Arriving in Hueco Mundo
The group of five continued walking for a few more minutes, and as they were walking, Aizen grew more and more irritated due to Yuna's constant babbling.
"So, anyway, as I have already said, the way you combed back your hair and instantly changed your image was pretty slick, but I think you should have pushed a little harder. For example, as soon as you comb your hair back, two previously prepared women appear and hug your arms while saying something along the lines of: Kyaa, Aizen-sama is so cool~"
While Yuna continued talking, Aizen decided to simply ignore her, while Gin and Tosen decided to do the same.
"Mhh, you don't like the idea? Mhh~ Maybe you don't like women? I'm sure you could organize a few burly men that start flexing with their shirts off as soon as you're done changing your image. Guess you could also get them to compliment your strength or something like that. Mhh, I guess for that one, you should take your shirt off as well~"
Unbothered by everyone's silence, Yuna continued bothering Aizen as she kept talking endlessly.
"Obviously, you could have gone the young master route, having a few hooligans praise you while telling everyone else to knell due to how awesome you are, but I think that doesn't really fit your image."
For once, Aizen had to nod his head due to Yuna's words. That certainly wasn't the kind of image he was gunning for. Yuna, probably not even noticing Aizen's nod, continued talking, but this time, she decided to change the topic.
"By the way, do you have a large dick?"
Hearing Yuna asking that kind of question with a seemingly innocent smile on her face, Aizen almost tripped over his own feet before glaring at Yuna, causing her to shrug.
"Hey, don't look at me like that. This isn't sexual harassment or anything like that. It's just that you radiate a lot of big-dick energy, but I want to know if you do so because you really are big or because you are compensating for something.
Oh well, forget about it, you don't need to tell me. However, are there any women you have slept with? I could just ask them, as I'm still curious."
Although Aizen initially glared at Yuna, he decided to ignore her moments later. There is no way he would argue with Yuna about something that silly. Aizen considered that to be below his dignity. Obviously, Yuna couldn't care less.
"None? That's a little sad. Oh! Are you perhaps into men? That would work out as well."
Not hearing Aizen answering, Yuna shrugged her shoulders and continued talking while briefly glancing at Gin and Tosen.
"Oh well, let's see. Gin doesn't appear to me to be the type to take it, so I guess it must have been Tosen, huh? Say, Tosen, how big was it? Ah! I apologize; I forgot you are blind! Still, you should have been able to tell from the feeling, right? Tell me how far he entered you."
"I-I DID NO SUCH THING WITH AIZEN-SAMA!!!"
After Yunaa continued pestering Tosen, he finally snapped and yelled at Yuna, causing her to shake her head.
"Mah, it's fine to be embarrassed about it, but no need to yell at me. That was really rude. If you don't want to tell me how Aizen made you squeal under him, then don't tell me."
As Yuna continued speaking, Tosen finally had enough, causing him to hold the hilt of his place.
"Asking for permission to cut her down, Aizen-sama."
"Don't. Are mere words really enough to make you lose your cool? It's just a bunch of childish profanities, no need to get angry."
Hearing Aizen's words, Tosen couldn't help but lower his head in shame. Indeed, there was no reason to get angry about such childish insults. So, Tosen took a few deep breaths, significantly calming his anger.
And, just as Tosen finished calming down, Yuuna continued speaking.
"Anyway, just out of curiosity, do you plan to masturbate to how awesome an exit you made back in Soul Society? Personally, I probably would. Well, I wouldn't do it myself but would have one of my girls do it, but you get the gist of what I want to say, right?"
Finally, after a few more minutes of Yuna's constant babbling, they reached the end of the dimension between Hueco Mundo and Soul Society, and after stepping through a portal, they arrived inside a grand hall, where ten people were seated at a long table.
Most of them were humanoid-looking while still retaining a few inhumanoid features while still wearing parts of their Hollow mask, indicating that Aizen had already started turning Hollow into Hollow-Shinigami hybrids. Now that Aizen had the Hogyoku, they would undoubtedly become even more humanoid.
