Honkai Impact 3rd: Catching the Herrscher of Sentience at the Start

"Actually, big sister here is good friends with Teriri."

"If you give me the book now, I might even be able to get Teriri's autograph for you."

Tesla〈I never thought Otto's granddaughter would stoop to bribing a kid. This is hilarious!〉

Theresa〈Grrr! Anti-Entropy scum, you'd better watch yourselves!〉

Kiana〈Auntie, they're not wrong, though.〉

Theresa〈Kiana, whose side are you on?!〉

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In the video, after hearing Theresa's words, Alvitr slowly climbed down from the wall and then hugged a book, saying, "Lies... Lies!"

"There's no way Lady Teriri would be friends with a bad auntie like you who steals from children."

Hearing the phrase "bad auntie," Theresa couldn't help but spit out metaphorical old blood, taking a million-ton critical hit straight to her heart.

Theresa, "Auntie? You little brat, am I really that old?"

Theresa clenched her fists, wishing she could crawl into the screen and give Alvitr a good beating.

Himeko〈Actually, you could even call her gra—〉

Theresa glared at Himeko while carrying the Judah weapon, scaring Himeko into taking a step back, her forehead drenched in cold sweat.

Tesla〈Hahahahaha! Auntie, that's killing me!〉

Kiana〈Himeko-sensei, grandma what? You're not eve—mmmph!〉

"Idiot Kiana, if you keep talking, no one will survive the night."

Mei and Bronya quickly covered Kiana's mouth, cold sweat forming on their foreheads as they fearfully glanced at the door, terrified that Theresa might suddenly burst in.

"Mmph! Mmmph!"

Kiana nodded to indicate she understood, so Mei and Bronya slowly released her.

"Then Auntie Himeko..."

"I'm afraid she's already doomed..."

"..."

The three exchanged glances and fell silent.

Einstein〈Dr, you're older than Theresa, what are you laughing at?〉

Tesla〈Chicken-head Einstein, whose side are you on? This is a rare chance to tease a Valkyrie of Schicksal!〉

[Miss Lily]Otto〈Little Theresa, no matter how old you are, you'll always be a child in my eyes~〉

Theresa〈Grandpa, saying that doesn't make me happy at all!〉

The video continued playing.

To further refute Theresa being a "bad auntie," Alvitr said with a face full of admiration, "She's someone who embodies the wonderful qualities of honesty, elegance, and courage—a perfect, flawless person!"

"Her beauty is not something mere mortals like you can even dream of witnessing."

With that, Alvitr opened the book in her hands and declared resolutely, "Rude aunty, let me show you the greatness of Lady Teriri!"

As the book opened, countless dazzling rainbow lights reflected on Alvitr's face.

"Wa-wait!" Theresa's face turned crimson as she tried to salvage the situation, but Alvitr gave her no chance, reading loudly.

"I am the world's cutest magical girl—Teriri!!"

"Savior of this world!"

"Beacon of transcendent light!!!"

"You lowly beasts, the only thing awaiting you is annihilation!"

As Alvitr passionately recited, Theresa covered her ears, rolling on the ground in a breakdown.

"Blazing magic of the stars~"

"Burn everything away! Teriri!"

Then, standing up and swaying, she screamed in despair, "Stop! Stop reading it!!!"

"Here and now, I release my victorious legacy!"

"Enough!!!" Theresa leaned on her knees, her face so red it seemed like smoke might rise, and with her last ounce of strength, she roared.

Kiana〈Hahahahaha! Aunt Theresa, don't tell me that Teriri's secret book was written by you! I can't believe you had such a cringey phase!〉

Kiana〈I can't take it anymore; my stomach hurts from laughing!〉

Theresa shouted angrily in embarrassment〈Idiot Kiana! You! Now! Immediately! Come to my office!〉

Kiana〈⊙▽⊙〉

When Siegfried saw Theresa's embarrassed expression on the screen, he laughed as heartily as Kiana. If Theresa were present, she'd probably drop a Judah on him and send him straight to heaven.

[Miss Lily]Otto〈Ahem! Everyone has a cringey phase, dear granddaughter. No need to feel shy. (barely holding back laughter)〉

Tesla〈Hahaha, good stuff! Why aren't you laughing, Einstein?〉

"I can't anymore~ Hahahaha, this is too much! No matter how many times I watch this video, I laugh just as hard every time!"

Fu Lin collapsed onto the desk, laughing so hard she pounded it until it creaked, completely lacking any host-like composure.

Theresa〈That's enough out of you!〉