Global Catastrophe: I, Mecha God, Can't Hide From The World

"What did you say? Xiang San crossed Xijin and attacked us?"

In the first office, the first one holding the phone asked in disbelief.

"Yes, first seat!"

There was an affirmative reply from the other end of the phone.

"Then what are you waiting for, you guys with special numbers? Fight back, I'm sure to hit them even their mothers don't know."

The leader roared into the receiver.

"Yes, the first one! We must beat them until their mothers don't recognize them."

After receiving the officer's assurance, the chief officer put down the phone with satisfaction, then sat on the sofa, lit a cigarette for himself, and started smoking.

"What do you think is wrong with them? Why are they causing trouble for us?"

The first one can’t figure it out and doesn’t understand!

The Xiang San Family is really a strange flower in the country. Everyone knows that Xia Guo far surpasses the Xiang San Family in every aspect, and even crushes them.

Moreover, Xiang San's family was also invaded by alien beasts not long ago.

In a situation like the Sanjia family, which is in such dire straits and cannot even repair the toilet, they still have the courage to attack the Xia Kingdom!

The leader doesn't understand, what's going on in their heads.

However, people came to provoke him, so Xia Guo had to accept the challenge. Moreover, the frontline commander also reported that the opponent's army also had mechas.

Although the leader had long expected that the world would be in chaos, he did not expect that day to come so quickly. Before the invasion of alien beasts was resolved, the members of Blue Star were already fighting among themselves.

Especially the Tiaoba family, while attacking Yingjiang, they also brazenly launched a war of aggression against Nanbang not long ago.

Of course, the leader also received the first warning from Chen Ping, indicating that the Jiaoba family's ultimate intention was the Xia Kingdom. The leader was not surprised by all this.

After all, there must have been a battle between the war madman like Zuba and Xia Guo.

Xiang San's actions indeed exceeded everyone's expectations.

"Come here! Send 20,000 TD-1 mechas to Xijin to fight back against Xiangsan. In addition, bring a Nanguang mecha and our courier. Since they are going to fight, there is no need for the Xiangsan family to exist. "

The leader decisively issued the order.

At the same time, south of Xijin.

This is the preface position for the three Xiang families to attack Xia Kingdom.

"Brigadier General Cole, as you expected, our team has entered the Xia Kingdom's territory, and the attack went very smoothly. Those Xia Kingdom troops were like paper in front of the mecha, and they shattered at a touch, haha! "

After receiving the battle report from the front line, a general from the Xiang Sanjia family excitedly flattered a Yingjiang officer.

"Oh~, my dear friend! You must know that our Otaka-chan family is very happy to share the fruits of victory with our friends. As soon as our mechas were manufactured, we immediately sent reinforcements to you. You must know that the empire is still facing The pressure of the footbath and alien animals..."

Brigadier General Cole is an out-and-out hawk. After learning that Yingjiang wanted to find a testing ground to test the empire's latest mecha, he volunteered to come up with a plan and traveled across the ocean to Xiang Sanjia. A place where birds don't poop.

"So, after you eat the western side of Xia Kingdom, my empire must also get a share of the pie, otherwise..."

Brigadier General Cole paused.

"Understood! Everything is easy to say, my friend!"

Xiang San is also a sensible person, Ying Jiang is not a nice guy, everything is for profit.

"It's just that, Brigadier General, Xia Country also has a lot of mechas. I'm afraid they will fight back soon, and they will definitely send out mechas to fight back against us, so can your country give us more mechas?"

General Xiang San made the request in a timely manner. This time, the thousand brave mechas that Yingjiang supported Xiang San's family have all been put into the front line of the attack by Xiang San, and there is no reserve force at all.

The Brave Mecha is a mecha that was re-engraved by the Yingjiang family after they obtained the technology stolen from the Xia Kingdom by the Tieba family. In terms of functionality, it is very similar to that of the Tieba family.

Yingjiang naturally knew the details of this kind of mecha, so after it was made, he did not dare to arm himself immediately. Instead, he sold it to Xiang San, a stupid young man, and let Xiang San be used as a test subject to test the Brave Mecha. performance in all aspects.

If it weren't for the fact that the alien beasts were not interested in the ocean that was all sea water, they probably wouldn't have been able to transport the mecha over so easily. Of course, although there were no alien beasts on the sea, there were footbaths. This was a problem that Yingjiang had to face.

"No, no, my friend! Our Otaka-chan family must focus on solving the problem of foot basins and alien beasts, so it is impossible to have more mechas to support you. But you have to believe that the mechas of the Taka-chan family are Blue Star’s best mecha, even a hot chick like Xia Guo, can’t defeat even one Warrior mecha even if it comes ten times.”

Of course, it is impossible for mechas to support Xiang San anymore. Cole has collected all aspects of combat data on warrior mechas. They have to solve their own domestic problems. How can they have time to care about other things.

As for the issue of Xia's counterattack that Xiang San has to face...

What does that have to do with the Eagle Sauce family?

By the time Xia Guo's counterattack arrived, Cole had already gone back to Yingjiang's house to celebrate Christmas. This is also the consistent style of the Yingjiang family.

Thinking of this, Cole began to organize the documents on his desk. He was ready to run away.

"My friend, what do you mean?"

Seeing Cole packing his things, General Xiang San seemed to understand something immediately, and asked with a frown on his face.

"My mission has been accomplished, my friends! The next step is up to you!"

Brigadier General Cole was not in the mood to stay in this land without even a toilet. He patted General Xiang San on the shoulder with a relaxed look on his face.

Good guy!

You said to attack Xijin, and you said to attack Xia Kingdom. Now you see that Xia Kingdom is going to fight back, but you say that you have to rely on yourself to fight the war?

Mudd! Did you agree to win the Xia Kingdom and share a piece of the pie?

So, love disappears, right?

The current situation in the Xia Kingdom is indeed very bad. Not to mention the large-scale invasion of alien beasts, it still faces various difficulties, but... its industrial foundation is still there. If you want to deal with Xiang San, you can only take it with your hands. Pinch thing.

"咻咻~"

Two couriers dragged flames into the sky, from Xia's rear position to the south of Xijin.

"Boom!"

In one minute, two express packages fell into the Xiangsan position where they were celebrating their victory.

Express delivery is a well-known strategic weapon of Xia Kingdom. Yingjiang hates Xia Kingdom because of this thing, but he doesn't dare to take action.

The two couriers exploded, and the huge power instantly opened two huge gaps in the several-kilometer-long Xiangsan position. Thousands of Xiangsan were directly killed in the explosion.

Those Xiang San who were further away were also shaken and staggered, with bleeding from their mouths and noses, and the Warrior mecha was also bombed and suffered heavy losses.