Guard With a Knife

Fifty-seven: [Male and Female Relations]

Compared with the introverted and shy No. 1 pick Derrick Rose, reporters prefer to interview the main center Joey Dorsey of the University of Memphis.

Because Joey Dorsey is a man who grows muscles into his brain, he has a very true temperament, and he often makes more popular remarks off the court than on the court.

For example, last year, he was stunned by the **** reporters of ESPN. A blatant statement: “Greg Oden is overrated. Now all newspaper pages are news about him, saying that he is a combination of Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain, saying that his minimum minimum is the rich version of Mu Tombo. This is ridiculous, wait and see, I will show him his true shape, he will shiver in front of my muscles, and then watch me take 20 rebounds off his head.”

Then, Greg Oden led Ohio State University to easily slaughter Memphis in the conference finals. Poor Joey Dorsey missed a point and left with 3 rebounds and 4 fouls.

Then, Greg Oden became the No. 1 pick in 2007 as it should be. And he… became one of the negative harlequins in Oden’s countless legends.

Since this season, Joey Dorsey has been keeping his mouth shut under the control of coach Calipari.

But when Charles Barkley walked into the USC Stadium to interview the University of Memphis players who were warming up here, Joey Dorsey suddenly felt that he should say something… After all, this is a predecessor in the big mouth world.

So, when Charles asked: “What do you think of Snoopy, he is now known as the poor version of Joey Dorsey. He has a very eye-catching performance in both rebounds and blocks.”

Joey Dorsey shrugged and raised his eyebrows at the camera: “You know, Chinese people are always good at making things that look almost the same as the genuine ones, but they actually feel terrible in practice.”

“Of course that guy named Snoopy is the same, he just looks very beautiful.”

Charles quickly said: “However, he has killed Ty Gibson, Michael Beasley, Lopez brothers and other NBA-powered inside players, and even Beasley is still the top pick.”

“This is not uncommon. It is me, I can only do better than him. The power of Tay Gibson and Michael Beasley can’t bear to look at it directly, and the Lopez brothers are likely to have emigrated from Antarctica. They are awkwardly able to be brothers to the Emperor Penguin.”

“Wait and see! I will hang him in Staples on Tuesday afternoon. I will show him what American power is.”

Joey Dorsey showed off his biceps in front of the camera, and said in an exaggerated tone: “Power!!!”

Watching Joey Dorsey’s pretentious gesture on TV, Leon Bob is very sorry: “Not all Baltimore people are as rude as him. I have to apologize to you.”

“You think more about Leon. I won’t anger the Baltimores because of him. Geographical attacks are one of the two stupidest arrogances in the world.” Put his remarks into my heart. “I thought he was discussing functions. Power represents power in functions.”

Leon Bob doesn’t understand functions, but he understands the body of a puppy. He clearly sees that his body muscles are subconsciously tightening, which is a manifestation of emotional out-of-control stress.

However, his expression is well hidden. Moreover, even in such an angry situation, he still knows how to take care of others’ emotions.

“Snoopy, recently your flexibility and coordination are much better than before. Did you do any special training in the dormitory?” Bob changed the subject.

The puppy shook his head. He said, “I didn’t do much training. But I found that when my heart beats and blood boils, my body flexibility will become better. Is there any scientific basis for this?”

“No.” Bob said strictly: “This may be your hallucination.”

But the puppy doesn’t think so.

In the game against Stanford, he felt particularly obvious. At that time, the Lopez brothers angered him, his emotions were high, his blood also boiled, his fighting consciousness was burning, and the two brothers dunked in succession and won the victory. After the game, he clearly felt that his physical coordination performance was better than before the game.

This makes him feel gratified, it turns out that as long as you keep fighting, you can always become stronger!

After coming out of Jennifer’s room before, he once had a kind of absurd worry: Do I want to become stronger, so I can only use the yin and nourish the yang as written in martial arts novels? Finally become a stallion?

Fortunately… the following game let him breathe a sigh of relief!

emotions.

As long as you mobilize your emotions, make your heart beat quickly, and your blood speed up, you can better control your body.

It’s just… my emotions don’t seem to be easily mobilized.

……

Leon Bob spent 40 minutes giving Snoopy electrotherapy and Snoopy spent 20 minutes explaining to Jennifer Lawrence, who was crying on the phone, that he had nothing to do with Miley Sellers. .

“I’m really just a prop. Miley Cyrus deliberately used me to **** off that idol singer, oh, yes, and Selena. They are now a couple…”

The puppy tried his best, his saliva was dry, and Jennifer Lawrence on the other end of the phone stopped crying. Then she went gossip: “So you mean, Selena Gomez snatched Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend Nick Jonas, so Miley Cyrus deliberately asked you to stimulate Nick Jonas. And Selena. Then do you know when Selena got on with Nick? Also, Nick Jonas and the others have been guest singers to Miley Seller in concert…

The puppy’s mood collapsed. “I really don’t know. I’m really not familiar with them. I was just a actor who was temporarily dragged over to play props.”

“Well, Snoopy. I miss you. I will return to Los Angeles as soon as possible.”

The two of them were very tired of me and I hung up the phone for a while.

Leon Bob listened a little awkwardly.

When Snoopy finished hanging up the phone, he felt it necessary to share some life experiences with this kid: “Snoopy, I think you should be more cautious in the relationship between men and women. You know, many NBA stars are destroyed by women. , Such as Sean Camp, such as the owner of this arena, Kobe Bryant, he was almost destroyed by a waitress…”

Before he could say anything, a tall black man walked in.

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