Heart of Dorkness

Valeria Malvada, self-proclaimed princess of Darkness, maker of cute monsters, haver of two friends (and the world's coolest mom), is sent on a grand quest in the Caselfella Republic.

It's a very easy quest, one that she can't possibly mess up in any way.

It would be almost impossible to accidentally topple a city, or convince the very repressed daughter of a local noble family to turn rebellious and decide to conquer her own country in the name of the Dark Goddess.

It's been two whole years since her last slight kerfuffle. She is--according to herself--a grown and mature woman who can take care of herself and her dearest friends. Now all she needs is an opportunity to prove herself!