As the group of five approached the ten seated people, Yuna immediately started inspecting the other people in the room. Well, her gaze instantly ricocheted away from the men and instantly landed on the three women, earning her a pinch to the waist from Hinata.
The one who was seated the furthest away from the head of the table, where Aizen would undoubtedly take a seat, had spiky blonde hair that was braided into three small locks at seemingly random places. She had green eyes, and half of her face was covered by her jacket, which was so short that her breasts almost spilled out from underneath it. And, most importantly, she had massive breasts.
'Yes.'
[Of course, it's a "yes". It's a woman, after all.]
[Gahaha~ Massive tits!]
The second seated female had hazel eyes and long green hair that reached all the way down to her hips. She wore a tightfitting white suit that clearly showed off her features, revealing another pair of big breasts.
'Yes, as well, but for some reason, my instincts are telling me that this one might turn out to be a crime in the future?'
[Haa? What are you talking about?]
'Mhh, not sure. Just a weird gut feeling.'
[Gahaha~ More massive tits!]
And finally, sitting at the end of the table, right next to the place next to the head of the table, sat a woman with brown eyes and long red hair that almost reached her hips. Unlike the other people seated at the table, there was no fragmented mask on her face, but instead, multiple horns surrounded her head, making it look like a crown.
'Oh? That one looks a little familiar.'
[As expected, since it's a woman, you remember her.]
[Average, gah~]
As soon as Yuna's gaze landed on the woman, a frown appeared on the woman's face, and moments later, she looked at the source of the uncomfortable feeling she was getting.
However, as soon as she saw Yuna, her eyes almost popped out of her sockets while her skin paled. Following that, she was constantly looking from Yuna towards the room's exit and back to Yuna, making for a rather comical display.
'It's really her, huh?'
[It's a surprisingly small world, isn't it?]
'Oh well, good for Hisoka, I guess.'
While Yuna finished checking out the other women in the room, their group had reached the table resulting in Aizen sitting down at its head, following Gin and Tosen dutifully standing behind him.
Yuna was pretty certain that he expected her and Hinata to do the same, but Yuna had a different idea as a throne made out of ice pooped up directly next to Aizen, on which she promptly sat down, followed by Hinata sitting down on her lap as if it was natural.
Before Aizen could comment on Yuna's actions, she let her gaze wander around the room yet again before nodding in approval.
"Nice little group you have collected here. It couldn't have been easy to assemble a group that, in equal parts, wants to kill, follows you because of your strength, and are loyal to you."
"Oh? Are you saying that some of my dear Arrancara are disloyal?"
Hearing Aizen's question, Yuna simply rolled her eyes and continued talking.
"Come on, Aizen. I know you like playing games, but don't say stuff that insults your and my intelligence."
After Yuna finished speaking, Aizen couldn't help but smirk a little without continuing the conversation. Obviously, he was aware that some people in this room were after his life. Frankly, he was pretty sure that Yuna planned to do the same, but he had surprising amounts of trouble reading her intentions.
Meanwhile, a middle-aged man whose bones were visible on half his face frowned deeply due to Yuna's words. After all, he was one of the people who wanted to kill Aizen. Unfortunately, Aizen was stronger than him, so that he couldn't do anything yet. He planned to wait for a good chance during the incoming war with Soul Society to get rid of Aizen.
On the other hand, Gin's facial expression remained calm and collected despite the inner turmoil going on in his head. After all, when Yuna mentioned that some people here wanted to kill Aizen, she briefly glanced at him, causing him chills.
'How does she know about my intentions? That should be impossible as I have hidden it almost all my life. No one should know of my grudge.'
"Aizen-sama, what is this woman saying? She has been very disrespectful to you for a while now. This is unacceptable! She needs to be punished for her insolence!"
Suddenly a dark-skinned man with a bold head and black markings on his face stood up and pointed his finger at Yuna, causing her to roll her eyes.
