Honkai Impact 3rd: Yumeji Satsuki's lies

Why did this happen!?

I really wanted to ask Why did this ridiculous, cat-and-dog shitting thing happen to me.

- Ugh!!~~

'Oh, shit!!'

I fell to my knees and held my stomach with both hands, lowering my hips and hurriedly and miserably running to the bathroom!

- I shouldn't have eaten that!

I screamed loudly to somehow suppress the pain.

' Damn it, it's already the 5th time! '

As I was suffering and thinking about why did this happen to me, I suddenly wished I could turn back time and slap that stupid girl's face 3 hours ago.

' It's true that the mouth is a curse! '

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* 5 hours ago *

In Mei's room

- Wow, it smells so good!~

Kiana happily ran towards the pot of porridge that was giving off a delicious aroma.

But then she was stopped by Mei.

- Wait Kiana, this is cold porridge for Yumeji.

- Hmph, even Mei-san is on his side!

She sulked and left. Mei was about to run after her when she heard the doorbell.

- Come here.

She folded her apron neatly and walked out to greet the guests.

- Hello~

- Hello!

- Sorry for bothering you all.

- Bronya has completed the mission.

Himeko, Theresa, Fu Hua and Bronya spoke one after another.

Mei nodded slightly and then invited them inside.

They quickly gathered at the dining table.

- Bronya has finished buying the medicine. This is cough medicine, this is fever medicine, and green onions too.

Bronya, who was in charge of buying medicine, slowly said.

- Huh, I remember it from the green onion season?

Mei asked doubtfully. Then, Bronya used her index finger to poke the middle of her left fist and said.

- Take this through A** Yumeji, and you'll be cured immediately. That's true.

Mei was speechless when she heard about this folk method.

Ignoring that, she turned to look at Fu Hua and saw the fruit basket she was carrying in her hand.

- This is a gift for visiting the sick.

Fu Hua raised the fruit basket in front of her and said. Then Himeko also happily took out a bottle of wine from her bag.

- This is?

Mei stared at her teacher, wondering why she was bringing wine to a sick person.

- This is medicinal wine, he's old enough.

Mei nodded at Himeko's words, noticing that someone was missing, Theresa asked.

- Oh, right, where is Kiana?

Hearing her question, Mei scratched her cheek and awkwardly replied.

- Well, she.....

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Kiana's POV

She angrily ran out, found a tree, hugged her knees, and sat down.

Burying her face in her hands, she silently cursed.

- What's so good about that guy! He's a pervert, a vile, a bad guy, and only good at cooking!

She didn't like her reluctant servant at all. She didn't know why she always felt uncomfortable whenever she met him, as if they had sworn to never be together.

Ever since that guy appeared, she seemed to have lost all her care, all her attention, and her friends also showed more interest in him than her even though he was clearly just a stranger with an unknown identity.

She was unhappy because she felt like her position in everyone's hearts had been replaced by someone else.

But what annoyed her the most was that the person she loved, Mei, seemed to care more about him than her, especially after the match just now.

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Perhaps because of her anger, Kiana didn't realize that Mei's feelings for Yumeji were more like sympathy than pure love between a man and a woman.

Likewise, Fu Hua showed more concern for him than usual because she felt both guilty and responsible for what just happened.

For Bronya, it was a bit different, she was simply curious and felt happy to play with her new friend.

As for Himeko and Theresa, they had the conscience of a teacher, so their concern was understandable.

But Kiana couldn't understand this at the moment, to ease the frustration in her heart, she decided to go to the grocery store to swallow this anger through her stomach with her favorite snacks.

Finished, halfway there, she realized that she had no money left in her pocket, so she felt depressed and dejected, and returned home.

When she got to her apartment, she noticed that there was no one inside, only a piece of paper left on the table, leaving a message for her.

•From Mei.•

Kiana, when you come back, don't mess around. We're busy preparing some things so we won't be back until later. Also, don't touch the porridge on the stove, it's for Yumeji.

If you're hungry, you can take a piece of cake from the refrigerator.

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After reading the letter, Kiana felt angry again because she was left out.

She rushed to the refrigerator, took out a piece of strawberry cake, took a sip, and put it in her clean bowl, making the corner of her mouth full of cake.

As if she hadn't completely vented her anger, she reached for the bananas that were in the basket, ignoring what Mei had said in the letter.

*Slurp! Slurp! Hic! Slurp.....

-.....Mhm, still not full.

*Groat!! Groat!!

Her stomach was still growling even though she had eaten a while ago.

At this moment, a fragrant smell rushed straight into her nose. She then turned her face and stared at the source of the fragrance.

She stared at Yumeji's cold porridge.

'...Humph, I'm like this because of him!'

Telling herself that, she immediately ran to the porridge pot.

From here, she could easily smell the strong, fragrant smell that made her feel sick to her stomach.

'...It's chicken porridge!!'

With her keen sense of smell, she immediately knew what was inside the pot without looking.

Excitedly, she reached out to grab the pot lid.

- Ahh, hot!

Because she forgot to take a kitchen towel to avoid getting burned, her hand was red from the heat of the pot.

She waved her hand up and down and touched her burned finger to her ear to cool it down.

During that process, she dropped some things on the stove.

- Ah! Oh no!

Panicking because of her carelessness, she quickly arranged everything.

- Cạch!

After a while, the sound of the door opening made her jump.

- Huh? Kiana, you're back?

When she heard Mei's voice, she could only stiffen and not say a word.

- Kiana?

- Ahaha, Mei-san, I'm sorry about what happened earlier. But it seems like I have something urgent to do, so I'll go first!

Whoosh~

Kiana felt guilty, so she didn't dare to face Mei and quickly ran outside.

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- Ach!

Ahh, I'm really sick! I'm depressed about my poor health. Since I've used that strange subconscious power, I'm now under a heavy mental burden, and my body is so exhausted that I have a high fever.

- Cough! Cough, cough, cough!!

Sigh, I'm really tired! I exclaimed to myself.

- Renggg!

???

- Who is it?

...I couldn't hear a reply, so I struggled to get up from the bed that was now soaked with sweat to go out and see what was going on.

I looked through the anti-theft hole on the door.

- Kiana?

After confirming who was on the other end, I decided to open the door and ask.

- Clang!

-...

- Kiana, what are you doing here? Cough, why didn't you call from outside?

-...

Confused by her silence, I decided to ask again.

- Hey, if there's something, you should say it, right? Otherwise, I can't help you? Cough! Cough! Sniff!

-....Are you really sick?

After a moment of staring at me, she said.

Taking out a stack of tissues that had been prepared, I took a deep breath and blew them all out at once.

- Achoo! Can't you see, you stupid cat. So what, what happened?

-...Sor.....

- Sor?

- Sorry for everything!

-??? What!?

I was both amazed and confused by the apologetic bowing posture that only existed in movies and comics. I didn't understand what was going on.

'Honestly? I don't want to be an actor for the show Why!?'