie, the bud quickly grows into an enormous tree within several minutes.

Just like that, one week passes with Ren Shiluo waving his branch around and turning the burnt core area of Endless Mountain green once again.