'Fanaticly loyal people are so boring~'
[Where there quite a few people who acted like that towards yourself as well.]
'Obviously. If I'm the one who is worshipped, they turn from "boring" to "boring but useful".'
"Oh yeah, I totally should be punished. Let's see, let me randomly pick two of you to do so. I'll take the blonde woman with the huge tits and the brown-haired woman with the huge tits."
[Pretty sure there was very little randomness involved in that choice.]
'Must be your imagination.'
[Gahaha! Titties!]
Hearing Yuna's words, the two women she mentioned started glaring at her, resulting in Yuna winking back at them, earning her another pinch from Hinata.
"Forget about that for now. We have more important things to do. Finally, I managed to acquire the Hogyoku, meaning we can finish your transformation into perfect Arrancara."
As soon as Aizen stopped talking, a small ruckus happened as everyone couldn't help but get excited due to Aizen's words. After all, everyone present was, at their base, a Hollow, so they instinctively soughed for strength.
All of them had gotten quite a power boost after turning into a half-Arrancara, so they were looking forward to finishing that transformation as soon as possible.
As for Yuna acting disrespectful towards Aizen? That was already forgotten by everyone. For a Hollow, there is nothing more important than growing stronger.
Seeing everyone's excitement, Aizen nodded in approval. He loved it when his test subject happily agreed to go through a possibly dangerous procedure without a hint of doubt.
"Well, we'll start with Number ten and work our way up all the way to the Primera Espada."
As he finished speaking, he looked at the woman with the crown-like horns on her, who simply nodded at Aizen in agreement. Although Aizen didn't really care whether the Primera Espada agreed or not, having her consent generally made things easier to handle.
'Very well. Like that, even if I make a mistake because of the unknown procedure, I'll only lose the weaker Arrancara. When I reach the relevant ones, I should have familiarised myself with the process enough to no longer have any hiccups.
"Good, let's start then. Ulquiorra, these two are Yuna and Hinata; they will be our guests from now on. Please guide them around a..."
"OBJECTION!!!"
Before Aizen could finish speaking, a loud voice echoed through the room, drawing everyone's attention. Obviously, the loud voice originated from Yuna, who was currently pointing her finger at Aizen, causing him to tilt his head in confusion.
"Objection? Was there a problem with what I have just said?"
Hearing Aizen's question, Yuna looked at him like he had grown a second head before shaking her head in disappointment.
"*Sigh* You disappoint me, Aizen. Isn't it rather obvious what the problem is?"
Despite Yuna saying it was obvious, Aizen had question marks popping up above his head, causing Yuna to sigh yet again.
"Not only is Ulquiorra clearly not a woman, but his blank look makes him look as interesting as an empty piece of paper! Either let busty blond bombshell show us around or brown busty bombshell. The red one is fine as well but has less priority."
"Oi, what happened to the 'busty bombshell' part?"
"I'm not a liar."
"You are!"
"Well, okay, I am~ But I never lie about breasts."
[That's a really weird statement to make.]
'Suprised?'
[Not in the slightest.]
Although Aizen gave the woman with red hair a weird look due to her seemingly knowing Yuna, he decided to talk about this later as he sighed deeply before continuing to talk.
"*Sigh* You are the most annoying person I have ever met."
"Thanks."
"*Sigh* That wasn't a compliment. Oh, whatever. Harribel, guide her for today and show her around."
"Yes, Aizen-sama."
Seeing the blonde woman with large breasts standing up after Aizen called her, Yuna nodded in approval.
"Good. That's how I like it."
She could feel Hinata pinching her waist yet again but decided to ignore that.
Meanwhile, within Seireitei, a sole woman with long black hair and white eyes was walking through the headquarters of Seireitei's 1st Division and towards the Captain Commander's office.
Usually, it wouldn't be easy for a mere Fourth Seat like her to get a meeting with Yamamoto, but after mentioning that she had a matter concerning the upcoming war with Aizen, Yamamoto instantly allowed her to meet him.
