Great Blue Night Watchman

Among the clouds on the horizon, a silver boat suddenly appeared in the sky, and a beautiful woman stood on the silver boat, like a fairy.

The silver boat spun down and landed on the bluestone road of Mr. Wen Dao. It turned into an earring and hung on the beautiful woman's earlobe.

The beautiful woman raised her hand, and a burst of energy shot toward the bell, and a clear chime was heard.

This is called the knocking bell.

The disciple asked, first knocking the bell.

This is an application for questioning.

Lin Su raised his eyes and looked at this little beauty through the gap in the small courtyard, with a look of surprise in his eyes. Why is it her?

The little saint he saw in the library just now.

"Brother, there is another sister who is cheating." Xiaoyao whispered into Lin Su's ears. After Xiaoyao finished eating the pheasant, she rubbed her oily mouth on Lin Su's shoulder. This girl has this problem - she always learns from it. No hygiene habits.

Lin Su turned her head to the side and made a silencing gesture for her.

Then he quickly entered through the side door and entered the Taoism room inside. There were no windows in the Taoism room and it was tightly sealed. He gently raised his hand, and a small hammer struck the small clock next to it, and the crisp bell sounded in response. , which means that he agreed to the disciple’s application.

Outside the bamboo curtain, the little saint appeared out of thin air and bowed slightly: "Third Elder, I am afraid that something has gone wrong in my disciple's practice. I am here today to seek an explanation."

Lin Su took a deep breath and changed his voice: "You can tell me what's wrong."

"Yes!" The little saint was extremely respectful at this moment: "After the disciple broke through the realm of Daohua three days ago, his lower body suddenly started bleeding. The disciple looked inside the whole body and combed the meridians. No internal injuries were found and no pain was felt. Because of this, the situation must be unusual……"

Lin Su opened her eyes wide in the darkness...

Why does it sound like I'm on my period?

Later, as the symptoms were described, it was no longer an elephant, and he was absolutely sure!

The little saint has grown up, and this is her first time!

She had zero knowledge of physiology, and she had just reached a new level in practicing kung fu. She naturally explained this staged change in her life using kung fu. When she couldn't explain it, she panicked...

Lin Suyi's deep emotion turned into two words: "...it doesn't matter!"

This answer fell in the ears of the little saint, and she was shocked: "Can the elders cure it?"

rule?

I can cure it, but I dare not. If I cause you to undergo early menopause, I am afraid that your parents will beat me...

When he hesitated, the little saint misunderstood the meaning: "Disciple respectfully asks the elder to give me a wonderful hand. No matter whether it succeeds or not, I feel great virtue!"

As soon as these words came out, Lin Su changed his mind...

Why not do it if you can get a free favor?

"Please close your six senses and relax your whole body..."

The saintly girl closed her eyes and retracted her consciousness, and she was really cooperative in the treatment.

Lin Su came behind her, looking at the exquisite beauty in front of her, smelling the girl's fragrance that penetrated her nose, looking at the wonderful protrusion of her chest, feeling the contrast between her sanctity just now and her meekness now.

To be honest, there are evil thoughts.

But what is worthy of praise is that when his finger fell, the bottom line was still three or two points...

After about five minutes, Lin Su forcibly cut off her inner thoughts, reluctantly retracted her fingers, returned to the bamboo curtain, calculated the time when her "severe illness" would occur, and said through the curtain: "You can go back." , I will be healed tomorrow!”

A thin blush appeared on the saint's face. She slowly opened her eyes and bowed slightly: "Thank you, elder!"

He took out a small package from his arms, put it on the chopping board, and went out.

Returning to the small courtyard, the package was opened and there were twelve taels of silver inside.

Xiaoyao was so excited that she jumped eight inches high: "Ten Liang... The more I cheat, the more I cheat... Oh, no, it's a famous teacher's guidance, and the fee is reasonable."

Lin Su touched her head and murmured: "This situation is a little special. I'm not so sure... ahem... is it really reasonable..."

ah? Xiaoyao was confused...

The next day, the little saint's "evil disease" of bleeding was cured. After she confirmed it, she was elated. Her happy mood was caught by her sister, and she smiled slightly: "My sister is so happy today, contrary to the worries of the past few days. Is there some happy event?"

The saint smiled and said: "A few days ago, my little sister suffered from a serious illness. She was afraid that her practice would go astray, so she was a little worried. Fortunately, thanks to the wonderful hands of the third elder, she has recovered now."

The smile on my sister's face stiffened: "Third Elder? Didn't the Third Elder go to Guiyuan with my mother half a month ago?"

The holy girl frowned: "No way? In the past half month, the third elder has been asking questions about the pavilion. He has often made high-level comments about the disciples' practice. All the disciples also said that the third elder's discussion during this period of time The words are concise and the meaning is profound, and I have benefited a lot.”

My sister is full of suspicion, has she been here for half a month? How can it be? Others don’t know, so doesn’t she know? When mother and the third elder set out on the road at the same time, she was right next to her...

She said calmly: "Tell me about your serious illness and how he treated it with your wonderful hands."

The saint said...

Speaking of her illness, my sister's eyes widened. Oh my god, isn't this clearly a "menstrual event"? How can you have the nerve to ask a man about this?

Speaking of the "curing" methods of the "Guard Keeper", my sister suddenly became angry and jealous, and cursed the bastard in her heart...

Detonate on the spot!

With a cry, she soared into the sky, carrying an extremely fierce wind and shooting towards the Taoist Pavilion.

In the Pavilion of Questions, Lin Su was talking in an old and soothing tone. The disciples below were very excited. On the chopping board was a bag of silver that four or five of them had collected...

