Global Catastrophe: I, Mecha God, Can't Hide From The World

Following Chen Ping's order, Master Chief No. 1 grabbed Chen Ping suddenly and jumped downstairs with Chen Ping in his arms.

"Nah!! Don't hold me when you jump off the building!!"

The weightlessness caused by the free fall almost made Chen Ping faint. What made Chen Ping even more annoyed was that he originally just asked the Master Chief to rush forward to save people, and did not want to follow him.

Master Chief 1 took Chen Ping and fell quickly. When he was about to touch the ground, the engine roared and dragged Chen Ping to the ground slowly.

Chen Ping's feet were unsteady, and he staggered and almost fell to the ground. Then he felt his stomach churn, and Chen Ping suppressed that feeling again.

At the risk of a man's dignity, he can't lose his standing in front of the mecha even to death!

"Looks like I need to adjust the Master Chief's programming when I get back. Don't just grab the master and fly together in the sky!"

Chen Ping thought to himself.

However, the Master Chief did not stop. The power of the twin engines was increased to the maximum, dragging Chen Ping and rushing out violently, like a stream of light flying towards the girl.

Then the Master Chief took off his hand and placed Chen Ping in front of the girl. He turned around and kicked the two red roaring beasts upside down with a spiral kick.

Chen Ping estimated that the instantaneous explosion of the Master Chief had at least exceeded the speed of sound, and then suddenly stopped. Chen Ping's head fell, and his body rushed straight towards the girl on the ground.

"Nima eggs!!"

Chen Ping only had time to curse angrily before slamming into the girl's arms.

"snort!"

Chen Ping's impact seemed to have touched the girl's wound. He straightened up and let out a low cry of pain. A breath of hot air blew right on Chen Ping's face.

"Are you going to die?"

Li Yatong thought she was being eaten by that disgusting alien beast, and opened her eyes in confusion to see the world again.

By coincidence, Li Yatong's eyes met the face of Chen Ping who was lying on his back.

"ah!"

"ah?"

Li Yatong screamed in fright, and Chen Ping also let out a strange scream when he was frightened.

"Who are you?"

Chen Ping opened his mouth. The dizziness in his head happened to hit him crazily at this moment. Chen Ping couldn't bear it anymore.

"vomit……"

Finally, Chen Ping could no longer suppress the turmoil in his stomach and vomited...

"What do you mean? Am I that ugly?"

This strange thought lingered in Li Yatong's mind, and she looked at Chen Ping intently, not knowing whether it was anger or some other emotion.

As if she was so angry that she finally tilted her neck and fainted completely.

"Huh? Damn it, your mental endurance is too bad."

Chen Ping was stunned for a moment, then slowly choked out this sentence.

"hiss!!"

The two alien-winged beasts were kicked in the face just as they were about to eat. How could they not be angry?

Struggling to stand up from the ground, he roared and glared at Master Chief No. 1.

"Hehe! Come on!"

Master Chief No. 1 let out a weird laugh that didn't look like a human being, and raised his fingers at the two alien-winged beasts.

The two hetero-winged beasts could not stand this kind of anger. The two beasts looked at each other, flicked their tails at the same time, opened the underdeveloped short wings on their backs, and attacked Master Chief No. 1 with a flying swoop.

Master Chief No. 1 stood there without moving, the mouths of the two alien-winged beasts opened, and their eyes already showed human-like mockery.

When the two beasts approached, the Master Chief's body suddenly lunged forward for a distance, so fast that it seemed to leave an afterimage.

"Snapped!"

The Master Chief stretched out his arms and grabbed the tails of the two alien-winged beasts, one on the left and the other on the right.

In the horrified eyes of the Alien Winged Beast, the Master Chief rounded his arms and smashed them to the ground.

"boom!"

There was a dull collision sound, and the two alien-winged beasts hit their heads hard on the ground under the huge force, and the asphalt road trembled slightly.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Master Chief No. 1 thumped hard one after another until the heads of the two beasts turned into paste and minced meat, completely lifeless, and finally stopped.

"Roar!"

The red roaring beast not far away did not participate in the battle to help the alien winged beast at all. Like Chen Ping, it just watched everything blankly.

It seems that there is no participation!

It wasn't until the two alien-winged beasts died that the red roaring beast roared.

Then, I saw the red roaring beast stick out its butt, raise its tailpipe, and make a disgusting squirm.

"puff!"

Along with a fart-like sound, a ball of blue-white light was ejected.

"Energy strike on the way detected!"

Upon seeing this, the Master Chief rushed to Chen Ping, blocked Chen Ping with his body, raised his arms, and a spherical light curtain lit up on his body, protecting Chen Ping and others within the light curtain.

Particle shield, one of Master Chief's mecha's special skills.

"boom!"

The light bullet emitted by the red roar beast hit the light curtain, and there was a crackle of electricity.

The light curtain faded, and Chen Ping was fine.

"Master Chief, destroy it!"

Chen Ping ordered calmly.

The sergeant commanded, causing it to open and spit out two huge streams of fireworks. He stepped forward and charged forward, getting faster and faster.

The flame tail brought up a gust of wind, stirring up the smoke and dust on the ground and rushing towards Chen Ping.

"Pfft, pah! Damn it, I'll change you when you get back, fuck you!"

Chen Ping was so choked that he cursed his mother.

Master Chief 1 is like Superman, flying close to the ground, with his right arm stretched out into a fist.

"Puff puff……"

Red Shoutmon was not idle either. Seeing the enemy rushing towards him, the tail pipe behind its butt squirmed wildly and fired three small light bombs in succession.

"Bang bang bang..."

The light curtains lit up on the Master Chief's body to block them all, but his speed still did not slow down at all.

"Boom!"

The fist hit Red Howler's head hard, and the power of the punch actually caused Red Howler, who was as big as a minibus, to fall backwards, and finally sat down on the ground.

"Roar!"

The Red Howler was angry. It didn't expect that this tiny creature dozens of times smaller than itself would dare to provoke itself like this.

He howled furiously and rushed towards the Master Chief like a giant wolf. He raised his strong front paws high and slammed them down, causing a gust of cool wind.

"boom!"

Not to be outdone, the Master Chief caught the Red Howler's claws with both arms.

The violent force came down heavily. The Master Chief bent his legs slightly to stabilize his body. Then he slowly stood up straight and pushed back Honghou's retracted claws.

"Stop playing around and get rid of that bitch quickly. We need to return to the base quickly. This girl is very weak!"

Seeing that the Master Chief was still fighting in close combat, Chen Ping gave the order again.

Hearing that Chen Ping actually called him a piece of shit, the red howler was stunned.

Damn it, the great Red Roarmon will one day be despised by food and called a piece of shit. Unclemon can bear it, but Grandmamon can't!

"Roar!"

The Red Howler erupted again, opening its huge mouth, and the smelly breath hit the Master Chief's face.

Although the Master Chief is just a mecha and has no sense of taste at all, there is a vomiting expression on the face of the Master Chief's glass screen.

Then, a blue-white light slowly lit up in the red roar beast's mouth.

Aren't the good guys able to spit out balls from their butts? How come they can also spit out balls from their mouths?