Moments later, the woman entered Yamamoto's office, where she patiently waited for Yamamoto to finish whatever kind of paperwork he was doing.
"Hisoka Hyuuga, Fourth Seat of the 13th Division, what brought you to my office?"
Although Yamamoto did not know the names and appearances of every seated officer within Seireitei, he did know about Hisoka due to her unique Shikai transformation and her unusual pure white eyes.
"I would like to be promoted to Captain, filling one of the now vacant spots so that I can participate in the upcoming war."
Hearing Hisoka's words, Yamamoto raised his eyebrows. After all, Hisoka was just a mere Fourth Seat. What gave her the confidence to become a Captain suddenly?
Obviously, Hisoka was aware of Hisoka's thoughts, so she slowly drew her blade, getting Yamamoto's curiosity.
"[Bankai. Tensaigan]"
Yamamoto's eyes widened as Hisoka's eyes changed even more from what he heard her Shikai would do. From the report he read, the skin around Hisoka's eyes would become veinier when she used her Shikai, but now her eyes actually turned multicolored with a flower-like pattern inside them.
"Hoo~ To think you would archive Bankai. Not bad at all."
As soon as Yamamoto stopped talking, he vanished from his position and appeared in front of Hisoka, sword already drawn and slashing down at her.
Instead of using her sword to defend herself, a black orb appeared between Hisoka and Yamamoto's blade, blocking the strike.
"Interesting."
Yamamoto slashed at her yet again, and since the first black orb was punted away upon contact with Yamamoto's blade, a second one formed, blocking the second strike.
Yamamoto continued attacking for a few seconds more, resulting in nine orbs cycling around Hisoka, causing Yamamoto to nod in approval and sheath his sword.
"Very good. Your strength is befitting of a Captain."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yamamoto sat back down and continued speaking moments later.
"Frankly, strength isn't everything a Captain needs, but the more Captain-level fighters we have, the better, so I don't mind making you a Captain. However, there is still another question you need to answer: Why did you hide your strength?"
As soon as Yamamoto asked that question, his Spiritual Pressure came crashing down on Hisoka, instantly increasing the temperature in the room.
However, despite the powerful pressure crashing into her, Hisoka continued standing straight, seemingly unbothered by Yamamoto's Spiritual Pressure. Well, she was used to Yuna's presence, so this kind of outcome is only natural.
Seeing Hisoka not bending under his Spiritual Pressure, Yamamoto couldn't help but smile a little.
'This one has quite a lot of potential. Very good.'
Despite approving of Hisoka, he still needed his previous question answered, so he waited for Hisoka to speak.
"Frankly, I hid my strength because I have no interest in prestige. I just want a peaceful life. I planned to slowly rise toward the rank of Lieutenant and stay there for the rest of my life. You know, a peaceful life with little paperwork and a decently high position."
Hearing Hisoka's words, Yamamoto simply nodded his head. This was not a life he wanted to live, but he could understand other people desiring it. If Hisoka had shown what she was capable of from the start, ridiculous amounts of expectations would have been poured onto her, destroying all chances to live a leisurely life. Although Yamamoto disliked that kind of attitude, he didn't condemn it.
"I see. In that case, why did you decide to reveal your true strength?"
Hearing Yamamoto's question, Hisoka could only smile wryly as he answered him.
"I'll be honest; I watched what happened during Rukia's execution with my Shikai. I might desire a peaceful life, but Aizen destroying Seireitei is a whole different matter. I'm not saying that I think we would lose, but since I'm someone who could maybe make a small difference, I decided to reveal myself."
'What a joke; now that Yuna is here, how could I possibly not participate in the war and watch Aizen getting trolled by her!?'
Luckily, Yamamoto couldn't hear Hisoka's thoughts; otherwise, he certainly wouldn't have a positive opinion of her.
'I see, she wants a peaceful life, but when there's actual peril, she doesn't mind stepping in. I can respect that.'
"Very well, henceforth you will be the Captain of the 3rd Division. Hisoka Hyuuga."
"Yes!"