When "collecting money to discuss Taoism" came to an end, the young lady turned into a furious wind and rushed into the Taoist Pavilion. With her hands together, the bamboo curtain in front of her turned into powder out of thin air. Her bare hand was like a divine punishment, and she rushed through the "Tao Dao Pavilion" Layers of darkness grabbed Lin Su's neck and flew into the sky...

The first moment Lin Su saw the sun, he was stunned.

Seeing the angry-looking beauty in front of him, who looked very similar to the little saint, he thought in his heart, "I am!"

There is an old saying that is true: if you go out to fool around, you will have to pay it back sooner or later; if you owe something, you have to pay the price...

The entire Yunxi Sect exploded!

Countless disciples were angry!

The most angry ones were precisely those disciples he had "instructed" before!

It is an honor for disciples to be guided by elders during their practice, but they suddenly learn that the one who guides them is actually a "named disciple" who is several levels lower than them, and he is also a useless person who cannot even enter the door of practice. The anger was overwhelming.

"If you dare to desecrate Tao Pavilion, beat him to death!" Ten disciples shouted in unison.

"If you dare to defraud money in the name of asking questions, beat him to death!" Hundreds of disciples shouted in unison.

In front of Lin Su, Xiaoyao stood up bravely, with his hands on his hips: "This is not a lie, this is called 'famous teacher guidance, reasonable fees'..."

"Beat her!"

A group of people rushed towards Xiaoyao, who rolled and crawled back to Lin Su, her face turned completely white...

At this moment, a figure fell from the sky, with long sleeves in green clothes, a snow-white goatee, and black lines all over his face. The sleeves shook slightly, and dozens of disciples who rushed towards them all positioned themselves on the ground, on the ground. , aerial, void positioning.

"Third Elder!"

"Master..." Lin Su squeezed out two words from his lips, which were a little dry.

This is the real guardian of Daodao Pavilion. The third elder is back!

"I already know all the reasons!" The third elder's voice was low and hoarse: "Acquisition of money by asking questions is inconsistent with the clan law. All the money collected will be returned!"

He stretched out his hand, and the jar that Xiaoyao had hidden deep under the bed flew towards him.

Xiaoyao screamed: "This is the guidance of a famous teacher, it's reasonable..."

Lin Su was quick and quickly closed her mouth.

The altar was broken, and the money fell like raindrops.

The voice of the third elder covered the entire audience: "As for Lin Su, I have my own way of discipline, let's break up!"

As he unfolded his sleeves, the people present, together with the silver scattered all over the sky, were swept in all directions at the same time. Lin Su's eyes darkened and then lit up, and he appeared in the small courtyard. There were only three people in the courtyard. He, Xiaoyao, the master, and everyone around him It's so quiet that it's a bit eerie...

The third elder took a deep breath, his eyes bulging outward...

Lin Su quickly spoke: "As the old saying goes, you don't train your apprentice when you are angry, and you don't train your wife at night. Master, please sit down first, and the disciple will prepare some good dishes for the master. After receiving the wind and washing the dust for the master, the disciple will not hide or ask for it." His crime!"

He pulled Xiaoyao and got into the kitchen.

In the courtyard, the third elder's eyes were bulging so high, he was panting, and with a bang, he slapped himself on the forehead, and the courtyard door behind him flew away...

In the kitchen, Lin Su was chopping vegetables without squinting, but he noticed the movement outside.

In the master-disciple game, the third elder can still handle it.

Both methods are tried and tested.

First, this old man is a traditional and conservative person. As long as he says: As the old saying goes, even if you fart later, the old man will believe it.

Secondly, food!

As a cultivating sect, people who eat and sleep in the open really have no pursuit of food. Before he came, the third elder basically did not eat the fireworks of the world, but after he took an iron pot and fried a few modern home-cooked dishes, the old man regained his taste. Human fireworks.

The thing he committed today was a bit big. He was worried that the old man would do something drastic when he was angry, so he took a two-pronged approach to let him calm down first.

This method was obviously effective. After the old man slapped himself on the forehead, 80% of his anger seemed to have disappeared.

After several plates of food were put on the table, the old man let out a long breath and moved his chopsticks.

Lin Su and Xiao Yao stood nearby, quite respectful at the moment.

After finishing the food, Xiaoyao put the bowl into the kitchen. The third elder pointed to the chair in front of him, and Lin Su sat down.

The old man raised his eyes, and infinite emotions flowed through his eyes for a moment: "Do you know what crime you committed this time?"

Lin Su cried out: "Master, this disciple is unjust...Master has gone out, and some brothers have come to ask for advice. This disciple has the sect in his heart, and with a sincere heart to help each other, he will do his best to clear up the doubts of the brothers and sisters. This can Is the calculation wrong? As the old saying goes..."

The third elder roared: "Shut up!" and cut off his "old saying"!

Lin Su looked at him blankly.

The old man slapped himself on the forehead again and sighed: "It's my master's fault for this. I didn't tell you the sect's precepts. I originally thought that you were in the sect and you couldn't even beat a dog. You didn't even think of committing any crime." With this ability, I never expected that you would be so subversive that you would stab the sky whenever you committed a crime... Just listen to me, what you committed was two of the sect's "Eighteen Commandments", "Transgressing the Rules" 'And 'blasphemy'! Anyone who violates any of the eighteen precepts..."

He was panting, feeling a terrible emotion brewing.

Lin Su finally became a little nervous: "What will happen?"

The third elder slowly uttered eight words: "Abolish the cultivation level and expel the teacher!"